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    "Principal!" The little girl at the front desk of the pet hospital saw the leader and stood up quickly.

    "Hey... Zhong Yi?!" She wondered, this intern was fired more than half a month ago, why is he here again?

    She had a good impression of this peer. After being fired, she was still sad for a week.

    "From now on, we will call him Consultant Zhong," Hu Pan said solemnly, "Zhong Yi is not only an old friend of our pet hospital, but also our honorary consultant."

    Even though the little girl has received too many high-level guests, her mouth is now in an O shape.

    Zhong Yi bent his eyes and smiled, warm and modest, like a harmonious spring breeze.

    The little girl's face turned red all of a sudden.

    He took out a big bag of duck necks, and there were dozens of boxes of Zhouhe ducks in it, and asked the front desk to distribute them to the doctors.

    "It's a waste of money..."

    In fact, it didn't cost much, bought it with the membership card of Linghu Yao.

    The doctors are seething.

    "Small bell? Didn't he get fired and come back for an interview?"

    "What kind of interview is it? Didn't you hear it just now, honorary consultant! You can only sit in this position if you have made a major contribution to pet medicine!"

    The Keer Duck project team has now been disbanded, and expert Jia, the person in charge, also came over: "I heard from the person who worked overtime yesterday that Keer Duck's duck food was developed by Zhong Yi. Also, the crooked neck incident has stopped because of Zhong Yi..”

    Zhang Musen sat in the corner and listened to everyone's gossip, his face turned green and red, like the green and red threads in a five-nut mooncake.

    He was called by human resources early in the morning, and the unit gave him a punishment of staying for probation.The hospital reads that this incident did not affect its daily operations, and he graduated from a prestigious school, so let's not fire him for now.

    There was condemnation in the questioning from the human resource, the disdainful language in the condemnation, and the pointing and pointing from everyone behind him made him feel worse than being fired.

    "Small bell, sit down quickly." Hu Pan laughed and let Zhong Yi enter the office, as if entertaining a relative's child.

    Zhong Yi took the small round biscuit that Hu Pan handed over, and sat on the sofa.

    "Just now, I called to find out that the ducks in the imperial capital are not on a hunger strike anymore!" The dean smiled and said, "But I still want to ask you, we can't test the formula of this duck food, right?"

    "Yes, I told Zhang Musen from the beginning, but he didn't believe it." Zhong Yi didn't intend to hide this old fox in the workplace.

    The dean tried again: "Last night, in the Fangguyuan community, the sound of knocking clappers suddenly disappeared! You... didn't just stand there for a while."

    Zhong Yi didn't say a word, and looked at the dean with those clear eyes.

    The dean stopped to inquire.He knew what to ask and what not to ask.

    His face sank, and he sighed.

    "One thing, I think you can help. You are a former employee and know more about our situation here. It is inconvenient for me to call outsiders."

    Zhong Yi: "Dean, tell me."

    He still has some affection for Hu Pan.

    Dean Hu took a sip of tea and spoke eloquently.

    "The original site of our pet hospital was a Yuying hall in the Republic of China, which is now called a kindergarten. So you can see that the walls and ceiling have a kind of rustic charm."

    Zhong Yi nodded.When he first joined the company, he was also amazed by the office environment here.

    The dean changed the subject: "However, you should have discovered that we don't have TV sets, and there are no LED screens in the lobby, and we work entirely on paper."

    Zhong Yi: "That's true. Human resources told me that this is because it follows the tradition and is the only one in the world."

    "Tradition...hehe," the dean laughed at himself. "Since last year, our electronic equipment has been entangled with strange things, so we can't use it. If the tradition continues, it will be rumored that we are Old Antique."

    At this moment, the little girl at the front desk knocked on the door and came in, and said in a panic: "The courtyard, the dean, the ceiling projector in the rest area is turned on by itself, and the stereo is also turned on, and it is not connected to electricity at all!!"

    The dean stood up and asked sharply, "How could you forget to remove the projector? Turn it off by all means, so that the customers won't notice it!" Turning around, he said to Zhong Yi, "Look, that's what happened!"

    The young man followed the dean quickly out of the office.He didn't know what was going on, so he took one step at a time.

    The rest area is downstairs, the projector automatically turns on, and the short film is played on the wall. After watching the first few seconds, Zhong Yi recognized it as the corporate promotional film of Pet Hospital.

    The dean breathed a sigh of relief: "It's okay, it's okay, nothing too weird is played this time."

    The customers took a look and didn't pay much attention.

    After a piece of magnificent music, the earth in the center of the screen rotates slowly, surrounded by hundreds of small animals.

    A female voice with a steady voice said: "Since 2008, Aipet Hospital has devoted itself to the health of small animals around the world."

    Suddenly a child's voice came from behind: "Fuck! The dean was still working as a programmer in 2009!"

    Dean: "Huh?"

    Zhong Yi: ...

    The security guard walked towards this side from the end of the hall with a ladder. Before he could move in time, the female voice continued: "We have a team of over 400 members, 80% of whom have doctoral degrees."

    Then came the child's voice again: "Fuck! It's less than 75%!"

    Dean: "I X..."

    Zhong Yi: ...

    The customers in the hall were all attracted by this strange corporate promotional video, forgetting that their pets were sick, and looked down with a giggle.

    Exquisite photos and introductions of key doctors scroll out on the screen.

    "Wang Qianxuan: Chief Physician, with 7 years of work experience, an outstanding member of the Huaxia Canine Disease Project Responsible Team. Thinking about customers is his credo in life."

    The child's voice said Allegro:

    "Wang Qian's selection of doctors is not good. It really makes people lose their temper. The dog's physical examination is fine, but he prescribes vitamin C. Awesome!"

    On the screen: "Liu Zhensheng: Born in 1964, he has been in the profession for more than 30 years. He is good at diagnosing and treating hyperthyroidism in turtles, weak vision in birds, strabismus and other diseases."

    The child said loudly:

    "The bald-headed old Liu is awesome. He likes to prescribe a lot of medicine. The tortoise here lacks calcium, so he makes people spend huge sums of money. Bullshit!"

    The guests roared with laughter: "Your hospital is so funny, how can you broadcast such things?"

    "Who is this person, the leader's child? I also came to see this bald old Liu to watch the turtle... Shall I go or not?"

    Dean Hu is so experienced that he can't control his sweating profusely: "Security! If you can't take off the projector, cover the projection lens! Take the stereo away! Why didn't you clean up this thing before?"

    When the security guard finally covered the projection lens, the dean let out a sigh of relief: "It can be regarded as a stop..."

    Zhong Yi: "I don't think so."

    A few seconds later, the child's mischievous laughter came from the speaker again: "This hospital will kill you, what kind of hair cream, Taobao has the same model 28!"

    "What the hell is this?" The dean was confused in his mind.

    There have been several similar incidents before.Some doctors' computer desktops were tampered with, and sometimes swear words were scrolled on the LED screen. Many people thought it was children in the hospital making trouble.

    Only he knows it's not.

    This invisible and intangible spirit, with a childish voice, used various methods to destroy his business.

    for a moment.

    "Dean, there should be spare computers in our company, can I borrow them?" the young man asked briefly.

    Came to Dean Hu's office and turned on the computer.If the dean said that all electronic products have been invaded, then he should be able to see something.

    Sure enough, as the screen was lit up, he saw a...

    kid.

    The child is wearing a melon cap and a small bellyband, and his fat feet are dangling.

    He picked the W of Window and had a great time.

    It's just that against the black background of the screen, his face is blue and his lips are bright red, which is very strange.Zhong Yi silently watched him jump around and play through the thin screen.

    The dean didn't know what Zhong Yi was looking at, but felt that the surrounding atmosphere was terrifying.Goosebumps climbed up from his back: "Is it okay, small bell, if it doesn't work, forget it... I'll go find... other experts?"

    ... How could it be possible to let others earn money on the first day?

    If there was a hint of hesitation on his expression just now, Zhong Yi was suddenly aroused to fight wits now.

    Like a full moon being eaten away by the night, the original cleanness and immaturity on the young man's face gradually disappeared, leaving only a cold expression, and the pupils seemed to belong to an emotionless machine.

    He created a word document, selected the boldface font, the first font size, and typed out a line of words:

    "I can make you grow taller."

    Cut into traditional characters, press F11 to enlarge the full screen.

    Dean Hu didn't understand why Zhong Yi did this: what, what?

    Zhong Yi's hands tapped on the table one after another, as if waiting, more like a silent urging.

    A few seconds later, under the typed characters, a line of response slowly appeared: "Who are you? What are your roots?"

    In the eyes of normal people, that scene was too weird.

    The computer seems to be controlled by an invisible hand, and the words are typed out.

    "Roots? Upright animals, humans."

    Zhong Yi knew that she couldn't hide from the demon.It was easy to solve it early, he moved the keys like flying, and his brown eyes tentatively looked at the screen from under the slender eyelashes.

    After he typed those few words, the wind suddenly picked up, and the window panes of the office trembled wildly.

    The computer beeped, and the mobile phone played weird music, like a group of people's fingernails scratching the blackboard.

    The invisible hand typed: "Small human beings still think that this deity is short? I can eat human beings. Hee hee."

    Dean Hu felt a chill in his heart, his legs went limp, and he searched for Quick Heart Rescue Pill.

    Can Zhong Yi do it?Doesn't that seem like something this young man can handle?!

    A line of words appeared on the computer screen: "I only give you a chance to say a word."

    "Consultant Zhong?! No, let's forget it! I didn't expect it to be so scary, don't bother you?!" The main reason is that I don't want people to die in the office!

    Between flashes and flints, Zhong Yi silently typed such a line that made Dean Hu very puzzled:

    "I know Bai Ze. 188, isn't it good?"

    Just in an instant.

    The pens and notebooks fell back to the desktop, the wind stopped, the phone was quiet as usual, and the windows were bright with thousands of suns.

    Dean: ...

    Zhong Yi is born with beauty.After the calm, his light brown pupils reflected the light from the computer screen, and his bright red lower lip was released from between the teeth he had unconsciously bitten just now, making people feel that he is really a monster.

    Seeing the young man smiling brightly, Hu Pan tapped on the keyboard with a sly look of success, "Come out, stop typing."

    This is a short, plump little boy wearing a melon cap, the size of a thumb.He has a red face bag and a bellyband, but he is too fat. He wanted to hide from the computer screen, but he couldn't hide it.

    The little guy said he was a room boy.

    A room boy like him will grow in a house that has been idle for many years and no one lives in it. If he meets him, he will bring good luck.

    The little boy spoke in a crisp voice, "Can you really make me grow taller?"

    Sure enough, this little monster would mind height, he just took a risky move.

    Before Zhong Yi felt that no creature aspires to be tall and mighty.

    When studying, in the dormitory, Peng Xia would shiver at the children in horror movies.He didn't feel scared at all, but pityed him.

    He said, those little creatures don't grow up, how pitiful they should be for height intervention, maybe they won't be scary when they grow bigger.

    ...Peng Xia yelled at him to shut up every time.

    "After I go back, I will give you a growth and development assessment first, check the trace elements, and then look at the closure of the epiphyseal line, and tailor a plan." Zhong Yi replied.

    Xiaoshitong heard such a professional term for the first time, and was so excited that he almost cried: "Really! I still have hope? I'm hundreds of years short."

    "By the way, I'm still young, and I don't have any money. How can you help me grow taller?" Shitong knew that such things cost money.

    "I have a pet hospital. You might as well work at my place to earn money." Zhong Yi thought about it.

    "Dean? Can I take it away?"

    The dean kept nodding. He watched Zhong Yi talking to himself in the air, wishing that this person and monster would leave his office right now, and he could call as much as he wanted!

    "If I take you away, will the blessing of this pet hospital be affected?" Zhong Yi asked.

    "No, no," Shitong shook his head like a wave, "Their business has already done a lot, and they are full of blessings, so they don't need me anymore."

    Room boy: "Where is your hospital?"

    Zhong Yi chuckled: "Didn't I mention Bai Ze's hometown, I know him."

    Just now, he thought that Mr. Bai's name was really useful, even if he went out of Qingping Town, he could frighten little monsters at once.

    The room boy plopped down on the table.

    Zhong Yi stretched out his hand to flick his forehead: "Now you talk about allegro! Talk about cross talk?! Make trouble?! You graduated from Deyun Club?! You said it!"

    Xiaoshitong cried cowardly: "Don't beat me! I will be good in the future! Don't scare me! Besides, what I said today is the truth!"

    Zhong Yi told the dean of the Quick Heart Rescue Pill: "That's right, your hospital's corporate promotional video is too exaggerated, and I suggest you revise it. Also, remind those old experts to be more dedicated!"

    A human and a room of children got on the bus back to Qingping Town.Zhong Yi sat on the seat, and Shitong sat on the window sill with his small package the size of a ping-pong ball.The little boy had strong firepower, his hot body let out a sigh of relief against the cold glass, and his black eyes rolled around.

    Zhong Yi also never imagined that after going to the imperial capital, he could kidnap a free employee and come back.Under this crisis, he only used Master Bai's name on the spur of the moment.

    However, since Bai Ze doesn't come back anyway, Xiaoshitong won't see him either, so he probably won't go out of his way.

    With this room boy, my old house is also blessed, which is great for business.This room boy will also be connected to the TV and computer. He has always wanted to install a medical guidance system. It would have cost a lot of money, but now that there is a room boy, it can probably be saved.

    Xiaoshitong was still looking around curiously, completely unaware that his life as a hard worker had been clearly arranged by the evil boss...

    Outside the car window, the orange sun was setting.

    The recent sunrise and sunset times have become more and more irregular, and the climate has also changed. Qingping Town is further north than the imperial capital, and the temperature is lower.Zhong Yi saw that someone was actually wrapped in a down jacket, and what was even more exaggerated was holding a hand warmer.

    Zhong Yi thought for a while, and put Xiao Shitong into his arms.The child is so yang, he is so warm that he doesn't even get goosebumps.

    Passing the intersection, he saw a young Taoist priest who was not in his twenties and had a handsome face.The Taoist priest was dressed in green clothes, held a copper fan, and carried a wooden plaque on his back. It seemed that he was begging for alms.Qingping Town was originally located in the position of Kun, and there are too many supernatural stories, and people respect Taoism very much.

    As long as the townspeople came out and saw it, they would put money into the little Taoist priest's hands, but there were not many people at the moment.

    Zhong Yi took a look, then calmly walked past.

    "This little believer stays behind!"

    No, he didn't intend to talk about it, but the little Taoist stopped him.

    "This little believer, a big monster came to Qingping Town in the middle of the night last night, and it landed in the east of the town. Please help me to kill the monster."

    "I don't believe in this thing." Zhong Yi waved his hand.It was useless for his golden Taoist to open the iron gate.

    Seeing that he was so stubborn, the little Taoist had no choice but to resort to a killer move.

    "Let me tell you a secret. I didn't tell anyone else. The monster really came. It was at the Shanhai Pet Hospital, and the owner went out. I have to lure the monster out and subdue the monster." The little Taoist was full of energy and ambition, "Youwhere is home?"

    Zhong Yi: ... "Uh, it's the Shanhai Pet Hospital."

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