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    Xiao Shitong yawned the boss, even his tonsils were exposed, Zhong Yi glanced at the medical records he compiled today, and saw that there was no major problem, so he let him go to sleep.The little monster was exhausted, and like an adult who had drunk too much, he staggered onto the bed and started snoring.

    At this time, Zhong Yi received a call from Peng Xia.

    "I... have grown a big crown..."

    Zhong Yi:???

    "You turned into a chicken?"

    Peng Xia: "What chicken? Listen to me. A few days ago, I felt a little pain in my scalp, and I went to the hospital to see it. The hospital said it might be a sign of scalp herpes zoster, and asked me if I was too tired."

    Peng Xia: "I said no one is tired because I am tired. I sleep soundly every day."

    Zhong Yi: "Well, I stayed up late with you to play ducks that day, and you could fall asleep leaning against a tree."

    "Right, I didn't care. It just passed a few days. Just now, I had a dream. I dreamed that I was flying on the mountain, drinking dew, and eating fruit. I was very comfortable in my heart., I turned my head, and I saw a big tail behind my ass!!!" Peng Xia broke down and shouted, "Big tail! Colorful!"

    Zhong Yi: "Pheasant? Keep your voice down, my ears hurt, then what?"

    "It's not a pheasant, I can't control the sound. Then I woke up, I scratched my head, and touched a pinch of hair. It felt very strange. I turned on the light and looked in the mirror in a daze. Three! White! Feather crowns!"Hold on! Green and green! Little hanging beads!"

    "I'm fucking a peacock?!" Peng Xia cried.

    Peng Xia: "I haven't asked my parents yet. They haven't told me how I got here before! Am I born from eggs?!"

    "I read my previous books for nothing, how am I going to work now!? How do I face my colleagues?"

    Zhong Yi covered his ears, and couldn't help sighing that he is really a gold medal social animal, and he is still thinking about going to work.

    He told the truth: "Well... Actually, your colleagues can't see your feather crest."

    "However, since your mood is too turbulent, please take a few days off. Get on the bus early tomorrow morning and come to Qingping Town to find me."

    "No, why aren't you afraid at all?" Peng Xia trembled and cried loudly, "Oh yes, you also said, give that kind of thing a cure! Cervical spondylosis!"

    Peng Xia: "You are too perverted, how dare you give, give a terrible thing like me, a cure!"

    Zhong Yi: "Don't be so anxious that you even despise yourself..."

    Zhong Yi sighed for a while, then hung up the phone, and coaxed the gossiping Xiaoshitong to go to bed quickly, and also turned off the lights.He and Peng Xia have known each other for so many years and lived together, except that he looks like a crow when he smiles, he really can't think of him as a peacock spirit.

    In my impression, Xiao Peng's parents are gentle and decent intellectuals, and they treat themselves very well.After hearing that their son's friend was an orphan, the couple would bring a copy to Zhong Yi every time they sent their son special products.

    Xiao Peng's mother said: It would be great if both of your children work in Yunnan.small bell has no mother, so I will be his mother.

    When Zhong Yi heard it, his eyes were wet.

    There are only three buses a day from the imperial capital to Qingping Town, Peng Xia said that he will take the earliest bus, and it will arrive around noon.

    So Zhong Yi fell asleep.

    Originally, life in the small town was slow and there were few pets, so he didn't need to get up early for business.

    After swiping the phone, the dawn time today is earlier than before, and it has returned to normal.

    Astronomy enthusiasts around the world organized the "I Love the Sun" activities in an orderly manner.

    This is a popular science education on the importance of the sun.

    Meteorologists also pointed out that for some unknown reason, this year's climate problems are so weird. They also specifically mentioned the heavy rain in Qingping Town for half a month before, and the lunar eclipse.Phenomenon.

    Meteorologists emphasize: In response to this anomaly, we must first develop our own disaster warning capabilities.For example, in order to prevent the sun from getting out of control, relevant scientists should develop methods to supplement light and radiation in time. At the same time, residents should stockpile food appropriately in case of emergencies.

    This kind of thing has happened before, but this time, it was the first time that it was seriously pushed to the table.Zhong Yi clicked on the comment, and someone replied:

    "Don't worry, how many years have we lived smoothly?"

    "What have scientists been doing all these years? Don't you understand such a big thing?"

    There are also people who hate these bullshit.

    "Do you know how the dinosaurs were destroyed? It has not been studied until now."

    "You do what you want, you go to be a scientist."

    Because of this series of events, Zhong Yi also saw that the meteorological majors in various universities in the country have become popular majors.This time coincides with the summer vacation after the college entrance examination, and many students have been researching the matter of changing departments from the moment they received the admission letter from the university.

    How can this work, this is completely wrong.

    Zhong Yi also has a Weibo account, she usually does not post anything, and her fans are in the single digits.He published a sentence under the popular discussion: "In view of these situations, I would like to suggest that you apply for a major in pet medicine."

    In view of the high number of views on the topic, a bunch of comments were left on this ordinary Weibo.

    "Are you kidding, talking about pets under the weather topic?!"

    "I took a look at the employment trend of veterinary medicine... Laughing to death, it's very common."

    "I thought I went to the wrong board, who is this, you're making fun of me!"

    "What's so important about pets? Can they save the world?"

    Fortunately, he has few fans, and his small speech was instantly submerged in the massive comments of others.

    He didn't have time to see these malicious comments, he was interrupted by the sound of arguing outside.

    Shi Tong was wearing a small apron, and at some point he was sitting by the window with his hands on his cheeks, watching with full concentration, just like watching TV with relish.

    Zhong Yi sighed, if he didn't pay attention, his subordinates would take advantage of it, so he quickly brought Shi Tong to the computer and asked him to work on the medical guidance system honestly.

    After listening to a few ears, the person arguing outside was Cui Zhe, a small crew cut from the street office, and a big bearded man he didn't know.

    The man was not from Qingping Town at first glance, he was full of artistic atmosphere, wearing a beret, a thick linen Chinese jacket, flat black cloth shoes, and a car behind him, with a sticker of a certain film and television company.

    The general meaning is that Lu Hu wants to make a movie here, but Cui Zhe refuses to let him.

    Cui Zhe said that the day he chose was not good. In the middle of July, there should be no people on the streets of Qingping Town on this day, let alone noisy celebrities.

    The bearded man was naturally angry.What age is this, and there are still people who believe in such unreliable things.

    Zhong Yi walked out.

    The bearded man breathed a sigh of relief when he saw him, because this young man was gentle and dressed in a doctor's gown, and he seemed to be scientific and reasonable.

    Zhong Yi looked at the script in his hand curiously: "July and a half? Who are the leading actors and actresses? Are there many actors?"

    Bearded: "He Mingliang and Mei Xixi, do you know each other?"

    Zhong Yi shook her head: "I don't watch TV, if you have to come, let everyone buy more insurance... Ah no, ten will do."

    The bearded man looked contemptuous: "You sell insurance, right?"

    Zhong Yi: "I run a hospital."

    Zhong Yi: "Forget it, you guys should stop coming... Insurance is quite expensive now." Frankly speaking, he doesn't want people like celebrities to come either.Because Qingping Town is really different from other places, if something really happens, normal science can't explain it clearly.

    After hearing this, the bearded man ran away in anger.

    Cui Zhe gave Zhong Yi a thumbs-up: "It's still the dean who has a clear mind, and when it comes to spending money, you run away."

    Zhong Yi said solemnly: "Money is indeed very important, and it is guaranteed by insurance."

    Cui Zhe: "That's the reason."

    Zhong Yi went back to the hospital.It was almost noon, and he was about to cook. He remembered that Peng Xia had just become a peacock. Peacocks belong to poultry, and they also eat whole grains. He simply fried eggs and fried rice.

    The farm eggs are very fragrant, and his craftsmanship is good. Every grain of rice is wrapped in golden eggs, plus chopped green onions, which makes people drool.

    With the clear and sweet well water from the backyard and two big watermelons, it is guaranteed that the peacocks will forget their worries after eating them.

    Just as was getting ready, there was a knock on the door outside.

    He waved his spoon and looked around. It was Butcher Zhang.

    Butcher Zhang was particularly excited: "Zhong Yi, the Golden Taoist and his disciples have come down the mountain and are coming to find you. They have reached the entrance of the town, but you still haven't picked them up!"

    Without thinking, Zhong Yi turned off the fire and said, "I'm leaving soon!"

    What happened to this Taoist, once or twice, always looking for himself.It was the little Taoist priest who wanted to persuade him to spend money to catch monsters.Now he even brought his master down.

    Surely he wouldn't waste a penny on it.

    Butcher Zhang was particularly disappointed. As the number one believer of the Golden Taoist, seeing someone intending to miss such a precious opportunity for enlightenment, it was like he missed a pig with particularly good proportions and let others kill it.

    He left with his hands behind his back: "What can you do? Oh, I won't leave sooner or later. I'll let the Golden Taoist go to my house to rest."

    Zhong Yi planned to sneak away from the backyard quietly, but unexpectedly, he heard a familiar voice from a good friend.

    "Zhong Yi!" With an excited voice, Peng Xia's gentle and amiable face approached the door, with three feather crowns on top of his head, and the little green hanging beads were so cute, his eyes really turned red from crying.

    He walked over and saw those two Taoist priests standing behind Peng Xia.

    The Golden Taoist is immortal.

    The morale of Yunhe Xiaodao is magnificent.

    The clothes of the two were blown up by the wind, they were heroic, and their eyes were fixed on Peng Xia's head.

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