Wushan is about five miles away from Qingping Town.

There is an Anhe Taoist temple on the mountain, which belongs to the Jingming Taoist sect. Every day, cigarettes curl up, and devout men and women step through the threshold.The watchman is called Jin Lin, who is over forty years old and over 1.8 meters tall.

The National Taoist Society knows that Qingping Town, located in the northeast of the imperial capital, belongs to the Kun Gua and is a place where ghosts walk away. Jin Lin wrote charms with qi and pasted them on the doors of every household to keep the people of the town safe.

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His number one believer Zhang Tufu climbed the mountain for three hours sweating profusely, and specially asked for a talisman that could seal the ancient house for his little believer friend.

Jin Lin knew about the evil house.In order not to hurt this innocent little good believer, he immediately pierced it with his middle finger and dripped blood, and then wrote a talisman that was so amazing to him...

How awesome... He was afraid that he didn't have enough Qi, so he bled so much that his lips turned white.

I'm afraid even a monster as big as a dinosaur can be brought down.

He heard the next day that a monster had entered the yard, which frightened Qin Bo's unfilial son.

Jin Lin: ...

A few days later, the beggar's apprentice came back and told him that he clearly had a demonic aura in this house.

Jin Lin didn't believe it.

Therefore, he brought his good apprentice and came over to have a look.

At this sight, he ran into danger, such a bold monster, under his nose, planned to enter the human house.

Jin Lin's eyes are sharp, and he has a sense of immortality.I don't believe that the monster can stop softening his feet in front of him.His apprentice also saw the uncontrollable black energy of the little demon, trembling in mid-air, trembling slightly, straight up like smoke.

Disciple Yunhe straightened his waist, stretched his legs and took a step forward, stretched out the copper fan, and stopped Peng Xia.

"Hey! What a bold monster, how dare you blatantly violate mortals!"

The little monster didn't hide it, and sat down on the ground in fright.

Jin Lin said quietly: "It can be counted that we came in time. If we are half a minute late, it will be a pity if you lose your life, Dean Zhong."

The little monster immediately cried out of fright.

"This monster that can transform into a human form has a strong demonic aura and is very dangerous. You are a mortal, and you won't see the demonic aura, so you should give it to me quickly." The Golden Taoist pulled out a gourd.

"Woooo!!!" The little monster probably has little knowledge, and has never seen such a battle before, but he saw the mortal Zhong Yi strode forward to block him, blocking him behind.

"Are you professional or not? Do you have a Taoist certificate? You are talking nonsense here, are you cheating money?"

Jin Lin was questioned for the first time, and choked for a moment: "You are a mortal, with naked eyes, there are big monsters in the world, not a few. It's like the rain in Qingping Town for the past half month..." He paused, "YouDo you know what's going on?"

Zhong Yi: "What's going on?"

Jin Lin stammered: "There is a monster crying."

Zhong Yi: ...

Yunhe Xiaotong: "You don't know." He looked at Zhong Yi triumphantly.

Jin Lin: "The lunar eclipse was blocked recently, and the last time I ate half of the lunar eclipse, I vomited it out. Do you know what happened?"

Don't wait for him to answer.

Jin Lin: "There are also demons making trouble."

Yunhe Xiaotong is mysterious: "This is all a secret!"

It's just that Zhong Yi's performance is too calm, and he is not scared at all.But this did not prevent Jin Lin from affirming: "You mortals don't know anything, but you still want to get in our way. The demon is right in front of my eyes today, don't you want to interfere."

He picked up the talisman and was about to throw it on Peng Xia, but Zhong Yi had already pushed his good friend behind him and locked the door, all in one go.The spell that Jin Lin wrote down due to blood loss was like a joke, and there was no reaction.

Zhong Yi looked up, a little annoyed, and spoke quickly: "Master Daoist, the sunrise and sunset are not normal recently, do you know what's going on?"

Jin Lin really didn't know, this matter was a big mess, and the Taoist Association had a meeting to discuss it, but unfortunately everyone agreed that if it involved a big monster they couldn't touch, no amount of divination would be able to figure it out.

Zhong Yi: "You tell me the truth, and I will return your secret. That is the problem of Torch Dragon."

Jin Lin: ...

Just at this time.A slight drizzle fell from the sky, hitting finally's face, his hair was covered with crystal drops, he asked again: "Do you know why it's raining now?"

The young man looked too serious.

The Golden Taoist was clearly intimidating the young man, but he didn't even know why, so he was led away by his question.

He said: "There is a sad breath in the sky. Perhaps the image of the golden saint made the Torch Dragon you mentioned feel very compassionate and wept."

"No," Zhong Yi sighed, "It has dry eyes, I let it cry properly to moisten its eyes. It is watching the movie I recommended, "Mom Loves Me Again."

Yunhe Xiaodaotong: "Don't talk nonsense! You are joking!"

Zhong Yi: "Now the show is at this point, the little boy said: 'Grandpa, Grandma, I was wrong, I will be an obedient boy in the future. Please forgive me.'" He read the subtitles word by word.

The Golden Taoist raised his eyes, and in the sun and rain, he could only see the lingering clouds sticking to the sky.

But after Zhong Yi finished reading his lines...he felt a wave of spiritual energy from the young man, and it was like a spring rain.

Immediately afterwards, he actually saw that the clouds were like a huge movie screen, with colors ranging from light to dark, reflecting images.

As Zhong Yi said, Torch Dragon suffers from dry eyes, and he doesn’t want to waste his eyes with a small mobile phone, so he casts mana directly on the cloud, and the whole sky is playing movies.

It's getting old, and at first it didn't believe that this movie would have such great magic power, but it ended up crying while watching it, and the sun and rain came.

The Taoist priest hadn't watched TV other than lectures for many years, and was immediately attracted by this movie.

"It's really a movie..." There is no dubbing, Golden Taoist reads his lines to Yun Duo, "I'm sorry for making you worry. Xiaoqiang is a very sensible child."

Zhong Yi nodded in satisfaction: "Yes."

The Taoist priest nodded and continued to read: "'Qiu Xia, I don't know what to say. Thank you very much. I will leave first.'"

Yunhe, who couldn't see anything: "Okay Taoist priest, let's go then."

Daoist: ...

It's not bad to leave at this time.He bowed his hands to Zhong Yi: "I didn't expect you to solve the problem of sunrise and sunset. I said why the spell didn't work. It turned out that my qi was in front of you, and I was playing tricks."

Hearing that the troublemaker was about to leave, Zhong Yi breathed a sigh of relief: "It doesn't matter. It's just that you Taoists can be more reliable, don't just catch monsters, but solve some practical things."

The Golden Taoist nodded again and again: If they have the strength to solve this kind of astronomical anomaly, do they still need scientists to discuss it?

The Taoist leader walked halfway after leaving, but he pulled the little Taoist boy to stop.Yunhe: Master, is this a repentance?

Golden Taoist couldn't take his eyes off the sky: "I think this movie is good. Buy me a bag of melon seeds, and I'll finish watching the movie first."

"It's scary, it's really scary." Seeing his friend enter the door, Peng Xia wished he could hang himself on top of his friend, "What if those two Taoist priests accept me? Fortunately, I came in. Your hospitalIt's always safe." Peng Xiahong said with eyes wide open.

Zhong Yi silently kicked the foxglove to make it stop talking.Walking into the house, he gave Xiao Shitong another look and told him to hide in the TV.

The child was a bit crazy at first, but after being rejected, he ran to the bedroom pitifully and went to sleep.

He went to the kitchen, filled the pot of fried rice, thank God it was not cold, and slaughtered the watermelon.The two sat in the room and talked about their recent experiences while eating.

Zhong Yi decided to gradually let Peng Xia accept her identity as a monster doctor.

Let's start with the fact that monsters also have weaknesses, that is, monsters can also get sick.Peng Xia nodded, he remembered who his good friend had treated for cervical spondylosis.

Peng Xia was stunned when he heard this, and couldn't stop farting rainbow farts on his friend.

"Wow! It's really you, it's amazing!"

"You can handle so many things!"

"If this were me, I would have been frightened and foolish!"

"You even got investment! You even got a massage gold card, you are really a business genius!"

Peng Xia, who had been frightened just now, came to his senses.When he was still terrified of monsters and Taoist priests, his friend had already mingled among the big monsters and solved one thing after another.

"Don't be afraid, they, ah no, your essence is actually animals." Zhong Yi said.

"I will try not to be afraid in the future," Peng Xia blushed, "I called my mother in the car, and she said that our ancestors could swallow even Tathagata, so don't embarrass them."

Good guy.

In order to save the monsters, Zhong Yi has recently exerted his academic and scientific research spirit and intensively read many myths. It turns out that Peng Xia's ancestor is the Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva!!

It is said in "Journey to the West" that the Tathagata became a golden body on the top of a snow mountain and was sucked into the stomach by a peacock...

You're so powerful, you're so scared, Zhong Yi thought, Peng Xia should have talked to those two Taoist priests about this earlier, and then opened his mouth and yawned at them.

Hearing this, he couldn't help but look at his best friend's belly: "I just cooked a little food, are you full..."

Peng Xia: "I'm full, I'm full, by the way, I just became a peacock, I can't control my demon power well, I'm really sorry.

He glanced at his friend cautiously.

"I'm not feeling well right now, I feel a little movement behind me."

"Can I turn on the screen?"

Before Zhong Yi could react, he heard a loud "puff" from his friend's back, as if his pants had been ripped open.

After sweeping away a pile of things, a peacock screen as high as half a floor unfolded from behind the good friend.

It was radiant and beautiful, but it seemed strange in this room.

Peng Xia buried her flushed face in her arms, still embarrassing her ancestors, she really didn't want to see anyone.The small green hanging beads on the feather crown are exposed, which looks very pitiful.

Zhong Yi laughed out loud.He went to wash the dishes, turned on his phone, and found that his Weibo suddenly had a lot of fans.

Inexplicably clicking in to read, Mr. Bai actually reposted his Weibo.

His Weibo post encouraging everyone to apply for pet majors was scolded by a bunch of people for being mentally ill.