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    Assistant Wen frowned.Having been with Mei Xixi for so many years, I have never seen anyone speak so presumptuously: "What do you mean? Have a problem with our Xixi?"

    She thought she couldn't tell that such a good-looking person was so rude.

    He took Mei Xixi's hand and was about to go out.

    But Mei Xixi has been in the entertainment industry for many years, and she has seen such a scheming old fox.Her intuition told her that this young man with clean eyes was not talking nonsense.She freed her arm from Assistant Wen's hand and asked, "Can you tell me what's going on? Someone told me just now to leave this place as soon as possible."

    Zhong Yi was silent.

    He was not in a hurry to answer her, and turned to Peng Xia, "Do you think she will believe me if I tell you?"

    Peng Xia: "Based on my experience, I definitely wouldn't believe it..."

    Zhong Yi: "Can you show them a screen? It might speed up their understanding."

    Peng Xia blushed: "...Oh, it's really annoying, okay."

    Peng Xia always listened to his friends.

    He stood up and walked in front of the two of them.Earlier, he had pulled out a hole in his trousers in advance and covered the curtain.Now a huge peacock screen is released from the hole with a "crash".The tail feathers are extremely gorgeous, and each oval is like a bright eye, shining brightly in the small room.

    Zhong Yi said sincerely: "As you can see, there are monsters in this world."

    Peng Xia shyly said, "I'm just one."

    Zhong Yi explained: "Tonight, in the middle of July, the Hundred Demons in Qingping Town will go on a night tour."

    Peng Xia affirmed: "You can eat people, it's too dangerous for you to come out."

    After the two finished speaking, there was a terrible silence in the air.

    Mei Xixi laughed awkwardly: "You, did you improvise a scene?"

    Peng Xia:?

    "Can't you see my tail? It's so beautiful." He fanned his tail.He deliberately made the demon power a little bigger, and ordinary people should be able to see it.

    "This prop of yours is so realistic. I thought it was real, it's so scary." Mei Xixi gave a thumbs up.

    Zhong Yi: "Hey..."

    Zhong Yi: "Mei Xixi, go grab one!"

    Peng Xia protected her buttocks: "That's impossible!"

    Zhong Yi: "Then you just let them see the bottom of your butt!"

    Peng Xia: "I'm a man, and I have dignity! I can't even have hair!"

    It's really inappropriate to show two women Peng Xia's ass.However, these two cannot be allowed to look at other monsters.

    Other monsters are not as kind as Peng Xia.It is really possible to eat people, even cat demons and Qingyuan have cruelty genes.

    With a flash of inspiration, Zhong Yi took out his phone and poked a video: "Look, this is me flying in the sky. Why is there no plane blocking me? That's because I'm on a monster." On Torch Dragon.

    Chen Xixi hissed, sincerely admiring: "Your special effects are really good! It's more realistic than all the productions I know!"

    Zhong Yi has no choice.

    At this moment.

    The wind howled and blew across the street, and the sycamore trees outside swayed wildly.Originally, the clouds on this day covered the sky dimly, and the whole world was dim, with a kind of twilight atmosphere.

    After the strong wind passed through, the already gloomy sky dropped by one degree.The cool air completely blew away the heat, Mei Xixi shivered a bit with less clothes on her own.

    The medical guidance system suddenly cut to the TV.The female anchor of "Now Live" said:

    "Every year in the seventh month of the lunar calendar, we observe air masses from all over the country converging to the northeast of the imperial capital. The microblog released by the program group yesterday has aroused discussions in the industry..."

    Zhong Yi and Peng Xia looked at each other.

    They know that this is because there are many demons coming.

    Mei Xixi looked at the eyes of those two people, and a layer of white sweat broke out on her back: "I won't quarrel with you, let's go."

    "Hey, wait a minute, let me buy a pack of cat food, and feed the stray cats. They are here."

    Zhong Yi: "Okay, this 21 will automatically pay attention to our official account after scanning the code to pay. We have a mature medical guidance system and can conduct online after-sales and consultation."

    Mei Xixi: "That's right, you have such a small store with such a mature system."

    Assistant Wen looked contemptuous: I've never seen someone so unscrupulous in wanting to be an actor, and what a broken system, what's so great about it.

    Day after day, the moon rises.

    Year after year, a hundred demons walk in the night.

    At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, it is the streets of the town at night.

    No one walked the streets, and no family turned on the lights.The doors of every house are closed, as if no one has ever lived there.

    A row of monsters hurriedly set off from the east of the town, walking on the quiet street.

    On both sides are tall and straight sycamore trees, which cover the moonlight, except for one or two beams of white. The dim moonlight is mixed with the blue will-o'-the-wisp, making it unclear.

    On the road, all kinds of monsters walked past in an orderly manner without saying a word.At such a time, these monsters don't seem to find it strange at all to walk swaggeringly in such a place where there are still people in the daytime.

    The moon moved slowly in the sky, and when it reached a certain angle, bright light poured into the courtyard of Shanhai Pet Hospital, just shining on the dwarf foxglove flowers.

    The flowers suddenly stretched upwards, and in front of the two of them, they quickly jointed and pulled the flowers, one after another opened gradually, and the colorful bouquets of orange, purple and blue stretched towards the sky.

    "According to the invitation, you should start now. Go to the east of the town under the sycamore tree with a crooked neck, and meet the monsters with the letter K," Zhong Yi encouraged his friends, "Don't be afraid, go along, follow the instructions, and avoid stampede accidents.”

    With so many monsters, to carry out the Hundred Monsters Night Walk in Qingping Town, of course, they need to line up in an orderly manner, and march in batches in an orderly manner according to the unified command.

    Peng Xia faltered again.

    "They're all monsters..."

    Zhong Yi: "You are also a monster."

    Peng Xia: "Woo hoo."

    Peng Xia murmured: "My team leader is Fang Xiangshi, I don't know who leads the other team."

    Fang Xiangshi is a descendant of Maomu in ancient times, who was the concubine of the Yellow Emperor.Fang Xiangshi, which means "appearance of fear", her appearance can exorcise evil spirits. On the night of the Hundred Demons' Night Walk, she will arrive in Qingping Town, and she will mainly lead the monsters starting with letters from A to N. Xiao Peng is K Peacock, and belonged to Fang Xiangshi's team.

    The monsters starting with the letters O to Z set out from Zhenxi, and it was another monster who came to lead them.

    "No matter who leads it, they are all very powerful monsters," Zhong Yi said, "Go now."

    "You said that Mei Xixi and the others... will be okay?" Peng Xia asked.

    Zhong Yi shook his head: "I don't know."

    Peng Xia scratched his head and wanted to leave.

    Zhong Yi: "You can change into my sneakers...or you will be too tired from walking. Bring a bottle of water."

    Peng Xia: "You seem to be taking me on a spring outing."

    The moonlight actually covered the street.Zhong Yi watched Peng Xia walk out the door with the kettle in hand, and walked towards the east of the town against the wall, looking pitiful and funny.

    It's daytime today.

    Peng Xia's parents had called him for a long time and told him the importance of the Night Walk of the Hundred Demons.The couple also met and fell in love at Yexing in Qingping Town before.This year I feel that I am getting older, and I don't want to join in the excitement of the young demon, so I let the young demon absorb the spiritual energy.

    Zhong Yi originally saw Peng Xia's miserable appearance, but he also knew that he would have to experience this kind of thing sooner or later.As a young demon who has just grown up, he must cross such a psychological hurdle.

    Unexpectedly, Peng Xia accepted it.He was very pleased.

    There is a feeling of watching your own monster grow up.

    Fortunately, Peng Xia is also a monster. In such a day, monsters can't hurt monsters...

    Xiao Shitong also went out, Zhong Yi drew the curtains and prepared to go to sleep.

    "Ding." He suddenly heard the notification sound from the assistant of the subscription account. It was someone sending a private message in the background of the official account, and he could receive the notification sound.

    He squinted his eyes and brought the phone to his eyes, only glanced at it, and then sat up.

    Actor Mei Xixi: I am a customer

    Actor Mei Xixi: There are big monsters

    Actor Mei Xixi: Do you care about after-sales?

    Mei Xixi felt that she really suffered a long time bloody misfortune.

    This so-called big production "July and a Half", if the producer had not paid her a lot of money, she would not have wanted to make this ghost film.If she didn't need to make this ghost film, she wouldn't come to this hellish Qingping Town, and she wouldn't be able to see all these monsters.

    She followed behind a big mother-in-law and thought with her head down and tears.

    In the movie, she will play a female college student who is accidentally tricked into a pyramid scheme when she is looking for a job.

    Most people in this town are engaged in pyramid schemes, and her mobile phone has been confiscated, so she cannot contact the outside world.

    In the middle of the night in July, she escaped quietly from the den, but accidentally bumped into Bai Yao Ye Xing.

    In the back, there were people from the MLM dens chasing and chasing with kitchen knives, and there were monsters lining up in front of them, so she simply painted herself a monster makeup and mixed in with the monster team...

    Of course, for the sake of trial, the plot will tell everyone at the end that those scary monsters were dressed up by kind townspeople, and they all wanted to let the female college students escape from their lives and rescue them...

    In the part to be filmed tonight, the female college student played by Mei Xixi ran away and ran away on the street, ran into the group of hundreds of demons played by the extras, and mixed in to walk at night together.This is also the climax of the film.

    The producer made realistic monster headgear or props for each group performer. During the warm-up, these props were also well received by industry experts.

    The camera positions were all set up, the director called to start shooting, Mei Xixi tousled her hair, and ran barefoot on the street with a groan.Out of the corner of her eye, she could see the drone shooting down at her from above her head.

    For her who has been in the industry for many years, this kind of plot shooting will hardly be difficult.

    But she ran...and found that the black mist in front of her was getting heavier and thicker. It is said that the monster team of the extras was a hundred meters ahead?!

    This is a full 500 meters!

    It turned out that she was running too fast and lost her way. Mei Xixi wanted to call the crew, but suddenly at the corner of another street, she saw a group of monsters.

    "Thank God, I finally found you!" Mei Xixi joined the team, clasping her hands together in her heart.

    But in the next second, she keenly realized that this was not a team of extras at all.

    One is that there are no shooting machines on the top of the head and around the body.The second is... the big mother-in-law in front of her, the leaves are too realistic!Thinking of what the pet doctor said today... She almost fell to her knees.

    But she found that her legs were completely out of control, and every step seemed to be pulled by someone. She couldn't change the speed or direction, so she could only be forced to follow behind this granny, stiffly, one stepGo forward step by step.

    She tremblingly picked up the phone.

    Luckily it was still in my pocket.

    Only 1% of the battery is left.

    I clicked on the "Shanhai Pet Hospital" official account, and tremblingly sent a message to the backstage of the official account, because I was too scared to type too many words, and could only type one word at a time.

    She was ready for no one to reply.

    Almost the second after she finished sending the message, the dialog box of the official account replied: OK received, give me a location, will be there soon.

    A system message pops up next.

    [After-sale order No. 001-this message is automatically popped up by the system]

    Customer purchase service/product: delicious cat food X1

    After-sales matters: save customers from monsters.

    After-sales details: It has been dispatched and is ready for after-sales.

    This after-sales service is outside normal business hours and may incur additional charges to you.

    During the after-sales process, you can put forward your opinions on after-sales.After the sale is over, you are welcome to give a star rating to this sale to improve our service.

    God knows!How many luxuries has Mei Xixi bought in her life, such as big diamond rings, big houses, and clothes inlaid with gold thread!Even, how many cabinet sisters hugged her, pampered her, and said they would satisfy all her thoughts and wishes.

    But this is the only one that Mei Xixi has ever seen in her life, the most awesome after-sales service!

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