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    Lie on the back of the big tiger.

    Zhong Yi fell asleep.

    Either because I'm too tired recently, I'm forced to get up at night, or because I'm under too much pressure, I can't see many normal customers, and I'm always a big monster.

    In short, he should feel fear, panic, anxiety, and even the scratch on his chin that was scratched by Bai Ze's claws is still aching.I have been worrying about whether I will be eaten for nearly half a month, and finally I have an answer.

    All when he was lying on Bai Ze's back, with his cheek leaning against the pure white wings, he forgot all about it.

    His eyelids were getting heavy, listening to the soft wind around him, feeling the cool night air blowing between the wings under his body, he felt that he hadn't felt so relaxed for a long time.

    So much so that when he vaguely heard someone talking to Bai Ze, he felt that he was dreaming.

    On the way Fang Xiangshi was flying east, he happened to meet Bai Ze who was rapidly losing weight due to the weight.

    "Old Bai, I've never seen you bring a child home, and Bai Yao Ye Xing doesn't care about it, so I'm so anxious."

    Bai Ze: "What are you talking about, I'll take him for interrogation."

    Fang Xiangshi came to him and looked at the young man's sleeping face, pretending to be surprised: "You are so cute, how do you want to interrogate, you are really a beast."

    Bai Ze: "Mrs. Fang, don't talk nonsense."

    Sleeping too soundly, when Zhong Yi opened his eyes, he found himself slumped on the sofa. Instead, Bai Ze was sitting on the chair opposite him, slowly wiping the cane that had blown up a row of stalactites in the Torch Dragon cave.

    For a while, couldn't recover from that comfortable and sound sleep.

    He lifted the quilt from his body.

    This is an interrogation room.

    The cramped house, the light bulbs flickering, and the walls are painted black and gray.Mr. Bai looked away from the cane, and his cold eyes glanced up, making Zhong Yi seem to be immersed in snow water.

    In the next second, the cane was raised indifferently and touched his chin.

    "Do you want to eat me?" Zhong Yi asked in a low voice.

    Mr. Bai wore a black uniform and got up.As expected of Peng Xia's idol, his human form is also outstanding.The body proportion is very good, the shoulders are wide and the legs are long, which makes people feel pleasing to the eye.But compared to the appearance of a tiger, this kind of behavior makes Zhong Yi even more uncomfortable.

    "I've been preparing for this day for a long time, and I'm not afraid. Before eating me, let me take a bath," Zhong Yi is very obedient, "I like water at 55 degrees, and I will wash very clean."

    "Turn right at the door of the bathroom." Bai Ze whispered.

    "Oh," Zhong Yi stood up, got off the sofa, and walked forward.Before taking two steps, he was blocked by a pair of long legs wrapped in black suit pants, and almost fell into a big somersault.

    He turned around in doubt, and met Bai Ze's face with throbbing veins on his forehead.

    "Who told you that I want to eat you, such a small one," Bai Ze said, "and so skinny."

    Many people thought he was going to eat Zhong Yi.

    Even the peacock's parents warned him that if he ate too nutritious, he would lose weight.

    "Aren't you going to eat? Are you not eating enough? I think the skinny one is quite delicious." Zhong Yi felt offended, looked down at her arm, and sat back on the sofa.

    "You..." Bai Ze was speechless.

    "Either way," Zhong Yi tentatively said, "You are an economist, so you must have considered my value. For a very capable person like me, I suggest you eat in installments."

    Bai Ze had interrogated many dangerous monsters, but he was crying bitterly.But I've never seen such a conditional person.

    "What is installment eating?"

    "It's in batches, eat me up. For example, eat the hair first today... I still have my hands, and I can give you a bone-setting massage. Eat, eat up tomorrow..."

    Bai Ze turned his face away.

    Zhong Yi thought he was thinking about eating in installments, but he heard a chuckle.

    It was said that he was a cruel demon king with blood on his hands, laughing at him.

    Bai Ze turned his head and said to him expressionlessly, "Extend your hand."

    Zhong Yi said in a daze: "It's not worth eating here first, you forgot, my bone-setting massage is the best."

    that night.Bai Ze didn't know who he had fought with, and found the hospital exhausted. Zhong Yi pressed the tiger so comfortably that he wanted to meow, and said that he would introduce clients to him.

    After Bai Ze recovered, he realized that he was actually a human being, so he glared at him, thinking that he would be able to peel off the sky eye.

    Zhong Yi still listened meekly.He closed his eyes, his eyelashes trembling slightly, and stretched out his hand.The tips of her knuckles were slightly pink because of the warm sleep just now.

    He felt warm gauze wrapped around his wrist, and opened his eyes again.

    At some point, Bai Ze put the cane aside, and was wrapping the gauze gently around his wrist.Only then did he discover that there were bloodstains left on it at an unknown time, which may have been pressed by the pig's hoof.

    Bai Ze's fingers are long and slender, with clear bones, and thin calluses left by holding a cane on his finger pads, which are very different from the doctor's soft hands.Such masculine hands are stopping the bleeding for him.

    Zhong Yi: "...Thank you. You are such a good demon."

    When Bai Ze heard this address, he denied it without thinking: "You're going to give me a massage later, I'm just afraid that you will be dirty."

    Just now, the subordinates found out that this human being actually opened a massage VIP membership for Linghu, and he can enjoy the service at any time.

    Fortunately, he thought that the doctor was afraid of monsters and hid his identity, so after pressing it once, he didn't dare to disturb him.I also feel that the doctor's hands should not be tired, and should be saved.

    "Yes, yes," Zhong Yi nodded quickly, "It would be bad for my blood to fall on your white fur. I know you cats have a cleanliness."

    "But my blood is delicious too."

    He was still thinking about being eaten: "Many monsters say that I smell good, and some people call me catnip."

    Bai Ze: "Why do you like to sell yourself so much?"

    Zhong Yi felt guilty: "In front of an economist like you, it's still not good enough to sell..."

    Bai Ze took Zhong Yi's hand off his knee: "Tell me first. Since when did you know my identity and write down such a large string of full names. What did you do after seeing the monster? What happened?, tell me exactly."

    Zhong Yi: ...

    "I can't answer well, I will really eat you in installments," he glanced over, "Hundred Demon Night Walk, there has been no accident for hundreds of years, when you came, it caused a big stampede. Grandma Ding dropped several umbrellas."

    His voice became more dignified, until this time, his expression became completely cold: "You have no demons, you are bold, you know that I am the manager, you don't report it as soon as possible, but ask for help from that little peacock who can't eat anything. ThenLater, you and the little star will go to the belly of the stupid pig."

    "On the day of the lunar eclipse, didn't I tell you before that ordinary monsters are essentially animals, and no matter how high their IQ is, they are no higher than humans. If you are so unscrupulous, you will suffer a lot. What do you think?"

    His sentence became more serious than his sentence. At the end of the sentence, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he looked at Zhong Yi with a judgmental expression.

    Zhong Yi doesn't know why.Even if was going to be eaten just now, felt nothing.In the past, when Bai Ze was so coercive, he could still puff out his small chest.

    But seeing Bai Ze's eyes like this.He lowered his head, trying to bury his face in his hands.

    Bai Ze said coldly, "Don't cry."

    "Confession first."

    Zhong Yi wrinkled her nose: "Okay."

    "By the way, where is this?"

    "The monster interrogation room. People like you who get into big trouble or monsters are locked up here."

    "But why is there a quilt in the interrogation room?" Zhong Yi was puzzled.

    How could Mr. Bai say that it was because the prisoner slept so soundly in the sky, and hugged him tightly. He hadn't seen such a bold person in so many years.

    After landing, the man didn't let go, so he could only hold a quilt for him in his hand.

    Also slept until noon.

    At this moment, they heard the rumbling thunder outside, Bai Ze stood up quickly, and walked to the small palm-sized window, his back was framed with a layer of gold by the sunlight.

    "Many monsters turned back and returned to Qingping Town."

    "What?" Zhong Yi was a little puzzled.

    Bai Ze was in a squatting posture, transforming into the appearance of a tiger with growing wings. He raised his hand and grabbed Zhong Yi on his back, and gave the order neatly, "Let's go first."

    Zhong Yi graciously grabbed the white hair on Mr. Bai's shoulder blades. Fortunately, this time the blood was all wrapped up, and no drop fell on it.

    He did get some up there before, but Bai Ze couldn't see it, so he planned to bring some 84 up next time.

    "Live" news.

    "Recently, we have observed airflow clusters from all over the country converging towards the northeast of the imperial capital. A small part of the airflow left the imperial capital early this morning."

    "But this afternoon, more air flow gathered, better than yesterday, better than previous years! Next, we connected with meteorologist Mr. Ge. Mr. Ge is a leader in the field of meteorology and has a full understanding of the atmosphere. We askedAsk Teacher Ge what he thinks."

    After the call was connected, an old man over there answered it.

    "Don't ask, you ask me this kind of question every time. I'm retired, so I can't answer it myself!"

    Mei Xixi was standing in the Shanhai Pet Hospital, next to Peng Xia who was wearing trousers, and the two walked around the room.There was a strong wind outside the window, and the leaves of sycamore trees were flying all over the sky. It was clearly noon, but it was a scene of doom.

    Mei Xixi went crazy: "When will Zhong Yi come back?"

    Peng Xia: "I don't know either! His phone is turned off!"

    Mei Xixi: "Isn't it really going to be eaten?!"

    Peng Xia anxiously opened the screen, but Mei Xixi couldn't see the monster's body because it was hidden: "Didn't he be rescued?! He won't be eaten again."

    Moreover, the one who took him away was his idol, Bai Ze!!

    outside the door.

    Hu Lai was yelling around with a small speaker: "The moon in "July and a Half" is not full, let's shoot "Seeing the Demon in the Day"! We currently have all the props and actors, and the project has sufficient funds. We must shootFinish!"

    "Mei Xixi, Mr. Mei, are you lost again? Come out when you hear the voice, and show some professionalism! Even if your acting skills are not good, you still have to finish filming this!"

    Peng Xia:?

    Mei Xixi stomped her feet: "It's so annoying. I hate people saying that my acting skills have been overwhelmed! Didn't I just not be able to cry before?!"

    She was going to die of anger. After going through the whole night, she could tell what was going on with the strong wind outside with the strands of her hair, but this fool thought that God was helping him and helping him finish filming this horror movie.If it goes on, she will see the monster again!Hu Lai still kept his mouth shut, using a loudspeaker to say that her acting skills were bad.

    She picked up her mobile phone, clicked on the "Shanhai Pet Hospital" official account, and typed a few lines in it:

    Where is the boss?When are you coming back?

    after sale.

    There are big monsters!

    She didn't report any hope at all, because Zhong Yi's cell phone was turned off.

    However, the opposite side returned almost in seconds.

    "OK received, come right away."

    A system message will pop up next.

    [After-sales order No. 002-after-sales order 001-this message is automatically popped up by the system]

    Customers purchase services/products: after-sales order 001 to save customers from monsters.

    After-sales details: On the way, ready for after-sales.

    This after-sale is within the scope of normal working hours, and it is the unfinished item of the first after-sale order 001.You will not be charged additional fees.

    During the after-sales process, you can put forward your opinions on after-sales.After the sale is over, you are welcome to give a star rating to this sale to improve our service.

    Mei Xixi turned her head away in a daze.I saw a kid wearing a bellyband standing by the window, holding a computer mouse in his left hand, the mouse cord stretched several meters away, making a phone call with his right hand, and "Qingyuan" was written on the phone screen.From the edge of the town, probably in the direction of the river, a thin current leads to the sky.

    "I'm sorry, I'm too anxious. I shouldn't let you see my monster form. I'm urgently charging the leader. If the after-sales news is not returned in time, he will blame me." The child was sweating profusely and his face was red.It can be seen that the operation exhausted him.His figure flashed, and he hid politely.

    Mei Xixi: Damn, he must be the most powerful after-sales service specialist in history, equipped with the most complete system, and has a strong ability to predict risks.

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