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    #梅喜喜的粉丝# became the hot topic of the day.

    In the beginning, the black fans were aroused to fight and tried to dance wildly.

    "Why is Mei Xixi's acting so bad that she doesn't care about it?Because she put all her heart and soul into buying sailors"

    "The acting skills were so embarrassing that it exploded, Mei Xixi went bankrupt just to change public opinion"

    Good job Mei Xixi!The performance teacher vomited blood after watching it, and the public relations company saw it as a textbook case"

    ...

    However, in less than two minutes, under these articles that have been written with painstaking efforts and bought popular searches, the comment area fell again.

    Tens of thousands of comments rushed over, all kinds of genres flourished, each with a special texture.

    "For our old comrades, Xixi is the most promising actress. I wrote a poem to express my love for Xixi: Xixi is so cute, and she is serious about her work and not lazy..."

    "Some people wear human skin and don't speak human words! They are not as good as monsters! I am a Kunqu opera lover, and here I am making a Kunqu opera for Miss Mei..."

    "Old man, how many times have I seen the market? But after seeing Miss Mei, I feel that Mei Xiaoyou is a rare acting talent in a hundred years. I will ask someone to draw a picture for her.I will send it later..."

    Assistant Wen's mobile phone was blown up by the company, she sat on the stone steps of the film and television city in a daze, and called back one by one:

    "No, we didn't buy a sailor. Xiaomei is filming. She's been filming from morning to night today. She didn't do anything else at all..."

    "How can she have so much money? She has already spent all her money. In the end, more than 100,000 yuan was funded for a pet hospital. You heard me right...Recently, she has been following the group for lunch."

    "Well, I haven't met any older fans recently. How can there be any old comrades? The studio is full of young people."

    A few tens of meters away, it was Mei Xixi who was filming the night scene of the finale, where she worked hand in hand with the monsters to severely punish the MLM company.

    "Ah...! MLM companies are going to die!"

    Mei Xixi pointed at the villain, causing the monsters to rush forward.

    Hot tears poured out of her eyes naturally, as if she didn't want money.Her whole body was bathed in divine radiance, and this scene deeply infected all the actors and staff around her.

    Director Hu Lai wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, very satisfied.

    In recent dramas, whenever Mei Xixi appeared on camera, it was over in one shot!

    What's even more amazing is that no matter where they go, it's like God rewarding them with food.Mei Xixi only needs to stand in front of the camera, hey, the original cloudless weather can instantly blow evil winds and billows.

    Such smooth shooting, such silky acting skills, without adding filters and props, will definitely save a lot of time for editors and artists.

    It is expected that within half a month, "Seeing the Demon in the Day" will be released smoothly.

    Zhong Yi got off the train and transferred to the bus. When he got home, Qingping Town was completely silent.

    He turned the courtyard door with a key, and a moonlight greeted him.

    Both foxglove and honeysuckle twisted their waists, bowing and saying hello to their master who had been away for a day.Zhong Yi poured water from the Qingjiang River in Qingjiang City for the two of them, as if they were treating them to local specialties.

    Zhong Yi hesitated for a while, took out his mobile phone, and carefully sent a WeChat message to Bai Ze: "Mr. Bai, I have taken care of the source of the earthquake. I have returned safely. Have you rested yet?"

    Thinking of Mr. Bai's beautiful white wings and such an embarrassing piece of blood, feel really embarrassed.

    I'm too busy this time, so don't have time to pour 84 for a while.

    He took off the silk veil on his elbow, and after a day, there was no red spot on his arm from the little hedgehog's prick.

    As soon as the veil is taken off the arm, it turns into a soft white feather, fluffy and warm.

    Last night, he followed the tabby cat and picked up one of the same style.Zhong Yi walked into the house and put the two feathers into a box.

    There was also a smaller feather in the box, about the same shape, but many times smaller.

    Zhong Yi was staring at the three feathers in a daze, when the phone rang, Mr. Bai texted back to him: "Not yet. Get some rest."

    His heart was warm, the fierce Mr. Bai actually answered him in the midst of his busy schedule!

    Why isn't Mr. Bai still asleep?!

    Just as he was about to persuade Mr. Bai to go to bed early, Zhong Yi's phone rang again.

    Bai Ze: "Don't stay up late. After staying up late, your taste will be bad."

    Zhong Yi: ...Sure enough, still can't get rid of the bad luck of spare ingredients.

    Standing in the yard and stretching, he saw the hard-working room boy running into the house, boiling water and spreading quilts.

    He looked at the sky, and saw that the dark blue and quiet sky suddenly fell short, the dark clouds almost touched the trees, and a flock of birds flew down.

    But when he rubbed his eyes again, the sky was elevated again, and it became the same as usual, the birds were just returning to their nests.

    Zhong Yi shook his head and observed for a while, thinking that he was funny, how could the sky collapse?It must be that I am tired and dazzled.Go into the house and make a long tall supper for the room boy.

    The next day, Zhong Yi was woken up by the room boy's whining.

    "Welcome everyone to Shanhai Pet Hospital in Qingping Town. Our hospital was established last month, based on curing big monsters and ordinary small animals. The hospital covers an area of more than 100 square meters and has two employees, but there will definitely be more in the future! DeanI am resting for a while, and I will be able to receive everyone later!"

    Zhong Yi dressed quickly, and saw a group of tall and short monsters standing at the door, all of them were sick.The room boy rolled the newspaper into a trumpet and acted as a temporary doctor.

    It turned out that those southern demons from Qingjiang City were helping him to spread the word everywhere!Other monsters couldn't help coming over to join in the fun.After years of becoming a master, each of these monsters has more eyes than the other, and they don't really believe that there really is such a good doctor.

    Lili is a little pig with chicken feet, who lives in the cabinet mountain. After hearing Qu Ru's crazy Amway, he couldn't help but rush to find trouble.

    After it came, it was even more disappointed: "This is not worthy of me looking for trouble. It was established last month? It occupies an area of 100 square meters? There are two employees? What can this cure? Let's go, let's go."

    It turned its head and whispered to other monsters: "Who do you listen to praise, this place is unreliable at first glance!"

    "The dean doesn't get up at nine o'clock, so he sent this little silly demon here to make an introduction."

    At this time, a young man came out, bowed to everyone, and invited the monster to come in to see a doctor.Li Li snorted, and then reluctantly entered the door.

    "Tsk, you're only in your twenties, mortal! More than ten times younger than us!" Li Li complained to Xi Qu next to him.

    After entering the hospital, Shitong gave each monster a queuing number and asked them to scan the QR code to follow the official account of "Shanhai Pet Hospital". The official account of the hospital supports payment and after-sales functions, as well as very detailed popular science articles.

    Enter the keyword "Mountain and Sea" to open the exclusive function customized for monster guests.

    Lili opened this official account out of boredom, entered keywords, and checked the historical content:

    "Complementing the form with the form is a big mistake: Don't eat monsters when you are sick, the dean calls you to see a doctor!""

    "Animals also have myopia, Dean Zhong teaches you how to prevent it"

    "To be a good animal with social morality, start by never gnawing on humans"

    There are two buttons in the shortcut menu bar, one is "Pet Vision Health Center" and the other is "Elderly Pet Care Center".

    What kind of weird things are they?!

    Lili didn't want to look at it at all.

    But this yard is really nice, after waiting for a while, Li Li felt a warm current under his feet, with abundant aura, slowly nourishing his body.After a while, the room boy began calling his number.

    Fox power is number one.It walked into the room and looked at the human doctor arrogantly. His eyes were so big, his mouth was so small, and his skin was so white. He was an ugly raccoon among the raccoons.It had a cold attitude: "Come on, tell me what's wrong with me."

    The doctor came over, picked it up silently, put it on the table, took a cold stethoscope and stuck it to its fur.

    The raccoon force with both claws in the air and controlled:?!

    It doesn't know that for pet doctors, there is a craft called "Baoding Technology", which can firmly control small animals.

    The young doctor listened to Lili's various organs, then stretched out his soft hands to slowly palpate.Lili felt more and more unreliable, it is not an ordinary animal, can this human doctor understand?

    "Forget it, forget it, stop messing around, don't read it if you can't see it, you humans should be eaten by us."

    "Mr. Beaver," the young man interrupted, "do you often suffer from back pain?"

    Lili's paws that were being pulled suddenly stopped, and his expression changed.

    ah?How did he know??

    "You... just came back from Xuanwu, won't you ask him to help with divination?!" Li Li asked.

    "No, Agui just gave me some tortoise shell powder and told me to make tortoise jelly." The young man said.

    Li Li was full of suspicion: "Then how do you know that my back hurts?"

    Zhong Yi explained: "The body structure of all animals should conform to animal ergonomics. You look like a pig, with a heavy body, but you have slender chicken feet. If things go on like this, your body will not be able to maintain balance."

    "As a result, you suffer from severe anterior pelvic tilt, causing low back pain!"

    Lili suddenly realized that indeed, he had suffered from back pain for so many years, and he didn't think about the balance of his body: "Then what should we do?"

    "I think you first need to lose weight, exercise, and adjust the anterior tilt of your pelvis." Dr. Zhong said.

    "Oh my God, thank you so much Dr. Zhong!" Li Li adored him.After living for so long, he has never pointed out its physical problems like today.

    Xiqu watched the huge change in Lili's attitude, and reminded it from behind: "Old Li, do you remember what you said when you entered the door, don't be brainwashed."

    Lili barked and said: "Doctor Zhong is a miracle doctor, I really have suffered from back pain for hundreds of years!"

    The ghost in the line behind said unexpectedly: "Is this dean really so magical? Why do I think I still ask Xuanwu to tell his fortune?"

    Shitong put his hands on his hips to maintain order: "This hospital does not allow medical disturbances, and those who make medical disturbances will be recorded in the register, and they will lose the opportunity to see a doctor forever."

    The team "swished" and became quiet.

    There is only Manman who is not easy to provoke.Staring at Shitong, he muttered: "What's so great? How arrogant are you? No matter how good you are at seeing a doctor, you are still a human being. I don't know if we monsters can eat you... and let me rank you!"

    Having said that, it opened its mouth wide, and let out a scorching breath.

    "Meow!" A tabby cat jumped down from the roof and jumped in front of Manman.

    Zhong Yi opened his eyes slightly, not knowing when it followed: "Xiaofeng?"

    The descendants of Bai Ze's clan.

    The cute kitten with aura, facing the monster, screamed fiercely, showing two rows of sharp kitten teeth.

    Probably many monsters recognize it.Manman opened his eyes wide and closed his mouth slowly: "I'm sorry, I just wanted to yawn."

    The monsters are passed on from one to ten, and from ten to a hundred.For several days, Zhong Yi has been treating everyone like this almost non-stop. Most of these monsters have endured the pain for too long.

    There is Que Chenxi who suffers from pneumoconiosis, a clogger who suffers from high blood pressure due to his height, and Jufu who is too fond of throwing and suffers from frozen shoulders.

    Zhong Yi prescribed medicine, massage, and detailed nursing methods to them one by one.Most of the monsters were skeptical at the beginning, but later they would be as completely admiring as Lili.

    Most normal-sized monsters are easy to heal.But when encountering monsters that are too big, Zhong Yi will be at a loss what to do.

    He doesn't have a B-ultrasound machine the size of a house, nor does he have a cupping device the size of a bucket...

    For this kind of thing, Zhong Yi was extremely worried and didn't know how to solve it.Every time call the medical device manufacturer to negotiate, the other party will feel that there is something wrong with him and hang up the phone angrily.

    Some big demons were very disappointed because of this, they had already had other physical examinations, and they still wanted to leave without paying.At this time, Xiaofeng will lazily jump down from the roof, bark his teeth at the big monster, and these guests will obediently pay!

    Xiaofeng looked down on the roof, like a well-behaved monitor.

    "Xiaofeng, did any ghost tell you that you are much cuter than Mr. Bai!" Zhong Yi said to Xiaofeng with a smile when counting the money at work.

    Zhong Yi: "You hope you grow up slowly, don't open your mouth to eat people and shut up to eat people, just like that guy."

    Mr. Bai hasn't looked for him recently, he was as quiet as if he disappeared.

    Zhong Yi likes small furry animals. Jin Hua is gone, he has no cat to hug, and now he sleeps with Xiaofeng in his arms every day. The room boy is a little jealous and pulls his back. One man and two monsters sleep like a sandwich.

    A week later, Zhong Yi received an invitation from Mei Xixi.

    The premiere of "Seeing the Demon in the Day" was about to be held, and Xiaomei invited him and Peng Xia to attend.

    When the monsters in the yard saw the invitation, Qi Qi was shocked: "Dean, you actually know that whirling vixen actor?!"

    "Can you take us there?!"

    "Can I ask for welfare? We want to see the big tail of the whirling vixen! I heard that she always pretends to be a mortal, woo woo!"

    Zhong Yi: "Well... in human society, we still have to abide by human rules."

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