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    "Mr. Ge, our helicopter will arrive at the coordinates in 20 minutes." Assistant Gui Miao held the notebook and unconsciously picked at the corner of the paper. This was her first business trip with a meteorologist.

    She is from Qingjiang City, and more than a dozen strange earthquakes occurred in her hometown last week.The authorities realized that meteorological research would be an important talent gap, and launched a large wave of social recruitment.

    Gui Miao, a housewife, was so excited when she heard the news that she left her one-year-old child to her grandmother to apply for a job as a meteorological researcher.She thought to herself that even if she didn't graduate from meteorology, she could still be an assistant.

    When applying for the job, the interviewer asked her what she thought of the recent weather and geological anomalies.

    After thinking about it, she decided to tell the truth: "I think the current weather problem is abnormal, but it seems reasonable. It's like the inexplicable earthquake in Qingjiang City, which suddenly subsided again. My husband and I smelled it outside on the last day.Very strong smell of jojoba oil. I guess, in fact, some essential oil factory accidentally leaked oil, and this essential oil happened to moisten the earth's crust, causing the friction between the rock formations to drop, and then the extrusion was stopped."

    Gui Miao said such nonsense, and seeing the interviewers looking at each other, she thought she was going to lose the election.

    Unexpectedly, the local interviewer actually pushed her resume to Mr. Ge, the top meteorologist in the country.

    "Xiao Gui, don't be so nervous, take your time." Teacher Ge saw that Gui Miao was going to scratch the corners of the notebook.

    "As you said, the current weather problems are not normal, but they are reasonable. Sometimes, these problems cannot be solved by our careful research."

    "Really?" Gui Miao felt that Teacher Ge was very kind, and his mentality suddenly calmed down a lot.

    Teacher Ge laughed and said, "Of course. It's like the phenomenon of the cloud falling abnormally. How do you study it? I have studied meteorology all my life, but I don't know how to study it. You have never studied meteorology, and you don't know how to study it either.", when we get together, we have to learn from scratch, so don't be nervous, we are equal."

    Gui Miao wondered, "Why did you choose me?"

    Teacher Ge said kindly: "You have a talent for studying abnormal phenomena as normal phenomena."

    Gui Miao looked at the clouds not far from the helicopter.The originally gentle and peaceful cloud floated halfway down like a waterfall, appearing pure white on the golden sand sea.

    She said: "Ms. Ge, when I pour milk for my child, I usually hold the bottle firmly, but after a long time, my wrists will become sore."

    Teacher Ge: "Oh?"

    "If the wrist is too sore, you will get tenosynovitis. When you are sick, your hands will suddenly lose strength. This milk bottle will be smashed down, and the child will be full of milk," Gui Miao said embarrassedly, "I think this cloud,It's like a bottle I can't lift."

    Teacher Ge thought carefully.

    In front of them sat a plump meteorological commissioner, Xiao Ke. Unlike Gui Miao, he came from a serious academic background.

    Xiao Ke has been wondering why Mr. Ge hired a layman to come on a business trip. After listening to her speech, he thought to himself: What nonsense!

    At the same time, Teacher Ge praised: "Oh, Gui Miao, you are so talented!"

    Xiao Ke: ...

    When the plane was about to land, Gui Miao looked down curiously: "This is my first time in the Taklamakan Desert, and I haven't traveled for a long time."

    Since she gave birth to the child, she has been around the child and has never had a chance to leave home.

    Xiao Ke glanced at her: "There is no one here, there will be no tourist groups at all." Gui Miao didn't understand anything.

    She exclaimed: "Is there no one? I saw someone! It seems to be a boy..."

    Xiao Ke: "Impossible? We are the only experts here today. You must have read it wrong."

    Teacher Ge suddenly stood up excitedly: "Are you in your early twenties, quite thin and fair?"

    Gui Miao: "Yes! Yes! How do you know?"

    The two leaned together to the window and said together, "It's gone."

    Xiao Ke looked out the window and scratched his head inexplicably: Could it be possible that this desert can transform people into living beings?An acquaintance of Mr. Ge's big change?Changed and disappeared?These two people seem to be more unreliable than the other, and they can still strike up a conversation.

    Zhong Yi rode on Mr. Bai's back and flew back east with him.

    The Torch Dragon stays where it is.

    He knew people badly, and he almost made a big mistake, and he promised Bai Ze and Zhong Yi that he would educate this turtle well.

    After passing through thousands of miles of wind and sand, it was a clean world with clear clouds and white clouds. Zhong Yi buried his face in Mr. Bai's back, so warm and comfortable.

    He laughed.

    He was hugged just now.

    Zhong Yi has never been hugged before.

    He has no parents.Whether it was in the welfare agency, studying, or being friends with Peng Xia, everyone had a certain sense of physical boundaries for him, and it would not be said that someone would cage him like that.

    Like a safe, white cocoon, so warm.

    Mr. Bai's behavior may be explained by food protection, but the feeling of being protected in this way is not bad.

    Bai Ze: "What are you doing? It smells pungent."

    It was Zhong Yi who opened the medicine box, took out a bottle of 84, and wanted to rinse off the blood stains on Mr. Bai's body last time.

    "I want to clean it up for you...Mr. Bai, why are you bleeding again?" Zhong Yi frowned, grabbed Mao Mao, and found that the blood looked different from before.

    Bai Ze: "It's okay, I did it a long time ago."

    Obviously fresh blood, Zhong Yi found out that Mr. Bai was telling lies.

    Bai Ze asked again: "Ugly?"

    Zhong Yi: "Not ugly, not ugly, it blends with my blood from last time, like a heart." In fact, it's really pretty.

    Bai Ze: "Forget it, don't do it yet, I have a better fur cleaner, put away your 84."

    "Oh..." 84 was disgusted, Zhong Yi closed the lid of the disinfectant and put it back in the medicine box, but still thought the heart was pretty, so he took a photo with his mobile phone.

    Before Zhong Yi, Bai Ze had never carried a human on his back.If you fly with Yu Liang and those people, everyone will be afraid of him, afraid of him, and will not talk about anything other than reporting on business.Only Zhong Yi was sleeping soundly for the first time, but this time he was messing around in the back, Bai Ze felt very strange.

    "Mr. Bai, I've always wanted to ask you, why are there so many sick and uncomfortable monsters? Especially the ancient gods and beasts, all of which fell ill at the same time recently."

    Bai Ze was silent.It is true that ordinary little monsters occasionally get sick, but the ancient beasts are basically in a healthy state. Recently, one after another fell ill... Most of them are old.

    Many of them were born with the sky, experienced short childhood, long youth and adulthood, and recently, many ancient mythical beasts have just entered old age and will begin to suffer from senile diseases.

    "Then will they die?" Zhong Yi worried.

    Bai Ze said: "No, after they grow old to a certain level, they will survive the catastrophe, usually like a phoenix reborn from the ashes, and then experience demon life from childhood."

    Zhong Yi asked: "Oh, it's better not to die so easily! Has Mr. Bai ever survived the tribulation?"

    Bai Ze: "My metabolism is faster than theirs. About ten years ago, I survived a catastrophe."

    Zhong Yi asked: "How would it feel to cross the catastrophe?"

    "It hurts so much, it hurts so badly, I forgot the details." He said lightly.

    Presumably the body has a protective mechanism that allows people to forget what happened on the day of pain.Later, Yu Liang and the others told him that because he crossed the catastrophe, he also caused a fire in the world, which almost caused human casualties.

    After fully recovering his mind, he turned into a tabby cat, full of milk, very delicious, like Xiaofeng now, Yu Liang and the others rushed to nurse him, he hated it very much and wanted to drink it himself.Unbearable memories.

    After Bai Ze finished speaking, he heard the sound of flipping pages behind him."What are you writing?" he asked.

    Zhong Yi: "I want to launch the Dujie care service."

    "Painless anesthesia has long been popularized in the world. I can help the big monster to do a painless journey and minimize physical discomfort."

    "It can also be equipped with fire-fighting services or lightning rod-induced lightning services to reduce the consequences of natural disasters."

    "The most important thing is that I can also take care of the baby monsters after the catastrophe, provide nutritional supplements for the helpless little monsters, and spend their childhood safely."

    Bai Ze immediately said: "You have a good idea, but you will also encounter danger. In this way, I will give you a token. Wearing it on your body will have a certain self-defense effect."

    A feather fluttered in front of Zhong Yi, and was wrapped around his neck by a white knot.Bai Zeyu is full of aura, which can eliminate the unknown and deter monsters.

    Zhong Yi stuffed the feathers into his collar, regretting in his heart: If he had known that the feathers were so useful, he would have brought them out to scare Shen Ao when he went out today, and he still has two at home.

    Bai Ze: "Also, if you can't get through the phone, just like the earthquake, you can still write my name in any medium. This is a 'curse', and I will feel it."

    Zhong Yi opened his eyes slightly: "Really? I wrote your name on the computer half a month ago, do you feel it?"

    Bai Ze remembered.At that time, he had a feeling in his heart, knowing that the person who wrote the 'curse' was in the imperial capital, but Yu Liang said it was absolutely impossible, it must have been written by mistake.

    He was immediately happy, obviously someone would ask him for help: "Why are you writing my name?"

    Zhong Yi: "In order to...recruit employees." Show off his height and recruit Shitong into the banner.

    Bai Ze: ...Unexpectedly, for the first time in thousands of years, his name was written with a "curse" in order to recruit employees.

    Bai Ze asked him again, in order to prevent the sky from collapsing, what should be done with Shen Ao's tortoise feet.

    "It's so difficult. I wanted to find a manufacturer to order a large machine before. Isn't there a problem with my neck? But as long as the manufacturer hears that I want to build a machine as tall as a house, they will think that I have mental disorder... If I have a friend, it would be great if you could help me."

    Bai Ze just wanted to say, I can think of a way.

    Zhong Yi's cell phone rang.

    The mobile signal is really excellent.

    "Zhong Yi! I have found a job! This leader thinks highly of me!" Peng Xia twittered on the phone, "My salary is higher than that of a pet hospital. I want to work as a product R&D manager in a medical supply factory, and I can developNew machine, I just drew a design drawing of a small hamster insulation room the size of a palm today, it's very delicate, I'll show you later!"

    "Wow, that's great! Really good! Peng Xia, you found this job very timely." Bai Ze heard Zhong Yi talking on the phone happily on his back.

    "I knew you were talented, can you help me draw a 100-meter-long MRI machine, and calculate how much it will cost to produce?"

    Peng Xia: "What did you say?!" The shrill voice of the little peacock made the clouds beside it tremble.

    Zhong Yi was sent back to Qingping Town by Bai Ze, and there was already a long queue of monsters at the gate.

    When he went out in the morning, he hung a sign saying "I'm out on business" at the door, and Xiaofeng sat on the roof to monitor.

    Shi Tong also posted a QR code on the public account, asking them to scan the code to register their identity information and record their illness, so that Dean Zhong can quickly diagnose when he comes back.The monsters lowered their heads and pressed their mobile phones. They couldn't write in some places, and they had to ask the monsters in front or behind.

    There was a monster with a lotus on its head and a broom in both hands. Seeing Zhong Yi come back, the two brooms danced around, trying to squeeze forward: "Please, please, can you let meSee a doctor first?"

    The other monsters dodged her broom and hissed: "Why are you so devoid of demonic virtues, you have to be on a first-come-first-served basis?"

    The monster begged bitterly: "I'm in a hurry, if Dean Zhong doesn't see my partner soon, something big will happen!"

    "What big things can happen?" The monsters despise this gray little monster, "Every one of us is sick, and it's a big thing for us."

    "Yes, don't exaggerate too much, just line up honestly."

    But the monster was about to cry, Zhong Yi walked over and asked, "What's wrong with your partner?"

    The little monster waved the broom with a bitter face: "It's going to pass the catastrophe..."

    "Hahaha, isn't it just crossing the catastrophe? Don't worry, many of our monsters have gone through the catastrophe. Although it is painful and uncomfortable, it will always be like this!" The monsters in the team leader comforted her one after another.

    "That's right, if you don't go through the tribulation, you don't have a complete demon life! Don't feel bad about your partner, if you are a male demon, you have to look like a male demon!"

    The little monster really cried: "My partner's health has been very bad recently. He hasn't taken care of his body yet. The catastrophe is coming. If something happens to him and his body and spirit are destroyed, then everyone will be finished!"

    Lili came here to reexamine the pelvis, and he despised such a fussy, ignorant monster.

    "Aren't you a Sao Qingniang, who is your target and where is it?"

    "I, I, I... There is a river outside this town. My partner is afraid of igniting a fire, so he is soaking in the river, but he has severe rheumatoid arthritis himself, and it is very uncomfortable to soak in the water. We miscalculated before.It's time, I thought it would be a year later, but I recalculated this morning, and it is estimated that in one or two hours, I will pass the catastrophe." Sao Qingniang was very aggrieved, and the lotus flower on her head was sobbing.up.

    "Oh my god! We're going to cross the catastrophe soon?" A group of monsters looked up at the sky, all frightened.

    "Your partner ran here to cross the catastrophe? There will be a thunderstorm soon! Let's go quickly?!" Lili jumped up like his feet were on fire.

    Zhong Yi comforted him: "Don't worry, what kind of demon are you dating?"

    "It's Pixiu," Sao Qingniang said, sobbing, "I'm looking for Mr. Pixiu to attract money. If something happens to him, everyone will become poor and can't save a dime."

    "At that time, the price of brooms may increase to 1,000 yuan a piece!"

    Under the bamboo forest, Bai Ze landed steadily, and within a few minutes, Yu Liang and the others arrived.

    "Hey, where is Mr. Zhong? Why didn't you come back with you?" The book asked probingly.The boss saved him with bloodshed and thought he would take him home.

    "Why did you come back with me?" Bai Ze looked a little unhappy.

    It was hard to save him, but the child encountered difficulties again, and he couldn't think of asking for help, but to find that little peacock.Furthermore, when he arrived in Qingping Town, he saw a bunch of monsters underground, and he was very ruthless to diagnose patients as soon as possible.

    Yu Liang choked for a moment. His boss has been able to work for thousands of years, but he is really old-fashioned and can't make people happy.Or, the boss doesn't realize at all that he wants to make people happy.

    He suddenly had a flash of inspiration and wanted to cheer up his boss: "You still have blood on your wings, I'll wash it off for you."

    Tigers are very clean, and Mr. Bai loves these huge white wings the most. He spends a lot of money to maintain and clean his fur, so that every feather is in the best condition.Yu Liang had cleaned him many times before, and Mr. Bai's low pressure would be relieved.

    Unexpectedly, Mr. Bai stretched out his huge wings and asked him, "Does that piece of blood look like Xinxin?"

    Yu Liang leaned over and took a closer look behind the wings. He had never seen the boss like this before. He couldn't figure it out: "...Uh, it probably looks a little bit like this."

    Bai Ze quickly folded his wings, and swept Yu Liang's face: "Then don't wash it, you have a heart, and you look a little more foreign."

    Yu Liang: ...

    Bai Ze asked again: "How is Daji's situation? Does the colleague from the security department have any news?"

    Yu Liang was still dissatisfied with Bai Ze's treatment of Daji, but he said 1510: "There is no problem at present. The online movie "Seeing the Demon in the Day" will be released in the day after tomorrow. Colleagues from the Network Security Department checked that Daji bought the spirit of Shanhai Pet Hospital."The online service of the department is currently in the first course of treatment, reciting scientific values and memorizing the deeds of model workers in recent years."

    Bai Ze nodded. At this moment, his mobile phone suddenly received an urgent email.

    "Mr. Bai, there is an inexplicable downward trend in the stock market, and the price of a certain treasure has risen strangely. Please find out what happened."

    Looking up, saw that the sky became gloo at some point, and the sky collapsed in line with the distant skyline, like a black funnel.Yu Liang followed his gaze and raised his head, surprised to call his subordinates to investigate.

    Bai Ze's phone rang.

    "Mr. Bai, Paixiu is going to cross the catastrophe... It's not in good condition. But I can't get a lightning rod," the little boy was frustrated. "Just now I went to a certain treasure to have a look. The fifteen-meter lightning rod cost three thousand before.Six hundred and eighty-eight, now it costs three hundred and sixty-eight thousand and eight hundred... This price increase is too fast!"

    "Excuse me, can you lend me some money?" Zhong Yi asked.

    "Wait for me, you last for twenty minutes first." Bai Ze said.

    Obviously it is a sad moment, such a bad weather, such a bad stock market.Yu Liang knew that if it was normal, Mr. Bai would be very upset, and he was about to go out with his wings flapping and his face darkened.

    Now, Bai Ze is full of energy and radiant, as if he can tear apart two hundred big monsters in one go.

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