"Du Jie? That's great. That guy with no butt should have died a long time ago."

A few miles away, the top of the Twin Towers in the CBD of the Imperial Capital.

The person who spoke had gray temples, but he did not hide his eyebrows with arrogance.With hands behind their backs, looking up at the sky with thick clouds rolling in.

For thousands of years, he deeply hated Pixiu.

It's also a monster, why can that old guy be in charge of wealth, eat delicious food, enjoy offerings, and his image appears in the stalls of major tourist attractions, and he is caressed by everyone?

It has no such good luck.

Fortunately, he already knew that Pixiu was in poor health.It can be said that the sun is setting, the breath is dying, and the little lady at home is even a confused Sao Qingniang, who can't help at all.

In this case, can Pixiu survive this tribulation?

hell!

He is Yai Zi, one of the nine sons of the Dragon.

Yazi's head is always full of viciousness, and even when he laughs, it makes people feel like he is going to kill someone.Now, he smiled darkly: "When Pixiu turns into ashes, I will steal his luck! I also want to appear on the evil spirit signs of tourist attractions."

Although it does not sound like a bright and great future, this is indeed the dream that Yazi is looking forward to day and night.

"By the way, Yazi-jun, the monsters are evacuating in an orderly manner near the imperial capital. Shall we also avoid it? The thunder is too loud, and it is easy to burst the eardrums." The subordinates carefully approached and suggested.

"What are you avoiding? Let's go over and see that old thing is finished! Let's set off now, and bring me a bottle of 82-year-old Lafite!" Yazi's powerful laughter shook the CBD, "By the way, 82-year-old LafiteHow much is it now?"

"Eighty million." The subordinate glanced at the market price.

"Miao Ji Miao Ji, I have plenty of money, bring 10 bottles, and buy a bag of 500 yuan worth of potato chips! Spending money generously today is indeed the happiest day for me!"

Yazi's subordinates put a black umbrella on him, and put him on an extremely luxurious hand-stitched Italian suit.

As if they were at a party, they stepped into the luxury car and set off to see that unlucky Pixiu.

The sky was dark, and the clouds seemed to have been touched by ink, and the sky was covered in black lacquer.

Huge raindrops dance wildly in the air with the wind, weaving into dense bead curtains, and the world is full of black and white and cold.

"It came in time. The crossing robbery care service is a service that has just been launched in this hospital," Zhong Yikai wiped off the rain on his face, and took out the newly printed document.Sao Qingniang stretched out two brooms and picked them up respectfully.

Pixiu has already come out of the river, because Dr. Zhong said that the river water can conduct electricity, and the whole Qinghe River will generate a huge current.Pai Yao was very grateful for avoiding being electrocuted in the first place.

Shitong came over with a towel and wiped the water off Pixiu's body.

This divine beast looks sick.It has a dragon's head, a horse's body, and a rare horn, but Shi Tong has seen a lot and is not shocked by it. Instead, he sticks a cold thing to its chest, tilts his head to listen to the heartbeat, and records it in his notebook.

This is part of the pre-catastrophe physical examination.

In fact, Pai Xiu was full of ominous premonitions, and he didn't really believe in the services provided by this human being.Do human beings know what crossing robbery is?What experience does this doctor have?

But Sao Qingniang was too worried, he thought to himself, let's spend money to buy peace of mind for the lady.

In this way, even if she dies, Sao Qingniang will not regret it.

Zhong Yi didn't know that this mythical beast was planning to die, and he was still introducing the service one by one:

"Pixiu, Sao Qingniang, our painless surviving catastrophe will greatly improve the survival probability and comfort of the surviving catastrophe. It is a one-stop escort for the catastrophe, including pre-catastrophe physical examination, protection during the catastrophe, and care after the catastrophe."

"It's just that I didn't have time to say just now that this service costs a lot, and if you come to the service today, you have to be charged according to today's prices." He pushed over a spreadsheet, and at the end there was almost a horizontal line that could hardly fit on the screen.astronomical figures."is it okay?"

Sao Qingniang saw a pile of zeros and zeros, including a pack of medical cotton swabs, priced at 9,000 yuan.

"Okay!" She signed without hesitation.There are countless gold coins, silver coins and credit cards piled up in their cave, which is so congested that even the demon can't walk properly.She already has a cleanliness disorder, and she has endured it for a long time, and finally she can clean up a pile of garbage.

"Okay, here is the medical service notice, you two monsters need to sign," Zhong Yi pushed an A4 paper over.

He also said: "During the process of crossing the catastrophe, we cannot completely ensure that Mr. Pixiu will avoid dangerous situations such as being struck to death by lightning, being burned to death, or having a heart attack. During the process of crossing the catastrophe, we may replenish medical consumables at any time, and the immediate cost is also high.It will be borne by you two monsters."

Hearing such a series of notifications, Mr. Paixiu was a little concerned, and looked at Sao Qingniang hesitantly.

Sao Qingniang wiped the wet corners of her eyes with a broom and wanted to sign.

"Humans will also sign such things during surgery. We believe in Dr. Zhong, and we will do our best together to protect Mr. Pixiu."

The river rolled wildly, and the water splashed on the bank.Sao Qingniang stood by the river, stretched out two big brooms, centered on her body, and swept out an empty and clean ground.

There are no more dead branches and broken leaves around, and the land is clean and soft, covered with a huge flame-retardant plastic sheet.

Beside Pixiu, there is another safe that is invulnerable to water and fire, which he brought over from the cave.

There are no longer antiques in it, but medical consumables that Zhong Yi prepared for him.

The first layer is an ice pack for relieving burning, the second layer is asiaticoside soft cream to promote burn healing, and the third layer is a large amount of Yunnan Baiyao.All medications come in tear-off packages, or caps that are unscrewed.

The sky was faintly flickering with thunder.

The clouds are weeping, and the rain is getting heavier.

Pixiu said tragically: "Sao Qingniang, if I die, remember that outside our cave, under the willow tree, there is a box of treasures that I buried for you!"

Sao Qingniang dropped a lotus leaf sadly: "What are you talking about, I want to be rich and rich with you for the rest of my life!"

Zhong Yi ignored the mutual affection between the two, walked up to Pi Xiu, and gently pushed his body, revealing a horse-like back.Apply alcohol to the skin with a cotton swab, then take out a prepared needle, and stab it into its spine quickly and mercilessly.

"What is this?" Pai Yao suddenly felt a numbness in his back.

"Anesthetic." Zhong Yi slowly pushed the potion into Pixiu's spine, "Thunder calamity will cause severe pain, and the pain will lead to shock and death. As far as I know, this is 90% of the failure of the little monster to cross the tribulation."reason."

"The first goal of our hospital's care service is to relieve pain. I will provide you with local anesthesia, because general anesthesia will make you completely unconscious."

Zhong Yi pinched Mr. Pixiu's thigh: "Does it hurt?"

In ten minutes, Jie Lei will arrive as scheduled.At this moment, Pixiu found himself without any sensation below the waist.

Zhong Yi: "The lightning rod will arrive in 20 minutes, please get through the 20 minutes first. We are all by your side, you must hold on, Mr. Paixiu."

Shitong drew a safety line with a shovel, and Sao Qingniang was surrounded outside the line. She shouted loudly: "Pixiu, come on! Let me tell you something, I have a broom in my stomach! You have to come back alive to do it!"Dad!"

The sea of clouds was churning, the wind was howling, and a dazzling white glow tore open the gaps in the clouds.

Shitong looked at his watch and filled in a "Pixiu Lord Thunder Tribulation Time Record Form":

"First Thunder: 16:42:06"

"The first fire extinguisher, turn on!" Zhong Yi shouted while covering his eyes. They just went to the fire station in the town and spent tens of millions of yuan to buy several rows of fire extinguishers.

This thick thunder and lightning flashed so hard that Zhong Yi couldn't open his eyes, there was a crackling sound in the air, and the burning smell rushed into his nostrils.

Qingyuan was already ready.This is its homeland, and it doesn't want this place to be invaded by Thunder Tribulation.It gritted its back molars, squinted its longan eyes slightly, and pressed its paws hard against the aerosol fire extinguisher.

Aerosol fire extinguishers are superior to regular fire extinguishers and are non-conductive.

A burst of thick white smoke spewed out quickly. Although it was greatly lost to the thunder and lightning, Qingyuan found that it seemed to have neutralized at least 1/4 of the tribulation thunder.

After four seconds, the sky became quiet, and the monsters all had experience, knowing that there was still a short period of time before the next thunder.

It's just that no monster like Shitong has systematically recorded the law of thunderstorms in Lei Jie before.

Zhong Yi ran over against the clock, turned on the safe, and before Pixiu could speak, he stuffed a large amount of Yunnan Baiyao into his mouth, quickly applied a thick layer of asiaticoside ointment on his body, and then applied a row of ice patches.

"Do you feel okay? Here is the anesthetic pump. Take it and don't be struck by lightning. When you feel pain, you can press this button to add medicine to the spine."

Zhong Yi stuffed a small plastic block into its hand.

Pixiu wiped off the white powder from the fire extinguisher on his face, and said, "Thank you, I feel okay."

But Pixiu was quite surprised, the lightning struck its waist and abdomen, but it couldn't feel any pain.

"Dean, count down to five seconds!" Shi Tong looked at Lei Yi in the sky and shouted at Zhong Yi.

Zhong Yi quickly evacuated and ran outside the safety line.

five four three two one.The room boy's prediction was very correct. He lowered his head and wrote in the notebook:

"Second Thunder: 16:52:09"

Zhong Yi ordered: "The second fire extinguisher is in place, turn it on!"

Zhong Yi felt that his eardrums were about to burst, Xiao Feng jumped onto his neck and covered Zhong Yi's ears with his claws.As for itself, it bared its teeth at the sky in a very annoying and useless manner.

Sao Qingniang uttered a worried cry from the side, but Shi Tong stopped her and prevented her from entering the safety circle.

Zhong Yi ran in quickly, and found that the thunderbolt was not in the same location as before. This place belongs to the lower part of Pixiu's body, the area is smaller, the wound is deeper, and the bones are visible.

He quickly sealed the wound with surgical tape, and then applied another layer of asiaticoside and ice pack.The medical items on the previous body were all burned into black powder.

"Shitong, record, the second lightning calamity is much more serious than the first thunder calamity, and the damage is more specific." Zhong Yi explained.

"Is Mr. Pixiu okay?" Zhong Yi confirmed the status, listened to the heartbeat, and closed the safe again.

He nodded.

In fact, he felt a little strange. This second thunderstorm should indeed be very serious, and it played a role in disarming him.But he still felt that he was in good health, and he didn't even need to press the anesthesia pump again!

Most importantly, it was the first time he discovered that someone would record Lei Jie in such a scientific and specific way, and observe his own physical state, without being afraid at all.

"Third Thunder: 16:54:07" recorded by Shi Tong.This thunder came much faster!

Another calm spray of the fire extinguisher, Mr. Pixiu was buried in a piece of white foam.

"Is it okay?" Zhong Yi looked at it.

In this lightning calamity, the tail of Pixiu was attacked, and a large number of scales fell off. Zhong Yi cut off immediately, inserted a needle into the blood vessel, and injected glucose into Pixiu.

This time it was too urgent, they didn't have the demon plasma for Pixiu, so they could only use glucose to replenish their strength.

Next time, he will have experience.

"Fourth Thunder: 17:01:01"

Room boy records, fire extinguisher spray...

At this moment, the sound of wings vibrating came from around them, arriving at the same time as the lightning strike.

Countless crystal rainwater rolled down on that eye-catching white wings, and the original scorching air flow was quickly cooled down. It was scorching, but it was like early spring.

Ten metal iron pillars about 20 meters long were quickly placed on the ground not far from Pixiu, as if installing an iron fence for Pixiu.

Bai Ze leaned down, and before he had time to talk to Zhong Yi, he couldn't help opening a tube of asiaticoside for him, and handed it to the doctor.

Because he flew at the fastest speed, Bai Ze's strong hands with strong bones were still trembling slightly.

The evening wind blew through his temples, and Bai Ze was shrouded in a layer of mist in the dark clouds and rain.The eyebrows and eyes were extremely cold, but now they seemed to be melted by the rain.

Ten lightning rods, Mr. Bai Ze is too reliable!

They don't have time for dialogue at all.

When the next thunder came, Bai Ze stood in front of Zhong Yi, waved his big hand, and spread his wings, blocking the light that was enough to burn people's retinas.

Shitong looked up at the tall Mr. Bai Ze with adoration, and then bowed his head dedicatedly after a few seconds, continuing to check the data.

Sao Qingniang wept with joy when she found out that the object of crossing the catastrophe had the help of the Demon King.

Qing Yuan's gaze lingered on the faces of Bai Ze and Zhong Yi, and with an aunt's smile, he pressed another fire extinguisher.

After the sound of knocking and knocking, Xiaofeng came over from nowhere with a few stools and told them to sit in a row instead of standing all the time. It also brought everyone a bag of milk and Coke, which was very qualifiedLogistics team members.

I don't know how many thunderstorms passed, but a car drove over beeping and honking.

The car brake stopped not far behind, the door was pushed open, and a pair of pointed leather boots stepped down.The man had gray temples, and he should be a stable middle-aged and elderly person, but the corners of his lips curled up, revealing a malicious smile.

"Jiazi? How did you come to eat people's ass?" Bai Ze whispered.

Hearing this, Yazi rolled his eyes angrily.

Yazi and Pixiu have been rivals since ancient times, and he covets Pixiu's wealth.

In the past, Pixiu ate money into his stomach.One day, Yazi gnawed off Pixiu's ass, and let its gold and silver treasures fall down.From then on Pixiu lost its normal chrysanthemum.

Mr. Pixiu looked for Rang Tiandi weepingly, and asked him to slap his belly so that his belly was blocked.

Zhong Yi has no time to watch Ya Zi Jun.He was concentrating on calculating the arrival of the next thunder disaster.

"Shenjun Bai Ze, let me see if Brother Pixiu is dead or not... Why, you are so many people, monsters, and you still drag stools to sit and watch the fun? Are you waiting to collect the ashes?" Yazi laughed.

He unpacked a bag of potato chips and started eating them: Just now on the road, he saw almost ten large and small tribulation thunders, if he would have fainted from the pain, Pixiu is such a dish, maybe it will all be turned into pieces by now.The robbery is ashes.

Looking ahead, Yazi saw a deep cordon line, and behind the line there were several metal rods standing crookedly, which looked like lightning rods.

Jai Zi couldn't help but despise.

Huh, a lightning rod for humans?How can this resist the massive thunder disaster?

Look again, there is a lump of mushy stuff circled in the middle of the metal stick, which looks like a burnt sweet potato.I really don't know what Bai Ze Shenjun and Sao Qingniang are thinking, can still want this Pixiu?

Assistant Yazi pulled out a small Maza for him, and opened a bottle of 82-year-old Lafite for him with a corkscrew for the leader to drink freely.

The leader drank a few sips and felt very comfortable.

I heard the vague thing in front of me say, "Why isn't the next thunder coming? I haven't felt anything until now!"

The voice was calm and indifferent: "Doctor Zhong, your painless anesthesia technique is really superb! Help me up, I also want to be a stool, and I want to be struck by lightning gracefully! Oh, it's okay to be struck for a whole day!"

Yazi: "Poof—" Lafite sprayed all over.

However, Pixiu couldn't get the stool he wanted, of course.

Because, even if he didn't feel it, his body was actually bloody and it was impossible to sit up.Ordinarily, the Thunder Tribulation is coming to an end, and it should have turned into a doll-shaped Pixiu, but because Zhong Yi guarded it so well, it still maintains its previous old age.

Only then did he think that his previous rheumatoid arthritis should be healed due to the power of this roasting electricity.

Bai Ze looked at the sky and explained to Dr. Zhong: The time has dragged on for too long, they should let Pixiu really suffer when the next thunder strikes, otherwise the thunder disaster will never end.

It's time for everyone to have dinner.

So Zhong Yi allowed Bai Ze to pull out the ring of lightning rods, pulled out the anesthesia needle, and asked Qing Yuan to throw away the aerosol fire extinguisher.

After inspection, it was found that Pixiu did not press the anesthesia pump many times. They originally prepared a barrel of anesthetics, but now there is still half of the barrel left.

Yazi watched helplessly as the group of people and demons sat back on the small stools in a calm manner.

Hearing a baby tell the time, Tianlei arrived as scheduled.

The last thunder was weaker than the first, and the bluish-white thunder was glowing with crackling sparks.

"Oops!" Pixiu in the circle finally uttered its first scream of the day. After a moment of silence, the "onlookers" on the row of stools let out their breath.

OK OK!

Sao Qingniang was the first to rush over. With two brooms, she gently swept the ashes off the subject's body, and then wiped off the white aerosol. Finally, she hugged a puffy and soft little Pixiu, and Nirvana was a success.

Because little Pixiu has just experienced a nirvana, now he is almost delirious and has no memory.With its clear eyes half-opened, it sucked Sao Qingniang's thumb.

Zhong Yi smiled slightly, bent down, and touched the little Pixiu's lion head with his fingers: "Mr. Pixiu, congratulations on successfully crossing the catastrophe. Now that you are weak and your bones are soft and fragile, you should be admitted to our hospital to enjoy the care and service of the cubs.gone."

"Chirp." Its cry was clear and lovely, and it knew that this mortal in front of him would be very kind to him.

Sao Qingniang reluctantly handed over the Pixiu wrapped in swaddling clothes to Zhong Yi, seeing Dr. Zhong's outstanding performance, she can rest assured.

Yazi:???

Co-authored him to come over to watch the enemy's jokes, are these people just like normal people?Happily coaxing the cubs?

I have never seen such a perfunctory Lei Jie!Such perfunctory Nirvana!

He put Lafite aside.He glanced at the ground: empty milk, empty coke bottles, medicine cans, medicine bottles?

Anger reached its maximum at this time:

Mortal stuff!

It's that mortal who is playing tricks!This boring human being, why do you want to cross the tribulation with their monsters?Obviously he is going to succeed, and he is about to take over Pixiu's fortune, and he can be inlaid on the blessing plaque of the scenic spot!

Taking advantage of people's inattention, Yazi got up from the stool and quickly appeared behind Dr. Zhong.

He laughed bitterly, and stretched out a sharp finger, ready to poke the back of this fragile human being.Just a little bit of pounding can make him want to die——

A hand restrained his arm.

Like pinching an ant, Bai Ze pinched Jai Zi's arm with only two fingers.The demon couldn't help baring his teeth and cracking his mouth, and the veins on his forehead popped out.

"Jazi, if Pai Xiu succeeds in crossing the catastrophe today, Dr. Zhong will definitely declare his anger and gain the support of many big monsters. Hundreds of years later, you will also need to cross the catastrophe," Bai Ze scoffed softly, "In the whole world, there is only thisDr. Zhong has mastered the painless tribulation technology, and it will be more and more complete, effective, scientific, and able to promote the progress of the tribulation. Don't tell me, do you still plan to use force to resist when you cross the tribulation in the future?"

Yazi leaned into Bai Ze's ear and said, "I'm dying of laughter, you, Dr. Zhong, can you live hundreds of years later?"

But he didn't expect that Bai Ze would not change color at all.

On the contrary, he was holding Yazi's collar, and Yue Zhiyuan was calm and determined: "Such an excellent monster doctor, naturally I will not let him pass away in a hurry."

Unaware that Zhong Yi, who was promised a lifespan of hundreds of years, was holding Pixiu Zai Zai, with a small wind on her neck.Shitong was riding a tricycle.

Sao Qingniang went back to the imperial capital to buy confinement clothes, diapers and milk powder.She never thought that the subject would survive before, and she was not prepared for anything, and now she needs to start from scratch.Prices have fallen, and a bag of NB size diapers will not exceed 200 yuan. She thinks that the money and garbage at home are not easy to clean up.Fortunately, the little broom in her stomach will also cost money, which can relieve her a lot of trouble.

The rain had stopped, and the setting sun cast a layer of gold on the people on the road.

Dr. Zhong expressed his sincere thanks to Mr. Bai. He felt that Mr. Bai treated him really well today.

Mr. Bai said that this is what it should be, and controlling prices is also his job.

"Well, Mr. Bai, it would be great if I was here when you crossed the tribulation before," Zhong Yi said casually, "I will definitely give you the best medicine so that you won't feel any pain at all."

In fact, if he is lucky enough to assist Mr. Bai to cross the catastrophe, Zhong Yi is really not sure if he will let Lei Duo hit him a few times.

Anyway, Mr. Bai is strong and strong, so it is best for the thunder to hit his mouth.

From then on, he can only drink porridge with a straw and can't eat himself, so that he will never have nightmares again.

He looked at his toes with a guilty conscience, but naturally he couldn't find it. After he said that, Mr. Bai's face turned aside unnaturally.

a long time.

"By the way, the problem with your instrument..." Mr. Bai asked.

Zhong Yi's phone rang, it was Peng Xia.

Zhong Yi apologized to Mr. Bai, and when he got on the phone, he muttered: "I advise you not to think about the 100-meter MRI. When the price was inexplicably abnormal just now, I figured it out.", This machine will cost hundreds of millions... Now that the price has returned to normal, it will cost several million, isn't this a dream, we can't afford it for the rest of our lives."

"Ding", the text message rang again, Zhong Yi hung up the phone, and cut to read it.

He interrupted Peng Xia: "If it's just a few million, it should be enough, just go and push it down." Sao Qingniang just sent the money, and it was actually 9,000 yuan for a pack of cotton swabs according to the rising prices.The block kind.

Also thank him for finally clearing out a lot of trash in the house.

Peng Xia:???

It twittered for a long time.

Zhong Yi smiled and hung up the phone. Just as he was about to explain to Bai Ze, the man's cell phone rang.

After listening to the call, Bai Ze was speechless.Zhong Yi asked: "What's wrong?"

Bai Ze: "Daji, was discovered by a meteorological expert team, flying over the Taklamakan Desert."

Zhong Yi chewed for a long time before he understood the true meaning of this sentence, with a shocked expression on his face: "What?"