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    "Mei Xixi, you are my god, my colorful tail will always, always, be, stay for, you!"

    Yu Liang was holding his mobile phone, and Tianji's crazy behavior at the premiere of "Seeing the Demon in the Day" was playing on it.

    "Boss, Daji has a huge influence on monsters, which can be called unprecedented. According to the calculation and research of our colleagues in the security team, her words and deeds will have a profound impact on monsters."

    "Just now we found out that after the premiere of "Ghost in the Day", more than 80% of the monsters with tails in the country bought white hair dye online and dyed their tails white by themselves. This is called 'Whirling White Tail'.For an hour, the price was abnormal, and a bottle of white hair dye was as high as 66,000 yuan, and under such circumstances, it was sold out of stock.”

    Yu Liangliang started a new video.Bai Ze tapped the screen with his fingers and zoomed in. He saw a deadly gray Raksha bird with a tail painted white, bouncing around and asking the evil ghost on the grave: "Do you think I look like a good monster?"

    The sky was heavy with rain and dew, and Yu Liang's pages were soaked and wet.This time he specially placed some red coated paper inside, which seemed to cry blood when it hit the foggy water drops.

    "Leader, Daji's influence on monsters is too powerful, and she is a 4A-level risk factor. It is possible to repeat the wine pool and meat forest, and the demons to confuse the crowd. She may even lead the entire monster clan to turmoil with a single sentence. Faint king! Don't you kill her??” A line of red water drops snaked down from Yu Liang’s pages.

    Bai Ze's wings brushed against the black clouds.

    "Let's see what she is doing in the Taklamakan Desert first," Bai Ze said, "Didn't she subscribe to the online psychiatric service of Shanhai Pet Hospital? Zhong Yi said that Daji is in a normal state of mind."

    Yu Liang clicked his tongue twice: "I think you trust Zhong Yi too much..."

    Bai Ze: "On this matter, I don't just trust Zhong Yi. I have a comprehensive judgment."

    Yu Liang fell silent.For at least a thousand years, decisive leaders have never done anything wrong.Someone once brought up some disgusting things to wrong the leader, but he knew the leader hadn't done it.

    "But there is one thing, I have to tell you in advance. Daji knows Shen Ao, and they once ate people together." Bai Ze closed his eyes and said this sentence softly.

    "What?!" The red drops of water splattered, "If you didn't tell me earlier, I'll add another group of colleagues from the security team!"

    A timid voice came from behind Bai Ze: "No need, Mei Xixi will be fine."

    Yu Liang almost frightened his girdle away, feeling embarrassed to be poked and slandered: "Doctor Zhong, why are you here?"

    "Brother, hello everyone!" Mei Xixi flew in the sky, and said to the people below, "I, I am, I came here specially to do a sympathy performance!"

    "I'm Mei Xixi, a first-class actor. I heard that meteorologists came to the Taklamakan Desert on a business trip. The conditions are extremely difficult. I was deeply moved and specially brought everyone a stunt performance."

    Teacher Ge, Xiao Ke, Gui Miao, and the helicopter driver sat at the door of the tent with stools and raised their heads in unison.He looked inexplicable.

    They arrived here in the afternoon to investigate cloud flow anomalies.There is no internet or mobile phone signal in this big desert, but what a boring life is about to unfold, and investigations that can't be investigated at all are about to be carried out.

    They were originally demoralized and helpless, and they didn't know when and when they would end this clueless work task.

    The four of them were taking out their rulers and were about to measure the thickness of the cloud first.

    I heard a woman shouting angrily outside:

    "Are you ashamed to eat Zhong Yi? He is here to treat you!"

    "Thousands of years have passed, why do you still have this bad habit?"

    "I'm ashamed to say I know you!"

    Everyone was shocked when they heard it!Don't worry about what the woman is talking about, in such a desolate desert, there are people outside?After opening the tent, was even more shocked. The man with big eyes, waterfall-like black hair, and long white and straight legs, isn't he the famous actor Mei Xixi?!

    Xiao Ke was about to say hello to Mei Xixi, but the next second he saw Mei Xixi flying into the sky!

    Then, seeing this woman's expression quickly change from panic to calmness, she said that she wanted to give them a cultural performance...

    In fact, Mei Xixi was even more broken than them.

    In the morning, she had to hand in the homework for the first course of treatment in the psychiatric department of Shanhai Pet Hospital: "Deep Reflection on Daji's Mistakes and Future Guarantees.".

    She knows Shen Ao.

    As an old friend, she should persuade him to be dead-headed.

    Mei Xixi has just turned into a demon fox. Through the "Little Demon Flying Skills and Common Misunderstandings" written by Peng Xia on the official account, she has mastered the ability to fly and flew to the desert with her memory.

    But when he saw Shen Ao, he was so tired that he changed back to his human form.

    How did she know there were meteorologists here?The tent was too small, and the sign was too crooked, she couldn't see it at first.

    What's more unexpected, Shen Ao was so angry that he picked her up after listening to her pointing fingers!

    This scene was seen by humans, what did she say?how to explain?I can only embarrassingly tell the humans below that I am doing a stunt!

    Thousands of miles of yellow sand.The sun was shining.Shen Ao held Mei Xixi by the back collar of her clothes and shook her helplessly around.

    She was out of breath, and her acting skills were perfect: "This is the first program, Goddess Flying to the Sky, I hope the weather team will overcome the difficulties and obstacles and solve the problem of the sky collapsing!"

    The four humans below looked at her blankly, the actress was sweating profusely, and she didn't even have a wire on her body.

    Shen Ao grabbed Mei Xixi and swung her vigorously.

    "This is the second program, it's called Yuanyuanman. Our sky collapse problem will definitely be resolved!" Mei Xixi said hoarsely.

    Gui Miao clapped her hands first, no matter what happened to the actress, she looks so hard-working and working hard now.

    Shen Ao directly threw Mei Xixi to the ground. Fortunately, this monster body was stronger than human porcelain, but Mei Xixi still spit out a mouthful of old blood on the sand: "The third program is called..." My real mother's editorCan't go down, why doesn't Shen'ao die?!

    Shen Ao rushed towards the four humans with his mouth, obviously wanting to eat these uninvited guests in the desert.

    Mei Xixi stood up vomiting blood!

    She stood in front of the four humans: "Go to the tent first!"

    The four humans somehow entered the tent, poked their heads out, and saw Mei Xixi flying into the sky again.

    Shen Ao took Mei Xixi back, put it in his mouth, and threw it into the clouds. The actress disappeared into the eyes of the four meteorological researchers. Before disappearing, she screamed: "This show is called a big change!"

    What big change?Obviously disappeared.After more than half an hour, the actress did not appear again.

    The human beings looked at each other in blank dismay: "It's amazing, how did she do it, what about her, is there any danger?"

    Teacher Ge took out the binoculars, but Mei Xixi was nowhere to be found.

    "I can't find it. Have you recorded a short video? This cultural and artistic sympathy performance is really unique. When we go back, we must praise her on the Internet."

    Zhong Yi rides on Bai Ze's back.

    He saw Mei Xixi standing on the cloud, cursing at Shen Ao.

    She just went through a stunt that was comparable to torture, and Yu Liang's expression was much better than before.

    "It's okay... I have conspired with others to do so many bad things in the past, and it is right to suffer now."

    But Yu Liang didn't expect that the actor Mei Xixi would be so eloquent, and her heart would be so red:

    Facing Shen Ao, she talked about the dangers of the feudal monarchy, the superiority of today's social system, the evil consequences of contempt for common people, and the warmth of human affection.Shen Ao was so angry that she yelled...but the spiritual effect of a vixen is huge, let alone this is her former friend.

    Before, even Torch Dragon couldn't convince Shen Ao.But now, the tortoise's arrogance is getting weaker and weaker, and in the end it is so wronged that it purses its mouth and listens silently to Mei Xixi attacking him.

    In the first phase of online therapy in psychiatry.

    Every day, Zhong Yi asks Mei Xixi to fill out a 10-page mental state questionnaire, asks her to do 10 good deeds, and asks her to think all the time, what she would do if she became an ambassador of spiritual civilization in the demon world.

    Mei Xixi is under a lot of pressure.

    In order to successfully complete the "doing good deeds homework" and get enough 10 things a day, she even sold her luxury cars, bags and mansions, rented a small apartment, and donated the money to various Hope Primary Schools.

    Persuading Shen Ao not to make medical trouble today is also one of "doing good things".

    "It seems that we don't need to go there anymore." Yu Liang put away the pages of the book that were originally bright and white. Before, they were all aimed at Mei Xixi like shining kitchen knives.

    "Well, notify the security team to evacuate." Bai Ze said lightly, flicking his fingertips, and retracted his cane.

    They saw Mei Xixi took out a large stack of printing paper and handed it to Shen Ao: "You don't have internet here, so I printed it out from home to show you. These are scientific values and the deeds of model workers in recent years.I can recite it. You read it first, and I will send you new materials after reading it."

    "By the way, do you have any money? Let me tell you, you must buy Shanhai Pet Hospital's online psychiatric service, tailor-made, so that you can be a good monster. Since donating a few Hope Primary Schools, I can't sleep.Sleep better than before..."

    Zhong Yi pulled Mr. Bai's fur, and said with a smile: "You guys think, can Mei Xixi be the ambassador of spiritual civilization in the demon world? In the future, when you encounter vicious monsters, you can ask Xiaomei to persuade them to abandon evil and do good.".”

    "Then, generate income for the psychiatric department of your pet hospital, right?" Bai Ze asked with a low laugh.

    "It's not impossible," Zhong Yi waved his hand again, "ah, I'm just kidding, how dare you? You still want to eat me."

    Bai Ze: "You're too dirty today. You ran to the desert twice and served a thunder disaster. I can't talk about it."

    Yu Liang coughed loudly next to him!The books are surprisingly unglued!The pages of the book crackled.

    Is this still the Bai Ze he knew?This was the first time in his life that he saw Mr. Bai joking with someone!

    "Leader, a customer placed an order for a 135-meter-long MRI." Peng Xia calmly put a stack of designs in front of Shen Yao, the CEO of Shenyao Group.

    "... Is your client sick?" Shen Yao was dumbfounded.

    "I'm not sick," Peng Xia said as calmly as possible, "If we start production, he will first send a sum of 9.48 million yuan, and refund any excess."

    Shen Yao still didn't understand: "Who is he going to make this MRI machine for? Performance art? Collection? Or something?"

    She had never taken this kind of order before, it was unheard of, and the money was huge, so Shen Yao decisively rejected Peng Xia.

    "Our factory only accepts normal orders."

    Three days later.

    Everyone read the news and found that the phenomenon of "abnormal cloud flow" in the Taklamakan Desert, which they regarded as normal, appeared in the grasslands of Australia.

    The Australian people were stunned to notice that on the prairie, blue and green were infinitely approaching, and the clouds fell like waterfalls, like pouring milk.

    Emu ran over indifferently and hit a big bag.

    five days later.

    The same phenomenon was observed in the Western Pacific.All planes around the world are officially out of service.

    The sky around the world has become much lower, and only the sky in another part of the western Pacific Ocean looks normal.

    Statue of Liberty's torch squeezes out marshmallows.

    The top of the Eiffel Tower is the stratosphere, which is not open to customers, because there is too much ozone, which makes people's brains hurt.

    According to feedback from South African people, you can step on the sea of clouds when you go out.In some areas, you have to walk with your waist bent, because you will feel inexplicable pressure on your back.

    When Peng Xia went out that morning, he glanced at the message from Zhong Yi on his mobile phone, and resolutely pushed Shen Yao's office door open again: "Boss, if you don't build this 135-meter-long MRI machine, we will all have to do it in a few days."Crawling to work. I can't tell you the reason, I can only tell you, it must be done."

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