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    Zhong Yi stood in front of the window with a ball of softness in his arms.I saw Qin Bo licking his back and walking the dog.

    Milky white clouds flowed all over the ground, covering the street like thick honey, not even half as high as the tengu.The dog sneezed forward and arched its back vigorously, but still couldn't bear the invisible pressure, so it had to walk with its legs bent.

    There was another butcher who went out to sell pork. The 1.8 meter tall man was bent to 1.5 meters.Halfway to the road, he turned his face to avoid a group of pigeons flying past his face.

    In the distant fields, the golden rice is soaked by the clouds, bending their heavy ears.

    "Mr. Pixiu, it's a good thing you didn't pass the catastrophe today," Zhong Yi gently coaxed the cub in his arms, "Otherwise, if the thunder strikes from such a short distance, we would have no time to prepare, and you would become ashes of the catastrophe."

    "Chirp", Pixiu hiccupped and spewed out a small gold nugget.Zhong Yi tossed it into a piggy bank, he had saved half of it by now.

    At this time, he received a call from Peng Xia:

    "The 135-meter-long MRI machine has been built! I'll send you pictures. The question is, how do you plan to transport it to the Taklimakan Desert?"

    Peng Xia asked eagerly again: "Is there anything Mr. Bai can do?"

    Zhong Yi thought for a while: "I can't find him."

    Before that, Zhong Yi called Mr. Bai, wanting to repay his loan for the lightning rod totaling 3,608,800, and it was Yu Liang who answered the call.

    Assistant Yu was apologetic, saying that Bai Ze was very unwell and needed a good rest in the past few days, and the money can be transferred directly from the business-to-business account.

    So this huge sum of money was remitted from "Shanhai Pet Hospital" to "Inspiration Economic Consulting Company".

    After hanging up Yu Liang's phone, Zhong Yi found that Xiaofeng's volume was bigger than before.It's majestic, with its tail held high, and its meow like a high-spirited teenage cat.Xiaofeng suddenly threw himself into his arms, and he was made unable to stand still by the violent impact.It smelled dry and vigorous, somewhat like Mr. Bai's back.

    Zhong Yi created a WeChat group, "Patient Shen Ao Rescue Group", and brought Torch Dragon and Peng Xia into it.

    While packing up his things, Shitong turned on the TV, and it was the program "Live Now":

    The female anchor was impassioned, clenched her fists and made a speech:

    "No one knows that the sky collapsed so quickly! The sky collapse seriously affects our life and agricultural production, but please believe in the future of mankind and persevere until the last moment!"

    "Our team of experts in the Taklamakan Desert is an international cutting-edge meteorological research force. They will definitely bring us a solution! Although there is no network or signal in the depths of the desert, we cannot broadcast the situation for you at this time, but please pray and alwaysTrust them till the end!"

    "They carry our best hopes!"

    At this point in the show, photos of an old man, two young men, and a middle-aged woman appeared on the screen, with many wishing candles placed beside them, and a barrage of blessings left by the audience.

    The originally undulating sand sea was pressed into a flat and uniform sand cake.

    At this time, Gui Miao, who shoulders the hope of mankind, is building a castle with sand.She found that the sand, combined with the moisture of the clouds, is a bit like space sand for teasing babies, and can be easily shaped to carve out windows and doors.

    Teacher Ge, who shoulders the hope of mankind, is digging a big hole with a shovel, planning to bury himself in it for sand therapy.Because the sand is steaming hot nowadays, it is very friendly to old arms and legs, and it is more comfortable than the 300 yuan sand therapy in their community.

    Xiao Ke was sleeping, and the driver was looking at the clouds with a telescope. He felt that this scene was conducive to peace of mind.

    This is the tenth day since the meteorological research team arrived in the desert. Not only can they not study farts, but they also watched the sky getting lower and lower, and the clouds fell faster and faster.In the end, they simply enjoy life as if it were a long vacation.

    It was the driver, Lao Si, who first noticed something was wrong.He found that at the end of his line of sight in the distant sand sea, a small black dot slowly "squirmed" over.

    He thought it was a rock blown by the wind.

    But this black dot came along a straight line at a constant speed without turning, and it was getting closer and closer to them.The black spot was getting bigger and bigger in his sight, from the size of a sesame seed to the size of a tire. He woke up Xiao Ke, let Teacher Ge come out of the sandpit, and accidentally stepped on Gui Miao, who had worked so hard.The built castle.

    The four of them leaned side by side in front of the tent, and saw a huge monster approaching from a distance.

    A pure white giant.Facing them was a long, wide, flat bed, if that thing could be fucked.

    In the back, is a round, barrel-shaped thing.There is also a dark and tall cube behind it.

    I don't know what kind of transportation equipment such a giant is carried on. Anyway, it is not a car or a truck, and there is nothing pulling it in front of it.It seems to be sitting on the back of something, approaching here quickly.

    After a long time, Gui Miao whispered, "Why do I think that big thing looks like an MRI machine?"

    "What are you doing so stupid?" Xiao Ke sneered, "It should be the meteorological research machine sent by the relevant department to assist us."

    "There is no such meteorological research machine," Teacher Ge interrupted Xiao Ke, "A few years ago, my wife had her stomach checked and used an MRI machine, which is very similar to this."

    Xiao Ke estimated the size of this behemoth: "How is it possible?! Who has seen a nuclear magnetic resonance instrument over 100 meters away?! Besides, why did you bring the nuclear magnetic resonance instrument into the desert? How did it come here?How do you turn on the electricity?!"

    Ten minutes later, when the thing arrived in front of them steadily, Gui Miao and Teacher Ge looked at each other and smiled: It's really an MRI machine!

    Xiao Ke:???What?

    This machine is about 50 meters high, and a ladder descends from the top, and three adults and a child climb down.Xiao Ke was confused again: What kind of combination is this?

    One of them, a young man in his twenties, walked here first.

    He has beautiful features, gentle and amiable, wearing a navy blue coat, a bit like a doctor, Xiao Ke thinks his face is familiar, but he can't remember who it is.

    I saw this man shaking hands with Mr. Ge:

    "Teacher Ge, I see you again."

    Teacher Ge patted the sand on his body, and shook hands with him solemnly: "I guess you might come, small bell."

    Xiao Ke thought for a long time before covering his mouth: Isn't this the same mental disorder that poured essential oils everywhere in Qingjiang City that day and scraped it off with an iron scraper?

    From behind this person, a somewhat reckless young man in a floral shirt climbed down.The man looked at their tent curiously: "Wow... This is the scientific expedition team mentioned on TV."

    Then came a man wearing a red Hanfu and sunglasses. He patrolled around with a vicissitudes of life: "I don't think there will be any progress in their scientific research methods."

    Finally, a child in a bellyband jumped down and said innocently: "Which one of you is the one who records the data? Can I have a look at your data?"

    Teacher Ge asked Xiao Ke to bring over the data book, but Xiao Ke was not happy.

    "Who are you all? What do you need data for?" Mr. Ge is about to retire, he can be confused, but he can't.

    The young man who shook hands with Teacher Ge was very patient: "We are here to assist you in the meteorological scientific examination. We are a non-governmental organization."

    Xiao Ke: "Oh, what is your machine for?" It looks so unprofessional!

    Shitong was the most anxious. After reading the data, he just wanted to get things done quickly. He opened the plastic sheet for covering, and Ren Yunduo rushed in quickly: "Didn't you see it? This is a magnified MRI machinewhat."

    Xiao Ke was even more puzzled: "This is for treating patients. It's so big, can you see dinosaurs? Why move to the desert?"

    At this time, Teacher Ge pointed out to him with a smile: "Maybe it is used to check the composition of clouds."

    Xiao Ke:???Does Mr. Ge think he is a fool?

    Clouds poured into the machine.

    Xiao Ke heard the small bell order: "Shen Ao, try to put your legs in!"

    Xiao Ke was inexplicable: "What kind of legs?"

    The floral shirt may feel that he is too pitiful: "It's okay, it's okay, my friend is a middle schooler, and he likes to use anthropomorphic techniques, please be considerate of him."

    With a bang, the sky fell again.But those four strange people seemed to understand this situation clearly, and instead looked at the big drum of MRI with the expression of fulfillment.

    Then the small bell gave another order: "Turn on the UPS!"

    It was only then that Xiao Ke realized what the black cube was, and it was the power supply for starting the huge nuclear magnetic resonance apparatus.

    Small bells operate behind huge instruments.After a buzzing sound, about five minutes later, the instrument slowly printed out a 50-meter-long black film.

    "Shen Ao, the legs can come out!"

    Although this person is in the second grade and doesn't know what he is muttering, Xiao Ke feels that the sky has returned to its previous height.

    The desert itself has strong light and does not need a reading frame.The 50-meter-long film was hung up against the sun by a long wooden stick. The research team and four other people stood below with their necks up, staring at the largest film in history.

    a long time.

    Xiao Ke: "There is no fart on this."

    Zhong Yi and the floral shirt's eyes looked in the same direction together: "Oh oh oh, so it's there, there really is a problem."

    Teacher Ge patted Xiao Ke on the back lovingly: "Don't ask any more questions, let's just watch them operate."

    Gui Miao: "It's really interesting."

    Next is the consultation time for Zhong Yi and Peng Xia in floral shirt.

    They communicated like secret signs, and Xiao Ke couldn't understand anything.

    Zhong Yi: "It's indeed the water in the knee, it's in the knee joint capsule."

    Peng Xia: "Wow, this water is too much, it must be several tons, no wonder it hurts like that."

    Zhong Yi: "It feels like it's caused by osteoarthritis, but it's hard to say. We have to pump out the water, go back for testing, and then make the next decision."

    Zhong Yi: "Have you brought a needle?"

    Peng Xia: "Of course, a 20-meter stainless steel needle. When I applied to the leader, he almost went crazy."

    So Xiao Ke watched as the floral shirt walked to the place where he had just "get off the car", lifted a large plastic sheet, and hugged out a 20-meter-long pillar, and Zhong Yi dragged out a large bucket of alcohol.

    Zhong Yi took out a large piece of cotton, dipped it in alcohol, and waved it in the clouds.

    Zhong Yi saw Xiao Ke's eyes staring straight at this side: "It's okay, it's okay, we are sampling the clouds...and then...extracting some mist from it."

    Xiao Ke:???This liar, what can he draw out?

    Zhong Yi tried to lift the stainless steel pillar, but he was not strong enough, so he begged the man in red Hanfu: "Mr. Zhu, I need your help now, it will hurt a little later, please cast a Mei Xixi movie in the sky, and disperse it."Attention. Also, help me lift this needle."

    The man named Mr. Zhu came over at a leisurely pace. He turned on his phone, poked it, and called up a movie.

    "Ah..." This is the climax of "Seeing Demons in the Day", Mei Xixi leads a group of demons to fight against the MLM company.

    Mr. Zhu glanced at it twice, then swung his arms round and threw the phone into the sky!Then, like a normal person, standing behind Zhong Yi, the two hugged the stainless steel pillar, with Zhong Yi leading the direction, and vigorously poked at Yun Duo!

    Xiao Ke was really speechless, and looked at Gui Miao, who moved a bench over and looked at the group of people curiously.

    "Wait!" Zhong Yi suddenly stopped, "Mr. Zhu, your strength is too great, and it is easy for me to stab the wrong place. According to the principle of leverage, you should stand forward. Xiao Peng, come here and stand on the side of Mr. Zhu.In the future, it is better for the two of us to lead the direction together."

    The three of them poked at Yun Duo together.

    "Wait!" Zhong Yi stopped again, "This... the cloud is still too thick, can the scientific research team help us?"

    Teacher Ge pushed Xiao Ke and Xiao Si. The two middle-aged men looked dazed, but they still obeyed the command and stood behind Mr. Zhu.

    When Xiao Ke touched the big pillar, he felt that it was outrageous, outrageous.What is the use of this?He felt that he, too, had water in his head.

    However, when Zhong Yi ordered, "One, two, three, prick!"

    Xiao Ke clearly felt that the pillar had really pierced something deeply, and made a "puchi" sound!

    When he was young, he heard a splashing sound like water coming from a water pipe in this pillar.

    The kid in the apron bumped and hugged a big bucket that was one person tall, and put it at the end of the big pillar.The rushing pale yellow water poured down like a waterfall!

    Xiao Ke turned around in shock, one big bucket was not enough, so another big bucket came.After filling two vats, a third vat came.

    The arms of this row of people were all sore, and the end of this pillar trembled and dropped the last drop of water.

    "Why can water be pumped in this cloud, why is it yellow?" Xiao Ke murmured looking at the three large buckets one person tall.

    "Ah, it's because of the air pollution. There are cloud cores in this cloud. The cloud cores are dusty and dirty." Zhong Yi explained to him kindly.

    "But the molecular cloud core is in the star system?" Xiao Ke was inexplicable.

    "Xiao Ke, stop asking!" Teacher Ge reminded him for the second time.

    "Thanks for your hard work, everyone," Zhong Yi walked up to Teacher Ge, "you can leave here now. Please don't say anything about what happened today, and don't reveal every single sentence. If the TV station interviews you in the future, you can say that it is because of youThe research of the project brought the sky back to normal."

    "Sorry, we still need to sign a confidentiality form." Zhong Yi took out some A4 papers.

    "Yes, yes." Teacher Ge looked at it, and was the first to express his opinion. He signed the paper first, and then handed it over to Xiao Ke, Gui Miao and the driver.

    Xiao Ke: ...The sky will return to normal?

    "Bi Xi, let's go." He heard the man named Mr. Zhu say to the void.

    He asked again: "Doctor Zhong, should we go to the Atlantic Ocean first, or test the stagnant water first?"

    When was young, the huge nuclear magnetic resonance instrument and the UPS power supply squirmed strangely, and four large barrels were also placed beside it. The four people climbed the ladder to the top of the instrument, and gradually moved like a distant place, shrinking from big to small, shrinking into a black stone, and turning into a black stone.Turned into black sesame seeds, and finally disappeared from sight.

    In the huge trembling sound.Xiao Ke suddenly felt a lightness on his back after a long absence. He turned his head and saw that the clouds falling like a waterfall suddenly stopped and returned to the sky.

    Xiao Ke folded the quilt, the driver put away the binoculars, Gui Miao filled the backpack with sticky sand, and Teacher Ge pulled out his shovel.The four rolled up the tent and boarded the helicopter.

    They still don't know that the Taklamakan Desert, which used to be the lowest sky in the world, has now become the highest sky in the world.

    Hundreds of millions of people discovered this huge change, and wept with joy. Before the heroes returned to the imperial capital, they had frantically posted thank-you activities on the TV station.

    Bi Xi has the best load-bearing capacity. For thousands of years, it has been good at carrying steles.When Zhong Yi couldn't figure out how to pull the machine, he asked Mr. Zhulong for advice.

    Lord Zhulong said: "Hehe, you have scratched the itch for Lord Xuanwu, and this time you want to save Shen Ao again. As their relative, Bi Xi has no reason to refuse."

    Therefore, the Torch Dragon god woke up Bi Xi who had been sleeping underground for thousands of years, and acted as a labor force.

    In order not to be discovered by humans, Bi Xi carried them on his back and walked all the trails in the wilderness. Fortunately, it was extremely fast, and the load was stable and well. When it returned, it did not spill a drop of effusion.

    When they reached the hospital gate, the two gods broke up with them temporarily.

    Peng Xia was a little worried: "Zhong Yi, you spent 9.48 million yuan, where did you get the money from? Do you have any money left to buy medicine? I saw you gave Bi Xi Shenjun a large amount of logistics and transportation fees just now.When we go to the Atlantic Ocean, Australia, etc., we will have to spend money. Shen Ao hasn’t sent you the money yet, right? When will Mr. Bai wake up?”

    "It doesn't matter, there must be a way before the car reaches the mountain." Zhong Yi patted his good friend on the shoulder, "You go to the factory to speed up the production of the other three steel needles." So Xiao Peng ran to make a phone call.

    "Xiaofeng, Mr. Paixiu, are you all okay!" Zhong Yi knocked on the door and shouted as soon as he entered the courtyard.

    Xiaofeng flew into his arms like a bullet.The dean didn't bring it to the desert today, and it was a little unhappy.

    "Okay, okay, I will take you when I go to the Atlantic Ocean to pump up the stagnant water."

    Only then did Xiaofeng curl his tail contentedly, like a proud young meow.

    "Where is Mr. Pixiu? Have you breastfed him well?" Zhong Yi looked for the cub.

    With a "bang" under his feet, he lowered his head and saw empty milk powder cans on the ground.

    "Xiaofeng...you fed him so much!?" Zhong Yi was a little startled, "Can he eat it?!"

    Xiao ran opened the backyard door, Zhong Yi saw a mountain of small gold nuggets, Mr. Pixiu was lying on it, hiccupping innocently, and every time he hiccupped, a small shiny gold nugget would slip out from the corner of his mouth.

    Mr. Pixiu has probably recovered to the consciousness of a human cub who can just speak: "Yes, I'm sorry Zhong Yi, I just want to eat, I'm hiccupping all the time, I'll add rubbish to you."

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