Bojia Village is a small fishing village along the coast. It has long been transformed into a farmhouse-themed village. Every household either runs a homestay or opens a seafood restaurant.

The fresh and sweet smell of steamed sea fish was blowing in the wind, the wind curled his tail, and he looked at Zhong Yi with expectant eyes.

But the dean has more important things to do.He took a twig from the green garden that was given to him, and thought of Xiaobo, he wandered around in the fishing village, and finally knocked on a closed gate at the end of a certain alley.

The person who opened the door was an old lady in her seventies with silver hair all over her head. When Zhong Yi asked about "people who lived in Kun's belly", she was so surprised that she couldn't stand still.

"There is an old man in our family who has lived for more than a hundred years. In the early years, he especially liked to tell stories to people, saying that he had stayed in the belly of a kun! But who would believe it?! Everyone thought it was an old fool!"

The old lady invited Zhong Yi in, and went into the kitchen, asking her daughter-in-law to bring out a fish for the cat, and then make tea for the guests.The daughter-in-law looked suspicious, thinking it was a liar.What kind of fish is it? Let's all drink boiled water together.

The old lady told Zhong Yi about the old man.

That was ninety years ago, and the war was still going on, and her grandparents were all lost in the chaos of the war.His uncle went fishing with the fishing boat and never came back. Everyone thought he was dead.

About ten years ago, this uncle suddenly came back to this small fishing village, claiming to be Xiaobo.Things have changed here long ago, but luckily found her, niece.

Uncle was still young when he left, and his hair was gray when he came back.Standing by the sea every day, "Kun, Kun," yelling like that.But everyone laughed at him, saying that the old man shouted "sleepy, sleepy," and his head is not clear when he is old.

In fact, my uncle's recollections of the past were too bizarre to be believed.

For example, when he talks about war, he can clearly describe the feeling of fear, and he can also describe the appearance of shells blowing up.

But when it comes to being eaten by fish, he is not afraid at all.

"Let's drink together," he repeatedly emphasized, "From domestic Moutai, Nurhong, Laobaigan, to foreign Bordeaux wine, XO, Remy Martin, for the past hundred years, I have drunk all kinds of wines with or without trademarks.passed".

No one would believe him at all.

How did it get into Kun's stomach?

That day, in the depths of the blue sea.

He was still young, and when he heard the vague sound of gunfire in the distance, he sang softly, remembering the lost parents and homeland.

A big fish swam in front of him, he had never seen such a big fish before.

"You are so sad, why don't you let me eat you." The fish actually spoke.

"Okay." Xiaobo readily agreed.

Xiaobo was not afraid at all, and went into the black hole.

"It's no big deal to be eaten, it's just that it's too dark here." He was even picking three and four.

So Kun made him a lamp.

"Hey, you young man is a lot of trouble."

The blue street lamp shone on the young man's face.

"By the way, have you ever had a drink? I'm so bored, aren't you bored? The sea is so big, there are no stories at all." The young man began to pick and choose again.

So Kun began to look for those fishing boats everywhere, swallowed wine boxes or barrels, and occasionally ate people, usually vicious pirates or smugglers, and these people would slide to Xiaobo's position in an instantBehind, never to be seen again.

Xiao Bo just sat obediently under the street lamp, leaning against a mountain of wine barrels, scratching the wood with a knife to cut out a wine glass."Kun, come and have a drink, try it." He scooped up a glass of wine and poured it on his feet.

So Kun got drunk.It wobbled and let its body bump. Kun seemed to see himself flying in the clouds when he was a child, and the fish were flying in all directions.Xiao Bo was also drunk. He dreamed of riding Kun and flying over his hometown without any smoke.

The sashimi from the Zhoushan Islands is delicious, as are those from the Arctic Ocean, but they are still the best in the Western Pacific, especially the moon fish, which tastes a little like tender walnuts.In the past, the supplies were poor, and young walnuts were already the most delicious thing Xiaobo had ever eaten on land.For the needs of the body, Xiaobo also needs to eat some green seaweed, so that Kun can swallow it.

Kun would also put a small book on his tongue, and watch the sunrise one by one.The rays of light are thousands of miles away, and Kun's body is like a rainbow, illuminating the water surface like an oil painting.

One day, Xiaobo said: "My hometown, the war should stop."

"Yes, you are old, Xiaobo," Kun said, "you can go back to your hometown." It knew that it missed the clouds in the sky, just like Xiaobo should miss his home.When Ye Luo returned to his roots, even the monster Du Jie would choose his hometown.

One early morning, Kun vomited his old book by the sea, near Tianjin, on the edge of the book family village, and left by himself.

"Hey, that's a story made up by the old man, and you, a young man, how did you deceive people into our house?! Saying that you can see Kun," the old lady's daughter-in-law finally couldn't stand it anymore, with a suspicious look on her face, "How can there be any monsters in this world? Mom! Don’t let this kind of inexplicable person into the house! You still have to tell others nonsense about the old uncle!”

"I went into Kun's belly too, and I saw the phantom of Xiaobo," Zhong Yi said suddenly, "I'm in his early twenties, with a cloth strip tied on top of his head and wearing a linen jacket. He looks very handsome., I have dimples when I smile."

"Eh?" The old lady was even more surprised now, she stood up regardless of her daughter-in-law's rejection, "My uncle looks like this, and no one else remembers my uncle's young appearance...Come and see meUncle."

the next day.

The hundred-year-old Lao Bo and his family followed Zhong Yi to the beach.

No one could explain why Zhong Yi and Xiao Feng saw the illusion of his youth in Kun's stomach.Maybe the old book misses him too much, so the residual thoughts left in Kun's stomach will take effect.

The ancient beasts had eaten too many strange things, and anything could happen in their stomachs.It is possible to go back in time, and it is also possible to go back in thought.

"Why do you have gout? You should listen to the doctor's advice and avoid eating it." Seeing his old friend, Lao Bo knelt on the ground and patted the bamboo raft with a smile.Can't be seen by other mortals, Kun has become like this again, but the old man can see the prototype of Kun.

"I'm much older than I was then," said the old book, "very old."

He has some low self-esteem.His speech became hoarse.

"Xiao Bo is still young, only a little over a hundred," Kundu muttered, "Thousands of years younger than me, he is still a child."

In the ears of the Laobo family, only the creaking sound of the bamboo raft can be heard.

Daughter-in-law flipped Byakugan: "Liar."

"Hahaha, that's right! You're still young!" Zhong Yi said this to Lao Bo, who laughed.

The sea breeze blows gently.

"Xiao Bo, after you go back, do you have a lover?" Kun suddenly asked.

Xiaobo is too old, and he doesn't want to hide it at all. Every minute and every second in his life is very precious: "Don't you know? I like you. How could there beLover?"

He asked again: "What about you, you don't have a lover?"

Kun suddenly fell silent.

"I'm lonely."

Kun tentatively asked: "Then are you still willing to come back to my mouth? I miss you very much."

Xiao Bo turned his head to talk to his family, he was too old, he spoke intermittently, his ears were bad, and he spoke very loudly: "I, can I go with Kun? Anyway, I am too old, so I can't do anything if I stay at home."!Drag! Kun here is warm and soft, my old cold legs! I like it!"

As soon as the words fell, in front of the old lady, son and daughter-in-law, the huge bamboo raft suddenly turned into a fish as big as thousands of miles, with bright lights and wings like clouds.The fish flapped its wings solemnly, and said, "Please, everyone, let him go with me..."

While the family members were still in shock, Zhong Yi said softly: "Xiao Bo can meet with his family often. Because Kun has hyperthyroidism, he needs to have blood drawn every month..."

The big fish swam away with the old book.

The surface of the ocean was calm, as if nothing had happened just now.The little daughter-in-law was already so frightened that she sat on the sand, looked at the distance in astonishment, and then at Zhong Yi.

She and Doctor Zhong each had a bright pearl in their hands.Kun spit it out.

One bead is a gift to Xiaobo's family, and one bead is a consultation fee to Dr. Zhong.

Zhong Yi didn't know what that bead was for, and before Kun left, he even settled the accounts for him, saying that the consultation fee alone was not enough, and that he needed to swallow the lost wages in his stomach, so Kun vomited to him again.He had a bottle of old wine whose label could not be clearly seen, saying it was his private collection and the best bottle to drink.

On the way home with a lot of things, Zhong Yi thought about it and sent another WeChat message to Mr. Bai:

"Mr. Bai, are there many orphaned monsters? I will launch a monster matchmaker business in the future, do you think it is suitable?"

Mr. Bai didn't answer him.

"Phew, it's still comfortable to look at the high sky. I don't know until I've lived so long. It's a blessing to have a bright autumn."

It's been half a year since graduated, and had a reunion with classmates. chose a weekend to eat in a garden-style bar in the imperial capital, and could see the stars in the sky while eating.

In fact, Zhong Yi was quite reluctant to come, but Xiao Peng, a peacock, has liked to socialize since he became a peacock, so Zhong Yi had to accompany him.So he sat in a corner and ate with his head down.

Classmate A said: "Yeah, the sky was heavy a few days ago, and I couldn't breathe when I went out! It's okay here, I heard that people in some countries will suffer from shoulder and neck problems! Those hospitals are full of peopleThere are not enough masseuses at all. It's okay now."

Classmate B said: "What's the name of that team of experts?"

Classmate A: "Expert Ge's team? Can you forget this? Look at the small flags and stickers hanging in this bar, they are all the faces of Expert Ge..."

Classmate B: "Good guy! Really! I didn't wear glasses when I came out today. I saw the little heads all over the street, and thought it was around Mei Xixi!"

Classmate A: "Mei Xixi is too popular now. I heard that all her black fans have become brainless fans. The more black she was before, the more she likes her now. Indeed, "Seeing the Demon in the Day" is so good., an idol with positive energy and charisma like her is very rare! Isn't it Jian Ling?"

Everyone knows that Jian Ling likes Mei Xixi. In the past, some people would make a sarcasm, but now there will be no more.

Jian Ling coughed: "Yeah, our Xiaomei has recently been persuading the stars in the entertainment industry to pay their taxes. It's super powerful. Those big bosses seem to have been brainwashed, and they lined up to pay taxes. I heard that there is a big boss who voluntarily pays taxes.I paid 100 million, because I have a good attitude, and I will be punished lightly." After she finished speaking, she glanced at Zhong Yi, and remembered what happened at the premiere, which was very strange.But Zhong Yi acted as if he didn't hear it, and just buried his head in eating.

Zhang Musen suddenly asked: "Zhong Yi, how is your business doing now?"

Everyone fell silent, and everyone knew that the two of them got together, and there was some aura of disharmony.As early as when he was studying, Zhong Yi was a top student, and Zhang Musen liked to target him.After the two joined the Imperial Capital Pet Hospital as interns, Zhong Yi was fired, and Zhang Musen would still say weird things in the group.

Zhong Yi didn't hear it at all.He was concentrating on a piece of ribs in front of him. The ribs were fried so fragrant and crispy that he lost himself in eating them.

Zhang Musen was a little embarrassed, but quickly found his status.

"I'm afraid it's not so good! The price was so strange two days ago. Everyone is worried about the economy, for fear that the economy will be tight, and the number of pet owners is falling." He also picked up a rib and put it in his bowl, "Big city, it may not be affected much, and it is more obvious in small places."

Hehe, Zhong Yi is still the honorary consultant of Pet Hospital.But Dean Hu only asked him to come here once, and then he seemed to have forgotten this person.

What does this mean?False titles don't count at all.

He didn't notice that the other students looked at him strangely.

"Zhong Yi, your phone is ringing." Peng Xia pushed Zhong Yi, and the latter reluctantly put down his chopsticks.Apart from eating Hedilao, this should be the most expensive and delicious meal he has eaten.I have lived a hard life for too long, and I am used to being frugal, and I don't want to waste every rib.

After all, the dinner party is AA system, and he also spent money.

Turning on the screen, it turned out to be Teacher Ge's kind and amiable face:

"Small bell, what, I'm so sorry, everyone is promoting me and praising me recently, I really can't bear this false name!"

Zhong Yi covered the screen, stood up, and went out to pick up the video.

But he was too late.

Everyone saw it all.

"I didn't know that Zhong Yi had such a good relationship with meteorological experts. Mr. Ge respects him so much..."

Jian Ling whispered: "You still have a good relationship with Mei Xixi, who would believe it?"

Zhang Musen's face was as ugly as if he had eaten bitter melon.

Zhong Yi went out and let go of the camera: "It's okay, it's okay, just take it, you've worked hard." Teacher Ge had to work hard to make up words, and it was not easy to explain such outrageous things scientifically..

Teacher Ge: "Our team also received a bonus. Our department has discussed it. Although the amount is not large, it should be given to you. You always need to buy big equipment, and you will definitely use it."

This is true.

Two days ago, Linghu had an MRI. was very happy.Another big monster wants to do a B-ultrasound, but he can no longer afford it, and is worrying about it.

Teacher Ge said cheerfully, "Gui Miao... Gui Miao, come here, don't you have something to talk to Dr. Zhong about?"

Gui Miao's round face appeared in the camera.

Gui Miao said to Zhong Yi: "Doctor Zhong, I don't know if you have seen today's parenting news, forget it, you definitely won't read it... Let me tell you directly, it was recently, at my child's grandma's house, SpringIn Mishi, many young children cry at night, from twelve o'clock to five o'clock in the morning. Parenting experts are studying it."

"Some people say it's flatulence, but I don't think it's like it. My family has had flatulence before. How could it be possible to pinch it and start crying at twelve o'clock? Still pinch it and finish crying at five o'clock?"

Zhong Yi let out a sigh: "Really, I have to look into this kind of problem." It must be a monster.

Gui Miao said lightly, "Isn't that right, you are a doctor!"

Zhong Yi: "That's the reason!"

Gui Miao tentatively asked again: "By the way, you are not in during the day, I called your office phone, it should be answered by the assistant kid. I listened to the voice, he seemed to play Chunmi City's "Wow Cry" for that crybaby.News video. Did you come home afterwards?"

Zhong Yi: "What? I'm still outside."

Gui Miao took a deep breath: "Go back and have a look, what if the child is suffocated by a whole mountain of sapphires?!"