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    There is a warehouse on the west side of Shanhai Pet Hospital.At this time, the wooden door of the warehouse was shaking, and there was a "crash, clatter" movement inside, and after a while, there was another "crash, clatter".

    Even on the street more than ten meters away, you can hear the sound of jewels and jade falling in the hospital, which makes people daydream.

    Zhong Yi saw Xiao Cui, the director of the street office, standing at the door, stepping on his feet and looking inside.

    "Sorry, there are kittens scratching around inside, maybe knocking over something." He explained.

    Xiao Cui wondered: "Pet medical equipment? Are there gemstones? Listen to the sound, it's exactly the same as the impact of emeralds."

    "The movement of the cat jade health care bed." Zhong Yi made up nonsense calmly.

    Walking quickly into the hospital, the door was locked with a "clang", and Zhong Yi twisted open the warehouse door. The deafening "crash" lasted for 30 seconds.

    Shi Tong held a tablet in his hand, playing the video of babies crying at night in Chunmi City, standing on the tallest box in the warehouse, looking at Zhong Yi with a bewildered expression as if he was in imminent disaster.

    In front of him was a pile of gemstones that resembled a pyramid structure.The bottom layer is covered with a large number of sapphires, like a dazzling lake.Further up, it is estimated that Mr. Pixiu cried a lot in a short period of time, the tears were faded and turned into a layer of translucent emerald.The pointed part of the pyramid is as warm and white as jade, and the ellipses are clear and clear, tempered by freezing crystals.

    Mr. Pixiu's four chubby lin feet poked the outside of the jade mountain bag, trembling with crying, out of breath.

    It groaned again, and this time, a pile of opals rose from the top.

    "Quick! Turn off the video!" Zhong Yi walked in quickly, and tripped over the slippery stones first, and knocked his face on the pyramid mountain, with a large red spot on his fair skin.

    It was only at this time that he realized the difficulty of Sao Qingniang: If Mr. Pixiu spits out money to give birth to babies at every turn, then the cave will indeed not be able to fit in. Maybe when you open your eyes, there will be jewels next to the pillow.!

    Zhong Yi dug Mr. Pixiu out of the pyramids, and stuffed a pacifier into its mouth.Rubbing the red marks on his face with one hand, he said, "Shi Tong, what are you doing? Aren't you afraid that I will deduct your performance?"

    Shi Tong was very serious: "Dean, I made it cry like this because I was afraid that my performance this month would not be enough. You spend too much money these days, it's like doing charity."

    "In the future, don't let customers cry about their performance! No matter how poor you are, don't let customers cry!" Zhong Yi ordered.

    He called Sao Qingniang again, but Sao Qingniang didn't care at all: "Cry, just cry, oh, it's so annoying. You still want to take him to Chunmi Market? Go, go, you are his savior.", I should help you with scientific research. I'm busy making brooms!

    The phone was tilted, and it was recorded that a group of people from the same clan surrounded Sao Qingniang, cheering her up: "Oh, oh, I saw the broom handle, let's work harder!"

    Zhong Yi gave some encouragement and hung up the phone.

    The night is as cool as water, and the jewels are bright.The dean took out a burlap bag and stuffed a lot of gems into it. In order to avoid scratches caused by friction, he filled it with some hay.It also stuffed in the bright bead that Kun spit out before.

    Yesterday, he asked Bai Ze about the monster matchmaker, but Mr. Bai ignored him.

    Mr. Bai should still be in a lingering sick bed, his physique is too bad, Zhong Yi thought.

    Although feel that the demon king doesn't lack anything, still want to send some gifts and ask Bi Xi Logistics to deliver them.

    A few hours later, the huge tortoise shell carried a sack of shiny beads and a pot of fragrant stewed old hen, and disappeared into the deserted streets of Qingping Town.

    Zhong Yi recalled the dream he had in Kun's stomach again, and the more he thought about it, the more ridiculous he felt.That dream was so realistic, but how could the tabby cat who saved me be Mr. Bai?It is impossible for Mr. Bai to be so cute and stick out his little tongue.Uh, Mr. Bai stuck out his little tongue?It's really creepy!It must be his own brain opening.

    He walked into the house, blindfolded Mr. Pixiu, put him in the cradle in the bedroom, and then silently clicked on the news video of the baby crying in Chunmi Market.

    Chunmi City is a second-tier city with a bustling population and a large population.The city is also characterized by a rich nightlife.

    But now, at night, there is not even a tramp picking up trash in this bustling street.Shopping malls and shops closed consciously, and street lights were turned off.This is to provide a pure black, pure and quiet sleeping environment for the children in the city who are suffering.

    If it was said that Chunmi City was established in the wilderness, some people would believe it.

    A desolate gust of wind blew across the street floor, lifting two or three pieces of paper that fell from nowhere.On each piece of paper, this poem was handwritten:

    Emperor of Heaven, Emperor of Earth.

    There is a night crying man in my family.

    Reciprocal gentleman read it again,

    Sleep till dawn.

    The gods in the house can see,

    The doll sleeps soundly every day.

    Whether it is a telephone pole, a wall on the side of the street, or a bus sign advertisement, there are sheets of paper pasted everywhere.Each one uses different handwriting to write the same poem.Some papers have been pasted for a long time, and they are yellow and brittle, while some papers are new and the ink on them has not dried up.

    Layers of poems from Ye Kui Lang cover every corner of the city like fish scales...

    The expert explained seriously: "We suspect that the city's water quality problems have caused problems with mothers' breast milk, which has led to the problem of children crying at night."

    Gui Miao's mother, that is, the grandma of the child Xiong Jing, had to turn off the TV with a "snap", and said depressedly: "It's just nonsense... Our child has been drinking milk powder recently!"

    the second day.

    "I'm back!" Gui Miao knocked on the door outside the house.Xiong Jing and her grandma opened the door, saw the child's mother outside, and welcomed them in pleasantly.

    Since her daughter became a climate hero, the neighbors and neighbors feel that she has face, thinking that the child must be busy in the future, but she did not expect to come back here.

    Gui Miao turned her body and introduced to others: "Mom, this is... my friend, Dr. Zhong, what he is holding is his pet, it's okay, he's pretty good."

    Xiong Jing and her grandma thought that this handsome young boy was inexplicable, and even hugged a strange thing, wrapped tightly in swaddling clothes.As soon as he heard that it was a doctor, a smile was written on his face immediately, and he quickly poured water for him: "It's good that Dr. Zhong is here. Right now, we are in a shortage of good doctors."

    Gui Miao looked at her carefully: "Oh, look at your eyes, they are almost like panda eyes!"

    Xiong Jing and her grandma: "Everyone in the city has panda eyes. Go out and have a look later."

    The grandma of the child said that in the past few days, from midnight to twelve o'clock, the whole city seems to have turned on an inexplicable switch: "Wow wow wow wow..." From all major communities, various residential buildings to various child care dormitories, There were cries one after another.Children have great lung capacity and strong sound penetration.There are children everywhere.They cried in such a breath, one after another, that the whole city couldn't sleep.

    Gui Miao's baby, Xiong Jing, joined the Night Crying Army on the third day after she came to her grandma's house, and she cried collectively for the first time.The child has been crying for a week since then, and the children in their family have the darkest eye circles.

    Zhong Yi glanced at it, and found that the little doll had already fallen asleep, and the area around her eyes was as black as if she had applied eyeshadow.

    "Where's my dad?" Gui Miao asked.

    Grandma Xiong Jing: "It's time to go to the park, the old men are all getting together to copy poems!"

    Gui Miao: "So elegant?"

    Grandma Xiong Jing: "What's the matter with Yaxing! We all copied the poems of Yekuiling together. I don't know where I heard the method. It is said that I copied 300 poems a day and posted them on the street. I did this for a month.The baby won't cry!"

    Just at this point, a loud scold came from the door: "Some children's grandpas are simply not worthy of being grandpas! They steal poems that they can't finish by themselves, and write their own children's names on them!"

    Gui Miao yelled, "Dad!"

    Only now did Grandpa Xiong Jing realize that her daughter was back, and that there were guests at home, so he suddenly changed his expression and became amiable again.

    Gui Miao asked what happened just now.

    Grandpa Xiong Jing got angry: "Today, we old men are writing Yelang poems. There is a child whose grandfather said his calligraphy is ugly and said he wants to learn our calligraphy. In fact, he stole several Yelang poems.Poetry! I said, why did I write less and less?! Later everyone found out, it was too late, and people had already added their own children’s names.”

    Gui Miao smiled awkwardly: "Although it's wrong for that person to steal, but is Yelang's poem useful? Where did you hear about this method?"

    Grandpa Xiong Jing: "I don't know where it came from, but the world is so evil now, I would rather believe it than believe it..."

    Grandpa Xiong Jing took a sip of water, and told Gui Miao and Zhong Yi, "I heard that the child won't sleep until the time comes, because the people in Chunmi City have offended a kind of god."So adults should write and post more poems like this, and ask the gods for forgiveness.Everyone also passed on the image of this god, with noses and eyes.

    "I heard that this god is a child, usually wearing a bellyband."

    As soon as the words fell, Zhong Yi looked at the room boy who was sitting on the sofa neatly taking meeting minutes, and the others couldn't see him.He thought to himself that this could also hit the shirt.

    Shi Tong was startled when he heard the words, opened his eyes wide, lowered his head and squeezed his red bellyband.

    Grandpa Baby: "By the way, he's still wearing a melon cap."

    The room boy scratched his melon cap.

    "With red cheeks."

    Shi Tong and Zhong Yi looked at each other, this doll has great firepower, and his face is as red as an apple every day.

    Grandpa Baby: "I also heard that the thumb is so big that it can't grow taller at all! He is jealous of all human children, so he wants to make them sleepless and let them grow taller! This bad god is called Shi, what the hell......"

    Zhong Yi: Uh...

    The room boy jumped up: "Who is framing me? I am so mad! Do I still have to worry about not growing taller? I am taking supplementary meals for growing taller every day! Monitor bone age on time!"Because of his rage, Guazi Mountain fell downhill.

    Zhong Yi grabbed the room boy and rubbed it in her arms.Maintaining the innocence of employees is his duty as the dean.

    He resolutely said, "Uncle Gui, you must have made a mistake. The god you are talking about would not do such a thing."

    Grandpa Baby glanced at Gui Miao: ... This doctor is so strange.

    Gui Miao: "Well, Dean Zhong is right, you believe him."

    Shi Tong was so wronged that his face wrinkled, but when he saw the dean defending himself so openly, he was so grateful that tears fell down and he made a whimpering sound.

    Bai Ze had just finished a video conference, and Yu Liang dragged in a big bag and a pressure cooker for him.

    Bai Ze:???

    Yu Liang wanted to laugh but didn't dare to, and said sullenly, "Just now someone called me outside the door to pick up the courier. When I opened the door, I couldn't see anyone at all. I looked down, good guy, it's Bi Xi! This thousand-year-oldOld man, with these things on your back."

    "Bi Xi, after all, is also a dragon's cub, a stele-carrying beast that can carry three mountains and five mountains on its back! Guess what it says?"

    How could Bai Ze know.

    It was also extremely rare for him to see his assistant smiling like this.

    Yu Liang: "It said this: I don't need to carry these three mountains and five mountains, and those steles are stuck on the ground, and they don't need my protection. I might as well give full play to my strengths and do something useful. Dr. Zhong suggestedI think it's good to be a monster streaming company."

    Yu Liang imitated it with dragging his throat, and imitated it vividly, and took out another slip: "This is a courier slip, you sign it, and I have to return it to Bi Xi."

    The sheet reads:

    Bi Xi logistics

    Single number BX000005

    Yu Liang: "Do you have anything to send?"

    Bai Ze was about to say no.

    Yu Liang was about to go out when Bai Ze suddenly remembered something, took out something from his pocket, wrapped it in a bag, and asked Bi Xi to send it to Zhong Yi.

    It's his fluff.While in Kun's belly, Zhong Yi fell asleep and the feathers on his neck disappeared.

    When people left, Bai Ze opened the high -pressure cooker with an old hen who sprayed incense.Open the sack and roll out all kinds of beautiful gems in one place.

    Attach a piece of paper.

    Mr. Bai:

    I wish you early recovery.

    A little gift, no respect.

    Your Most Faithful But Definitely The Worst: Food Zhong Yi

    It looks really loyal and attentive, so many gems are also very expensive.The monsters do not like glittering gems because they contain the aura of heaven and earth.

    Mr. Bai shook the sack, and another round crystal ball rolled out from the corner. He put the crystal ball on the table, and Zhong Yi's shadow appeared inside.

    Yu Liang came in again.After seeing the crystal ball, I was surprised: "Isn't this water essence? I haven't seen it for thousands of years. Generally speaking, the monsters only give it to the lovers or family, because it can be remote monitoringThe role. God, Dr. Zhong gave you this. "

    Bai Ze saw Zhong Yi standing on a dark and wide street, and he didn't know what city it was. There was no neon at night and no street lights.The young doctor held Jun Jun and looked down at the watch, and he didn't know that someone was watching him.

    The night wind blew Zhong Yi's forehead hair, his eyes were clean and wet, like some kind of ignorant little animal.

    Dr. Zhong gently courses.

    "Ten, nine, eight, seven ... 貅 貅 貅 貔貅, how do you feel now?"

    The Jun Jun in his arms murmured: "I'm so sleepy ... I might be about to fall asleep."

    "Five, four, three, two, one, zero ... 12 o'clock." Zhong Yi finished reading the second.

    "I'm so sad! Ah! I am desperate! My heart is going to break! I, I want to cry!" 貅 貅 貅 貅 貅 ““ “tightly wrinkled together.His wording has a step up at this time.

    A young woman rushed next to it, her eyes were fast, and a cloth pocket pocket on her ears hanging on her ears.

    Everyone has been accustomed to the tears of 貔貅.

    Zhong Yi: "So, other children will feel sad."

    His voice was puzzled.

    Yu Liang couldn't support it by Bai Ze: "Hahaha, I just entered the door to see a gem, and thought that Dr. Zhong had a huge sum of money to buy you, it turned out to be a tear!"

    Bai Ze glanced coldly.

    Staring at Yu Liang, scooped the chicken into the bowl, and ate a large mouth.

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