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    In the middle of the night, there was no light on the street without a little light.The huge crying sounds one after another, shrouded the city, and never stop, it is very weird.

    Mr. Pixiu wows the precious stones in Zhong Yi's arms.Zhong Yi almost couldn't hold it anymore.

    Gui Miao saw his unnaturalness, and said, "Dean Zhong, do you have any way to let the cubs stop crying? I only took a suitcase and followed this.Can't stop. "

    As soon as asked, she felt that there was no way.

    "Forget it, children in the city are crying, and we can't find the reason. What can you do?"

    Dean Zhong had long been prepared.He took out his mobile phone, put it in front of Jun Jun, and opened a video, "Congratulations to you, 貔貅 Jun, you are a father!"

    Jun Jun: "Woohoo (stuck) 咦 (paused) hahahaha!"

    Gui Miao didn't hear it clearly, and I was embarrassed to watch the video. I didn't know what was going on at all. I saw the crystal gemstone in the corner of the eye stopped instantly!

    Dean Zhong continued to point the channel: "What a cute little broom you see, the broom is healthy, the crying statement is bright, and the strength is strong. Good guy! Jump out of bed in one breath, sweep the two houses!"

    Jun Jun: "Hahahaha!"

    What a strong sadness, it is not as good as the happiness of the first thing the demon father.The two hoofs held the phone, and the happy laughter never disappeared from its throat.

    Gui Miao peeled the five bodies, and she watched the little animal switched from crying and crying instantly to haha laughing, from sadness to limit to the world's happiest.

    Bai Ze, who was eating the old hen, stopped the spoon.

    He saw the corners of Zhong Yi's lips curved slightly.The smile in the little boy's eyes couldn't stop gushing out, and his face was bright and moving under the illumination of the pile of gems.

    After looking at it for a few seconds, Bai Ze took out a piece of silk and covered the water essence and put it in the drawer.

    Yu Liang shook the book weirdly: "Why do you hide this baby?"

    "I don't have Kun's habit of spying on others," Bai Ze said. "Besides, Zhong Yi doesn't know what this thing is for. We are neither a couple nor a family."

    Yu Liang whispered: "Maybe I will wait for me, you take it out quietly again."

    Bai Ze: "You're brave recently."

    Yu Liang left the office and called his wife's book insect demon. He also boiled a pot of chicken soup. His wife was so angry that his wife asked him if he didn't know who her natural enemies were.

    Sleeping until the next day, the sun's buttocks, Jun Jun was still stupid from time to time, and watched the videos of small brooms and sweeping the floor countless times.

    Zhong Yi held it with his left hand, and led Shi Tong with his right hand. When he left the hotel, he happened to meet Gui Miao who came to pick him up.Gui Miao couldn't hide her excitement, saying that she followed her father to the park where the group copied poems early in the morning, and she finally understood where this idea came from.

    Probably because she is now a popular weather hero, she has solved the "Tianjie incident". As soon as the park is in the park, the old man and old lady will automatically make up.She asked so much, and inquired if it was effortless ...

    Chunmi City is the city of water village.The curved river stream flows around the old town in the east. In the southeast of the old town, there is a large pond. There is a small temple on the side of the pond. The incense is very good.

    There was a god who did not know what was called in the temple. The older generation was called her aunt Chunmi.

    When Zhong Yi and the others passed by, there were people inside and outside the temple, and large tables were set up outside.Compared with the group of people in the park, this group of people is more devout.Some people used red paper, some used sprinkled gold paper, and some even said that the best hero fountain pen should be placed in front of the statue of aunt to consecrate it.

    Gui Miao took Zhong Yi into the temple. The sculpture in front of her was a god wearing a purple clothes. She fluttered her sleeves and her eyes were very gentle.Gui Miao said with Zhiyi that people in Chunmi City liked to come to worship Chunmi.

    In Chunmi City, if any child loves to be sick and worships his aunt, he will be strong.

    For example, what is the low fever and not retreat? always get a cold when go to the kindergarten. do n’t want to drink water when go home ... Then just worship aunt, and the quasi -guarantee becomes one of the most fat cubs in the whole community.

    Gui Miao missed: "I always got up with acne when I was in junior high school, and secretly came over to worship my aunt. The skin became delicate and smooth, which was better than cosmetics. But my aunt's role can only be before 18 years old.Worship aunt, it's okay again. "

    The elders said that this time my aunt gave several believers a dream, saying that the baby crying at night was caused by house children, and that they were jealous that the children could still grow taller. Everyone wrote more Yelang poems and asked the evil god for forgiveness, and it would be fine.So smart, so smart.

    "Spiritual fart! You're full of lies, what a goddamn aunt." Shitong jumped directly onto the altar, sweeping a table of melons and fruits on the ground.

    Zhong Yi covered her face: "...there are all human beings here, can you calm down."

    There was too much commotion in the temple, especially for an old man who had sunflower seeds on his head.He stood up in a daze: "What's the matter? Is aunt angry?"

    It was only then that everyone realized that Zhong Yi was standing in the corner muttering, and began to condemn: "Is this a foreigner? He has a face, isn't he not devout enough, and made my aunt angry!"

    Unable to hide, Zhong Yi had to defend the staff:

    "You guys are mistaken. The one who makes all the children in the city cry is not the room boy at all."

    The crowd immediately became noisy.

    Gui Miao couldn't do the same thing, and grabbed Zhong Yi's sleeve in embarrassment: "Principal...everyone is a follower of my aunt."

    The old man with the melon seeds on his head just now walked towards him.

    Gui Miao whispered to Zhong Yi: "This old man's name is Chufeng. He is very famous in our Chunmi City. He is a master of traditional culture. Every year, the TV station invites him to play the spring cow-beating ceremony at the beginning of spring. Chunmi City repairs the subway, and experts also do it."To ask his opinion on Feng Shui, Line 8 deliberately bypassed the Gugu Temple, and I heard that it cost a lot of money.”

    Chufeng glanced at Zhong Yi: "Where did you come from, so decisive? Talking nonsense in front of my aunt!"

    More people followed and reprimanded: "You are really audacious, disrespecting the gods will be punished."

    "Hurry up and apologize to aunt, otherwise I don't know what bad luck will happen to me!"

    "Is this Gui Miao? Oh, such a famous and important person, why did he bring an unreliable person here?"

    Zhong Yi said helplessly:

    "It's true, you have wronged the room boy. He is a good boy. Whoever has him in his family will not only stop the baby from crying at night, but will also make a lot of money and be full of blessings."

    Chufeng laughed out loud, and said sarcastically: "Young man, it sounds like you know a lot about gods. What's the matter, do you know this room boy very well? Everyone knows that he is jealous and has a bad temper. Are youHave you entered a □□?"

    Everyone was chattering, spitting stars almost drowned Zhong Yi.

    A child's voice came.

    "Hey! You have to force me to show off my holiness!"

    Zhong Yi raised her head and saw that Shi Tong turned into a human-visible entity and sat in front of the aunt's statue.

    The little boy looked majestic and looked down at the crowd of human beings standing below:

    "Originally, I shouldn't show my holiness! But you guys are really bullying monsters too much."

    "I won't let children cry. I'm a northern demon, not a bad god."

    "Besides, I won't be jealous that other children can grow taller, because I can grow taller too. I, I have grown a full centimeter this month!"

    Chufeng and a large group of old comrades stared at the children on the table.

    The red bellyband, melon cap, red face... looked exactly like the bad god in the legend, everyone was stunned and fell to the ground.

    "Yaoshou, Shitong has manifested his holiness!"

    Shitong nodded, waved his little hand, and threw a lot of gems on the ground: "I'm a good monster, I'm so mad, these should be considered as a gift for you. Bad monsters won't give you these."

    "You see, I am atmospheric and cheerful, how can I be jealous?!"

    Zhong Yi pressed the temple very much: the scene was out of control ...

    Everyone dare not pick up.

    When I was young, someone dared to ask: "May I ask the room ... big demon, then why do our children cry?"

    The room child is a honest child, and he said, "I don't know either."

    Everyone: ...

    Shi Tong turned to look at the statue of this aunt: "Only this bad guy can tell us."

    This time, it was Zhong Yi who asked, "Who the hell is she?"

    The majesty of the room child shows a hint of embarrassing expression: "Dean Zhong, good question, I don't know!"

    Zhong Yi: ...

    Room Tong: "Maybe it's just like your human mobile phone on the beauty, the beautification of this sculpture is too thick. Maybe it's ugly!"

    "Hey, who made me carry me black pot? I didn't offend anyone."

    Most of them feels out of heaven, and the room child hides the French phase again.

    Humans see that there is nothing in the sky, and they look at each other: "What can I do next?"

    Gui Miao came over: "I have a suggestion. Anyway, the children are crying every day. It is useless to write so many nights of Lang Lang poems. Don't write it! Today, don't give up the aunt, and pack these all these foods.Let's go. Let's leave a piece and let her contact Mr. Zhong. "

    There is indeed no other way. Everyone sighed, climbed to the table, and put the brought melon seeds and fruit tribute to their pockets, and then divided the gems on the ground.

    At this time, Chufeng's attitude towards Zhong Yi had turned 180 degrees, and someone actually knew the gods.

    When this young man asked the fairy tales of the room, he was not humble, and he was not a mortal at first glance.

    His eyes did not dare to look directly at the young man, and asked humblely: "What did Mr. Zhong do? Which Taoist Museum? Which master of the master?"

    Zhong Yi: "Uh, they run a pet hospital."

    Chu Feng:?IntersectionIntersection

    "Pet Hospital?"

    Zhong Yi: "That's right, it's the kind that treats animals."

    Chu Feng: "What is the puppy kitten?"

    Zhong Yi: "Sometimes there are bigger ones."

    Zhong Yi is serious: "If you have relatives and friends near Imperial Capital in the north, and your pets are sick, you can recommend my hospital to them..."

    Zhong Yi also said, "Mr. Chu, can you tell everyone not to preach today? It really does not conceal it. If this is spread, there will be a chaos."

    Mr. Chu: "Hey, leave it to me. However, even if this outrageous thing, who believes it? I must doubt that we are all stunned!"

    Zhong Yi nodded, and was about to leave here. Before leaving, Mr. Chu heard him say into the air: "Shi Tong, you're too impulsive. I'm really going to deduct your performance this month."

    That night.

    11.45.

    A purple giant bird hovers in the air and looks up at the sky.

    Recently, movies often put movies on the clouds, with strict timetables.During the day, Mei Xixi's "Seeing Demon", at night, "Mom Loves me again".

    It likes children so much, and also blesses children in Chunmi City all year round, but it can not give birth to children.

    At twelve o'clock, "Mom Loves me again" began to play, and huge sadness shrouded it, making it unable to breathe.But it couldn't stop it, and felt that the movie was in his heart, and he couldn't get tired of it.This movie has been played repeatedly, and it will end until five o'clock.

    Its sadness is really fierce, affecting children in the city ...

    On this day, as before, he went to his aunt temple and prepared to take some tribute to make snacks.In this way, you can watch movies for a while, and eat fruit seeds, but when it flies in happily, he thinks he flew the temple wrongly.

    For hundreds of years, the tables that have been full of popularity have been placed, and there are nothing on it.

    I also left a note:

    Aunt, please come to the seven -day express hotel in Chunmi City 521 to find me. I do n’t have to dreamed. I can see me directly.

    ——Zhong Yi

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