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    Above the sky, clouds are falling and falling.

    Yu Liang flies very fast, but no matter how fast he flies, he can't catch up with the boss.What's more, the visibility of the night sky is not good today, and the clouds and fog are shrouded, and it is impossible to see clearly from ten meters away.He simply spun the pages of the book like an electric fan, but he was still a long way behind.

    "Don't worry, the boss is here," said a back-eyed man with a lamp next to her, her eyes grew on the back of her neck.

    "Furthermore, Qingping Town is located in the Gen hexagram position, and the aura is very strong, and Mr. Zhong's house is the place where the aura is the most vigorous..."

    Yu Liang was out of breath: "So?"

    Back-eyed people: "Mr. Zhong, smart people will be blessed with smartness."

    "Hey, step-sister, I'm afraid that Zhong Yi will be threatened with his life today. I have a few pages of books that are damp, and I still count on Dr. Zhong to give me cupping to dispel rheumatism."

    The two monsters accidentally plunged into a large dark cloud.The mist was so dense that the two demons could not stop coughing.After recovering, Houyanmin touched his neck: "I also want Dr. Zhong to check my eyes. I heard that he has seen several eye disease monsters. What a rare good doctor."

    "What kind of monster is Yazi? It's really annoying. This matter has nothing to do with Mr. Zhong. I also advise the boss to keep a low profile. Otherwise, his enemies will go to Dr. Zhong for trouble in the future, and it will be annoying."

    Yu Liang speeded up and rushed forward again.

    Qingping Town, the wasteland behind Shanhai Pet Hospital.

    The not-so-small gluttonous cub was lying on the ground, being spanked by his father piapia, its mother finally did not stop her this time, and was so angry that she kept shouting beside her.

    "Tell you to stop eating the building, how many times?! Do you know how much trouble this can cause to humans?"

    "The key is that the building hasn't been cleaned yet, so it's not dirty! Aren't you afraid of having diarrhea!"

    "Humans are doing a live TV broadcast. This time it's good, and they called the police! If you are a human, you are in a big situation now!"

    Taotie cried out and vomited, and a steel bar fell out.

    "Stop, stop, it's wrong to hit a child." Zhong Yi called the parents to stop.

    "It's okay if you don't fight? Last time I took him on a trip to the Egyptian pyramids! One didn't stop him, and he was almost eaten by someone! If we didn't beat him up, this pyramid would become a pyramid tower! Pyramids don't have thatJianjian, that soul is gone!" Taotie's father was really mad.He picked up the steel bar and beat the little Taotie.

    This demon flying and gluttonous jumping is really causing headaches.

    He went to tear the pair apart, and called the crocodile bird to come out and coax the cubs.The room boy was sucking a piece of cheese, and when he heard that she was coming out, he was a little worried, and jumped in front of Taotie, risking his life, and told it that eating a bird would definitely cause diarrhea.

    Zhong Yi is gratified.The relationship between the two demons has become much better without knowing it, and this has not yet been tested for paternity.

    I don't know if it's an auditory hallucination.

    He heard the noise in the clouds above, and wondered if there was a demon eating melons to watch the fun.

    There was a gust of wind, another burst of blood rain, Zhong Yi wiped the redness on his face, thinking that this is not like watching a show, but rather like monsters fighting.

    After a while, a few golden scales fell off.

    The crocodile bird flew away from Xiao Taotie's bloody mouth, almost getting a piece of its wing tip off.

    "Is your kindergarten teacher good at all?" Big Taotie asked the principal.

    Unexpectedly, the crocodile bird called him sharply: "Papa Gluttony!"

    Big Taotie: "Huh?"

    crocodile bird: "Eat the little glutton!"

    Big and small gluttonous:???

    crocodile bird: "This kid eats people and eats monsters at every turn, and he will make a big mistake in the future. You parents should let him experience the feeling of being eaten!"

    Even though his wife stopped him, the big glutton didn't care. He walked up to the child, opened his mouth wide, and swallowed the child.

    The crocodile bird gestured to Taotie's father, and the other party understood.Ten seconds later, the big Taotie spat out the little Taotie again. The child was so frightened that he sat on the ground and couldn't cry anymore.Zhong Yi thought to herself, this kindergarten teacher is also amazing, defeating magic with magic, she deserves to be the best demon in the world who can educate children.

    It's not over yet.

    Crocodile bird: "I'll give you a chance today, so I won't eat you. Next time, if I see you eating good people and monsters, I will really let your father eat you."

    The conversation changed: "Papa Taotie, do you have a key to your house?"

    Da Taotie didn't know what to do, so he handed over a key.Little Taotie stared blankly at the crocodile bird with his mouth open.

    The crocodile bird just threw the key into the sky.

    "From now on, the three of you in your family can only live in the kindergarten! Who told you to eat so many houses that can obviously live in people!"

    "Wow wow wow", the little Taotie was frightened again, realized how terrible it was, woke up and started crying.

    crocodile bird: "Do you still eat people?"

    Little Taotie: "Don't eat."

    crocodile bird: "Our dean is human, do you dare to eat the dean?"

    She pointed at Zhong Yi: "See, the dean is not a mortal, and he even wears the feathers of a demon king. What does this mean? Your mother is also a feathered person, so you should understand."

    Taotie's mother glanced at it, found some details that she hadn't noticed before, and said sternly: "Don't eat the dean, or I won't want you as a child... I can't clean up your mess."

    The little Taotie cried even louder, its mother had never said that it was not wanted before.

    The crocodile bird led it aside.

    "This is the "Measures and Regulations for Disposing of Crimes of Endangering Public Property and Safety" that I found, Xiao Taotie, go and copy it 200 times."

    The child found a street lamp sobbing, picked up a human pencil with a palm the size of a small bicycle, and went to copy the article with tears in his eyes.

    The crocodile bird stood in front of Taotie again.

    "Parents can teach their children by precept and example, and you must have eaten like this in front of your children."

    Taotie coughed a few times.His wife stared in surprise.

    "No, have you really eaten?"

    When they were dating, Taotie wanted to create an elegant persona in order to attract the attention of his wife, Phoenix.I often take my partner to a French restaurant and order delicately presented dishes with small portions.Until after he got married, he still ate small meals three times a day with his wife, and scolded those hungry ghosts with big appetites, saying they were not polite.

    actually……

    "After I finish eating with you every day, I still have to take my children to eat something...like the mountain bun in Istanbul that was found missing...I ate it in two for eight days, it was very strong.”

    Taotie's wife turned pale with shock, jumped up and beat her husband: "Divorce! Divorce must be done!"

    "Don't worry, there's no one on that hill. Also, the swamp that suddenly dried up in the Amazon was thought to be caused by a drought, but I actually sucked it up in ten days... It's delicious, more mellow than five-grain soy milk!"

    "Divorce! I won't live with you today! Why are you so dishonest!"

    Zhong Yi Fu forehead, this is what he didn't expect.He didn't understand what the relationship between monsters should be like. Pixiu and Sao Qingniang loved each other, but Taotie and his wife kept fighting.

    He looked at the crocodile bird, this monster is very good at dealing with children, but it has evolved too early to deal with the relationship between husband and wife.

    In the future, a monster psychology clinic needs to be launched, Zhong Yi thought to herself.

    Above the head, there was a sharp whistling sound suddenly, and even the clouds were torn apart by the shock.Zhong Yi was terrified, and before he could raise his eyes, the dazzling light pierced his eyelids, making him unable to open them.

    There was a loud bang in front of it, and the ground trembled.

    Everything was silent, and no one dared to speak.

    Half a minute later, the dazzling light faded away.Zhong Yi opened his eyes again.

    Mr. Bai Zebai stands on the ground in the posture of a fierce tiger.He slowly folded his huge pair of white wings, his huge eyes were filled with violent aura, staring at his claws.

    Under the claws is Yazi whose back is bloody and bloody.

    It turned out that they were fighting in the sky just now.

    Zhong Yi's eyes stopped on Bai Ze again, for some reason, Mr. Bai this time made him feel scared.It might be the sharp claws protruding in front of him for the first time, or it might be the blood at the corner of his mouth, or it might be the death-like violence emanating from him.

    In short, it was completely different from the Mr. Bai he knew before.

    The previous Mr. Bai, even if he picked his chin with a cane to ask questions in the interrogation room, he never frightened him as much as he does now.

    "Fuck..." Yazi cursed a curse word, and a group of his subordinates flew down one after another, standing aside.

    When he was young, Yu Liang also led a group of monsters to land behind Bai Ze.

    Yazi was as angry as a thread: "Bai Ze, look for yourself, aren't you protecting someone? Isn't this gluttonous? The half-eaten B-shaped building is still standing here! You say he has nothing to do with Zhong Yi? Isn't that true?possible."

    Bai Ze looked up at that D.

    "Zhong Yi, what's going on?" Yu Liang asked.

    Da Taotie quickly explained: "I'm sorry everyone, it's none of Principal Zhong's business. We just want to come and take the cubs to kindergarten."

    Yahehezi sneered and spat out a mouthful of blood.

    "At this time, there is no need to tell lies. The buildings that you Taotie have eaten recently are all the buildings under construction of our Yashi Group! But recently, I have only quarreled with this Dean Zhong.The dean is colluding?"

    The subordinate behind Jaizu raised his arms and shouted: "It's unbearable! Taotie! You are too bullying monsters! Bai Ze! You protect the bad guys!"

    Zhong Yi glanced at Bai Ze again, only to feel that the bloody smell in his eyes became stronger, and the claws under his hands became heavier.

    The bloody storm in the sky is not an illusion.Yazi came here to find trouble, but Mr. Bai has been protecting himself.

    "Ah? Are they all from the Ya's Group?" The Taotie who was copying homework over there was stunned and interrupted them suddenly.

    "Uncle Yazi, I, I, I didn't know that these belonged to the Ya's Group. I just think the building I chose smells very fragrant. Yes, there is a kind of brick that is very delicious, special, special, good, delicious! Other people's houseThe building doesn't work at all."

    After finishing speaking, the gluttonous cub ignored the strange gazes of other people, took away his homework, uttered a brick on the ground with a groan, and kicked it with his hoof: "Fortunately, there is one that has not been regurgitated, and it is this kind of brick."

    Yazi struggled desperately, Yu Liang whispered in Bai Ze's ear, and Mr. Bai let go of Yazi.

    The bloody and bloody Lord Jai Zi climbed up to the little brick.

    It was a gray building brick measuring 240x240x115cm, and it looked ordinary.

    Gluttonous Cub seriously told the adults about his delicacies: "This kind of bricks are much crispier than the ones from other people's buildings. They don't bother your teeth and are easy to digest! They taste exactly like chocolate."

    Yazi picked up the brick and threw it on the ground. It spat out a mouthful of blood and said, "This is an illegal low-density hollow brick! Who is in charge of the construction procurement project?"

    He yelled at his subordinates, and the sound shook the world: "Who got paid to buy this kind of rubbish brick?! Check it out for me!"

    "Thanks to the gluttonous people who ate it!! Even if you don't eat it, the building will collapse if it is built!"

    Another big mouthful of blood.Jun Yazi's internal wounds were mixed with angry blood.

    Zhong Yi held up the needle and walked over: "Calm down, Yazi, why are you so irritable all day long, do you want me to draw a tube of blood for you to see if there are any indicators that are abnormal? Hyperthyroidism? Heavy metal poisoning? Any of these may cause yourA temper tantrum."

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