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    Teacher Su is in his fifties this year, with a warm and kind smile.After coming out of Bai Ze's office, he exchanged greetings with Yu Liang, thanking them for sending a driver to pick him up and drop him off, and he happened to be able to pick up his grandson from kindergarten.

    Yu Liang entered Bai Ze's office.

    Many characters were drawn on the whiteboard, and Bai Ze pondered: "Ms. Su is an ordinary human being. On the day the welfare agency caught fire, she did meet strange people and guided her to do many things she would not have done before."

    Yu Liang: "Does she still remember what that person looked like?"

    Bai Ze: "This is rather strange, she said, she only remembered that there was a white feather hanging around the man's neck."

    "That can't be Zhong Yi," Yu Liang looked at him with complicated eyes, "Boss, why are you giving people Mao Mao everywhere?"

    Bai Ze asked without thinking: "How could it be my feather? Maybe I lead a certain trend."

    Yu Liang thought to himself that you are not Mei Xixi, who is really able to lead the trend of painting monsters with white tails. Up to now, white hair dye is still selling well, and the manufacturers are rushing to produce, and the monthly sales of 100,000+ are not enough to sell.

    Bai Ze coughed lightly, and asked again: "By the way, have you told Zhong Yi about the tickets?"

    Yu Liang couldn't help but bend his eyes.Thinking of the unbelievable look of the little boy, he can understand Mr. Bai's fun:

    "Well, he was very happy, and he said he would. He also said that he would stew an old hen for you later, and let Bi Xi send it over."

    Bai Ze paused, pretending to be nonchalant and said, "Who do you think he will give the other ticket to?"

    Yu Liang: "Do you need to think about it... This ticket is hard to come by. You have saved him several times. I think he will ask you."

    Bai Ze was in a moody mood, and looked at the phone screen, no one was calling him now.

    He didn't really want to participate in this forum.It's just that in the past few days, I always recall the way the kid wiped his fingers in a serious manner.And when he raised his head and solemnly said "not afraid", he was so obedient.

    "Oh my god! This ticket isn't fake, right?" Peng Xia held up the piece of paper, looked for the watermark against the sun, and remembered that it wasn't RMB, and turned on the screen excitedly.

    Zhong Yi smiled: "Mr. Bai, why did they give us fake tickets?"

    He thought that Mr. Bai Ze was so nice, he even thought that he would want this ticket, so he gave two tickets at once. Yu Liang repeatedly emphasized that "you must give it to your best friend".He is such a good monster.In the future, if someone says that Mr. Bai is fierce and violent, he will be the first to stand up and object.

    This year's International Pet Medicine Forum has invited the most famous pet medicine experts at home and abroad.The management has set up two floors, the upper floor is the discussion meeting of experts, and the lower floor is the latest cutting-edge pet medical equipment.Peng Xia and Zhong Yi showed their tickets, and someone led them into the seminar hall.

    Before the meeting even started, everyone had already gathered. Many of them were bigwigs in the circle who knew each other. They took advantage of this rare opportunity to exchange ideas.

    Zhong Yi and Peng Xia found their seats, which were the very front VIP seats.The two turned their heads and saw Mr. Pei, the author of the textbook "General Pet Diseases and Pet Psychology" they had learned before.This is a man in his fifties who is communicating with a handsome lady with short hair.

    The lady said: "Ms. Pei, I'm researching myopia in pets. I expect pets to suffer from poor eyesight just like humans."

    Mr. Pei smiled and said, "Hey, your research direction is too strange. Since ancient times, no one has tested the eyesight of pets, and there is no way to measure eyesight."

    The lady said: "There is no way to measure eyesight, but it doesn't mean they won't suffer from myopia. For a puppy I'm studying, the owner has to hang a bone in front of its nose and shake it more than ten times before it can see the food. ProbablyBorn with amblyopia and astigmatism."

    Mr. Pei couldn't hide his surprise: "This is an individual phenomenon, not a general phenomenon. I suggest changing the research direction, mainly because cats and dogs can't speak, and we can't test their eyesight? How can this be promoted?"

    "Sorry," Zhong Yi interrupted them, the two professors turned around and saw a young man with a handsome face.

    "I just happened to do research on this kind of problem. This lady is right. The probability of pets suffering from myopia is actually very high. Especially now, more and more house animals are housed with their owners, and they will naturally affect their eyesight.influences."

    Maybe it's too lively here, so a bunch of people gathered here.A man with thinning hair came over and pushed his glasses: "Is this little student still studying? Theoretical conjecture and reality are two different things. How could he go to the VIP seat to interrupt with the seniors. I agree with Mr. Pei's opinion, this kind of research is absolutelyMeaningless."

    "I'm sorry," Zhong Yi apologized again, "I have just graduated, but I do have a certain number of medical cases, and I have written some official account articles, which have relevant explanations and explanations for pet myopia."

    After finishing speaking, he opened the official account of Shanhai Pet Hospital, and cut out a ten-thousand-character essay, "Quick Look!""Guidelines for the Prevention and Treatment of Myopia in Animals and Medical Research", although the number of readings is only 300, it is just the number of owners of small animals in Qingping Town.

    There are so many things that happened in Qingping Town. Nowadays, the town people are particularly willing to do it. They have pulled pets for outdoor sports all day long. Jin Hua's "mother" can see the little sparrow on the top of the tree under the tree.Zhong Yi is also going to upgrade Qingping Town to a demonstration town to prevent close to the little monster.

    The short -haired lady only watched the five elements and started to be surprised.This young man not only studied snakes, fish, cats, and duck myopia, but even studied tiger and bird myopia, giving different animal vision standards and appearance reactions after close vision.How to maintain a recommendation method for vision health!

    For example, snake myopia, his research result is that the pet snake will be exposed to the sun at least two hours a day after birth, which can effectively reduce the pseudo -vision 1000 degrees within 500 degrees ...

    Although don't know how to do it, it looks very reliable!

    Until the meeting began, the short -haired lady sat on the stage and kept watching her mobile phone. After she paid attention to the public account, her eyes could not be opened at all.

    When her name was played on the screen, Peng Xia took a breath: "It turned out that she was the pet medicine genius."

    In his twenties, Zeng Mingliang worked as an assistant professor of pet medicine in Mori Lvteng, an internationally renowned university. Later, he made his way to the sky, and the research institute was invincible, and he published many books on pet medicine.Zhong Yi had read her book and always thought the author was a man.

    It was Zeng Liang's turn to speak, and the host called her several times, and she said: "My issue was" Pet Myopia ", but I found that in the guests, there were already young people who have studied this issue very well to achieve this issue very well.Thoroughly. There are talented people in Jiangshan. Welcome everyone to search for the public account, 'Shanhai Pet Hospital'. "

    "This public account is also particularly interesting. After you click on, the system will ask you whether you are human or animals, hahaha! If you order animals, the system will ask you a few questions.I know this is a kind of cold humor, but I admire this author very much. "

    "Come, now let's take a look at the dissertation written by this young man on the" Human Interface "," Regarding the Prevention and Medical Research on Animal Myopia ".Many old experts in the middle can't be compared. "

    Zhong Yi: ...

    Everyone searched the public account with a low head, and some people asked, "I want to know what ways the author uses to do research? Animals can not speak people. This has always been a major obstacle to pet medicine research."

    "I want to ask this author, where do you go to work?"

    The bodies of monsters are animals, and these reports made by Zhong Yi are all based on talking monsters.Just changed the dragon into a snake, the three-legged Qu Ru into a duck, and the Jin Hua cat demon into an ordinary cat.Everyday, when he receives a doctor, he does these veterinary medical researches by the way to benefit ordinary animals.

    Zhang Musen looked at the two -dimensional code of the public account played by Zeng Liang on the big screen, and suddenly sneered.

    Who knows how Zhong Yi managed to get into this forum, maybe he sneaked in and bluffed the experts.

    However, if others can be fooled, he will not be fooled.

    Zhong Yi hasn't answered yet. Zhang Musen stood up and was strange in the yin and yang in the conference hall: "Everyone, this Mr. Zhong happens to be my classmate, everyone should not be taken seriously about the content of this public account. You know, Mr. Zhong is not in a first -class pet hospital at all.Work, he opened a small clinic in a town. The town, how many diseases can he encounter? Don't treat literature as a medicine. "

    Zhong Yi was silent.

    A piece of uproar.Zeng Liang frowned, because the public account did not seem to be edited.Peng Xia whispered, and was about to stand up and refute, but everyone heard the host shouting "Quiet".

    Bai Ze is here.Suit leather, holding his arms.Laughing twice.The sense of pressure on him, which fell on Zhang Musen.

    No one here does not know him.

    But don't use Mr. Bai to speak.

    Yu Liang said: "Mr. Zhang, about Mr. Zhong's research, our Bai's Group happens to know very well. We are not convenient to disclose the specific research process, but the research results are accurate."

    "Mr. Bai, you, you don't understand pet medicine, you are an economist ..." Zhang Musen struggled to find a reason.

    Yu Liang: "We are the capital of this forum."

    Zhong Yi's eyes widened.But those two people were expressionless, as if they were saying something that couldn't be more ordinary.

    Yu Liang continued: "Mr. Zhang Musen is the one who is used to lying. Last month, during the hunger strike of Imperial Capital Keer Duck, Mr. Zhang was supposed to be in charge of the first case duck. In the end, he ran away and Mr. Zhong was thrown away."got work."

    "Not only that, he also spread the news to the entire Imperial Capital pet circle, saying that Mr. Zhong's problem caused a major medical error, which caused Mr. Zhong to be blocked by the entire Imperial Capital pet circle, so he had to go to work in the town. Later, alsoMr. Zhong completely solved the Ke Er duck crooked neck incident."

    The hall fell into a noise.

    The incident of Ke Er Duck in the imperial capital, because it was too bizarre and tortuous, everyone present in the circle had heard of it.

    "This person is really bad. Not only is he not good enough, why did he beat him back?"

    "It's disgusting, who invited him to the meeting? How could such a person come?"

    "Mr. Bai Ze, your work seems irrelevant. How did you know this Mr. Zhong?" Only Ms. Zeng Mingliang was gossiping with a smile.

    Zhong Yi thought to herself, it can't be said that she had a fight and turned into a big tiger, so she came to him for a bone-setting massage.

    "Coincidentally," Bai Ze looked at the little boy's embarrassed expression, and said, "A while ago, everyone discussed on Weibo that meteorology is the general trend in the future, and this Mr. Zhong said that pet medicine is. I forwarded itFollowed his Weibo."

    Everyone in veterinary medicine also knows about this incident, and it was still a hot search at the time.

    "Later, this Mr. Zhong deleted his Weibo." Everyone told Mr. Bai what happened next.

    "Hahahahaha!" Everyone laughed.It's unbelievable, the commercial value of Mr. Bai's Weibo is incomparable, how embarrassing it would be for someone to delete his retweet and leave the quote there.I didn't expect the Lord to be here.

    Zhong Yi asked Peng Xia in a low voice: "After I delete Weibo, won't Bai Ze's Weibo also be deleted?"

    Peng Xia buried her face between her knees, unable to look directly at her friend: "You did this? I don't even know, you can do it..."

    The seminar broke up, and the experts still got together to chat.Miss Manners distributed fruit and snacks to everyone, and Bai Ze chatted happily with several pet medicine experts, and dealt with it calmly, possibly discussing investment matters.Peng Xia stabbed Zhong Yi's arm: Zhang Musen hasn't left yet.

    Zhong Yi didn't bother to pay attention to this person anymore.

    Seeing that Bai Ze couldn't leave, he had no choice but to lower his hair and text on WeChat:

    "Boss, I'm so touched, it turns out that you investigated my departure from the imperial capital..."

    "Thank you so much, you are such a good demon."

    Bai Ze looked down at the phone and smiled.Put it away again.

    Suddenly Zhang Musen was talking loudly there, his voice was so loud that people looked sideways.

    Peng Xia: "What disgusting remarks is he making again? Why isn't he leaving?"

    The two walked nearby, and when they heard what he said, they froze.Zhang Musen said: "I admire Zhong Yi so much! I have admired him for a long time! I have admired him since I entered university!"

    Zhong Yi:???

    Zhang Musen: "I feel that I am inferior to him in everything! How can I mess around in the future! What an outstanding graduate, how can I be as good as him?"

    Zhong Yi:???

    "I don't think I look as good as him, and I don't have a heart like him. I'm really terrible!"

    Zhong Yi:???Why did he tell the truth!!

    Zhang Musen's expression was contorted, obviously he was resisting his rainbow fart.

    He made an expression that wanted to curse, but he said, "I think Bai Ze and Zhong Yi are really a good couple, a perfect match from heaven!"

    Seeing Zhong Yi's pupils shaking, Bai Ze came over: "It's okay, I mixed a piece of beast meat with his spicy rabbit meat, he talks nonsense all day long, let him have a good time this time... the last sentence, maybe he scolded us in his heart."

    Zhong Yi: "Can you let him stop talking, it will damage your reputation..."

    There is a wild animal in the southwest, which is delicious and looks like a rabbit, but after eating it, it will not tell the truth.

    Bai Ze added: "I can't stop now. However, the amount of meat is very small. By tonight, he won't talk anymore."

    Zhong Yi asked: "This thing sounds miraculous, Mr. Bai, can you also give me a piece of blackened animal meat, let me go home and test it to see if there is any neurotoxin."

    The doctor's hand was white and delicate, and Zhong Yi stretched it out. Mr. Bai looked at it for two seconds before putting a small piece of dark red flesh into the palm of his hand.

    Zhong Yi raised her eyes and gave Mr. Bai a pair of dimples from a smile.

    ...

    Zeng Mingliang came over at some point, her mascara-painted eyes flickered: "Mr. Bai, can I borrow a word from your good match?"

    "Hey, just ordinary friends," Zhong Yi didn't want to be misunderstood.

    "It's okay, it's okay, everyone knows that person is talking nonsense." Zeng Mingliang understood very well.

    Zhong Yi and Zeng Mingliang walked aside and sat down in a place where no one was around.

    Zeng Mingliang was embarrassed: "Mr. Zhong, my wife works in IT. I'm sorry, I accidentally cracked the 'animal option' of your official account just now."

    Zhong Yi: ... "What did you see?"

    Zeng Mingliang: "The writing is really good! I saw that one of the effective ways for big monsters to restrain overeating is to find other joys in life, such as joining Mei Xixi's good monsters and good deeds team."

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