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    When the discussion was just over, Teacher Pei reminded Zeng Mingliang that the official account she praised only had an average of 300 views per article. Don’t take children’s things too seriously. Bai Ze is indeed an outsider.Be cautious in your words and actions, and use judgment.

    But once Zeng Mingliang successfully entered the animal interface, she found that the reading volume of each article here has reached 5000+, and the comments are full.

    Dear Qingyuan: I refer to Dr. Zhong’s myopia prevention guideline, go outdoors and eat carrots every day, and I have never suffered from pseudomyopia again.When I fly to the east of the town, I can clearly see every leaf on the old tree in the west of our town.

    Jin Hua is a big evil meow: I am the client "Jin" in this article "Practice Massage for Kittens and Confinement". It must be said that Dr. Zhong's technique is first-rate, regular massage strengthens the body and spleen, and I quickly recovered my essence.

    Linghu: Regarding cervical spine health care, Dr. Zhong is very right. Monsters with heavy heads should not bow their heads all day long, but exercise from time to time and shake their heads.PS, really don't believe in what you say.

    Zeng Mingliang thought it was performance art at first.However, the IPs can be seen in the comments on WeChat now. These IPs are all over the mountains, south and sea, and they are sent at different times, and they all seem to be spoken by real users.Zeng Mingliang felt as if he had a heart attack. While Zhong Yi was still there, he couldn't wait to come over to find the author.

    Zhong Yi put his hand on his forehead: "Mr. Zeng, can you tell me how to crack it?"

    Zeng Mingliang's eyes sparkled: "Hey, when I was in the meeting just now, I pushed your official account to my lover. After three to five minutes, he opened the animal interface and said it was super funny. I asked him to log inI got my WeChat account and activated my animal interface."

    Zeng Mingliang stretched out his index finger to his lips, and said in a low voice: "Don't worry, the two of us will definitely not tell others. I especially want to ask you now, if these articles of yours are buried on the official account, it will be overkill. YouDo you plan to publish in international journals? I can help. Of course, only articles on the human interface will be published.”

    Zhong Yi looked at her with a complicated expression: "Uh, Teacher Zeng, I think you need to worry more about your lover. Because our system... If it is not a monster, it will not be cracked at all, even if it is a top IT expert..Maybe your lover doesn’t even know that you are a monster, or you will soon become a monster.”

    Dean Zhong understands Shitong's system.If you open the animal interface on the official account, you have to answer 100 questions correctly, and these 100 questions are randomly selected from the 10,000 question bank, and it is absolutely impossible to find the answer from the Internet.Among the 100 questions, 50 are to find the difference. Normal humans see two black pictures, but monsters can see two different monster B-ultrasound sheets.

    Zeng Mingliang's eyes widened: "What!? A monster?!"

    Zhong Yi: "You calm down..."

    Zeng Mingliang: "Is there any mistake? My husband is very good. The annual physical examination in the hospital is very normal, and all organs are very standard."

    Zhong Yi: "To be honest, I have a friend who suddenly learned about peacocks last month."

    Zeng Mingliang: "My in-laws have always raised my husband as a human being."

    Zhong Yi: "This is also very normal, many monsters treat their cubs as human beings."

    Zeng Mingliang: "Then I hope he is a very powerful monster, the kind that can make a lot of money, what is it called? Pixiu?"

    Zhong Yi: "Excuse me, I know Pixiu, this spot has already been taken."

    However, Zhong Yi was very happy, he did not expect Zeng Mingliang's mentality to change so quickly, he really is a cool expert.

    Zeng Mingliang calmed down for a while, and then returned to the topic: "I'll ask when I get home. I see that your hospital has a lot of equipment, and I will let him go for a physical examination when the time comes. However, your academic question is more important, becauseThis is related to the development of veterinary medicine all over the world, so you must think about it carefully." After adding Zhong Yi's WeChat account, she left the venue non-stop, and was going home with her lover to find her in-laws.

    When Zhong Yi stood up, he found that Mr. Bai left without knowing when.Peng Xia had already gone to the first floor to see the pet medical equipment exhibition.

    He went to meet Peng Xia and liked everything he saw.He asked Peng Xia to design a similar one for each type of equipment, twenty times the size, and made of stronger materials. The money is easy to say, anyway, Mr. Pixiu has not been discharged from the hospital yet.Peng Xia cried while taking pictures and taking notes.

    In the evening, the videos from the veterinary medical forum were spread all over the world.

    Veterinary medicine was originally a niche circle, but because of the many reversals and bizarre trends of the events that happened that day, people made small jokes and quickly got out of the circle.

    @动医王先生: This is the first time Zeng Mingliang has shown her face in public... She has always been called a "pet medicine ghost".Doctors, whether they are engaged in literature or medicine, have a bright future.

    @Imperial Capital Biomedical Pharmaceuticals: Our research and development team collectively watched the official account of "Shanhai Pet Hospital", and they all felt that the articles were very reasonable?!?!Especially the article about the prevention of mantis arthritis said that more green plants should be added to the tank, our old professor is right!This number is too ridiculous, but you must watch it.

    @医学结果是爱情: Am I the only one who notices that Dr. Zhong looks particularly good-looking?It goes especially well with Bai Ze.Gentle Doctor X Ruthless Overbearing Boss...

    @医学结果是爱情: Mr. Bai Ze also said that Dr. Zhong deleted his Weibo before?Hahaha laughing to death, come check in @ZoeZhog

    Naturally, Zhong Yi's official account, which originally had only 300 human subscriptions, has poured in more human beings.The reading volume of human interface articles reached 100,000+.

    Zhong Yi's college classmates also exploded.

    Classmate A: [Zeng Mingliang praised Zhong Yi... Bai Ze sincerely invited Zhong Yi... Damn...]

    Classmate B: [Who told me that going back to my hometown to start a business has no future, I just want to go back to my hometown!】

    Classmate C: [Wake up, Zhong Yi has a future in starting a business in a mud pit.】

    Classmate D: [I watched the video about 200 times.@Zhang Musen, what on earth are you thinking?Blatantly tearing down an old classmate?Pull Zhong Yi out of the circle of the imperial capital?What are you going to do in the future?This is my biggest doubt.】

    Zhang Musen was so angry that after the pet medicine forum ended, whenever he wanted to swear, all he would say would be you are awesome, thank you, I was wrong.Now someone called him in the WeChat group, he thought typing should be no problem.

    He started typing: "Zhong Yi, a shameless person, must have had an affair with Bai Ze, disgusting."

    As a result, after sending it out, it becomes:

    Zhang Musen: [Bai Ze was right to help, I am a shameless person.】

    A large row of students sent in unison with question marks...

    At this moment, Zhang Musen's cell phone rang, an unfamiliar number, after connecting, it was the personnel of Pet Hospital.

    The little girl from HR said: "Zhang Musen, our HR team thinks that you may seriously affect the reputation of our hospital after researching and assessing you. Here we have decided to fire you. I hope you will stop using your words when you speak on social media in the future.The hospital staff claim to be self-identified. You can go through the formalities directly tomorrow."

    Zhang Musen really wanted to say: "Can you wait any longer? There is a problem here." But he was afraid that his mouth would say the opposite.

    He exhausted all his strength and choked out every single word: "Okay, that's great, that's the decision."

    The personnel were surprised at how he answered so briskly: "... oh yes." He quickly hung up the phone.

    Zhang Musen was so angry that he dropped his phone to the ground.

    Zhong Yi picked up his phone, and he installed Weibo again.

    On the list of popular microblogs, the one after "bizarre floods in many villages in the Northeast" is the matter of his attendance at the forum today.But he's not interested in his own affairs.

    He clicked on the bizarre floods in many villages in the northeast, and saw the following expert reports.

    The floods started last week.

    It hasn't rained or fogged recently, and the air is dry and humid. It's just that some of the tributaries of the river are overflowing strangely, and the villages near the river are in trouble.

    It's unlucky, but it's not that unlucky, the river just overflows to the ankle level, and every household needs to raise the electrical appliances and furniture on the first floor.

    The children are the happiest. They like to go out barefoot to play in the water, catch fish and shrimp, and every corner of the whole village is full of laughter.

    Another lucky thing is that the flooding of the river has not affected the farmland so far, and has not caused too much economic loss.

    Recently, the changes in this flood have become even more bizarre.

    Every day between 8:00 am and 11:30 am, the river will start to recede from the village, and between 11:00 am and 2:00 pm, the river will start filling again.From 2:00 p.m. to 18:00 p.m., the river began to fill again...

    The card points are too accurate, so no one knows what's going on.

    Zhong Yi flipped through the pictures, and unexpectedly found that there were shadows of kindergarten children and crocodile birds in one of the pictures.He called the crocodile bird.

    crocodile bird: "Oh, oh, the flood of the river is caused by the crocodile bird, and there is more than one crocodile bird."

    Changyou and Jufu are both apes and are distantly related.But Jufu just likes throwing things, it won't hurt anyone, it will only make him suffer from frozen shoulder.Long right is more troublesome. Wherever you go, it is easy to bring floods.

    Zhong Yi remembered that Bai Ze had said before that he was going to catch Chang You, but he didn't catch him.It turned out that several had passed by.

    Crocodile bird said with a smile: "Isn't it autumn now? There are many delicious wild fruits in the Northeast, and a group of Changyou came here. Our kindergarten students organized a public welfare persuasion activity, let them not make trouble, and persuade them one by one..”

    "We got up at 8 o'clock and started to organize persuasion activities, and the leader would start to restrain himself. By 11:30, we should have dinner and take a nap. The leader has no one to discipline him, so he started to act recklessly again... It's hard.Persuasion, but the children are happy, so we will stay in the Northeast first."

    Zhong Yi hummed: "Then be careful not to let the cubs step on the water, it is easy to catch a cold in autumn. It is easy for human beings to catch a cold and ask for leave in kindergartens."

    Crocodile bird patted his chest: "Don't worry."

    Putting down the phone, Zhong Yi studied the meat of the black beast.

    Sure enough, there was a dose of neurotoxin in it.Some neurotoxins can cause specific hallucinations. For example, if you eat half-baked green mushrooms, you may see many villains.If you eat the meat of this false beast, you will tell lies.

    He even wanted to taste it, because it was so interesting, but he was afraid of saying something strange.If you throw it away, it will be troublesome if someone picks it up and eats it.After much deliberation, he still put the piece of meat in the freezer of the refrigerator.

    "Shi Tong, do me a favor." Zhong Yi called Shi Tong over.

    Room boy: "What's wrong, leader?"

    "Help me stew some meat, Mr. Bai Ze helped me so much today, I promise to stew an old hen for him," Zhong Yi said, "After the stew is finished, send it over immediately with Bi Xi Logistics."

    "Okay, okay," the child jumped open the refrigerator door, just in time to see a piece of unfrozen meat inside, which smells delicious, stew it with chicken, add some old mushrooms, it must be freshWhen the tiger tooth fell off, Bai Ze ate it and said it was good.

    On the other side, on the outskirts of the imperial capital, in a villa surrounded by bamboo forests.

    The bosses of each department are doing project reports at the beginning of the month in an orderly manner.Among them, the tributaries of many rivers in the Northeast flooded, resulting in the phenomenon of mussel gas. It is foreseeable that more monsters will visit the Northeast in the future.

    "It's over." Huang Pizijing, the leader of the Northeast Regional Department, murmured softly.

    Mr. Bai Ze had a headache. If he had known earlier, he would try his best to catch that long right. There are more and more long right now. Their security department alone can't catch them all.

    Yu Liang: "Leader, don't you still eat?"

    Bai Ze replied lightly: "Don't eat it now, someone just sent me a WeChat message saying that they stewed an old hen." After finishing speaking, he looked out the dark window.

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