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    Bi Xi swayed his back, shaking very comfortably.

    The setting sun made their shadows red, jumping over grasshoppers in the grass by the side of the road, watching the giant walk by in amazement.

    Zhong Yi sent a WeChat message to Sao Qingniang, took out a bag of dried mushrooms from the package, and watched the live broadcast while eating.On a piece of shell at his feet, there was also a super-large thermos cup, which was filled with water by Mr. Bai and asked him to drink on the road.

    He felt that Mr. Bai was so kind to him, let him sleep in his own tiger's den, took care of him to take medicine, treated him to a delicious meal, and introduced him in front of the company, saying that he was the founder of the Shanhai Meteorological System.When he was about to leave, the people from Baize's company stuffed him with a lot of snacks and invited him to come to play next time, saying that Bai Ze almost never invited humans here, and Zhong Yi was flattered.

    Strangely, Yu Liang quietly asked him if he had been very hard these few days.

    What are you working hard for?Zhong Yi really doesn't understand Assistant Yu's logic, what's so hard for Meimei to sleep.

    He also asked Yu Liang what brand of Mr. Bai's quilt he wanted to buy, or he asked the Xiayuan factory if he wanted to buy the quilt himself and sell it on an OEM basis.

    Yu Liang smiled and said you should ask yourself.

    Zhong Yi is even more inexplicable.

    Another package of dried mushrooms was unpacked, and the person in the live broadcast room just happened to let out an "aww", which startled him a lot, and a small mushroom fell out of the package.

    This anchor is a spiritual guy.He wears a peaked cap, has a small face, and speaks passionately.

    Zhong Yi didn't watch live broadcasts before, but just searched for information about him. This person has 3 million fans, and it is through live broadcasts that he becomes famous, one by one.Sometimes he not only brings goods, but also complains about others like he complained about Shanhai Pet Hospital just now. This style allows him to receive more fans.

    At this time, he was bringing fish balls, and he described them as very delicious.Zhong Yi has sharp eyes, and found that he also had it in his snack bag, so he took it out and ate it.

    As soon as he took a bite, he came out with a "peh peh", what is this, pure starch taste, dry in the mouth.The spirited guy wailed and said it was all fish.Zhong Yi thought, isn't this a liar?

    The little broom also said behind his back that it was very unpalatable. Her mother bought it for her before, saying it was a healthy food supplement!

    The spirited guy finished bringing the fish meat balls, and it was time to pull the weeds again, and once again complained about the Shanhai Pet Hospital online mall.

    Zhong Yi is all ears.

    His exaggerated voice made the phone buzz.

    "'Dogs Learn to Sing Ode to Joy Teaching Video', oops, I almost laughed out loud, no one really thinks they can sing just by watching a dog video?! I also bought one, and I saw a dogStanding in front of the camera for 20 minutes, he didn't bark."

    "Oh my God, my jaw dropped! 'Audio for coaxing pets', 'Minors are also effective', this is really an IQ tax, I bought this audio, and I heard a woman whisper: 'Bao, hurry upGo to sleep.'”

    There are a lot of people leaving messages in the barrage, and they are all "hahaha" with the spirited guy.Zhong Yi frowned, he put down the dried mushrooms, and typed in a message.

    ZOEzhong: [No, these things are useful, and only after they have been tested by a large number of consumers can they dare to put them on the mall.】

    ZOEzhong: [If you haven't tried it on a dog or a small animal, don't complain.】

    He was not very familiar with the internet, so he thought it was a private chat, but he didn't expect these two sentences to be typed directly on the public screen, but there was no way to withdraw them.

    The spirit boy saw it and laughed loudly, making Bi Xi's shell buzz.

    "Who is it? It's such an ugly smile, it's affecting my driving." Bi Xi said.

    "Sorry, I'll keep my voice down." Zhong Yi adjusted the phone.

    The spirited guy shouted at the top of his voice: "My God, who is this Z, O, E, Zhong? I remember that the owner of Shanhai Pet Hospital is named Zhong. Is this the dean himself?! Everyone, take a look.", the deity is here, hello!"

    He said solemnly again: "Dean, don't rely on me! I even bought your Pixiu gold-absorbing gemstones, so I can be sure that it is a scam! It cost 200,000 yuan! I bought 20 pieces! Isn't it because of me this month?The sales performance has not increased but decreased, so you are complaining about your mall products?!"

    The following is new

    "Hahaha" and "Damage Anchor".

    Zhong Yi sighed.At this time, WeChat reminded him that Sao Qingniang sent a new message.

    It turned out that she sent out the little broom on purpose.Sao Qingniang said a lot of reasons, including photos and texts, occupying a whole screen.

    Zhong Yi understood what was going on.

    Log in to the live room.

    Zoezhong: [If you think there is a problem with the product, you can apply for sale online, and the mall has a strong after -sales service system.All employees and family members of the company are spare no effort to improve the products and their follow -up services..

    Zoezhong: [You may not have a good product introduction.Please do a self -inspection with the product introduction. Indeed, you can apply for a after -sales service system..

    After the anchor read these two sentences on the screen, he flipped through Byakugan and said:

    "No need to take a strong word, you are fraudulent consumers, I will definitely complain to you. Finally, it is recommended that Dean Zhong be a pet doctor. Do not study this speculative and crooked and evil things.People take your online mall, and no one will find you to see your pet, and you will lose your employees who have always trusted you. "

    Zoezhong: 【…】

    Zoezhong: [I emphasize the product introduction again: "貔貅 sucking gemstones, only applicable to the normal means to get rich. If the buyer uses abnormal means, it will have the opposite result."]

    The anchor jumped: "Old iron, have you seen such an arrogant seller? He still wants to make rumors! Do you say, this wave of complaints or not complaints?"

    Zhong Yi sighed, why didn't he listen to persuasion.

    It's almost home, exit the live room, smell the chicken soup, and there is a strong fragrance of Chinese herbal herbal medicine.In this illness, Shi Tong was misunderstood that he was about to die. He took the hundred -year -old Ganoderma lucidum and stewed with the chicken.

    Bi Xi agreed, saying that even if a thousand-year-old monster has a broken arm or leg, it can be mended in this way.

    "Welcome the dean to return to return!" Mao Dihuang bowed in the sunset, and each petal was soft and beautiful, raised behind him, and blowing the horn in the sky.The fox on the roof raised her double claws, and each of the two claws had a small wild flower, shaking.

    Xiaofeng was as usual, ready to rush into Zhong Yi's arms like a bullet.But when it jumped halfway, its nose wrinkled violently, as if it smelled something strange, it made an emergency turn in the air, and slammed into the front desk.

    "Do I smell that bad..." Zhong Yi wondered.He obviously took a bath at Bai Ze's house, and even changed into clean clothes.He wanted to hug Xiaofeng again, but the cat ran away rubbing its nosebleed.

    "Dean!" The room stood up one after the other, a man and a woman, and Zhong Yi stepped forward.Teacher Zeng Mingliang shook Zhong Yi's hand, and she introduced: "Dean, this is my lover, and he also participated in the research and development of the 'Shanhai Meteorological' system. It was really urgent to deal with the Northeast flood.At that time, I was so anxious that I was afraid that it would affect your work, but fortunately, he barely finished it."

    How can it be regarded as barely completed?Zhong Yi quickly asked Fei Li to sit down, made him a pot of water, and threw two pieces of wild ginseng into it.

    Mr. Fei said that he is an executive of the technology department of an Internet company of Imperial Capital.

    Zhong Yi was in admiration. He knew this Internet company and it was very well-known. If he was to be an executive, he must have graduated from a prestigious school. He started as Guan Peisheng and has many years of experience in leading teams in the industry.

    Fei Li nodded and said that was basically the case.

    He studied in the computer at the university. After graduating, he was caught up with the establishment of the Internet company and made a senior management from grass -roots programmers all the way. He regularly reported to the CEO. There were about 1,000 employees in the department.

    Zhong Yi listened with his chin in his hands, envious.

    He also said that he had operated and maintained the company's core network system, from the retail mall system, customer's network wallet system, financial insurance service system, the company's employee ERP system and internal network training system, a brick brickOne tile structure has a company's network world.

    During the operation and maintenance, as long as he has the network part of his hand, he has never been poisoned once.

    Miracle.

    Zhong Yi: "It's amazing!"

    Fei Li said faintly: "It's not great... I just realized now that everything is nothing but emptiness."

    Zeng Liang raised his hand and covered his mouth.

    Zhong Yi: ...

    Fei Li said: "I just found out that I'm a monster...I'm not human...Eat my flesh and I'm immune to all kinds of poisons, no wonder the network I've handled can't be poisoned..."

    Zhong Yi remembered, Zeng Liang let her husband cracked his public account and confirmed that he was a monster.

    "What monster are you?"

    Fei Li said in a low voice, "Ear mouse." After that, he moved his tail and turned into a little mouse with a rabbit head, barking a few times, just like a puppy.

    Just turning into a monster, it is not easy to control or invisible to humans.

    Zeng Liang couldn't see anything, but just watched the void in front of him: "I have been married for ten years, I know that my husband is so great, and he does not invade."

    "By the way, the monster employees I invisible in your company, the monster employee of the Tong Tong, also gave my husband a mouse medical examination, saying that he was a very healthy mouse."

    "It's great, this Internet company has an excellent talent like you, and it will definitely flourish." Zhong Yi admired it from the lungs.

    But Fei Li was not happy at all.He turned himself into a human again, and said solemnly:

    "Hey, but knowing all this is the reason for my constitution, I lost interest in that job, and I have seen through the red dust."

    Zhong Yi: ...

    Fei Li: "And my wife always wants to cut my meat for research."

    "For medicine! Can't I cut acne?" Zeng Liang whispered.

    Zhong Yi: ...

    Fei Li: "Just now I introduced so much about myself, and I have absolutely no conceited thoughts. I just want to ask you, can I come to work here? I really like the working atmosphere here.It helps me think about my own value as a monster."

    "By the way, after helping you to improve the mountain and sea meteorological system, I also feel the sense of value and belonging that I have never had."

    Zeng Liang hurriedly attached to peace: "Yes, my husband is very suitable for you to go to work here. I also want to come to research and study the problem of dental care of various pets. Although I can't see the monster, my husband can explain to me from time to time.. Hiring two employees, can you buy one get one and one dean? "Dean Zhong?"

    Zhong Yi looked at his small dilapidated yard, feeling a little worried, these two great gods, one is better than the other.

    He said, "I might not have a million annual salary ... I am a small place."

    "Hey," Fei Li said, "Do you think we are short of money? What we lack is not money."

    "By the way, can I write on the contract, don't use employees' meat for scientific research?"

    "Of course. Haha!" Zhong Yi couldn't help laughing, "By the way, Sister Zeng, if you really want to do research, you may not have to use the meat of Mr. Fei ... Use saliva and hair."

    Fei Li covered her hair: "Oh, we programmers love hair loss."

    Zeng Liang: "Who is rare in your Mediterranean? I just ask my mother -in -law to ask for a few hair express ..."

    Zhong Yi smiled and went to make a contract for them.Before participating in the Veterinary Medicine Forum, he never imagined that he would turn one of the guests and her husband into his employees.

    By the night.

    Zhong Yi was lying on the side of the window and saw that the moon was round again. August 15th was coming.He has no relatives, and he didn't understand the meaning of the Mid -Autumn Festival before.Now he feels a little bit understanding.

    He clicked on the online shopping mall where Fei Li used to work, and placed an order for Mid-Autumn Festival mooncakes for the employees, and a box for Mr. Bai and Peng Xia.

    Good friends have to maintain relationships with each other.

    He bought a box of bird food for Peng Xia, because he recently helped himself to produce a large machine, it was really hard.

    In this way, I feel that I am not able to hold Mr. Bai. I should buy something that tigers like.But he couldn't think of what to buy.Click on, he will enter the live broadcast of the spiritual guy again

    In between, he is now TOP1 with the goods list.

    Unexpectedly, the spirit guy was talking about his own mall again.

    He said:

    "We must unite to resist consumers with fraudulent consumers! They do not say that it is useful to suck gold gemstone, then I must confirm that it is useless!"

    "I contacted the consumer rights protection department.

    "At present, I have united more than 100 friends in the industry to buy their golden gems. If everyone has not increased its wealth after a month, or even decreases, the Shanhai Pet Hospital will be fraudulent!"

    The popularity of the spiritual guy is good. More than 100 consumers who searched with him are mostly well -known Internet celebrities, local tyrant bosses or real estate elites.

    Zhong Yi excitedly opened the backstage of his mall, oh yo, that's amazing, it's worth a million dollars.

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