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    "Come, take a look, as of today, I have received a total of ..."

    "73 feedback, all said that the cricket sucking gem is garbage! 10,000 yuan of large garbage!"

    The spirit guy shook a stack of sub -use report and danced in front of the camera.Each piece of paper was printed, and he patted his ass with a report.

    In the past two days, he received feedback every day, and fans of the live broadcast room squatted and waited for him to say.Most of these vomiting come from his net red friends.Tucao is vivid and interesting. He reads love, and has successfully created the phenomenon of net red linkage.

    Shanhai Pet Hospital is vacation today.

    The room child cast a screen on the wall. Everyone watched the live broadcast of the spiritual guy together, and there were a lot of plates of peanut melon seeds and moon cake pieces in front of them.

    Spiritual guy: "Oh oh, please enjoy the trial report of my best friend 'Chamomile Hand Cream". "

    The guy picked up his throat: "This hospital really has an excuse, saying what 'I have not obtained illegal income, and the effect is used. I am so good, I will pray for the world peace before going to bed every day! But I lost yesterday yesterday. I lost yesterday.A wallet! "

    Zeng Liang peeled his wife: "Dean, what's the matter with chamomile?"

    Zhong Yi flipped through the phone to check the records: "She made fake and inferior cosmetics, which caused many users to have bags on their faces, and they were stubborn, telling fans that they were detoxifying. The broom group said it because they worked overtime yesterday."

    Zeng Liang: "Well, self -made cosmetics, isn't that three without products?"

    Zhong Yi: "That's right!"

    The spirit guy said again:

    "Fan Fan, my old iron juice vomit: 'After buying the gem home, I will provide it with Guan Gong! Tonight I go out and walk the dog and lose it!It has been more than ten years! I swear that I have never done any bad things. Dean Zhong, I dare not early when studying, love! '"

    Fei Li smiled: "This person even wrote your name, what's wrong with him?"

    Zhong Yi flipped through his phone: "Operating an underground se|qing club."

    Zeng Liang: "He is embarrassed to say that he hasn't loved early!"

    "Hahahaha", the live broadcast room is playing barrage at the spiritual guy.

    The whole hospital of Shanhai Pet Hospital is also "hahahaha". Haha is that these people say so nonsense.

    Because of the influence of the Internet celebrity linkage, the spirit guy got the high traffic he had never got before, and rose to the first place in the live broadcast of the live broadcast room.

    He announced another explosion message:

    Because he has collected a large number of complaints, he is going to contact the Consumer Association online.

    According to the online announcement of the new activities of the Shanhai Pet Hospital, if the golden gem is useless, then each person will be compensated by 30,000. There are 73 friends on his side to initiate a claim, which can get a total of 2.13 million!

    He said he had contacted all friends.These 2.13 million yuan will be sent to all fans of the live broadcast room!

    Numerous netizens heard that there were such a large reward, and they poured into the live room. The server almost did not dive.

    Fan A: [Wow, look forward to it, this time I will benefit us as a mountain pet hospital!.

    Fan B: [2.13 million, cool, I have never added such a big draw!IntersectionIntersection.

    Fan C: [Still our spiritual guy is capable!IntersectionIs my meal tonight?Intersection.

    Fei Li couldn't sit still with a smile: "I've never seen such a funny thing, coming to work here is really the best decision in my life."

    His daughter -in -law asked, "What's wrong?"

    Zeng Mingliang couldn't see it. In the spiritual boy's room, there stood a small broom with its hips akimbo, looking at the host with a jealous expression.

    Little Broom: "Everyone in the world ~ watching the live broadcast ~ little monsters, this anchor has sold a lot of counterfeit and counterfeit products!"

    "All monsters~ look here~ paying taxes according to the law~ is the duty of citizens, this anchor is suspected of tax evasion~ the tax bureau inspectors are coming!"

    "He still wants to use my dad's tears to make money, ah, bah!!! He doesn't know~ there will be a broom in this world~ this

    A monster of justice, integrity, and hatred of evil?!"

    After all, it also raised the broom head and waved it in the sky. Fei Li explained to Zeng Mingliang that this should mean that the wealth was swept away.

    The moment the spirited boy dialed the number of the Consumers Association, the server in the live broadcast room was fully powered, supporting the huge traffic, and the barrage was so blurred that even the spirited boy's mother couldn't see his son's face clearly.

    At this moment, the room where the young man was was broken into!

    The staff member in blue looked upright: "Mr. Jia, aren't you just about to call the Consumers Association? No need to call, we have received a report that you are suspected of bringing in fake and shoddy seafood, and the evidence is solid. WeLet's talk about this first."

    Three men in dark brown uniforms held up their ID cards: "Inspection Brigade of the Tax Bureau, you are suspected of tax evasion, please accept the investigation!"

    The boy had never seen such a big battle before, so scared that he dropped his phone to the ground and raised his hands: "...If you have something to say, I will definitely cooperate with law enforcement."

    All fans: ?!?!

    The live broadcast room was turned off, and the screen was black.

    The fans didn't expect this magical turning point at all, but everyone in Shanhai Pet Hospital guessed it.Everyone raised the Coke spray cups and said that the small broom is so small that it will punish evil and promote good.Mr. Pixiu has a radiant face, proudly saying that he is very good at giving birth.

    Last night, the child did not know how much evidence was searched, dozens of pages of miscellaneous, and with the help of Sao Qingniang, he sent it to the relevant department.

    Shi Tong excitedly ticked off the name of the spirited guy from the long list, and then quickly cut to the live broadcast room of Chamomile Hand Cream... There is a lot of fun today, and there is no need to watch the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala.

    By the afternoon, a total of three Internet celebrity live broadcast rooms had been seized, all of which were the anchors that the spiritual guy had cueed on the show today.

    The public opinion circle was in an uproar.

    These three anchors are all "national anchors". How many well-known brands cooperate with them?How many live broadcast rooms have stared at them?

    Who would have thought that they would have such black hearts behind their backs!

    Selling fakes, selling homemade fakes, tax evasion, operating illegal clubs?!

    Their illegal profit income is money that many people can't earn in their entire lives!

    Especially the spirited guy. He has always been known as a grassroots anchor person. Everyone thinks that he never sells fakes and does business seriously. He is a five-good citizen. didn't expect this car to turn over so fast, and it was just when he was about to reportWhen others sell counterfeit and shoddy products...

    The whole country mourned.

    No one could see the brooms all over the sky flocking to the eastern suburbs of the imperial capital.

    "Come on!"

    A group of brooms rushed towards the stacked mooncake gift boxes, and each broom received a box of mooncakes.Yu Liang nodded slightly.

    "Come on!" Every broom yelled again, leaving from here, rushing to the north and south of the river, with a well-thought-out arrogance.

    They run to all the rich people who have bought Pixiu to attract gold and gemstones, but complained that they are useless.

    They run to these people who earn their income illegally.

    They run towards a cleaner world.

    A group of Haechi followed behind them.

    As the legal counsel team sent by Mr. Bai, Xiezhi and the brooms worked closely together to provide them with legal help and support, and to synchronize all the results to Mr. Bai Ze.

    It is well organized, without any omission, and it is a rehearsal for a larger purge movement that will shock the whole country.

    At that time, those who accept and offer bribes, those who fabricate counterfeit goods, those who steal chickens and dogs... will all be punished under the joint efforts of Broom and Xiezhi.

    Until a Xiezhi came over in person and asked Zhong Yi to confirm the addresses and names of all consumers.

    Only then did he realize that Mr. Bai was silently helping.Bai Ze didn't close his eyes all night.

    "It's really hard work for you, Mr. Bai."

    The other side replied: "It's okay, I should have checked these people carefully."

    As an economist, Mr. Bai is supposed to maintain normal market order.

    A few minutes later, ZOEzhong posted a new Weibo:

    Again, all customers who buy Pixiu Gold Absorbing Stones must carefully read the product instructions.

    If the self-test finds a problem.

    Surrender yourself now!

    Surrender yourself now!

    Surrender yourself now!

    There is not much time left for you!

    Finally someone realized that Shanhai Pet Hospital might not be joking.

    But how did this hospital do it?It's just located in a small town, and the dean is only from the veterinary medicine circle. How could he know that so many big bosses have problems?

    When question marks were flying all over the Internet, another small video went viral.

    It's a chorus of puppies singing an ode to joy.

    The dog owner said that he runs a dog cafe.One day, when he had nothing to do, he bought a "dog singing teaching video" from Shanhai Pet Hospital for 1,000 yuan.The advertisement is so tempting, and there is a note below that says "invalid refund".

    At first, he did feel cheated.

    Open the video and all you see is a dog sitting in front of the camera, motionless for 20 minutes.

    He sighed and left to cook, but unfortunately left his phone in the kennel.After eating and taking a nap, he went back to look for his mobile phone, and found that dozens of dogs were obediently sitting by the mobile phone watching videos, and each dog barked in a low voice.

    The dog owner asked suspiciously: "What have you learned?"

    The group of dogs got together and sang a complete Beethoven "Ode to Joy"...

    The voices of each dog are high and low, harmonious and moving, it is a perfect bark chorus.

    dog's owner:……

    dog's owner:!!!!

    The most surprising thing is that after singing, the dogs rolled together and put on a heart -shaped shape!

    The dog owner trembled and said to the camera: "I don't care if you believe it, I am completely convinced anyway."

    Next, he presented a video of all puppy chorus than the heart. The neatness and professionalism of the dog choir are almost perfect than humans.No one can't be intoxicated in such a beautiful dog singing voice.

    The comments below were fried:

    "No, right ... the products of the Shanhai Pet Hospital will not be true ..."

    "Do I want to buy a dog teaching video ..."

    One of the popular comments quickly praised 5K.

    "I have to say that the product of the Shanhai Pet Hospital is true! My cat is always crying in the middle of the night, and I was curious about buying the" Audio Audio ", my cat was sleeping for the second.It ’s time to sleep! It’ s so bad that this audio is better than sleeping pills. I suggest that there are babies at home to buy! ”

    Everyone introduced the conclusion:

    Most of the products of Shanhai Pet Hospital are useful.

    "Do you say, is that 貔貅 sucking gold stone, is it really a criminal test?"

    "The spirit guy announced that there are so many stories that are useless, let's wait to see how the remaining 73 people are."

    "It's not just the 73 people. Someone counted yesterday. A total of 1709 people said it was useless. At that time, the blogger was still down, saying that it was expected that the Shanhai Pet Hospital would compensate 51.27 million."

    "Laughing to death, 1709 have problems, so many people are arrested."

    As the sales volume of the online mall of Shanhai Pet Hospital has increased, a blogger boldly issued the argument:

    "If you are a rich person, you must buy a mountain and sea pet hospital to suck gold gems. If you don't buy it, you dare not, your economic income must have a problem! If you buy it, this cricket suction gem will suck gold for you! ""

    "In short, let's wait and see who dare not buy it !!"

    There are countless rich people trembling in the country ...

    "I can't cry at all at all." Jun Jun watched the video of his little broom glowing Wu Yangwei with a smile, and told the dean.

    "It doesn't matter, you have cried 50,000 pieces, enough for us to sell." The dean touched the mane on his head pity.

    At this time, Jun Jun has returned to normal size.

    His voice was strong and powerful, with a solid four hoofs, and he was more powerful than before he suffered a thunderbolt.Shanhai Pet Hospital

    Children in the kindergarten in the backyard gathered together and looked at Jun Jun with the eyes of the senior.

    During the last few days when the senior stayed in the hospital, crocodile bird took the cubs to the south to clean up the apple snails. They stomped on the apple snails like minesweeping.

    The relevant articles were posted on the newspaper, "All Fushouluo disappeared in the three nights of Fushouluo, and returned to the clean water of the south of the motherland."Monsters can see.

    Dean Zhong took a photo of this article into his mobile phone, sent it to Torch Dragon, and played it repeatedly on the clouds in the sky.

    Jun Jun watched the video with his head and wished the children grow up like him quickly.

    Crocodile bird led everyone to sing "Farewell at the Changting Pavilion".

    In the beautiful singing, Mr. Pixiu picked up the gifts from the kids and left with his wife Sao Qingniang.His back gradually drifted away, and finally merged with the night.

    The moonlight was bright, all the cubs stood on the roof together, shouting at the distance: "May you return after you return!"

    When everyone was busy sending off Mr. Pixiu, crocodile bird sneaked into Shanhai Pet Hospital and saw Xiaoshitong packing gems with his arms swung.

    The child saw her, and suddenly stopped, and ran over and rushed into her arms.

    The crocodile bird hugged a soft ball, feeling surprised: "Hey, why are you so close to me now?"

    The small room raised her face, and the white tender face was wet: "I thought you wouldn't come back at the Mid -Autumn Festival. The moon in the sky was so round, but you are not there."

    "Okay, okay," crocodile bird patted the room boy on the back, "Of course I want to come back to see my good cub, you are my mother's favorite good cub."

    Xiaoshiya raised his face in shock.

    As early as when Crocodile Bird and the others went to the Northeast to deal with the Changyou crisis, Dean Zhong had already received the paternity test report of these two monsters. The above results showed that there was a 99.9% possibility of parent-child blood relationship between the two test samples.

    At that time, he only sent the report to the crocodile bird and asked her to consider whether she should tell the room boy.

    The crocodile bird didn't fall asleep for several days, was surprised and nervous, and didn't dare to tell the child, for fear that the child still didn't want to admit it.After much deliberation, simply continued to apply and made a big mistake, taking the kindergarten kids to the south to poke apple snails.

    At this time, the crocodile bird hugged the small room boy, and shed tears of relief when he saw that the child was crying.She stuffed a lollipop into the child's mouth, remembering the days when she searched for him all over the world.

    At that time, the sky seemed to be incomplete, and the moon's reappearance would be like a piece of people, and every minute and every second were stubborn.

    But after so long, she finally hugged her child.Shi Tong's melon hat was stunned on her: "Mom, I want to eat big buns."

    Suddenly, smoke rose from the Shanhai Pet Hospital.The crocodile bird's kitchen knife rang DuangDuang, she chopped beef stuffing, made pork stuffing, put some flying fish stuffing in a few baskets, and steamed all kinds of vegetarian stuffing.

    Fei Li greeted the big bird politely, thinking that she would also make Manchu steamed stuffed bun mats, which is really amazing.When he and Zeng Mingliang have a baby in the future, they must be handed over to the crocodile bird.

    Zhong Yi leaned on the door and looked at it a little envy.He has no parents, and he cannot realize his father's love.

    Fortunately, he has so many good friends now.He never thought that there would be so many good friends.

    Snatching a bun stuffed with nuts from Fei Li, Zhong Yi returned to his office, opened his treasured wooden box while biting.There were two feathers in it, one was kept by him since he was a child, and was given to him by the tabby cat on the day of the fire, and the other was picked up by Xiaofeng with him during the earthquake.

    He took off the feathers on his neck and looked at the three hair at light.They are all white, soft and clean.

    For a while, he had a strange feeling, these feathers looked like.Especially he stayed to the big one since he was a child, because he had been yellow for too long, and it seemed to be pushed off from Mr. Bai.

    He felt that the idea was too ridiculous, and he couldn't help taking a picture of Mr. Bai.

    "Sir, you can recognize

    Who is this feather?"

    Maybe the other party was too busy, about half an hour before returning to WeChat.

    Bai Ze said, "What did you do? Make me so yellow ..."

    Zhong Yi: "Hahaha, it's not your fur. It's been with me for too long, so it turned so yellow. You think it looks like it too, right? But it's not."

    Bai Ze: "It's really my hair. It's too yellow."

    Zhong Yi didn't refute anymore, even if he was perfect, he would make mistakes.He planned to take a time in the future, holding three feathers to ask Mr. Bai in person.

    On the night, the Manhan Baozi seat was placed on the table, and a round moon was hung in the sky.

    The crocodile bird hugged the room boy, Fei Li and Zeng Mingliang sat side by side, Xiaofeng sat on a cat seat, and everyone ate buns lively.

    Zhong Yi received a call from an unknown number.

    "Hello, are you Zhong Yi?" asked the other side.

    He felt that the voice was really familiar, as if he had been used to it for many years, and he had never heard it for many years.The voice is gentle and kind, soaked in the soft night breeze.

    "I'm Zhong Yi, who are you?" Zhong Yi asked late.

    "I'm Teacher Su from your welfare agency. We haven't been in touch for many years. I asked someone to inquire, and then I got your phone number. I want to ask you about Pixiu gemstones."

    Zhong Yi was shocked, and the severe jump of the heart was like a drum, and he could hardly hear what the opposite was talking about.

    "Hello? Hello? Are you still Zhong Yi?" Teacher Su asked with a smile.

    Zhong Yi felt that everything was so illusory and unreal, he thought in disbelief: Teacher Su is still alive.

    "I'm here……"

    Teacher Su: "I want to tell you about the matter, that is, the cricket sucking gem of your mountain and sea pet hospital ... What if a particularly kind person uses it? I want to send him one.Can the gems allow him to enter the gold daily, and quickly reverse the loss of assets. Do you help him find the object smoothly by the way? "

    Due to processing too much information, Zhong Yi's brain froze for a while, and three words came out: "Good guy..."

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