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    "Another corrupt official has fallen!"

    The sound of clinking glasses came from the courtyard of Shanhai Pet Hospital.

    The new sack is a county magistrate, the small county under his jurisdiction is a poor county, and children need to climb the cableway and cross the big river if they want to study.

    Over the years, many well-wishers have donated money to the county, but most of the money is missing.

    Recently, he said to a friend on WeChat: "Someone gave me a Pixiu gold-absorbing stone, but my luck suddenly became bad, and I would hit a wall when I walked." This WeChat chat record was forwarded in various groups.Out of sensitivity to this kind of matter, the relevant departments launched an investigation, only to find out that the county resident lived in a big villa, owned a luxury car, used an entire warehouse to store cash, and used Coke to clean the toilet.

    The internet has memory.All the people who had accidentally complained about the problems with gemstones before were collected and made into a list, a total of 1907, and a countdown was launched on the Internet to see when these more than a thousand people would turn themselves in.

    As of ten o'clock in the evening, pictures of 50 people's illegal income evidence were posted on the Internet by a microblog called "Pixiu Chacha".

    A few lines follow:

    The others quickly surrendered!

    Surrender yourself now!

    Surrender yourself now!

    There is not much time left for you!

    It is exactly the same as the sentence pattern that ZOEzhong likes to use.

    This is what really caused an internet sensation!

    Everyone has never seen so many evidences of illegal income in one breath, and all of them are thrilling and eye-opening.

    Next, an unprecedented and highly efficient rectification campaign will be launched all over the country!In one day, nearly 40 tax evaders, counterfeit and shoddy producers, 40 bribe takers and 10 big corrupt officials were dropped!The remaining 1,857 people can no longer turn a blind eye and say they are innocent.

    Remediation announcements are released continuously, pouring down on various media platforms like a waterfall.People all over the country were dumbfounded.

    "Do you have a lot of money? Then I'll give you a Pixiu gem to see if you will be checked by 'Pixiu Chacha'."

    This sentence became a hot meme on the Internet.

    The pinned message on the Weibo of "Pixiu Chacha" is: People are doing it, Pixiu is watching, your broom will punish you.

    ZOEzhong said that he didn't know who was running the account of "Pixiu Chacha". He only made sure that there were no problems with his products. For confidentiality reasons, he could not disclose the metaphysical settings of Pixiu's gold-absorbing gems.A professor at a geology university bought a gemstone for research. He only said that the content and structure are ordinary sapphires, but it contains some salt water, which is similar to tears.

    Other experts said that there is no possibility of water in sapphire, and this professor must have made a mistake.

    Under such circumstances, the Bureau of Religious Affairs, the Inspection Team of the Taxation Bureau, the Consumer Protection Association, and the official anti-corruption microblog all paid attention to the microblogs of Pixiu Chacha, Shanhai Pet Hospital and its director ZOEzong.They all forwarded the pinned post of "Your broom will punish you" one after another, accompanied by the emoji package of "Hands folded".

    As of 11 o'clock in the middle of the night, according to the inventory of netizens, about 900 people in the problem list have voluntarily deleted or canceled their social media accounts.

    Except for the employees of Shanhai Pet Hospital and their friends, no one knows that as soon as these bad guys take the step of surrendering, a broom will pull out a mobile phone and cross a check mark on the intranet list of the Bai Group.

    The moonlight shone brightly on the mountain road.The men who repaired the moon chiseled out jade shavings, which fell down like golden rain.

    The mountains and forests are filled with fresh air, and the chirping insects in the grass play their violins.The nightmare beast stepped on the night dew on its toes, and jumped from the top of the mountain to the world with a parachute.

    Zhong Yi lay on Bi Xi's back, climbed over the mountain, swaying.Teacher Su lives in Baoshi, dozens of kilometers away from the mountain.

    Originally, she said that she could clarify the matter over the phone, but Zhong Yi still wanted to see his teacher Su in person.After hanging up the phone, he was stunned for ten minutes. When he touched his face, he realized that it was wet.

    Bring two Pixiu gemstones, stew an old hen with thousand-year-old wild ginseng, Zhong Yi called Bi Xi to set off.

    Mr. Su unexpectedly

    still alive.

    He still remembered the last time he saw Teacher Su.At that time, he was about to go to elementary school. Teacher Su touched the heads of the children one by one on the hospital bed. When it was Zhong Yi's turn, Teacher Su whispered:

    "I'm sorry, I didn't let you keep that tabby cat. If you like small animals so much, you should study hard and become a pet doctor."

    Zhong Yi is too young and doesn't have much concept of life and death. She only knows that she can no longer quietly give sugar to a teacher she likes very much.

    It wasn't until he grew up, graduated from elementary school, middle school, and university, and occasionally recalled the days in the welfare agency, that he realized that he couldn't remember the appearance of this old man.

    Why did he survive?Zhong Yi really can't connect what happened in Kun's stomach with reality, if this is the case, it would be too absurd.

    Under the bright moonlight, Zhong Yi gently rubbed the scar at the base of her index finger with her hands.There is still a thin white hair circled there now, covering the "scar ring".

    Zhong Yi just arrived in Baoshi when it was almost dawn. Teacher Su was waiting for him downstairs, and said with a smile that he had bought some steamed stuffed buns, and his wife was cooking millet porridge.

    Zhong Yi followed Teacher Su into the house, and a man wearing an apron came out to say hello. It was Teacher Xiao Zhang from the next class who had a crush on Teacher Su before...

    Zhong Yi deeply remembers that when Teacher Su passed away, Teacher Xiao Zhang cried the most. He even took a month off at that time.Whenever Zhong Yi passed by his dormitory, he could hear the cry of "Susu Susu Hey Hey".

    They were actually together.

    Zhong Yi couldn't help the soreness in her eyes again, but she still held back and asked: "Mr. Su, when did you marry Mr. Zhang?"

    "You child, why don't you remember anything?" Teacher Su said, "When you were in elementary school, we got married, and you asked me for a lot of wedding candies. Later, Teacher Zhang and I stopped working in the welfare agency., Gradually lost contact with everyone. There were no mobile phones at that time, and people often said goodbye, but they could no longer be contacted.”

    Although Zhong Yi didn't have the slightest impression of the wedding candy, but he took the wedding photo of Mr. Su and Mr. Zhang, as if he had really participated in it.

    After a long time, Zhong Yi asked with trembling voice: "Mr. Su, do you still remember the day when our welfare agency was on fire?"

    Teacher Su: "Of course I remember. I remember everything that day very clearly. What's wrong?"

    Zhong Yi: "That day, was there a young man who reminded you to go to the hospital for a physical examination... Also, to confess to Teacher Xiao Zhang?"

    Teacher Su was surprised: "How do you know?"

    Zhong Yi: "When you were talking, a classmate next to me heard it and told me later."

    Teacher Zhang came out with millet porridge: "That's your teacher Su and my great benefactor. Because of this benefactor, your teacher Su discovered a brain tumor early, and the hospital said that he had never seen such an early stage.Let Teacher Su confess to me, hahaha, that's why we can be together."

    "It's just a pity that I didn't have a mobile phone at that time," he sighed again, "Your Teacher Su became so pregnant that you were so stupid that you completely forgot about this benefactor."

    Teacher Su took two sips of millet porridge: "But having said that, the first time I saw Zhong Yi today, I suddenly felt that they were a bit alike. They are both about the same height, and they are very handsome."

    Teacher Zhang: "Hey, who do you think looks like whom? Why don't you say that Zhong Yi is him?"

    Teacher Su smiled and said, "That's right, that man still has a white feather hanging around his neck."

    Teacher Zhang: "Hey Zhong Yi, what is stuffed in your neck, pull it out and show it to Teacher Su, is it a white hair?"

    Teacher Su gave him a slap in the arm: "What are you doing, you don't want to be so sarcastic. Zhong Yi, don't take it out."

    Zhong Yi resisted the urge to have a sore nose, and picked up a bun: "I really can't take it out. It's a small Buddha that was consecrated in a temple. They said that I can't show it to others, otherwise it will be demagnetized."

    He turned and said: "By the way, teacher, I brought two gold-absorbing gemstones, one for you and one for the kind person you mentioned. Good people like you should be rich and live a better life."

    "although

    However, I don't know what happened to that particularly kind person, but as long as he has always insisted on walking the right path and doing things, under the blessing of the magic power of the gemstone, it will definitely become more and more smooth."

    When it comes to this, Mr. Su couldn't help saying a few more words.

    "This man is really nice. Since the fire in our welfare agency, he has been donating money to our hospital for more than ten years and has supported countless children.

    This is something Zhong Yi doesn't know.He always thought that everyone's school expenses were made up of donations from many people.

    Teacher Su also said: "Almost all of the good funds after the fire were donated by that person. By the way, this person also bought several houses in the early years, saying that it was free to provide orphan for college students for free.. However, he won't let people say it. By the way, I remember that Qingping Town is his hometown, and there should be such a house. "

    She lamented: "Most of these things, most of the old dean who died, knew that after changing the new dean, the person would not be very clear."

    Zhong Yi: ...

    His heartbeat accelerated, his chest rose, but he couldn't speak.He deeply realized that he would not hear this secret if he had not rescued Teacher Su in the time back to his time back.

    He has always thought that being able to rent the old house of Shahai Pet Hospital is the benefit of the University Student Entrepreneurship Committee.

    Teacher Su: "I have seen him recently, how good entrepreneurs like him have been lonely now, not even an object. I want to introduce him.Don't look at your own surface, in fact, it is more than two million in debt. No one knows outside, and he thinks he is a rich man. "

    Teacher Zhang interrupted: "That person lives in the eastern suburbs of Imperial Capital, and there is a bamboo forest under the villa. How can such a rich person be in debt? Let me tell you, he is just perfunctory for you. Teacher Su, when did you get pregnant?"OK?"

    When Zhong Yi came out of Teacher Su's house, he brought two large boxes of egg yolk crisps and a bag of salted duck eggs, a specialty of Douzibao.The two teachers said that Zhong Yi is very promising now, and hope he will come to play more often in the future.Their grandson is already in kindergarten, and they don't know when Zhong Yi will have a child of his own.

    Zhong Yi said with a smile that he also opened a kindergarten now.

    Walking downstairs, just as she was about to take a bus, she saw Bi Xi coming from a distance, bent down, and asked Dean Zhong to get on her back.

    "I didn't call back logistics, I forgot to call." Zhong Yi said.

    "Someone called for you." Bi Xi said under him.

    Zhong Yi thought that his employees were really sensible and thoughtful.

    "It's a good dean. When I went out, my eyes were red, and my eyes were even redder on the way back. When I came, I lay on my shell, and when I went back, I lay on my shell. Oh, yo, I feelMy shell is wet." Bi Xi turned on the phone and sent the message "Confirm the current item status" to the other party.

    Bai Ze wanted to call Bi Xi's logistics in the morning, but the logistics system prompted "the courier is delivering the goods." After asking a few more questions, he realized that he was delivering to Zhong Yi.

    He knew that he forgot to call the return trip, just placed the order for him, and called one.

    After receiving the "current item status news", Bai Ze didn't know what happened. He called Zhong Yi a few calls, and he did not answer it.

    In the afternoon, Bai Ze received a SF Express with a sapphire in it.

    It was sent by Mr. Su:

    "Mr. Bai, last time you came to you, you said that you have more than two million liabilities. I feel like you are as kind, upright, and do your life -like love.My puppet sucking gold stones, I heard that it is specially used, I will ask him to send you one. I wish you a lot of money! "

    Bai Ze picked up the sapphire, walked to the beside the tiger's nest, compared with a bag of bright crystals on the pillow, it was indeed a genuine tears.Although he didn't know what Zhong Yi said to Teacher Su, Teacher Su must say a nonsense about his debt.

    He sat down, sent WeChat to Dean Zhong, and murmured:

    What's so crying, I have no liabilities.

    "Hey, you are more than no liabilities," Yu Liang reminded. "You have hundreds of buildings in the most prosperous sections around the world, and there are four islands.

    a satellite.Du Jie almost burned down a welfare agency, so he can donate to others vigorously."

    "If you change a lie, it won't make people feel so distressed, and it will make Small Bell worry."

    Yu Liang said again: "Boss Bai, I was wondering if Zhong Yi was so excited because he knew something else? If you want to be so entangled, why don't you just look at Kun's water essence, anyway, it's hisFor you..."

    Bai Ze: "This is very unfair to Zhong Yi."

    The big "People in Love are naive ghosts" appeared on Yu Liang's skin.

    Bai Ze glanced at it calmly: "No love, just worry about the business partner. You seem to be very idle, go to check if there is any omitted moon cake."

    Yu Liang fanned the book page: "Some people will put their career partners on his tiger's nest."

    Zhong Yi has arrived at Imperial Capital.

    He came to the Animal Paternity Test Center under the Pet Hospital, and he came here for the second time.The last time was to identify the parent-child relationship between crocodile bird and room boy.

    Zhong Yi took out an envelope with three white feathers inside.

    "Hello, I want to see if these three hairy DNA sequences are completely consistent." Through DNA identification, you can also identify whether the two hair comes from the same person.

    "Good bell consultant, we will tell you the results in the fastest time."

    Although he already knew what was going on in his heart, Zhong Yi still needed to confirm:

    This person who has given himself too much and too many things, is it still the tabby cat who saved him?

    The report can not come out three days later.

    As the night fell, a group of flowers flew over the southern third ring road of Imperial Capital, circling and flying eastward.

    Zhong Yi called Peng Xia, who was working overtime, concentrating on designing the two-story dental treatment equipment for Zeng Mingliang, and couldn't spare to go out for dinner.

    Dean Zhong called Bi Xi to go back to Qingping Town.

    He glanced at Weibo. As of 21:00 today, "貅 貅 貔貅" sent Weibo uninterrupted, and a total of 273 detailed evidence of 273 buyers' illegal economic income.

    The remaining 1,000 people once said that the sucking gold gemstone showed the opposite effect and also had a follow -up explanation.

    More than 900 people took the initiative to report their illegal actions.They are reluctant to let this horror Weibo expose themselves in front of the people of the country, and simply surrender, so that they can leave the last self -esteem.

    Zhong Yi can also board the "貔貅 Cha" Weibo background.He saw that more than 100 people had forgotten what he had made, and privately wrote "貔貅", and asked if he could let the other party talk to himself in private, and he took it to surrender himself.

    It should be that the team is passing by one by one. Someone has received it. This replies, "Thank you, the big brother reminds me of the mistake I made, the big man should be a god."

    According to incomplete statistics, the sucking goldstone will soon recall the amount of 100 million levels in the country. It will flow to the north and south of the river with the help of economist Bai Ze, and go to the place where they should go.Or amending the road, supporting hospitals, or supporting education ...

    From then on, no one will rely on their power or reputation, so it is easy to do whatever they want.

    Under the moonlight, Zhong Yi sat on Bi Xi's back, his forehead hair swaying slightly in the evening wind.

    When he was about to reach the east end of Qingping Town, a tall and tall shadow stood in front of Bi Xi.He was wearing a navy blue gown, standing under the moonlight, looking at Zhong Yi with a slight smile.

    "Zhong Yi." The other side called him.

    Zhong Yi's cell phone rang again.He looked at the shadow in front of Mr. Bai and the current caller ID, and couldn't help being a little confused.

    He chose to answer the phone.

    "Zhong Yi, it's a good thing you answered the phone. There is something very important. The mirage has escaped from prison. This is a very fierce monster that can transform into other people's forms. It has a grudge against Mr. Bai...and knows youIt has a good relationship with Mr. Bai. Therefore, it may disguise itself as Mr. Bai and appear in front of you." Yu Liang was out of breath.

    "Many people have been miserable by it, and Mr. Bai is dealing with riots. Another, there are often rumors of the demon world, saying that during the years of Tianbao, blood flowed into a river, and Mr. Bai killed innocently. In fact, it was done by this monster.

    "But this kind of monster also has flaws. It likes smart people. If you see it, you must tell it what you would never say to the person it pretends to be."

    "In this way, it knows that it has been recognized, it will think you are very smart, and it may let you go..." Yu Liang said.

    Bi Xi was walking slowly towards Bai Ze, Zhong Yi hung up the phone and looked up at him.

    Bai Ze said, "Zhong Yi, the mirage has escaped from prison."

    Zhong Yi: ...

    The moonlight fell on Mr. Bai's face, showing his profound and handsome features.

    Really like it.

    Unable to hide, Zhong Yi said slowly: "Mirage? What mirage. By the way, sir, I want to find someone for you, but you are in debt of two million, what should I do?"

    He would definitely not speak to Mr. Bai like this normally, especially in the last sentence, he dared to use a provocative tone.

    Bai Ze hesitated: "I have hundreds of buildings, 4 islands, and an artificial satellite in the bustling roads around the world."

    Zhong Yi wondered why this mirage was so involved in the play.

    "So much money," Zhong Yi clapped his hands and looked at him with a smile, "It's great, so rich, can you be my partner?"

    Bai Ze suddenly spread his huge wings, flew up and landed next to Zhong Yi, stepped on Bi Xi's back, and looked at this innocent little doctor very closely.

    After a long time, he said calmly: "Zhong Yi, I'm not a mirage. The mirage was at your Shanhai Pet Hospital just now, and the room boy was treating his internal bleeding. Besides, it's not very good to deal with the mirage at this level..”

    Two small blushes appeared on Mr. Bai's handsome face, which were clearly visible under the moonlight.

    However, when he looked at Zhong Yi's empty neck, his expression immediately changed again.Mr. Bai took out a handcuff and fastened it on Zhong Yi's wrist: "I almost deceived you, you don't have my feathers on your neck."

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