Zhong Yi raised his heavy wrist, the coolness of the metal pressed against his throbbing pulse, making people feel chills all over his body.

Bai Ze's eyes have never been so cold, the dark black pupils are like glaciers in the night sea, quenching the chilling fear.

He thought, this mirage is too fake, must have stolen a pair of handcuffs during the escape, and even the props are complete.

The most frightening thing is that it knows so many secrets, even feathers.

I don't know if it was because of the handcuffs, Zhong Yi felt as if his throat was being strangled, and he couldn't breathe smoothly. He said intermittently: "Mr. Bai, your feather was taken away by me."

Bai Ze said coldly: "Really, where did you take it?" After finishing speaking, he raised the other side of the handcuffs, and Zhong Yi was forced to raise one wrist and shake it.

"I sent it to the paternity testing center." Zhong Yi said slowly.

Bai Ze didn't expect the other party to say that, he frowned slightly: "Paternity testing center?"

Zhong Yi thought I had to say something more absurd, so that the mirage still had a chance to let go.

With a flash of inspiration, he nodded, and said with restraint and shame: "Well, I can no longer hide the matter... I have your child."

Bai Ze:?!?!

Zhong Yi blinked his pure eyes, the moonlight shone on the tip of his nose, like a soft fur.The expression is weak and innocent:

"Yes, our child came by accident. It's our baby. After giving birth to him, I wanted to tell you a long time ago... Then I mistakenly thought that you were in debt of more than two million yuan, and wanted to take care of the baby by yourself.But I still want to make an appraisal, maybe it will be useful in the future..."

Bai Ze froze, he turned his face away, and after a long time, he turned his head again and looked at Zhong Yi with complicated eyes: "When was it born, does it hurt?"

Zhong Yi thought to herself, why hasn't this mirage revealed itself?!How can anyone believe that men give birth to children?!His heart froze and his eyes closed:

"I gave birth a few months ago, and I was seriously ill after the birth! To tell you the truth, I still have one in my stomach!"

He babbled nonsense while stroking his flat stomach.

Looking at the little boy's appearance, Bai Ze's eyes became more complicated, and he asked, "When was this conceived?"

Zhong Yi said with forbearance: "Last night."

Bai Ze denied: "Last night, we were not together at all."

Zhong Yi: "Of course... I miss you too much, I have a feeling in my heart, and a spiritual fetus is in my belly. If you don't believe me, I'll do a paternity test after it's born!" He thought to himself, why hasn't this mirage found himself yet?Recognized?!If he continues to edit it, he will really go crazy.

I saw Bai Ze turn his face away again.When he turned around, Bai Ze walked up to him, squatted down, "Come up." Let Zhong Yi climb up on his back.

"Why don't you use Bi Xi?" Zhong Yi wondered, the mirage imitated Bai Ze and had to do his duty and exert his strength.

Bai Ze said lightly: "Bi Xi is too shaky, you have to get pregnant."

Zhong Yi: ...

Zhong Yi dragged the heavy handcuffs and climbed onto Bai Ze's back. He felt that the touch and ups and downs here were the same as before.He picked the careful heart on his shoulder, and sighed silently that even the colors on the left and right were imitated realistically, and the bloodstains were new and old.

The wind blows on his face, bringing the scent of wings, and the moonlight is even sweet.Zhong Yi rubbed her face against it almost reflexively, but when she thought of what kind of monster it was, she quickly moved her face away.

"Like me," Bai Ze whispered, smiling.

Zhong Yi's heart was beating wildly because of this low-pitched words, thinking how could this mirage be like this.

"Ah, after all, there will be your child." Zhong Yi said firmly.

Bai Ze: ...

Arriving at Shanhai Pet Hospital, Bai Ze put Zhong Yi down, and the room boy ran up to them, and before Zhong Yi could wink, he said:

"Dean Zhong, just now the mirage pretended to be you and came to treat internal bleeding. Fortunately, Mr. Yu told us in advance. We told him that the hospital was declared closed today! He took a bottle of Yunnan Baiyao and ran away. Mr. Bai,He shouldn't have run too far..."

Mr. Bai couldn't help laughing anymore, and untied Zhong Yi's handcuffs: "Don't go out these days, it's troublesome, isn't it? Everyone will recognize the wrong person."

Confused, Zhong Yi rubbed his wrist.

"You, you... When did you find out that I was real? Have you been teasing me?"

Bai Ze looked into his eyes: "I'm sorry, it's so interesting, I can't help it."

He plucked a feather from his body and gently put it on Zhong Yi's neck: "Don't throw it around again this time. I can recognize every feather of my own, and mirages can't change."

He leaned close to Zhong Yi's ear, and jokingly said quickly, "Then let's take care of the baby, small bell."

From the corner of his eye, he saw the little boy blushing so hard that he could bleed, Bai Ze flapped his wings and flew into the night sky, sending out a tiger roar that could cleanse the world.

Zhong Yi ran to his backyard, fetched a basin of well water, and stuffed his whole head in it. The heat could cook him, and he even suspected that a cockroach had entered the backyard.

The mirage still escaped from Qingping Town, and his arrest warrant was posted in every corner of the country where there were demons, and the clouds in the sky also rolled on the screen at the same time.

According to the wanted notice, the mirage is bloodthirsty and ferocious, and will conjure up a realistic scene and even pretend to be a person.

Although there have been no disturbances in the world and no monster casualties, this does not mean that it is safe and sound.

After all, it can escape desperately from the strictly guarded monster prison, and its danger and destructiveness cannot be underestimated.

The wanted notice says:

If you find a mirage, no matter who it is pretending to be, you must talk to it with a normal expression, but the words you say must be very strange.

After everyone is sure that they are safe, they will contact the monster security department under the demon king industry as soon as possible to report the mirage's direction.

To ensure safety, before the mirage is caught, it is best to agree on a secret sign among the relatives of the monsters.Before each meeting, everyone reported the password first, and then continued to communicate after confirming that it was correct.

The prisoner's danger level is currently 4A, and the arrest warrant is only for the monsters to know.If it is upgraded to 5A, the arrest warrant will also be issued among humans.The sick monsters who came to Shanhai Pet Hospital said that they had never seen the arrest warrant of 5A, because the demon king has always managed the order of the world very well.

Zhong Yi also thought, what a terrifying scene it would be if it was upgraded to 5A.

But he wasn't afraid at all.

The last time the mirage was a disaster was during the Tianbao period. At that time, there were no mobile phones, and there was no cloud projection. The information between the various monsters was blocked, and the degree of damage caused by the mirage was naturally great.

But in today's era, with so many high-tech forces, Bai Ze's team members are stronger, and everyone knows the weakness of the mirage, which is much safer than in that era.

the next day.

Zhong Yi wakes up and sees that the sales of Pixiu's gold-absorbing stones have increased again, and discovers that Mei Xixi is promoting the Pixiu's gold-absorbing stones for him.

At first, some people complained about whether this gem can only be used by criminals. If non-criminals buy it, it is useless at all.

As a good actor who is keen on public welfare and recently donated buildings to poor mountainous areas, Mei Xixi personally proved that the role of Pixiu in absorbing gold and gemstones is positively related to people's kind thoughts.After all, the donated building was shown live in the live broadcast. Just after the successful remittance, she received an invitation from the top director of the United States, Edwardson Aihua, to make a movie.

In the second half of the live broadcast, everyone congratulated Mei Xixi and placed an order for Pixiu to absorb gold gems. Some people said that if this positive correlation formula is established, then after they bought the gems, they would have to help the old lady cross the road every day...

Scrolling down Weibo, Zhong Yi suddenly saw a strange message.

Recently, plagiarism incidents have frequently occurred in various papers submitted to international journals."Liu Ya Knife" magazine is a domestic medical professional magazine, the editor-in-chief said it was incredible:

For the first time, we just received the submission of "Small Pulmonary Artery Surgery Using Left-Handed Doctors Greatly Improves the Success Rate", and we paid the manuscript fee, and the next day, Sun Moumou from North China Normal University will submit a one-word articleNot bad.I contacted their school and condemned the plagiarism, but Sun Moumou said it was impossible to plagiarize

The second time, we received a submission called "The Effect of Norepinephrine on Heart Disease". We had just paid the manuscript fee, and received the same letter the next day.When I contacted the latter author, he was also very surprised, saying that he had just created it, and even the last punctuation had just been changed.

Not only this magazine, but also the literary academic magazine "Beifengchuang" and the mathematics magazine "Insight" have encountered similar incidents.

Now all manuscripts are submitted by e-mail. At the beginning, all the e-mails sent to the first magazine were all e-mails with kbigmum as the ID.According to the magazine's manuscript review principles, they will only recognize the first manuscript received as the original first manuscript, and the same manuscript sent later can only be judged as plagiarism.

Kbigmum is actually good at academic issues in various fields?

So many students copied her?And they are all so blunt, saying it's impossible?

The editors-in-chief of various magazines jointly released this matter, requesting to resist plagiarism by college students, and at the same time, would like to let kbigmum introduce how she managed to master so many fields at the same time...

Zhong Yi thought it was ridiculous, how could there be such a powerful academic researcher?Moreover, college students are very smart now, how could they plagiarize other people's manuscripts verbatim and then submit them to the same journal?

Maybe Kbigmum has some way to copy everyone in advance!

Zhong Yi put down her phone and asked the side: "How is Sister Zeng's thesis? Have you finished writing it?"

Zeng Mingliang has been staying up late and working overtime these days, and has been writing "On Dental Diseases and Prevention Methods of Different Pets".

"I'm still writing." Shitong pointed outside. On Zeng Mingliang's desk, there were papers about ten centimeters high, all of which were her works.She is scribbling and writing, and just finished drawing an illustration, which is 26,000 teeth of a snail. She and her husband asked for a snail monster with an open mouth, and worked hard to draw it under the description of her husband.

Zhong Yi still attaches great importance to this matter.After all, this will bring about the development of pet medicine. Moreover, Zeng Mingliang's academic attainments are higher than his own. He very much hopes that there will be a beautiful paper from Shanhai Pet Hospital.

Zhong Yi thought for a while, and he had to help Sister Zeng. He posted a recruitment on the animal port of the official account, saying that he was doing research on dental medicine projects, and all monsters who came to sign up for scientific research could enjoy free medical examinations.

In the evening, Xiao Cui, a member of the village committee with a flat head, knocked on the door of Shanhai Pet Hospital and told Zhong Yi that there was an old woman who had just come to live in their village.

She successfully applied for the talent rental subsidy, because she recently published more than 10 papers in various journals, and she said that she enjoys publishing papers.She wants to write quietly by the Qinghe River. She has her own computer, but she is too old to connect to the Internet here.

Xiao Cui asked Zhong Yi how they connected to the Internet.

Zhong Yi:???I do not know.

Zhong Yi went back to the house and said to Zeng Mingliang: "Sister, no matter how much you write, don't write the last paragraph, and don't submit it to journals. You should first capture the picture and prove your innocence."

Zeng Mingliang was baffled, and she used her Gothic skull pen to do the math: "It's still too early to finish, I still have 180,000 words to write."

Zhong Yi said: "Okay, write slowly, and remember to set a password for the manuscript box! It's 18 digits."

Zeng Mingliang scratched at his short hair: "...it shouldn't be."

Zhong Yi: "I'll ask again if I can find a third-party notary who will watch you write the whole process..."

Bai Ze put down the report on the plagiarism of the thesis and asked Yu Liang to send some educated monsters to investigate. This is related to the reputation of all college students, and it is related to their painstaking efforts and sweat.Wen Quxing also learned about this and said that he would keep a close eye on it.

Bai Ze now needs to focus more on the mirage.

Since this monster appeared once in Qingping Town, it was also occasionally found in other places.After research, mirages always like to appear in places with more herbs, such as deep mountains and old forests.There will also be little blood stains nearby. It may be that it has not fully recovered from the internal injury it was beaten by the jailer.

Really tired, he massaged his temples, missing a bone-setting massage very much.I think of the little boy who said solemnly at night, "There is a child

" and other nonsense, Mr. Bai couldn't help but want to laugh again.

I have been a demon for thousands of years, and have never experienced such an interesting thing.

But the child found that he was teasing him and was frightened.Bai Ze recalled the ears that had to be red, and decided to send him something to comfort and comfort him.

He turned on his phone, opened the Bi Xi logistics app, and wanted to place an instant order.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Bai, I can't take the instant order. I'm currently preparing to go to Imperial Capital to receive supplies from Mr. Zhong. Mr. Zhong is concerned about mirages, so it's not convenient for me to get them myself." Bi Xi replied online.

Bai Ze: "Does he have something to fetch from the imperial capital? Bi Xi, you won't be deceived by the mirage, right?"

Bi Xi obviously didn't know that even in front of the demon king, the privacy of customers must be protected.And for so long, watching them talking, it felt that there should be no privacy between Bai Ze and Zhong Yi.

"Ah, I go to the pet parental appraisal center and take the DNA test report of white feathers."

Bai Ze:???