The mountain rain falls down the cracks in the rocks, the air-conditioning sometimes thickens and sometimes thins, making strange and chaotic sounds.

Zhong Yi was protected by Bai Ze in his arms, smelling the smell of the sun roasting.Mr. Bai is in good shape, he can feel the ups and downs of the muscles under this thin layer of clothes.For a doctor, this is the figure that only a person who is good at taking care of himself can have.

His emotions were magnified by the mirage, and his mind was full of confusion, but he still struggled to ask in the last sliver of clarity: "Why is there no 'Fear of Bai Ze'?"

He heard the voice above his head with a deep smile:

"After living for so long, I probably have nothing to fear."

Bai Ze said lightly again:

"Please close your eyes for a while, because I really don't want others to see the following content."

Fei Li and Zeng Mingliang silently turned around, covering Shi Tong's eyes even tighter.The man dragging the stone just now fainted from fright, and was lying on the ground at this moment.

In the long silence.

Zhong Yi heard that Bai Ze first said:

"Hehe, so I wanted to do this."

He added: "Thank you, I couldn't even think of such a position myself."

"Do you think this will drive me crazy? Not too bad."

After a while, Mr. Bai stopped talking.Zhong Yi felt that his body became a little stiff, first he hugged himself hard, and his breathing became heavier, as if he wanted to rub himself into his body.

He felt his ribs hurt.

So Zhong Yi felt that Mr. Bai might be the same as himself just now, seeing sad things and needing a little comfort.But after a while, Mr. Bai let go of himself again and asked him to stand a little further away.

Zhong Yi:?

"It's all right." Mr. Bai lowered his eyes, and Zhong Yi saw that his face was a little red, and there was a faint steam that could only be observed in rainy days.

"Making my greed ten times bigger is nothing more than that," Bai Ze raised his face and said to the mirage, "You are so stupid, don't you think I can't realize this desire?"

"Mirage. You have wasted two great spells in vain, and the energy you have accumulated is not enough. Why don't you just catch it?"

The bottom of Bai Ze's eyes shone with red light, and he turned into a big tiger again.Zhong Yi didn't know if he was still confused, he always felt that it was restless, soaring to the sky, and it was a happy thing to be able to kill a big monster legitimately.

The mountains trembled, and the mirage's evil laughter pierced through the ears.

The white light smashed down the sky and covered the ground, and the sound of flapping wings was like a tsunami.

A few drops of blood fell in the air.

A few more white feathers fluttered down.

Bai Ze went crazy.

The rain like the raging sea mixed the brilliant white light.From the bottom of the mountain, there was a vigorous "Chong, kill..."

Yu Liang and the others knew that the mirage had no time to create illusions, so they rushed to support the boss.

However, the mirage is at the end of its battle, and it is still alive.

The ground wolf howled and gnawed at any part of the mirage: "I told you to confuse people, you confuse!"

The Feng Sheng Beast slapped Mirage's face with the wind: "I told you to let me work overtime! I worked overtime for half a month!"

Fuzhu wrapped the water around the mirage, forming a huge cocoon: "Is it okay to stay in prison? Breaking out of prison will deduct my performance! I haven't deducted performance for eight hundred years!"

Yu Liang flew around, and on the book cover was written "You don't obey the law, you are wicked and smoke, you pass XXXX".

The bruised mirage with the size of a thumb blinked depressedly in the water cocoon.

Bai Ze walked up to Yu Liang and asked in a deep voice, "Just now..."

Yu Liang understood.

"Leader, don't worry. When the small movie was shown on the mountain just now, I told the brothers to close their eyes. I said, if anyone dares to open their eyes, I will call him to death with a book."

Tigers are highly territorial.

This consciousness, after being affected by the mirage, was magnified many times.

After the mirage was captured, Bai Ze could barely keep his eyes off Zhong Yi.

Zhong Yi was also greatly affected. When Bai Ze left just now, he was in a daze again.He walked over to his colleague to ask what happened just now.

Bai Ze stretched out his paw, picked him up calmly, and said, "I know best what happened, why don't you ask me."

Zhong Yi hissed.

He suddenly felt that demons and humans have completely different tolerances to mirages, and Bai Ze looked normal.But now, whenever Bai Ze touches him, he still feels hot, sore and painful, and is very afraid that he will do something strange.So he forgot what he wanted to ask again.He just restrained the hand that he wanted to embrace, afraid of doing something strange, and subconsciously bit the root of his index finger.

Maybe he was really too tired. As soon as he uttered the word "white", his head felt like it was split open, his knees softened, he fell forward, and fell asleep in Mr. Bai's arms.

He vaguely felt that he was placed on Bai Ze's back.

Yu Liang may have been talking beside him, but his mind was slow and he couldn't turn it around at all, and he didn't understand what it meant.

"Leader, you should send him to Qingping Town. I'm afraid...the mirage will have too much influence on you, what if you really eat him, he will be frightened."

"There is only such a monster doctor in the whole world. My pages are flooded, and I am still waiting for him to help cure the old cold pages and cupping to dispel rheumatism."

After hearing a few words, Bai Ze found it inconceivable: "Yu Liang, whose assistant are you?"

Yu Liang: "Even your most loyal assistant will get old cold pages."

So Bai Ze sent Zhong Yi to Qingping Town.The moment he carefully placed him on the bed, Zhong Yi felt very uneasy, murmuring while hugging the quilt.

He closed his eyes and muttered, "Where's Bai Ze? If Bai Ze isn't here, give Xiaofeng a hug."

He didn't know that Xiaofeng had already run away as if he was running for his life, and now he was just doing his duty as a cat monitor.Ever since he slept in Bai Ze's tiger's den, Xiao Feng stopped being hugged, and hid everywhere, bleeding countless cat nosebleeds.

So Zhong Yi began to bite her index finger subconsciously again.Bai Ze sighed, grabbed his fingers, and squeezed them.

Zhong Yi asked in a low voice: "Can anyone borrow Mr. Bai's round quilt for me? I'm sorry, but I should feel much better like that. I will help him wash it well and make it soft."

This time Bai Ze no longer pampered him.

He called a Bi Xi logistics to get the quilt at home, and left decisively by himself.

After the mirage was subdued, Wan Xuanling woke up. Fei Li and Zeng Mingliang stood beside him, and put a cold towel on his face.

He gradually recalled what he had done before.

God!Society is dead!Carrying a big bag of stones, strolling on the mountain for many days?!

Do you still have to open your eyes and tell lies, saying that these stones are big gems?!Big gold?!

what!It's really going to crash.

"I'm sorry, I don't know what happened to me at the time. I was very impulsive and bickered with you like a demon."

Zeng Mingliang: "Hey, you can still realize that you were possessed at the time, you laughed like this at that time, do you remember? It was very magical."

"Jie Jie."

Wan Xuanling slapped himself on the forehead.

Fei Li smiled and comforted: "It's okay, it's okay, people, just like programs, will always encounter several bugs in a lifetime."

He whispered again: "Except for me, I will definitely not encounter bugs. As I said, as long as I am here, there will be no mountains that cannot be climbed down, and there will be no such bugs."

Due to the departure of the mirage, the strange illusion of the mountain road in Mount Taize dissipated for many days.

The long-lost sun shone on the mountain, and the rocks were washed by the rain. Wild flowers bloomed on the roadside, and insects scrambled to sing.Ordinary satellites can clearly illuminate the panorama of the mountain.

that night.

Taize County released news that Wanxuanling, a donkey who had been missing on the mountain for four days, came down safely and is currently receiving an injection at the county hospital.

Background introduction, because of the previous torrential rain on the mountain, the rescue of the search and rescue team was seriously prevented.The rescue center has judged that there are very few murderers in Wanxuanling.

Who knew Wanxuanling not only returned safely

, and he is in good spirits, but he is so hungry that he can eat five big buns in one sitting.

Give him the microphone and make a speech.

Wan Xuanling said: "First of all, everyone should never climb wild mountains again, especially mountains that are not allowed by local regulations. It is easy to kill people."

The host nodded.

Wan Xuanling still had something to say, so the host didn't take the microphone.

Wan Xuanling: "The most important thing is that everyone must refrain from greed, be less jealous of others, do more practical things, and use their brains to work hard. This mentality can also save your life."

The host nodded thoughtfully, not understanding what his words had to do with his successful descent from the mountain.

"Also, and more importantly, don't pinch this one for me."

Host: "This is a live broadcast, I can't pinch it."

Wan Xuanling said sincerely: "I placed an advertisement, everyone must buy the 'anti-virus data' of Teacher Fei Li of Shanhai Pet Hospital, this thing is powerful, it can prevent or remove bugs. Although I don't know the reason, maybe it’s the mascot principle! In short, if it weren’t for him, I might not have such good luck. In short, if you feel that there is something wrong with your life program, or you are a programmer yourself, then you must buy it.”

host:????

Because Wanxuanling's experience was too bizarre, this kind of sudden speech was too weird, causing some people to draw attention to Shanhai Pet Hospital Mall, which has been getting less and less news recently.

The sales volume of "antivirus data" was only in the single digits, and everyone thought it was a joke.They are also extremely expensive: 50,000 yuan each.After Wanxuanling said these words, the people in his former employer, Dixi Internet Group, were all over the place.

White-collar worker A: "That's right, when Mr. Fei was here, we never had bugs!"

White-collar worker B: "Yes! Before coming to our company, I have never seen such fast and good data. It is called silky smooth!"

White-collar worker A: "But once Mr. Fei left, our procedures became lumpy and messy..."

White-collar worker B: "Should we discuss with the leader and buy a 'anti-virus data' worth 50,000 yuan, otherwise we won't even be able to handle the Double Ten promotion..."

Taking over from Mr. Fei, the new leader's surname is Zhu.He stood by the sink and listened for a long time, then interrupted the conversation in the toilet: "Think about it carefully, this kind of absurd thing may be true? The company may approve this kind of funding for you? Have time to improve itGo with your own skills, don't be whimsical here!"

Having said that, after Mr. Zhu returned to his frosted glass office, he couldn't help but click on the online mall of "Shanhai Pet Hospital" and read the product introduction carefully.

Is this thing that Fei Li launched really useful?It must be useless!Anyone in the circle will laugh out loud when they see it!

Up to now, the group in the circle is still calling him funny.

Zhong Yishui woke up with a little more consciousness, and asked everyone where Bai Ze had gone, and everyone said that he flew to Niagara Falls to take a shower.

He glanced at his phone, swiped away the news about the double tenth promotion, and checked the weather forecast.

With an inexplicable look on his face, the lowest temperature in the imperial capital today is 14 degrees, and he is about to freeze to death.

Scratching the bed, he saw another round soft quilt. He didn't understand how this quilt got to him.But he likes it very much. Like Mr. Bai, it smells of being baked by the sun.

Holding the quilt, he called Bai Ze.

There was indeed the sound of rushing water on the opposite side.

"Are you awake?" There was a deep voice over there.

Originally, she was used to hearing Mr. Bai's voice, but when this pleasant and magnetic voice came to her ears, Zhong Yi suddenly remembered the feeling of crying on his chest.

Immediately blushed.

"Ok……"

Zhong Yi felt that Bai Ze could see his blushing: "Don't be embarrassed, our emotions will be magnified ten times in front of spells like Mirage. No matter what you do, it is normal. Many people willGo crazy before the spell."

As soon as Mr. Bai finished speaking, Zhong Yi's heart suddenly became sore again.

yeah just

In front of spells, emotions are just magnified.Would Mr. Bai agree to be his family member because he was afraid of going crazy?

It's also because of my own whimsy, he is a mortal, so he is worthy of the family called the Demon King?

Thinking of this, he couldn't help raising his hand again, and subconsciously bit the root of his index finger.

"Zhong Yi," the sound of the water beside Bai Ze became quieter, "I promise to be your family member, it has nothing to do with spells."

"Really?" Zhong Yi was nervous, but his mood was obviously much better than before, "I've never had a family, I'm afraid I'm not familiar with how to do it, will you... despise me?"

"How come? In the future, if there is anything you want to say or do, you can tell me if you are unhappy, bullied, or want something," Bai Ze patiently explained, "FamilyThat's it."

"For example, you can tell me who you really want to see right now."

"Well," Zhong Yi thought about it, "I want to meet Mirage, since it can dig into my subconscious, I want to see if there is any memory about my parents."

Bai Ze obviously did not expect him to answer like this, but it is also reasonable:

"Okay, I'll take you there."

Zhong Yi whispered again: "Of course, I want to see you more, a little bit."

Bai Ze: ...

Zhong Yi said silently: "No, I really want to."

"Hey, I'm so annoying. Forget it, forget it. It's just a bad idea. Maybe it's because of the mirage."

He bit his finger again: "I don't know if tomorrow will be better."

"Can I see you today, Mr. Bai? May I make soup for you?"

After hanging up the phone, Zhong Yi walked to his desk, took out a stethoscope and listened to it, measured his blood pressure, took a piece of propranolol hydrochloride to lower his heart rate, and drew his own blood to check for hyperthyroidism.

Shi Tong saw the dean running around to give him a physical examination with a serious face.

He wrote himself a medical record:

Systolic blood pressure 150, diastolic blood pressure 100, resting heart rate 120, normal thyroid.

Unexplained elevated blood pressure, increased heart rate, and uncontrollable impulsive speech.Upset stomach.Increased body temperature.

The patient has never had this situation and continues to be observed.

Taking advantage of the dean's inattention, Shitong stole the medical records, and asked the crocodile bird as if a disaster was imminent: "Mom, what's going on with our leader? I've never seen such a disease before. Is he going to die?"

The crocodile bird smiled reminiscently after seeing it: "I saw your father for the first time, and I almost got this kind of disease."