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    The captured mirage looked a little pitiful.

    It was originally a chubby evil demon, but for the convenience of management, Fuzhu shrunk it down and trapped it in a water cocoon, which was like a cub in size.

    It's all because of it, causing Bai Ze's subordinates to work overtime or deduct performance, and everyone is venting their anger when they catch it.

    Now, this misty mirage has red palm marks on its face, teeth marks on its body, and its tail is dragging on the ground in embarrassment.Two hamster-sized paws were stuffed into ring-sized handcuffs, whining.

    "Mr. Zhong, don't be fooled by its appearance," the jailer said respectfully, "It's not so pitiful when it kills people into mental disorders."

    Zhong Yi couldn't help but glanced at the information about it posted on the wall, including the "brilliant record" of going down the mountain this time.

    "Have you ever bewitched Zhang Musen?" Zhong Yi asked in surprise.

    Involved in the event "report plagiarism".

    "Yes, there is a small house in his mind, which is dark and filled with your name," Mirage explained in detail, "Maybe you are his obsession, I will expand itIt made him even more resentful."

    Thinking that Zhang Musen had such a perverted house in his mind, Zhong Yi couldn't help shivering: "Isn't it broken with a hammer?"

    Mirage: "I can only expand the house, but I can't tear it down. However, when I was arrested, the house returned to its original size, and it was still filled with your name."

    Fei Li suddenly interrupted: "Since there are characters, do they have fonts?"

    "Font?" Mirage didn't quite understand.

    When Fei Li heard that Zhong Yi was looking for the mirage, he decided to follow him, saying that he also wanted to study.

    He took out his phone, called up the folder, and asked Mirage to find similar fonts.

    Mirage pointed to one of them and said, "Maybe it's this one, Siyuan Heibody."

    Fei Li: "I don't know if you can change the font, for example, to Fang Song, then their evil thoughts will be less..."

    As soon as the work was discussed, Fei Li simply went into the iron fence to discuss technical work with the prisoners in handcuffs and shackles, while Zhong Yi sat on the small sofa and turned on the projection, which was copied in advance by the mirage, about his originsubconscious mind.

    Mr. Bai stood behind him, watching silently.

    The picture is green frame after frame, as if in a deep mountain.

    In the green grass, the child opened his eyes and giggled a few times, as if he had no idea what kind of dangerous situation he was in.

    The wind blows, the rain comes, and the insects jump away without making a sound.

    Clouds brushed the back of the sky.

    Fast-forwarded for a long time, only a person who couldn't see his face clearly picked him up from the grass, and wrapped him with a few huge sycamore leaves... The picture went black for a while.

    When it was turned on again, Zhong Yi had already arrived at the door of the welfare agency, waving her little hand to greet Mr. Su.

    Bai Ze frowned slightly: "Can't you see something clearer and more specific?"

    Mirage said honestly: "Everyone's memory is also limited. The fact that this place is too far away, I can only pick it up here."

    But Zhong Yi didn't show any regrets, he seemed to be ready to see this kind of thing.

    Moreover, he also found it very interesting.

    This was the first time he saw something he had forgotten from this perspective.

    This mountain he has no impression of, and the youngest Teacher Su ever.A mirage is many times more powerful than a video recorder.

    He secretly thought: It would be great if he could also see Mr. Bai's memory.

    Just after thinking this way, the video stuck to the end, and the words "automatically play the next video" appeared.

    Before Zhong Yi could react, he saw a white round quilt with something rolling inside.

    The screen immediately went black.

    Zhong Yi turned around and saw that Bai Ze had unplugged the power plug.He was very calm, with his hands behind his back, as if he was doing something very natural.

    Mirage raised her handcuffed hands: "I'm sorry, Mr. Bai, you said to make a copy of your soul lust video, so I put it in this folder too, and forgot to make a separate folder."

    Zhong Yi asked subconsciously: "What exactly is Mr. Bai's greedy movie? I have to copy it out and watch it again."

    "I often suffer from insomnia and can't fall asleep," Bai Ze said in a deep voice, "I slept soundly in this movie. Watching it before going to bed can help you sleep."

    Zhong Yi nodded his head.

    "There's nothing to be shy about, Mr. Bai. I'll prescribe some sleep aids for you when I go back. If you can't fall asleep in the future, you can also call me for a chat. "

    Bai Ze rolled his Adam's apple, looked deeply into his eyes, and nodded.

    After returning home, Zhong Yi wrote in her medical record:

    Patients have an inexplicable desire to control and possess, and want to pry into each other's privacy.

    The other party does not show the patient his own life movie, and the patient feels it.

    Patients very much want to watch life movies with each other.

    treatment plan:

    1. Observe.If it gets serious again, there may be a crisis, so be prepared to confess to the other party.

    2. Take alternatives to snooping to relieve inner discomfort: watch the other party’s Weibo, media reports, interview reports, etc.

    3. The heart rate speeds up only when you see the other person. It is not necessary to take propranolol hydrochloride tablets as daily medicine and stop taking medicine.

    After prescribing the prescription for herself, Zhong Yi seriously took out her phone, logged into her Weibo account, and checked Bai Ze's Weibo.There are a lot of economics vocabulary that he can't understand. He carried forward the spirit of hard study and prepared a small notebook to query and record the meaning of these words.When he comes across something he can understand and thinks that Bai Ze wrote very interesting content, he will like it, so that it can appear in his favorites and can be revisited.

    He doesn't usually surf the Internet much, thinking that this kind of likes are the same as WeChat Moments, only he and his friends can see them.

    Hour after hour, from the evening when it was dark, Zhong Yi went to bed when Weibo was first established and Bai Ze first registered an account.

    So he naturally didn't know that ZOEzhong's massive fans also followed in his footsteps, seeing the director of "Shanhai Pet Hospital" desperately liking "Bai Ze"'s Weibo, clicking to 2009 in one breath.

    Fei Li came back in the middle of the night. When he came back, he screamed excitedly in the yard, saying that he was going to develop two great works, which were unprecedented in human history, and that he helped Mr. Bai solve the problem of prison labor reform.Zeng Mingliang told him to keep his voice down, so as not to affect his knocking on CP.

    Before dawn the next day, Fei Li got up again to do research and development.

    Zhong Yi was also woken up by the phone, and he found that the group of classmates exploded.

    Classmate A: [Damn it, Zhong Yi is on the hot search again, he has liked Bai Ze so many Weibo!!】

    Classmate B: [Zhong Yi, what's your situation?!The archaeological work lasted until 2009 in the middle of the night, are you interested in Bai Ze hahaha!!】

    Classmate C: [It's amazing, are you coming out openly? You came out so powerful all of a sudden]

    ...

    It was only then that Zhong Yi realized that her likes could be seen by others.He didn't know how much trouble his actions would cause Mr. Bai, and he thought it was too late to cancel the likes now.

    He was regretting, and saw the popularity of a Weibo soaring wildly.

    Star chart scout:

    According to insider Mr. Zhang broke the news:

    Zhong Yi is his classmate, who was mediocre during his studies and didn't know Bai Ze at all.Bai Ze just met Zhong Yi by chance and sympathized with his life experience, and even said a few words for him in a public event.I didn't expect Zhong Yi to kneel and lick the boss like this, his mind was clear at a glance.

    Zhong Yi was speechless.

    Many people in the comments agree, saying that this explanation looks reliable.Veterinary medicine experts and economists seem to be at odds with each other.

    Fei Li came over and glanced at the post: "Oh, this Zhang Musen, I can just let him try my program."

    After all, he turned on the computer.

    Zhong Yi sat over curiously.

    Fei Li made a phone call, which was answered by Fu Zhu.

    "Let the mirage connect to the brainwaves of the subconscious mind, the address is Zhang Musen in the Fanggu Garden of the Imperial Capital, and open the book that is written with 'Zhong Yi'."

    The lettering of the small black house."

    "Then connect the remote control, and I will operate it."

    Fu Zhu: "OK, it involves the subconscious mind of ordinary human beings, and the matter is of great importance. I need to ask Bai Ze to issue a permission slip."

    Fei Li: "I have already issued a test permission form, and I will send you a copy."

    Fu Zhu: "OK."

    Immediately afterwards, Zhong Yi saw Fei Li operate on the computer.First, clicked on a folder, connected to a set of programs, entered a lot of commands, and entered a dark interface.

    There are many "Zhong Yi" in capitalized and bold.

    Zhong Yi: ...

    This is Zhang Musen's little black house of resentment towards him.

    Fei Li selected all the "Zhong Yi", changed "Siyuan Hei Ti", "Bold", and "First Number" to "Song Type", "No Bold" and "Number Five", and changed the name of XiaoheiwuThe overall light intensity has been adjusted to become brighter.

    "Is this useful?" Zhong Yi asked.

    "I feel that you are invading his privacy, which is not very good."

    Fei Li said: "It is only useful temporarily, and can temporarily weaken his resentment. Whether his resentment will grow back in the end depends on his own creation."

    "This kind of thing does violate other people's privacy, but I also discussed it with Mr. Bai. From now on, this kind of thing is only suitable for eliminating the resentment of the heinous monster, so as to reduce the danger and damage it causes to society. Moreover,It needs to be approved by the highest authority of Bai Ze."

    Afraid that Zhong Yi didn't quite understand, Fei Li gave an example: "For example, the kind of reform-through-labor inmates who have been taught repeatedly, such as mirages who are damned but can't die, and have a prison escape record. We will definitely let it use programs to adjust its ownResentment."

    While the two were talking, they saw that the Weibo of "Star Map Star Detective" was deleted.

    Posted a new one: "According to the feedback of the contributors, the above Weibo statement is not entirely true. I apologize for the trouble caused by Mr. Zhong and Mr. Bai."

    Zhong Yi: ...it will take effect so quickly??

    Neither of them knew.Zhang Musen over there suddenly regained the peace he hadn't seen for a long time. After sending a private message to Xingtu scout, he made himself a cup of tea and fell into doubts about life.

    Here, Zhong Yi's mobile phone reminded him that he was circled, clicked in and saw that it was Bai Ze who posted a Weibo:

    "@ZOEzhong is fine. We are family."

    So Weibo exploded again.

    Fei Li's program is only useful for Mr. Bai to stabilize social security, but it cannot be launched in the mall.

    Three days later, another product of his labor reformation by mirages in the monster prison was launched.

    "Subconscious Little Movie."

    According to the product introduction, everyone has a profound subconscious mind. At Shanhai Pet Hospital, after hypnosis, the subconscious mind that people want to present can be recorded through instruments and revisited from time to time after returning home.

    A small movie costs 100,000.

    Everyone has become accustomed to such expensive and exotic things as Shanhai Pet Hospital, but some products still no one dares to buy.Especially Fei Li's 'anti-virus data', and programmers in the circle said it was nonsense.

    In this "little subconscious movie", most psychology experts said that there is no such whimsical thing in theory.

    However, because of Mr. Bai's blatantly speaking for Zhong Yi recently, there are not many people who are against him.

    On the day it was launched, a young man in plain clothes came to visit.

    "How long can I watch a movie for 100,000 yuan? I want to see my grandpa again." He put a credit card on the table, his eyes were red.

    He entered the door with his front foot, followed by a big man with a red face.

    "You've been lied to! Do you believe in such things?! You're so full! This is a pet hospital! It's not the Academy of Human Sciences! 100,000 yuan, are you going to throw it away?"

    The young man said embarrassingly, "Dad, why did you follow me here? I wasn't deceived."

    He turned his head and said softly to Zhong Yi: "I'm so sorry, we live at the foot of Mount Taize, I believe in your products. Because when I was going out that day, I happened to see a movie playing on the top of the mountain... it should be

    Is it this kind of thing?"

    Zhong Yi: "How many do you see?"

    It happened again that the door was pushed open, and everyone turned around to see that it was Aunt Kong who had rushed back.

    Aunt Kong was out of breath, and she obviously ran a lot.She said to the young man nervously: "My client, I know what you are going to say, please don't say it, it will be bad luck."

    The young man blushed: "Okay, okay, I won't say anything."

    Zhong Yi:????

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