"I'm not sick." Jiao Chong's grandma, Jiao Ju, sat proudly in the patient reception area, her lipsticked lips pouted, "I was just angry two days ago."

The arrogant Sun Yan hurriedly poured water for grandma: "You are not sick, you are not sick, you are the healthiest, we just come here for a stroll."

Zhong Yi laughed: "Yeah, you're not sick, it's just that your granddaughter is worried about you and arranged a physical examination for you."

"There is no need for a medical examination. As the leader of the bugs, we will not get sick at all. We will only make others get sick." Jiao Ju took out a small mirror from her pocket, and checked whether the long beard on the top of her head was beautiful and whether the lipstick was on.Out of bounds.

Her emerald green dress had a metallic gleam, echoed by her reflective dark green nails.

A very particular granny bug.

After receiving the emergency call, Zhong Yi asked Jiao Chong to bring her grandma, because it is not easy to prescribe prescriptions to patients with only a few words on the Internet.In addition, Jiao Chong is a kind of nocturnal monster. It can be said that the darker the night, the more energetic they will be, so it's okay to come to see a doctor in the middle of the night.

In the "Shan Hai Jing", they were originally the leaders of the gnats and could control the bees.

Introduced by Sun Yan, after 2000, the arrogant insect has become the leader of all insects.

From the gleaming scarab to the amoeba, when seeing her grandma, Sun Ju, they all had to kowtow and call their ancestors.

Hearing this, Zhong Yi couldn't help but glance at the ants used to feed pets in the hospital. Sure enough, none of them are walking anymore. If you look closely, they all have bent legs!

The dean couldn't help paying some respect to these two demons.

"I'm really fine, you kid can't understand." Jiao Ju repeated again to reassure her granddaughter.

Zhong Yi arranged a blood draw for Jiao Ju, and at the same time patiently asked what happened a few days ago.Jiao Ju couldn't help yelling, saying that the current merchants are too complicated.Old demons like them can't tell which are routines and which are real discounts.

"Their dirty and dark institutions are more complicated than our insects' nests!" Jiao Ju raised her dark green eyebrows.

She felt she had been greatly deceived.As a bug who lived frugally all his life, he was cheated out of two thousand yuan unknowingly, and he didn't get a coupon.A few days ago, Sun Yan was so angry that she couldn't even eat and kept holding her mobile phone. This made Sun Yan feel very distressed, so she dragged her over to see a doctor.

"However, your Shanhai Pet Hospital mall is very good," Jiao Ju did not forget to praise, "Every product is clearly marked, there is no discount or lottery, I can understand it at a glance, there is no advertisement pop-up window, and there is no Amway virus software.”

Zhong Yi: "Thank you, we do intend to persist in doing this for a long time."

This is also the rule that Zhong Yi set for himself when he built a hospital and a shopping mall.

The demon mouth of the demon class is aging very seriously, and he doesn't want to go around and bully those old demons who don't understand coupons.

In the Shanhai Pet Hospital Mall, it is what it should be. The copywriting is straightforward and the payment method is simple. It should be as easy to understand as the articles on the official account.

Zhong Yi rolled his eyes: "If you are only angry because of the issue of shopping coupons, you should not be angry these two days. Nowadays, shopping coupons on various platforms across the country have gone crazy. Like you said, you can draw a lottery or cut a knife.Get a pretty big deal in seconds."

Jiao Ju smiled with profound eyes.

"Yeah, I've stopped being angry a long time ago, how can I still be angry?"

As soon as the two finished speaking, Sun Yan took out her mobile phone as if she had been electrocuted.

"Ah? Dean? What did you say?"

Zhong Yi: "You don't know about receiving the coupons?"

Sun Yan: "I don't know, my home network has been very slow recently. Oh... Your hospital's network speed is really good."

Zhong Yi: "Well, it is indeed the fastest internet speed in North China."

Sun Yan opened the mall and clicked under Zhong Yi's guidance. She showed a horrified expression:

"Grandma...it won't be, you did it, right???"

Zhong Yi:???

Jiao Ju smiled kindly: "Of course I didn't do it, how can I be so capable?"

Sun Yan: "It wasn't you who did it, who else could it be? My

Oh my god, Peach Treasure, Trembling Sound...why are these all large coupons?This will cause a major economic accident!"

Jiao Ju patted her granddaughter's head: "Oh, I didn't do it. Maybe they were crazy before, doing those annoying activities. Now they just returned to normal and want to do real activities."

Sun Yan started to get mad: "No, no, don't tell me it's true, grandma, you're going to make the world mess up."

Jiao Ju smiled: "What's the mess, I think everyone is very happy? Especially the old people who have been cheated before, now they are going to spit out a bad breath."

After saying that, Jiao Ju was about to stand up and leave.

Wire mesh trucks have been arranged outside the door.

After Sun Yan left, she said to Zhong Yi: "This is difficult, this bug is caused by my grandma at first sight. No one in the whole world is capable of causing such a big mess except her. I guessEven the media program has let her fall."

Zhong Yi was dubious: "Ah? Did your grandma do it? Then what should I do?"

Sun Yan: "Bugs are stubborn, and even when they return to their nests, they have to strictly follow the way they came. If my grandma doesn't intend to admit it, she will die and refuse to admit it. She will definitely not cancel the bug."

Zhong Yi: "Oh my God, will you calm down and be more persuasive?"

Sun Yan: "Yes."

"She gets angry once, and she will definitely calm down after three hundred years."

Zhong Yi: ...

Sun Yan: "Insects are very aggressive, and all monsters know it. My grandma is angry, and even the monster king can't persuade her."

"Okay, let's not talk, you should hurry up and buy something..."

Zhong Yi: ...

Dixi Internet Group.

The top and bottom of the technical department are going crazy.

They are the most powerful Internet technology team in the country, and the people at the manager level are all from California and New York.According to CEO Jiang Li, if even they can't fix this little bug, our country should stop doing Internet marketing!

The employees mourned.

Since this ridiculous 10000-9999 incident at 7:32 yesterday morning, the whole building has been buzzing with "Omg Omg".Everyone felt that Dixi was going to die.

The employees didn't have time to go to the cafeteria to eat, and they didn't go home to sleep at all. They all screened bugs line by line in front of the computer with red eyes like rabbits.

Farts can't be screened out.

The guy from the data department tore open a pack of instant noodles, yawned, and said to the girl next to him, "I think this is what I deserve."

"Look, our previous copywriter was shopping in Dixi, and the highest discount coupon was '10000-9999'. In fact, no one would get this coupon at all. All customers got 0.01 no-threshold coupons. Maybe God is angry.That's why we are being punished like this!"

"What are you talking about?" The director of the technical department stood behind him and asked.

The boy's handy fabric bag was so frightened that he spilled it.

"The coupon issuing database is what you are most responsible for. Instead of working hard, you are talking nonsense here. If you can't handle this, don't come to work tomorrow." Director Du said in a stern voice.

"Boss! Don't blame me for this! It's not just Dixi, Tao Zhibao and Shuoyin have problems too!" The young man felt sorry for himself.

"Are you still reasonable?" Director Du was surprised. This was the first time someone challenged her since she joined the job.

"Of course! They can't handle it, and you can't handle it either. How can you put the responsibility for this on me alone?"thing.

Director Du: "Hey, since you are so good, why don't you tell me what you would do if you were the director of the technical department."

The young man sincerely suggested: "I will buy the 'anti-virus data' of Shanhai Pet Hospital."

Director Du: "Except for this method."

Young man: "Maybe this method is the ultimate effective method. All the e-commerce companies in the country have problems, but Shanhaijia has no problems."

Director Du remembered Mr. Jiang's words: "That's

Because his home is too small, the virus doesn't bother to find his home!"

Director Du left angrily, and the young man ate instant noodles out of anger.The girl next to him advised him: "Okay, how can you quarrel with the leader? This is too irrational."

The boy dropped his fork after taking two bites.

"I don't want to do it for a long time. When Mr. Fei was here, we never had such a thing. Even if such a thing happened, Mr. Fei would take the initiative to take responsibility. This time the matter was very mysterious, and Mr. ShanhaiSelling mysterious things, the after-sales service is good, how can you not try it?"

He clicked on the webpage.Open the "anti-virus data" sales page, and there are four big characters clearly written below, "refund for invalid."

Fifty thousand yuan is only two months' wages for him.If you don't steam the steamed buns, the company won't reimburse you, so he pays for it himself!

"Mr. Fei, someone has placed an order for your anti-virus data!" Early in the morning, Zhong Yi saw the background of the website and went to wake Fei Li up.

"Dixi Internet Group?" Fei Li saw the buyer, "This person is still Guan Peisheng brought by my former manager."

Zhong Yi: "Oh, so, 10000-9999 is really a bug?"

Although Pride Chong reminded him yesterday, he still had a little luck.After all, after all the shopping platforms issued coupons in this way, there was no relevant explanation in the news media reports.

Fei Li sighed: "It should be a bug, otherwise he wouldn't buy data from here."

Zhong Yi sighed: "It's been a day and a night. If they announce that it's a bug, will our previous coupons be white-collar workers?"

Fei Li: "This is not very clear. But I remember that these coupons are legally binding. If the merchant repents, he must bear the corresponding legal responsibility."

After figuring out these things, Fei Li provided services to customers as agreed.

However, Zhong Yi still reminded Fei Li that the poison this time should be the worst poison in history.The grandma in the worm is very poisonous.

Fei Li is not afraid.

The data system of Dixi Internet Group was built by him brick by brick, and no one is more familiar with it than him.

He sat in front of the computer, took a sip of Coke, and the furry ears of the earmouse popped out of his hair in an instant.He opened the homepage of Dixi Internet Mall, stretched out his index fingers with both hands, made a gesture of the cross, and swiped from the upper left to the lower right of the screen.

Zhong Yi: "You are?"

Fei Li: "Check for viruses."

Fei Li: "My God, it's really a very powerful poison... My program is a bit difficult."

Zhong Yi let out a breath of relief: "Even you can't solve this bug..."

I really don't want to order so many things for nothing.

His big round nest.

His tiger climbing frame.

And a yard of catnip seeds.

Programmers are a very reliable and down-to-earth species.Fei Li is even a leader in this industry. He said seriously: "Although I can't beat Grandma Jiao Chong, I will call and ask my family. I will ask if my family has Grandpa Ear Mouse."

Zhong Yi wanted to fire Fei Li for the first time, but he only thought about it for a second.