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    "Old Qin, do you think the air in our town is particularly good?" Old man Li went out to repair electrical appliances, and happened to meet Qin Bo who was walking his dog.

    "Hey! If you don't tell me, I don't think so. Now that you say that, I've found out! My allergic rhinitis is fine!" Qin Bo sniffled.

    Qingping Town itself is far away from the city, and the air is fresher and cleaner than outside.But today, even old people find that the air is warm, moist, clean and comfortable, and it is more lubricated than usual when it is sucked into the throat.

    An old people with protruding ears appeared from behind them.

    "You are right, we old people like such clean air."

    Qin Bo and old man Li turned around, thinking that this person is not from the town at first sight.He was wrinkled and wrinkled, but he didn't have a single gray hair.With a cane, but not a little hunchback.The clothes were neat and decent, and he wore a black hat.There is also a large turquoise ring on the right index finger.

    After finishing the evaluation so happily, he entered Shanhai Pet Hospital regardless of what others thought.

    If there is a meteorologist here, he will find that the clean air spreads in all directions with this old people as the center.He is like a large silent air filtration system, which automatically avoids dust mites, pollen and various bacteria.

    After Qin Bo walked another 100 meters to the west, he started to have an itchy nose.Stepping back, the nose is comfortable again.He simply sat under an old sycamore tree and basked in the sun.

    Qingping Town is so evil, it's not surprising what happened!

    When Zhao Fenger entered the hospital, Fei Li and Zeng Mingliang greeted him.Dean Zhong followed closely behind.

    The whole house gave him a warm welcome.

    This is the grandfather of the ear mouse, who has lived to be 1,843 years old so far. Unlike ordinary ear mice, which can be detoxified only by taking a bite, this monster is an existence that makes all kinds of toxins frightening.

    When Fei Li encountered work problems and called home, his parents didn't care at first.

    "Internet bug? Anyone in our clan can solve this kind of ordinary little thing!"

    But when he heard that Grandma Jiao Chongzu was doing something, Fei Li's father got excited.

    "Then you really have to invite your grandpa, this is called meeting an opponent, and it is respect for the other party!"

    Fei Li concluded for a while.

    Within minutes, he got a call back.This grandpa, who has not been out of the mountains for a thousand years and has been living a life of paradise in a small valley, is willing to go out for his grandchildren to solve work problems.

    Zhong Yi looked at Grandpa Earshu with adoring eyes, and suddenly thought of asking him to wait for a while.

    He took a small bacterial petri dish and placed it beside the ear mouse ancestor's feet, then squatted down and unscrewed the microscope.

    The next moment, it was found that these bacteria were running in the opposite direction with the maximum speed they could move, and they seemed to abandon their homes and flee.

    "Awesome..." Zhong Yi murmured.

    Shitong: "Five minutes after grandpa walked in, the skin on my face became better, and the bags on my face from the night before yesterday disappeared!"

    crocodile bird: "Yes! My feathers are more fluffy too!"

    Grandpa smiled kindly at the younger generation. He often received this kind of feedback, and everyone liked him.The village where he lives has become a longevity village. Scientists insist that it has something to do with lactic acid bacteria.

    After exchanging pleasantries, he was guided by Fei Li to the computer and sat down.

    Taking a deep breath, grandpa was just like Fei Li before, with fluffy ears protruding from the top of his hair like buds, trembling.The two index fingers crossed and compared to the upper left corner of the computer.

    In front of you is the Dixi Internet e-commerce page.

    Grandpa's two hands trembled slightly, he bit his back molars hard, his cheeks bulged slightly.

    "This old monster! You really have some skills." Grandpa's smile disappeared.

    He straightened his back, double-clicked Fei Li's applet, squinted his eyes, and his sharp eyes seemed to burn a hole through the screen.

    The atmosphere of the whole hospital dare not come out!

    "Hey!!!" Grandpa shouted at the screen, and with his fingertips flying, he typed three exclamation marks after a line of program!

    Raise your right hand high,

    Drop again, and press Enter!!

    The turquoise on the root of the index finger was completely exposed, and even the left button of the mouse bounced a small cloud of smoke!

    This is the first trick Grandpa Earmouse poured spiritual power into bugs!!

    Dixi Internet Group.

    The boy tore open the bag of bread, and clicked the program in boredom.

    Girl colleague: "You won't be cheated, will you?"

    "Fifty thousand dollars! It doesn't look like it's making any difference at all!"

    The boy also sighed.I placed an order for this "anti-virus data" last night, just like throwing a stone into a deep pool, and only heard the sound of "payment successful".

    The boy said it was all right.

    Although it took two months of wages, can apply for an invalid after-sales refund.

    But the girl thought of Director Du's contemptuous eyes, and still vomited for the young man.It's so weird that even the leader can't handle this matter, and he still has to blame the subordinates for their ineffectiveness!

    The girl opened the drawer to pack things.

    Boy: "What are you doing?"

    Girl: "Go away! Dixi is going to die!"

    These 10,000-9,999 coupons are all marked with "Platform Payment". It has been three days, and the coupons received by people all over the country are enough to make Dixi go bankrupt.

    The young man suddenly grabbed the girl's sleeve.

    "Wait a minute!"

    Girl: "What?"

    The young man stretched out a finger and pointed to the screen: "Changed, changed!"

    I saw the 10000-9999 coupon, and the numbers jumped on the screen awkwardly, one second, two seconds...

    Three seconds passed.

    Turned into 10000-5000 coupons!!

    The girl couldn't believe her eyes: "Oh my God!!"

    It has changed!!

    A few miles away, Grandpa Earmouse's eyes were about to crack, and a bead of sweat dripped from his forehead."Hahahahaha! Arrogant insect, you really have some skills, but you will still be defeated by my anti-virus method!"

    He had just breathed a sigh of relief and was about to drink the water handed over by his grandparents when he saw the coupons jumping on the screen!

    【Coupon: 10000-8888】

    "It's unreasonable! It's going to rebound on the spot!" Grandfather put down the water.

    It must be Grandma Jiao Chongzu who found out that he was killing viruses, destroying her bugs, and fighting on the spot.

    Grandpa took a deep breath, hit the exclamation mark again, "Hey!!!" shouted loudly!

    Hit enter!

    [Coupon: 10000-4930]

    The degree of discount is even smaller than just now, grandpa twirled his beard.

    He is ready for the opponent to bounce back.

    as predicted.

    Pride insect adjustment: [Coupon: 10000-7321]

    "Come on, grandpa, the other party is already showing signs of fatigue!" Fei Li exclaimed behind him.

    "Come on! Come on! Come on!" The whole hospital cheered on grandpa.

    "Hey!" Grandpa rubbed his hands to warm up, and flicked down the mouse heavily with his index finger that was glowing with red light!

    Grandpa got it done: [Coupon: 10000-4432]

    One minute later, the pride changed: [Coupon: 10000-5000]

    Grandpa panted heavily, and also showed a tired state, lying on the table to breathe.

    "Red Bull, Dean!" Fei Li shouted to Zhong Yi.

    Zhong Yi Youyou said:

    "Forget it, don't force it, I just found out that the worm is evenly matched with the ear mouse."

    This greatly stimulated the grandfather.He drank a bottle of Red Bull with "ton, ton, ton", clicked on the keyboard with a "snap", and hit enter with a super loud sound!The plastic shell was scalded with a small hole!

    【Coupons: 10000-3000】

    "Great, grandpa!" The whole courtyard applauded!

    At this time, Fei Li came over: "Grandpa Grandpa, I'll go with you now, while the arrogant insects can't react!"

    grandparents covering fingers

    On the back of the grandfather's hand, the two shouted together: "Hey!"

    The whole courtyard was excited and shouted with them: "Hey!!!"

    【Coupon: 10000-1】

    "Success!! Success!!" The whole courtyard cheered.

    There is no more movement on the other side!

    It's just that Zhong Yi left the room silently, showing a little disappointed expression when there was no one around.

    Fei Li looked at Zhong Yi's back, and heard the phone ring.

    He turned on the screen, and when he saw the name of the other party, he showed an incredible look.

    "Success!! Success!!" All the employees on the 11th floor of Dixi Internet Group gathered at the young man's work station and let out a deafening cry!

    They were attracted by the exclamation of their colleagues just now, and they watched the repeated ups and downs of coupons on the spot!

    The coupons displayed on the Internet are like competing with unknown forces, the value fluctuates back and forth, extremely exciting and exciting!Finally stayed at the normal level of [10000-1]!

    This is the first substantial breakthrough in three days!

    It is a milestone victory!

    From the cheers on the 11th floor to the 12th and 10th floors, the entire company cheered on the 20th floor!HR pops champagne, managers order cakes!They became the first company on the national Internet e-commerce platform to achieve a major victory in killing coupon bugs!

    The corner of the young man's mouth was raised to the sky, and he was tossed around by a roomful of colleagues.

    Director Du humbly asked below: "How did you do it?"

    The young man had flower petals thrown by his colleagues on his head: "Some kind of cutting-edge technology has been applied!"

    "The coupons of 'Dixi Internet Group' are back to normal, Boss Bai." Yu Liang held the tablet and reported to Bai Ze.

    "The news from the department should be that the ear mouse fought against the arrogant insect, and the ear mouse won a phased victory."

    "Jiao Chongzu's grandma, Jiao Ju, refused to admit that she was the one who caused the trouble. We couldn't find any evidence, but it seems that it can only be her doing."

    "President Zhong's department employee, Fei Li, is a descendant of the ear mouse clan. His grandpa made important contributions to eliminating bugs."

    The coupon bug brought by the arrogant insect has a great impact, and Bai Ze has been running around for it.He didn't expect this matter to be resolved by Zhong Yi in the end.

    Bai Ze nodded and made a phone call to the National Cyber Security Department.

    He asked the Ministry of Security to issue a notice to all e-commerce platforms, asking them to place an order for Shanhai Pet Hospital's "anti-virus applet".

    In this way, the large coupons and no-threshold coupons flying across the country like a snowflake will finally come to an end.

    "Should we punish the arrogant insect?" Yu Liang asked.

    "Psychopathic monsters can be exempted from responsibility." Bai Ze said lightly.

    He has already received the Jiao Chong medical examination report sent by Zhong Yi at the same time, and the other party has a certain degree of mania.

    Bai Ze: "This itself has problems with the merchants. It is they who have stimulated the mania of the arrogant. You deploy it and require the merchants to standardize and rectify the coupons."

    "For this large bug coupon, we require merchants to withdraw it at random, but only to the extent that they do not go bankrupt. For those who misled old people before and caused them to suffer economic losses, we specifically request that they not be withdrawn to form compensation."

    Although it is a rectification, it is still necessary to leave some leeway for the merchants, otherwise these e-commerce companies will go bankrupt, which will greatly affect the people's livelihood and the economy.

    Yu Liang nodded, taking notes in his notebook.

    Bai Ze massaged his temples, rested for a while, and saw Zhong Yi's phone call.

    "What's wrong?" He said softly, as if the person who made the cold decision just now was not himself.

    "Mr. Bai! I'm so lucky!" Zhong Yi said happily, "Didn't there be a coupon bug in the past two days? Later, Dixi Internet Mall solved it. Many people in our hospital got their coupons returned."

    "But I, unexpectedly, didn't! Back! Back!"

    He was so happy: "I was very depressed at first, I bought you a lot of gifts, I thought I bought them for nothing. But just now, I saw that they were all shipped! Great!

    up!"

    Zhong Yi chattered to him that catnip would be planted in the yard, and tiger climbing frames would be planted. The two broods of old hens were also being delivered one after another. He was enjoying the future and said how lucky he was.

    Bai Ze listened with a smile, and hung up the phone still smiling.

    Yu Liang wondered: "What's going on? Zhong Yi's coupon shouldn't be valid? Is there a bug again?"

    Bai Ze was still smiling: "It's okay, it's not a bug."

    He told Fei Li not to accept Zhong Yi's coupon, but also not to let the merchant platform bear the burden.

    The coupons used by Zhong Yi can only be debited from his credit card.

    Not only the coupons of Dixi Internet Group, but also those of Douyin, Taozhibao, and all other coupons in the future must be operated in this way.

    The little boy was so happy, how could he be disappointed.Dean Zhong's smile is so cute.

    Besides, I am also happy to buy things for myself. Catnip and tiger climbing frames are all things I will use.

    In this way, both of them are happy, isn't this the best of both worlds.

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