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    Weibo discussion group "Close Eyes and Sweat Wool".

    1L: Shocked and shocked, all the large coupons were returned!

    2L: Me too, I was so happy!It turned out to be a bug!

    3L: If it's a bug, that's awesome!Did you find out?They didn't even issue clarification news.

    4L: So who exactly fixed the bug?

    5L: It can't be Shanhai Pet Hospital's 'antivirus applet', hahahaha!

    ...

    100L: 5L is right.My sister works at Trembling.She told me that the superior asked all their platforms to purchase the Shanhai Pet Hospital’s mini-program, and they thought it was nonsense at first!

    Later, after placing an order, it was solved!

    That's right!solved!

    101L: ????

    102L: Are you joking upstairs?Isn't Shanhai Doubi Hospital?

    103L: Don't make trouble, so far, the products of Shanhai Pet Hospital have been strange, but there has been no thunder...

    ...

    201L: 100L is right.My relatives work at Taozibao, and told me that the Ministry of Cyber Security personally issued a notice asking them to purchase programs from Shanhaijia.

    202L: Damn...the upstairs dare not spread rumors about the National Cyber Security Department.

    203L: Damn... that's an order from the state.

    ...

    300L: Shanhaijia's program is more than antivirus?Have you noticed that these websites run 100 million times faster than before!

    Taozibao's boot advertisement has become silky smooth.

    Grandpa Earmouse stood up from the computer, holding his cane.

    The fluffy ears retracted into the hair, returning to the human form, showing a kind smile.

    "Children, these poisons are completely killed. I guess the arrogant insects will not have anything to do for a while."

    He tried for a long time, carefully waiting for a long time beside the [10000-1] coupon.

    For a second, the coupon changed to [10000-1.5], but before he could perform his power, the coupon automatically returned to [10000-1].It seems that the opponent is exhausted and wants to fight, but has no energy anymore.

    he couldn't help asking.

    "Will this proud insect be punished?"

    Zhong Yi quickly said no.

    Bugs are vigilant, and she made a bug this time without leaving any trace of revealing her identity.

    Moreover, Grandma Jiao Chongzu's physical examination showed that she was depressed to a certain extent, and the mentally ill monster can be exempted from responsibility to a certain extent for the negligence caused by herself.

    Although don't know if she did it on purpose, at least the relevant departments will not punish her.

    What's more, Jiao Ju's outbreak was itself caused by the merchants' misconduct, and the relevant departments have also imposed heavy penalties on the merchants, not only requiring the prohibition of recycling some coupons, but also ordering the development of an old people version of the shopping platform.

    "Ah...that's great." Grandpa Earmouse sighed, "I've never seen such an excellent bug."

    "Since my wife disappeared in the Thunder Tribulation eight hundred years ago, I have been very boring. These few days are the most interesting days I have lived in more than a thousand years."

    Zhong Yi actually heard a sense of sympathy between heroes.

    "By the way, Grandpa Grandpa, grandma Grandma Jiao Chong is single!" He had a flash of inspiration and took out the registration form that Jiao Ju had filled out.

    Inside, she ticked off these two places:

    "single."

    "You can join the 'Monster Matchmaker' program and accept the match from the hospital!"

    "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" yelled loudly, shaking the ceiling so much that it shook three times.

    Although he hasn't seen Jiao Ju's appearance yet, he has already been tempted.

    "But... you have been fighting for so long, aren't you afraid that Jiao Ju will regard you as an enemy?" Fei Li hesitated.

    Grandpa Earmouse thought of this

    At one point, his face suddenly collapsed.He walked around the hospital three or four times, Zhong Yi came up with an idea, and whispered it in his ear.

    "Wonderful!" Grandpa returned to the computer.

    He opened the Dixi coupon interface and modified [10000-1].

    Coupon: [521-1]

    Waiting anxiously.

    After ten minutes, the coupons for Shishayin, Taozhibao, and all the shopping malls in the world have become:

    【521-1】

    It was all changed by grandma!!

    Unexpectedly, such a reserved and noble Grandma Chongzi was also attracted by the amazing charm of Grandpa Ershu!People all over the world were forced to witness the scene of their courtship.

    Grandpa Ear Mouse is going to chase after love non-stop.

    Zhong Yi is a bit reluctant.

    During the day and night he stayed, all the furniture in the hospital became spotless, the medical utensils were as clean as new, and every petal of foxglove in the yard shone like velvet.

    How many cleaners' hours and detergents have been saved by this!

    But thinking of how she missed Mr. Bai, Zhong Yi ordered Bi Xi logistics for her grandpa, and asked her to send her grandpa to her lover as quickly as possible.

    As soon as grandpa left, there was another knock on the door of the hospital. When opened it, saw that it was an order from the mall that Zhong Yi had placed in the past few days.

    Zhong Yi couldn't help laughing out loud.

    How lucky!

    Coupons on all e-commerce platforms are not refundable!

    You must know that grandpa made great achievements, and his order should not have slipped through the net.

    Sometimes he ran to the backyard to scatter catnip seeds, and sometimes he went to the front yard to settle old hens. He ignored the eyes of others and allowed the workers to move a big round bed into his bedroom.

    "Dean Zhong is really lucky!" Shi Tong squeezed his little hands.

    All the coupons he had collected on his phone watch since he was a child were refunded.

    "Yes, Dean Zhong is very lucky." Fei Li looked at Zhong Yi who was feeding the chicken, and said meaningfully.

    He quietly ordered a box of toilet paper for his wife.

    Since the wife's coupon was refunded, the most regrettable thing is that I didn't get toilet paper with a price that was almost free|whoring.Fei Li ordered five boxes for his wife, and noted "your lottery coupon".

    Sure enough, when the two ancestors of Earmouse and Pride Chong meet, it's like thunder and fire, and they love each other to death.

    According to Fei Li, they moved in together the next day.The two developed a webpage, and the arrogant insect put the worst virus on it, and the ear mouse used all its strength to kill the virus. This was the greatest joy in their lives.

    Zhong Yi sounded a little envious.

    Up to now, he and Mr. Bai still stop to kiss and hug each other.

    No, no, we haven't seen each other for several days.

    How busy the two of them are.

    After a few seconds of distraction, Fei Li came over to talk to him.He wanted to set up Shanhai Pet Hospital Network Company, which would be responsible for the business of "Small Anti-Virus Program", "Small Subconscious Movie" and "Weather Monster System". Zhong Yi said yes.

    On the other hand, Fei Li talked about making the hospital bigger and stronger.

    Thinking of this, Zhong Yi was excited again.He planned to recruit some monster doctors to establish a branch.But after interviewing some little monsters, he found that the monster medical school should be opened first.

    After discussing with Zeng Mingliang and Aunt Kong, the two agreed to start writing a textbook for monster doctors, and gradually let go of invitations for monster medical students.

    Fei Li can also set up an IT academy about monsters to maximize the role of monsters.

    It wasn't until before going to bed at night that Zhong Yi was free to make a call to Mr. Bai.

    "Bai Ze," he whispered under the quilt, "I'm so good, I haven't even deducted my coupon!! Have you received the extended cat claw stick I sent you? It's good to scratch your claws."

    "Also, there is also raw cod, I guess you like it too!"

    "Hahaha, it's great. I used to be too stingy, and I was reluctant to buy it. You know, the main reason is that I'm afraid that if you buy it cheaply, you will still hate it..."

    He was laughing again when he heard the phone call.

    He was a little embarrassed, wondering if he had talked too much.

    Bai Ze said: "I also sent you something, and it may be received in a few minutes."

    Zhong Yi: "Wow, what? Although I want to say it's a waste of money, I'm still very happy."

    Bai Ze: "Zai Zai clothes with holes on the shoulders."

    Zhong Yi:?!?!?"Don't make this joke hahaha."

    Although he slapped hahaha, Zhong Yi's face turned red.Why can't Mr. Bai forget this matter?

    As soon as he finished typing, he heard Bi Xi Logistics shouting at the door.He put on a pajamas and got out of bed, and got a golden coupon.

    [Flower Banquet VVVIP Coupon]

    Looks like a nice restaurant voucher, pretty expensive one.Bai Ze: "Can I treat Mr. Zhong to a couple's dinner on Sunday?"

    Bai Ze: "...why didn't you talk?"

    Zhong Yi: "I choose clothes online...I'll have dinner with you, I can't wear a doctor's gown."

    Bai Ze: "I can choose clothes for you."

    Zhong Yi: "You don't know my size."

    Bai Ze: "I know it very clearly."

    Zhong Yi:???"How do you know?"

    Bai Ze: "You will know how I know in the future."

    Zhong Yi: "Can't I know now?"

    Bai Ze: "It's not very convenient. Hahahaha. I'm sorry, but I can't help it."

    For Bai Ze, he could know the size of Mr. Zhong by zooming in on a few frames of the small movie left by the mirage and comparing it with his own ratio.

    Yu Liang was about to give Bai Ze a summary of the day, and saw the Demon King smiling there again.I yelled a faint king in my heart.

    It is bright autumn.

    On the edge of Jingshan near the Forbidden City in the imperial capital, there is a luxurious club.

    The flowers at the door are shaking their soft skirts in the autumn wind, and the green grass has never withered and turned yellow, as if it is so fresh all year round.

    "VVVIP coupon cancellation notice, I'm going! The demon king and his lover are coming to dinner on Sunday!"

    "Wow! Finally! Last time they went to the monster restaurant! The restaurant's turnover has increased by thirty times!"

    "Hurry up and prepare some of the best dishes!"

    "Okay, okay! From ancient times to the present, there is only such a demon king, and the demon king has only such a lover. We must prepare well!"

    "Come to something that will help enhance your relationship?"

    "Okay! Sprinkle all the mandarin duck dew, and eat the fire from the sky."

    "Something to increase the spirit power of monsters??"

    "Okay! Let's add a few Jingyuan crystal balls, even little demon cubs with no cultivation level can break through the realm after eating them!"

    "We are willing to be vegetarians for a year, and may the demon king and his lover eat as much as they like."

    Hearing this sentence, hundreds of waiters chanted the slogan piously together:

    "We are willing to be vegetarians for a year, and may the demon king and his lover eat as much as they like!"

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