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    With his legs empty, Peng Xia leaned on the wall of the cinema and moved to the side of the road step by step to take a taxi.

    There is a huge poster on the wall:

    The box office of "Beautiful Stone" exceeded 2 billion.

    This is his 5th viewing of this movie. If you want to select his most regretful decision of the year, you must be selected in the ticket purchase app in October...

    At first, he didn't intend to watch it at all.

    He glanced at the details of the movie, and it said: The story tells about those men who have a relationship with Shitou, Monkey King and Shitou, Jia Baoyu and Shitou, Taishan Shigandang, Wangfushi's husband... The movie combines the realism and emotion of the documentaryThe delicacy of the film and the style of the feature film are majestic, making people linger and forget to return.

    He thought to himself: It’s so boring, what the hell is this?Isn't Willy Mendelchar's blockbuster good?

    Willie Mendechar is a well-known Hollywood action actor. He has shot many blockbuster films and is quite dedicated. He does not hang on to Wia in dangerous shots.Once he fell from the tenth floor and survived.Later, when Peng Xia turned into a monster, he discovered that Willy was a unicorn. When the movie landed, the unicorn bloomed into a transparent protective cover to envelop him.

    Peng Xia wanted to buy Willy Mendechar's "Running to the Dead Point" with all his eyes, but when he opened the ticket booking app, he placed an order for "Beautiful Stone" by accident.

    Beautiful is beautiful, just support this little-known little director.

    It was a weekend night, and he went there on time, but he didn't expect to feel a headache in the first minute after watching it.

    There is a scene where Monkey King strokes the stone, the picture freezes on the stone, and a 360-degree shot of Monkey King's hand and the pattern of the stone.Peng Peacock could not wait to let out a shrill cry: "What the hell is this?"

    Everyone in the movie theater was stunned. They have seen terrible movies, but they have never seen such bad movies!Everyone stood up and condemned loudly.

    Peng Xia slipped out to go to the bathroom, and sent a message to Zhong Yi: "You must never watch "Beautiful Stone"..."

    That's what he said, but after coming out of the toilet, he couldn't help but returned to the screening room.

    After all, after spending more than 30 yuan for movie tickets, still have to fight to stay until the end, after all, Zhong Yi always said that he was too prodigal.

    Until the movie came to Jia Baoyu's baby and the stone.The baby cried softly and spat out a stone from his mouth. The next scene was the little actor playing with the stone...Peng Xia couldn't bear it anymore, and the audience in the cinema started stamping their feet.

    Peng Xia rubbed his severely persecuted eyes, and planned to stand up and go home.But at this time, the person in the seat next to him held him down.

    The eldest brother said in a heavy voice, "Little brother, are you going to leave now?"

    Peng Xia: "...That's right. It's too ugly, do you plan to continue watching?"

    Brother: "To be honest, this is the tenth time I've watched this movie."

    Peng Xia: ...

    Peng Xia was confused: "Is your family in this movie?"

    The eldest brother was even more confused: "Not here. It's just that every time I open the ticket-buying app, a voice will appear in my head:

    "It's not easy for this director, please support him again", and then couldn't help buying tickets for this movie."

    "I actually want to watch "Running at the Dead Spot"," the elder brother broke down and roared, "I don't know what to do, I can't help but buy this broken stone again and again. I went to the toilet just now, and I opened the APP again,Want to buy another one! Thank you for screwing me hard and uninstalling this app! Horrible, what the hell is going on here?"

    Peng Xia:????

    He felt that the elder brother should go to the psychiatrist.

    The movie ended when the husband of Wangfushi touched the stone and shed tears. Peng Xia comforted his elder brother a few words and got on the bus.Looking at the scenery outside the car window, he also took out his mobile phone. In a few days, he still wants to watch "Running Achilles" to wash his eyes.

    But when he was about to place an order, an idea popped into his head.It was his own voice, firm and powerful.

    "Peng Xia. There is an ordinary director who finally made a movie and spent ten years of hard work. As an ordinary person, don't you understand this kind of suffering? Don't you want to help those who work hard to get ahead?"

    Peng Xia: ...

    That voice urged him: "How can you get along with others? If you are not willing to be ordinary and ordinary, you should support this director."

    Inexplicably, he thought of the days when he was silently fighting for the college entrance examination in high school, and the countless mornings when he sweated with Zhong Yi in college.He resolutely withdrew from the "Running Dead Point" interface and placed an order for "Beautiful Stone".

    When I walked into the screening hall with the ticket, I started to regret it again. I felt like I had a bag in my head.

    At this time, Peng Xia could not have imagined that after the 2nd brush, he would have to do 3rd brush and 4th brush. After the 5th time, he felt as if he was going to be sick. When he returned home, he found a prototype feebly.It's all over, and I asked the leader for a week's leave.

    He really wanted to find this director to swallow him after he recovered, and ask him why he wanted to make this big bad movie.

    I also want to go to Zhong Yi Hospital to check my peacock head.

    The entrance of Star Cinema.

    Passerby A: "You have swiped 3 times, I have seen you before!"

    Passer-by B: "4 brushed! Hey, it's so ugly that I want to die."

    Passerby A: "Today's box office broke 2.2 billion?"

    Passerby B: "That's right."

    Bai Ze heard the conversation of passers-by, and said to Zhong Yi: "Let's change to a movie."

    "How can I do that?" Zhong Yi said, "The movie tickets can't be refunded."

    Bai Ze recalled Yu Liang's report.

    In this National Day file, "Beautiful Stone", a film made by an unknown third-rate director, became a dark horse at the box office, but all the audience were complaining about it.

    Ordinarily, this kind of thing may have something to do with monsters, but sometimes, an ugly movie or TV series will receive even more attention...

    In terms of work, Bai Ze needed to watch the movie in person, and thinking that he hadn't dated for a long time, he asked the little boy out as well.

    But he didn't expect that the audience who came out of the previous game had all their hands and feet vain, and their lips were purple, as if they had experienced a catastrophe.

    Zhong Yi also saw it, and frowned: "How can there be such a movie? How ugly is that?"

    Bai Ze was also speechless: "Should I take you to see "Running Dead Point"? I'll go back and watch "Beautiful Stone"."

    Zhong Yi looked at him with strange eyes: "Wait, aren't you jealous of Willie Mendechar?"

    Bai Ze pulled up the mask on his face to cover the blush on his face.

    Zhong Yi: "I don't want to look at him anymore. Ever since you told that cold joke about poking blood holes, I'm not in the mood. I'll accompany you..."

    Before Bai Ze could answer, the two of them saw a girl running out of the cinema hall with tears in her eyes, making a sound of vomiting.

    The staff came to comfort her: "Do you need me to take a taxi to the hospital for you?"

    The girl said, "When will this movie be off the shelves?"

    The staff was helpless: "I can't download it. The box office exceeded 2 billion. How much money did the theater earn? How can it be removed at this time?"

    The girl cried and said: "It's too ugly, I bought another ticket, and I have to use it tomorrow night."

    Zhong Yi understood, frowned and asked the staff: "Don't your leaders think there is something wrong with this kind of movie?"

    The theater manager came over: "What's wrong with this? This is a movie that has passed formal review, and the procedures are complete. We can't just say that the movie is ugly and take it off the shelves."

    The staff faltered: "Manager, actually I...we also..."

    Theater manager: "Don't talk nonsense! Just do what you have to do."

    Zhong Yi was about to ask a question, but Bai Ze reminded him: "Our movie is about to start."

    The two monsters stared at each other. Instead of studying here, it's better to see for yourself what is going on in this ugly and repeatedly rewatched movie.

    It was the 3D IMAX hall that Yu Liang helped book the tickets for. The hall was full of people, all of them were very haggard, only the two demons were the most energetic.

    After the advertisement passed, the opening title of "Beautiful Stone" was released, and as soon as the music came out, all the audience sighed in depression.exist

    Behind Zhong Yi, someone even cried loudly.

    Bai Ze worried: "None of them can leave the cinema. If you feel that your thinking is affected, we will leave as soon as possible."

    Zhong Yi shook his head: "I don't feel it."

    The bright white light of the movie illuminated the faces of the two monsters, and Zhong Yi leaned against Bai Ze.This is the first time they have come out to watch a movie.

    When I was a child in a welfare agency, Zhong Yi sat in the yard with the children and watched a movie with a curtain. It was "Mom Loves Me Again", and Zhong Yi burst into tears.

    Later, elementary school, junior high school, and high school were all busy with their studies, and they had to work part-time to earn money when they were in college.After eating the last meal, don’t know if will be hungry for the next meal. How can have the money and time to go to the cinema.

    Peng Xia asked him to watch a movie when he was studying, and said he could invite him, but Zhong Yi didn't want it.

    Because you have to pay back what you owe your friends.

    The past few months have been so happy. First, participated in Mei Xixi's premiere ceremony, and then went on a date with Bai Ze. was able to go to a movie theater, a luxury place that couldn't even imagine before.

    Therefore, when Zhong Yi held the popcorn next to Bai Ze, a flower bloomed on his head unknowingly.

    In the woo-woo-ah-ah of the cinema, Zhong Yi whispered:

    "Hey, this screen is so big. Doesn't it cost a lot to make this movie?"

    "I think the picture quality is really good. You can see that this stone is as big as a real stone."

    "Hahaha, it's still three-dimensional. You said that if the mirage's subconscious movie is also made into 3D, will I be able to sell it for better money?"

    Bai Ze asked softly, "Don't you really think it's ugly?"

    Zhong Yi: "No, only two hours? I can study here for three hours."

    Bai Ze took out his mobile phone: "Zhong Yi, try to place an order for "Running Achilles" and see if you are affected."

    Zhong Yi took her mobile phone, clicked on the APP, and was about to open "Running Dead Point", when a voice came out of her head.

    "There was an ordinary director who finally made a movie and spent ten years of hard work. As an ordinary person, don't you understand this kind of suffering? Don't you want to help those who work hard to get ahead?"

    Zhong Yi thought for a while: I am not an ordinary person, I am a pretty good monster.

    When I added the ticket of "Running Achilles" to the shopping cart, there was a sour emotion in my head: "How can you join forces with others? If you are not willing to be ordinary and ordinary, you should support "Beautiful Stone".”

    Zhong Yi refuted himself: I think "Beautiful Stone" is pretty good, and I will support it well.I will Amway it to the company employees later.There will be an online version in the future, and I want to download it and review it.After all, this is the movie that Bai Ze and I watched on our first date, hehe.

    Bai Ze saw that Zhong Yi had successfully purchased "Running Achilles", and after refreshing the interface, the original monthly sales volume of "0" became the monthly sales volume of "1".

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