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    "Zaizai, do you know if you won't be naughty later?" Chu Ling took her child to the Earth Commercial Street of the Holographic Mall.

    When the child saw the familiar flowered wall gate not far ahead, he couldn't help but want to tear away his mother's hand and run over to play.

    However——Chu Ling grasped it firmly, so the child wearing a white loose cotton T-shirt who failed to escape could only pout angrily, the arc enough to hang an oil bottle.

    "Hmph, I'm not being naughty. It's obviously An An who bullied Tuan Tuan. I was helping Tuan Tuan yesterday." The five-year-old boy was able to perfectly express himself in words.

    From his frowning expression and unhappy tone, it is obvious that he is not happy that the child named An An "bullied" the child named Tuantuan.

    Hearing this, Chu Ling explained helplessly again: "My mother said that An An didn't hit my sister. He just saw her fall, so he just patted her in the dust after she stood up."

    Zaizai wrinkled his little nose, and said perfunctorily, obviously not paying attention: "I know, I know, Mom, please let me go, I want to go and play."

    The son was so impatient, Chu Ling had nothing to do with him. Seeing the child struggling all the time, she had to let go and let him rush to the "Children's Corner" at the end of Earth Special Street with cheers.

    After confirming that her son's back disappeared at the end of the street, Chu Ling shook her head and continued to walk forward. After stepping through the beautiful flower arch, she walked briskly into the skin care store.

    Every time Chuling comes here, have to sigh that Boss Xie really knows how to do business!

    Since there is a "kid's corner" at the end of the street and a doll balloon delivery man standing in the middle of the street, it is much easier for them as parents.

    I don’t have to work hard to bring the baby, I still have more time to go shopping and shopping, and because the “Children’s Corner” is so fun, it has attracted countless children to work hard to exercise their mental strength, because they hope they can play here longer, andThis requires more powerful mental power.

    Chu Ling, who originally only wanted to buy a set of essential oils, thought of this and bought another set of pure dew!

    It doesn't matter if it's money or not, as long as this place can calm down the king of destruction in her family, she is satisfied.

    In the past, raising a child was as difficult for her as going to the blue sky. Oh, no, it should be said that going to the blue sky is even easier. Bringing a child is really annoying!

    Well now, she's free!As long as she throws the baby here to play at a fixed time every day, not to mention the whole day, at least for most of the day she can live with peace of mind.

    Moreover, there is no distinction of identity here, and the children rarely show off their family situation when they play, so after playing here for a period of time, Zaizai's bad temper has changed a lot.

    She didn't know if the other parents were satisfied with this, but she herself was quite satisfied.

    Coming out of the skin care store, Chu Ling went to the tasting store.

    Because of the popularity of the tasting booths, and the Earth Trading Company has been continuously uploading different food tasting booths, Boss Xie specially opened a tasting booth on this street. In order to better serve everyone, he even expanded the space.

    A total of several thousand square meters is divided into two parts, one part is a small private room, and the other part is a small private space separated by green plants.

    If customers want to eat in the store, they only need to find an empty seat to sit down and order. If they want to take away, they need to go to the takeaway area to buy.

    In order to try it better, Chu Ling replaced it with a new optical computer, but because the trial space provided by the Earth Trading Company was not realistic enough, even if she replaced it with the best optical computer, the fidelity was only about 75%.

    After ordering a bunch of raw seafood marinade and the newly served licorice tea, Chu Ling ate alone in the corner with a satisfied face.

    When she stopped, the feeling of fullness in her stomach made her feel drowsy.

    "Ah! Berry, the raw pickles here are really delicious! Woooooo, I love it."

    "Is that right, am I right? This raw pickle is delicious, you can't go wrong with me."

    The excited conversation of two girls came from next door.

    Because it was next door, even though Chu Ling didn't want to eavesdrop, their voices still came faintly.

    "Hey, I finally understand why some people have been collecting exotic beasts at a high price recently. It turned out that it was the fault of the salted meat! But there is one thing to say, if I have money, I would also like to collect some exotic beastsDo it!"

    The girl with a more immature voice was extremely envious.

    And at this time, the girl who brought her over said again: "Hahaha, if you want to say this, then I won't be sleepy. I went to watch those videos before I came here! I have to say that buddyIt's really brave, he actually ran directly to the hospital door to eat, he died laughing! Is this planning to seek medical treatment immediately if there is a problem?"

    "Ah, really? Really? Where is that video? Why didn't I see it?"

    "..."

    Chu Ling couldn't help laughing.

    Because she also watched this video.

    And she also knows the follow-up!

    I have to say that the anchor was very lucky. After eating the raw pickled beast, he didn't have any problems except stomach discomfort and diarrhea for a few days!

    Even because the raw marinade is so delicious, he is now constantly trying to match different seasonings. Recently, he has prepared a good sauce and bought strange beasts at a high price on the star network, intending to make persistent efforts.

    Chu Ling cherishes her life, so she doesn't dare to eat alien beasts now, but she dares to eat some people who dare to eat them. Anyway, there are not a few citizens of all ethnic groups who are willing to try alien beast meat.

    Up to now, according to those who have tried it, everyone has discovered that the meat of alien beasts is also quite delicious. Although some alien beasts are indeed poisonous, most of them are non-toxic. Even if they are poisonous, the toxicity will not be particularly violent.Most of the healing equipment can handle it. What's more worth mentioning is that some exotic animal meat has hallucinogenic effects. After being poisoned, it is said that you will see dancing villains!

    After the break, Chu Ling packed a cup full of lychees and left.

    This is her son's favorite fruit tea. She once bought a milk tea blind box and offered this limited edition. After drinking it for Zizai, he became a little fan of the Earth Trading Company. Xiaozui kept yelling that his favorite in this life is "full cup"Litchi".

    That little person was talking about what he loved the most in his life, and that cute appearance made people want to laugh when they saw it.

    But Chu Ling thinks it's pretty good, at least her child's childhood was happier than hers!

    The old mother who did not forget her son personally carried this cup of fruit tea from the street to the end of the street.

    Here, there are many parents like her, none of them can enter the "Children's Corner", so they can only stand at the door and call for help.

    Chu Ling blushed the first time she called someone here, but after a few times, she has become familiar with it.

    Chu Ling yelled in a crisp voice, "Chu Zizai, your fruit tea has arrived."

    Not long after, a child's voice responded urgently from the children's corner: "Okay, mom, wait for me, I will come out soon."

    If the effective shouting makes the eyes of the surrounding parents brighten, they will not only shout the child's name now, but everyone shouts with the name of the food. For a while, the periphery of the children's corner is like a large takeaway gathering place, even the airThe sky is full of different snack names.

    At this time, the mother and son who caused the sensation had left the children's corner.

    Handing over the fruit tea, Chu Ling lovingly rubbed his son's hairy little head.

    With sharp eyesight and quick hands, she found a seat vacant on the bench in the middle of the street, and immediately carried the child onto it.

    Zai Zai's white, tender and chubby face was full of satisfaction, he happily sat on the bench dangling his little jiojio, drinking his favorite fruit tea with an expression of enjoyment.

    Not only did he drink it himself, he also invited his mother to drink it.

    The considerate and sensible appearance is in stark contrast to the previous squeamish and violent appearance.

    "Mom, take another sip." Zaizai said with bright eyes while holding the fruit tea.

    Chu Ling bowed his head and took another big gulp, narrowing his eyes contentedly.

    The cute looks of the mother and son made passers-by smile knowingly and feel that their mood has been improved because of them.

    I drank fruit tea slowly, halfway through the drink, the little dog on the side of the road came, and it gave Zaizai a cute lemon balloon, which made the child very happy.

    While playing with balloons, he drank fruit tea, and when the fruit tea was finished, Zai Zai sighed like a grown-up.

    Chu Ling understood what he was thinking, patted the child's furry head and comforted him in a low voice: "Don't be sad, let's go back and do more mental training, and we can play here for a while later."

    Zaizai cheered up, holding his chubby fists and pushing out the frog belly that children have, and said, "Okay, I'm going to start training when I get home."

    In this regard, Chu Ling couldn't mention how satisfied he was!

    She used to worry about Zaizai's training, but now it's good that the Earth Trading Company has taken over this responsibility!

    One word - cool!

    "Good boy, let's go offline after ten minutes of shopping." Rubbing his son's head, the smile on Chu Ling's face was extremely bright.

    Carrying the child off the wooden bench, she took his chubby little hand and led him for a stroll on the street.

    However, as he was walking, the short and sturdy Zaizai tugged at his mother's skirt and said loudly: "Mom, there's a new store opened there."

    The word "Xindian" is like a spell, making Chuling turn back reflexively.

    In the first second, she saw that the initial shop she had just passed turned into a beautiful cottage in the style of a fairy tale deep forest.

    Chu Ling:!

    Chu Ling was pleasantly surprised: "Go Zaizai, hurry up and follow Mom!"

    It's too late to say more, and running over to buy things is the kingly way!

    Fortunately, the store was close, and everyone nearby was stunned by the sudden appearance of the store, otherwise Chu Ling would not be the first person to enter the store and successfully shop.

    Don't want to, don't read, just place an order!

    Regardless of the link, anyway, the purchase volume will be maximized at one time.

    After Chuling bought seven or eight links, the others woke up like a dream.

    Seeing more and more people running towards the store, Chu Ling took a deep breath and continued to place orders without distraction.

    One order after another, a total of more than a dozen orders were placed. After confirming that they were correct, Chu Ling had time to look up at this small shop that suddenly appeared.

    "Mom, have you bought it yet?" the child Xing Xing asked Chu Ling.

    Chu Ling nodded, with a smile on his mouth, and a smile in his eyes and heart: "Of course I bought it. Mom is still the first customer of this fruit shop. I also got a priority purchase card."

    The eyes of the people next to him lit up after hearing Chu Ling's words, and their purchasing actions became more rapid.

    "Ah? Card? Is this it?" The child stood on tiptoe, and called out the small card displayed on his optical brain to show his mother.

    She didn't expect her son to follow suit, Chu Ling was so pleasantly surprised that she wanted to hug him and kiss him fiercely!

    But seeing more and more people in the fruit shop, Chu Ling said decisively: "Zai Zai, let's go out first? Mom will tell you when I go offline."

    Unexpectedly, the well-behaved Zaizai refused his mother's request. He lowered his head and whispered, "Mom, wait a minute, just wait for me for a minute."

    Now Chu Ling still doesn't know how much surprise her clever and lovely son will give her.

    Her clever son not only used his own optical computer to buy the link to the fruit shop, he even bought it again with the optical computer his father had authorized for him.

    And the baby's movements are actually faster than I thought!

    Not long after the crowd arrived, he changed to his father's optical brain to buy, and he happened to be stuck in the top 100 purchase quota, which means that now their family has a total of three priority shopping cards.

    The son's dreamlike operation can't fix Chu Ling!

    After being in a trance for a long time, Chu Ling finally woke up and picked up his son and threw him up.

    Hahahahaha her son is too smart!

    Hahahaha, she gave birth to such a smart son!

    The indescribably good mood lasted until the arrival of the fruit delivery, and became...more excited!

    The fruit store of the Earth Commercial Bank has a limit of one catty per person for each type of fruit. The mother and son used three identities to buy, so each fruit can add up to 3 catties each.

    Mango, lychee, longan, passion fruit, coconut, lemon, banana, jackfruit, papaya, tomato, carrot, a total of 11 kinds of fruits, if you buy three catties of each fruit, you will get 33 catties!

    And because the jackfruit is too big and sent out after the robot packs it, so their three catties of jackfruit are all pulp without any peel!

    Holy crap, this is such a surprise.

    The mother and son looked at each other, eyes full of excitement.

    They treasured most of the fruits and put them in the fresh-keeping cabinet to keep them fresh, while Chu Ling and Zaizai ate up the rest with relish.

    After eating, the mother and son agreed on what fruit they would eat tomorrow, how much they would eat, and how they would eat it.

    After the agreement was made, the two went back to their rooms to sleep contentedly, looking forward to tomorrow together.

    However

    Tomorrow is a day full of crying!

    My husband/dad came home in the middle of the night and emptied most of the fruit at home. When he got up in the morning, he still couldn't get enough of it and asked the housekeeper to buy more fruit.

    Chu Ling:?

    Zizai:?

    The mother and son suddenly had a bad feeling.

    Thinking of something, the faces of the mother and son changed suddenly.

    Before they had time to say more, the two ran to the fresh-keeping cabinet, opened the fresh-keeping cabinet, and found that only a small part of the fruit was left inside.

    "Grass, Cheng Xi, you're fucking going to die, just wait and kneel on the washboard."

    "Woooooo Dad is a big villain, Dad ate Zazai's fruit, Zazai is going to be angry!"

    The wife and children looked as if the sky was falling, which scared Cheng Xi a lot.

    This, as for?

    Isn't it just fruit?

    It's not that there is no money at home, so go buy it after eating!

    "Buy buy buy, buy a fart, if you have the ability, go buy it and show me."

    "Woooooooooooooooooo bad dad, this is not a problem of money at all, money can't solve this problem."

    Cheng Xi was stunned for a long time and a "?" suddenly popped into his head.

    Cheng Xi felt that he no longer knew the world.

    He was only on a business trip for two months, why did he feel that the world had changed so much that he didn't even know him when he came back?

    When did the money run out?

    Soon, Cheng Xi knew why the money was useless.

    ...

    To Xie Xingchen's surprise, the fruit shop of the Earth Trading Company, without any publicity, was featured in the trending searches by relying on tap water.

    But... this hot search is not because of praise, but because of cursing.

    Yes, that's right, it's the cursing that everyone thinks.

    Xie Xingchen listed 11 kinds of fruits in total, but tomatoes and carrots are not strictly speaking fruits.

    And that's where the debate started.

    It can be seen from the video that the two young girls were very happy at first.

    Everyone learned from their words that they were so happy because they all grabbed the fruit sold in the new fruit shop opened by the Earth Trading Company, and they also grabbed a lot.

    Then came the problem.

    The two started chatting about the fruits they bought, and then they talked about tomatoes and carrots.

    As we all know, Xie Xingchen has sold tomato scrambled eggs and carrot pork bone soup in the taster shop of Earth Trading Company.

    And as we all know, StarCraft's food culture is close to nothing.

    So it's not hard to see that in their eyes...fruits are fruits, vegetables are vegetables, and fruits can't be cooked like vegetables.

    So here comes the problem.

    The two little elder sisters both ate tomato scrambled eggs, and also drank carrot and pork bone soup.

    But they bought tomatoes and carrots at the fruit shop.

    So... are carrots and tomatoes really vegetables?Or fruit?

    One girl thinks it is fruit because Boss Xie put them in the fruit shop, but the other girl doesn't think so, she thinks Boss Xie put them in the fruit shop because Boss Xie doesn't open a vegetable shop yet!

    The man said that the public is right and the woman said that the woman is reasonable, and in the end no one can convince anyone, so the scene that was originally harmonious suddenly burst into smoke, and the two of them talked more and more, and finally they started to scold each other!

    Needless to say, although these two young girls were cursing, they scolded in an orderly manner, which involved all the netizens who were just watching the fun.

    Naturally, some people stood in line and cursed more and more violently, and in the end it became a hot search in the end.

    After waiting for the trending search, many people discovered that Boss Xie actually opened another fruit shop secretly.

    Now it's time to poke a hornet's nest, everyone quit immediately!

    Why do you guys buy something but we don't even know about the opening of the store?

    Angry netizens got involved, and the scolding war was no longer a simple "vegetable and fruit" scolding war, but became a beep-beep battle between non-chiefs and European emperors.

    But will the European emperors get used to non-chiefs?

    Ha ha, isn't it just scolding?Who doesn't know what's wrong, you're the only one with a long mouth in the whole world?You are the only one in the world who can beep, right?Want to scold?We will accompany you!

    Don't roll up your sleeves and just do it, whoever loses the scolding today is the grandson!

    So when Xie Xingchen found out that there was a hot search on the earth business, the scolding battle had entered a white-hot stage.

    The people who got angry were all devoted to this "hearty" scolding and didn't care about other things, so every time it was on the hot search, there were several hot searched earth firms, and this time only this hot search was on it.

    But the popularity of this hot search topped the previous ten hot searches, and formed a terrible fault contrast with the second hot search!Most of them are mosaics when you click in. People who don't know think they are playing charades.

    Xie Xingchen: "..."

    Now I feel that I am not blogging, and it is not even not blogging.

    After struggling for a long time, Xie Xingchen finally sent out weakly, "Stop arguing", but—no one paid any attention.

    [Lifetime Comedian: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, now even Boss Xie doesn’t work anymore!】

    [Duck quack quack: I have to say that this big show is really exciting!Quack quack quack quack I haven’t seen such a big drama for many years, it’s worth watching it today, hehehe~ I would like to thank all netizens for their dedication←←]

    [I'm going to Animal Civilization to raise geese: I made a geese cry from laughing, but I have something to say... Netizens are so awesome now, such a topic can be the number one hot search?Please take a look at the good Mr. Li Tianwang who was wronged to stay at the second place on the hot list, he is cheating on the horse, and the result is not as big as the earth business [like.jpg]]

    Some netizens were also dissatisfied, and changed the name of Li Tianwang to post on the blog.

    [Li Tianwang: Joy descends from the sky!Thank you Earth Business!】

    This is the sentence that successfully made netizens laugh.

    Not only did the netizens of Intuit get a bunch of likes, but they even got a bunch of laughing replies with "hahahahaha...".

    As the owner of the black material that was exposed, Li Tianwang's face turned red, orange, green, blue, blue and purple when he saw this scene, and finally hammered the table with a dark face.

    The derailment was exploded, and the character set collapsed. If it wasn't on the hot search, it could still be in public relations, but this horse-riding stone hammer that can kill people is the second most searched on the general board. How can he still do public relations?

    What made him even more angry was that he had cheated on him, and as a result, the earth business firm dominated the most popular searches.

    For the first time, Li Tianwang felt that the world was too unreasonable.

    The Earth Trading Company is simply a devil, and even such a thing wants to steal his attention?

    I don't know that a certain heavenly king in the entertainment industry has such a magical brain circuit, Xie Xingchen, the owner of a commercial firm on Earth who was forced to become one of the protagonists of the incident, is having a splitting headache at this moment.

    Hey, he obviously just wanted to quietly open a fruit shop to deal with his surplus fruit, why did he suddenly become a scolding battle?

    Looking at the tomato and carrot links in confusion, Xie Xingchen finally decided to take them off the shelves.

    So, what about this thing?

    Anyway, many people are arguing about them in modern times.

    He doesn't know how to classify them in order to convince those who oppose them. If that's the case, why not take them all off the shelves!

    At most, he gave the horses the excess tomatoes and carrots to eat, but he didn't believe that the group of foodies would reject them!

    Just do what you want, Xie Xingchen quietly removed carrots and tomatoes when the scolding battle was heating up.

    However, his coquettish operation successfully confused the netizens.

    Netizens:?

    Netizens: Erkang Hand.jpg

    Fuck, stop it!

    They just took the opportunity to beep a few more words, but Boss Xie actually removed tomatoes and carrots?

    They didn't cherish it when they got it, and when it was gone, everyone ignored them as enemies a second ago, and immediately put aside their suspicions, and unanimously pointed Mu Cang at Xie Xingchen.

    [Chirp: Thank you boss, could you please explain why the tomatoes and carrots are gone?[Shoot the table.jpg]]

    [Damn: AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHurry up and put the carrots and tomatoes back on the shelves for us!】

    [Fuck, I was accidentally injured: burst into tears, did our group of netizens who didn't do anything do anything wrong?We just want to buy a tomato to go home and scramble eggs, and buy carrots to go home and make soup. Why are you so cruel to us?Still off the shelf?Thank you, boss, you are not human woooooooooooooooo...]

    Xie Xingchen:?

    No, didn't you guys quarrel very fiercely just now?Now that you've stopped arguing, you're still messing with me?

    Xie Xingchen was dumbfounded.

    The development of this matter was not what he expected.

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