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    "nani, do you have a priority shopping card?"

    The blue-tailed little mermaid Lenny welcomes another murloc who wants to grab the priority shopping card.

    However

    Nani had a cool face, and said angrily: "No, no, let's go, you go."

    In the beginning, Nani answered in a good manner, but as more mermaids asked, his good temper disappeared.

    speak!road!reason!Although he has won a big New Year gift package, it does not mean that he is the Emperor of Europe.

    Priority shopping Kaye, is it that he doesn't want it?

    No, he doesn't deserve it!

    Nani chased away one mermaid after another who was trying to steal the priority shopping card from him, and then he flicked his tail and ran straight to Eugenia and Margaret.

    hum!His New Year's gift bag is not so easy to get, since have taken it, have to give it back to him now!

    So Eugenia and Margaret ushered in bad news.

    They have to "return" what they ate nani with postcards.

    Eugenia & Margaret: Angry.jpg

    But getting angry was useless, Nani just didn't leave, he stared at them firmly, wherever they went, Nani would go, anyway, don't try to get rid of him.

    In the last ten minutes, people with priority shopping cards can start buying in advance. Nani smiled and urged: "Hurry up, you can buy it."

    After he finished speaking, he seemed to think of something and added: "Oh, by the way, don't just buy one copy and pay the bill. Remember to check the purchase limit. You can buy the maximum limit at one time, understand?"

    To be honest, if it wasn't for Nani's reminder, the two of them would really rush in and pay after buying.

    After all, I'm used to it.

    For so long, everyone has known that if you want to buy it, you can only click Buy Now and checkout. Want to buy two more copies?Hehe, go dreaming, maybe it is the 0.01 seconds of the two clicks that will make you miss the success.

    The first time they used the Priority Shopping Card, Margaret and Eugenia really forgot about it.

    "Eugenia/Margaret, don't buy it yet, I'll see if I can buy three copies at once."

    The two looked at each other and said in unison, for fear that the other party would waste an opportunity to buy first.

    Looking at each other, the tacit understanding made Eugenia retreat.

    Margaret kept pressing the "+" next to it, and finally found that the purchase limit was actually 3 o'clock, and she was immediately happy.

    Unceremoniously buying the maximum purchase limit, Margaret patted Nani's dog's head happily and said, "Not bad, little Nani, you reminded me well this time, you don't need money for your share, and my sister will give it to you."

    Margaret waved her hand with a big air.

    However

    nani made a Byakugan coolly: "Cut, it's only 10 star coins, do you think I'm missing these 20 star coins? No, all I need is a priority shopping card! If you want to give it away, give it awayI'm stuck."

    Margaret & Eugenia: The brats!

    The two little mermaids rubbed Nani's head heavily, and they finally felt the helplessness of the big mermaids being angered by the little mermaids.

    But this helplessness dissipated quickly, and three innocent and cute little mermaids sat and ate postcards such as Guoguo (crossed line) in a row.

    But the little mermaids were delighted. Others who didn't have a priority shopping card looked at the fewer and fewer purchases on the page, and everyone was furious.

    A total of 6 million postcards, but really who but the heartless would buy only the single sheet?Everyone who wants to buy must buy a set of two, so it is said that there are 6 million postcards, but there are actually only 3 million sets.

    Look at the number of pre-order snap-ups, it has officially broken through 9 figures.

    But those idiots with priority shopping cards managed to turn three million sets of postcards into two million sets in a few minutes?

    [I want a priority shopping card: Grass, is it poisonous!This group of livestock is really enough!】

    [Luck doesn't make sense: I'm very confused, do so many people really get priority shopping cards?A million sets were taken away at once?My heart was throbbing as I stepped on the horse.】

    [I seem to understand something: [smile.jpg] No, there is no one million. I just asked a buddy who got a priority shopping card. It turns out that the purchase limit this time is 3.】

    [My math thief: Even if the purchase limit is 3, but one million sets, on average, there are about 333,300 people who have used the priority shopping card?Boss Xie, did you send out so many priority shopping cards?】

    There are still 3 minutes left to rush to buy. Although the words of [My Math Thief] have aroused everyone's interest in discussion, everyone's attention is still on the rush to buy.

    But after the panic buying, this Xing Bo of [My Math Thief] became a hot search.

    Without him, what he said is so reasonable!

    333,300 priority shopping cards?

    To be reasonable, when did Boss Xie send out so many priority shopping cards?Isn't this nonsense?

    Everyone is conspiracy theories.

    It must be someone with great hacker ability who infiltrated Starnet Mall!

    So they sent a message to the official Xing Bo of Xingwang Mall, and at the same time sent a private message to Xie Xingchen. After some netizens knew that Xie Xingchen did not read private messages, they even tried their best to contact the person who had Xie Xingchen's communication number, and asked them to send a message to Xie Xingchen., Tell him someone is using hacking skills to steal things!

    Xie Xingchen who received this news out of nowhere was so shocked that he almost closed his jaw.

    Someone using hacking skills to steal something?

    Why are netizens so good this year!

    If a person has the ability to hack into Starnet Mall, can he use this ability to snap up purchases?

    This guess is too outrageous!

    Where do netizens come from with this kind of magical brain hole?

    Xie Xingchen was puzzled.

    Xie Xingchen couldn't laugh or cry.

    Xie Xingchen immediately posted a Xing Bo to clarify.

    [Xie Xingchen V: This, it seems that everyone is thinking too much.These are real customers [I can't laugh or cry.jpg]]

    [Xie Xingchen V: And—the Earth Trading Company really gave out about 300,000 priority shopping cards during the Chinese New Year Carnival last time, but everyone said they couldn’t get them, so I’m sorry to tell you about it.】

    The implication is that you are really African chiefs who can't get so many priority shopping cards, and I just kept silent because I was embarrassed to tell you this cruel fact, but now, because of certain things, I can no longerKeep silent, so I can only tell you this cruel fact-you are really African chiefs.

    Netizens:?

    Netizens: Damn!

    The Chinese New Year Carnival that just ended not long ago actually gave out more than 300,000 priority shopping cards?

    But they didn't get any of them?

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    Why is there such unreasonable trouble in this world?

    Tears flowed from the corners of their eyes, everyone bit their handkerchiefs and were extremely dissatisfied!

    In the end, before they calmed down, Starnet Mall came to poke their hearts again.

    [Starnet Mall V: It is said that some netizens invaded Starnet Mall just for shopping?Hahahaha, if there is such a netizen, please contact our Starnet Mall in time. The Starnet Mall can offer high salaries and provide you with the right to purchase items from the Earth Firm as much as possible.】

    Official complaints are the deadliest.

    Is this a solicitation?

    No, this is calling them stupid!

    This is the star network mall jointly developed by so many bigwigs and geniuses of the Star Alliance. How could it be easily breached by someone??

    It's not that they look down on the products of the earth trading company, but that there is no need for a person with such ability to do so.

    If you have this ability, you can go directly to the earth firm for an interview, right?Becoming an employee of an earth firm, are you afraid that there will be no new products to use?

    After all, after the return of sanity, everyone felt that this was too outrageous.

    However, the facts are sometimes so outrageous, and there is such a "big boss" hidden among so many people snapping up.

    He found a very small bug in the lottery when he was visiting the Starnet Mall, and then stuck with this bug, he got himself a few priority shopping cards.

    But no one knows about this at the moment. After the official blog sent out the information, everyone just ran to the official blog angrily, screaming "ahah" like screaming chickens.

    It was not until the show-off parties who received the courier and the screen-licking parties who had been hanging around on the star network appeared that this group of "screaming chickens" was forced to withdraw from the stage.

    ...

    "This is too, too beautiful, isn't it?"

    The three little mermaids looked at the postcard in front of them obsessively.

    Whether it's the magnificent and prosperous ancient city with warmth, or the beautiful ladies in fairy clothes, both make them feel amazing!

    Especially the ginkgo beauty, the eyes of the two beautiful little mermaids are bulingbuling and shining.

    What a beautiful sister, what a beautiful dress, what a beautiful headdress, what a beautiful tree!

    "Eugenia, I want this dress too." Margaret pointed to the beautiful golden dress covered with ginkgo leaves and said obsessively.

    She had never seen such a beautiful dress, it was obviously just a dress, but he seemed to be able to talk.It's obviously just a decoration worn by people, but it seems to be quietly exuding its own unique charm - that is an ancient charm that is difficult to describe in words.

    Margaret, who was still young, couldn't taste those special charms, but she knew that she liked this dress very much, and she also liked these head accessories very much, and she wanted to have them!

    "I want it too, but I don't have to sell it. The Earth Trading Company will sell it in the future?" Eugenia wanted these beautiful clothes and jewelry more than Margaret.

    As early as when Xie Xingchen released the original picture, she searched for the same model on Xingwang Mall, but she couldn't find anything.

    "Hey, this is the unique design of Boss Xie's house, right? If we want to buy it, do we have to wait until the Earth Trading Company launches a new product?"

    "I understand the truth, but here comes the question... When will the Earth Firm release new products?"

    Having said that, the two looked at each other, with despair in each other's eyes.

    Although the probability of new products coming out of the earth business is fast enough for most brands!But for their fans, it's not enough, not enough, and the speed of the new products of the earth business is too slow!

    and

    The two said in unison with wry smiles: "Even if the Earth Trading Company sells these clothes and jewelry, we must be able to grab them."

    It's hard to grab things from the earth business itself, let alone such beautiful jewelry and clothes.

    At this moment, the two thought of one thing at the same time, and they told each other seriously: "Margaret/Eugenia, you must not use up the number of priority shopping cards."

    If there is a number of priority shopping cards, then they can still grab one. If not, the two of them will probably just stare blankly.

    After all, no one can guarantee that they can grab eight-figure, nine-figure, or even ten-figure netizens.

    It's another day of lamenting how many interstellar people there are!

    Nani, who was obsessed with Chang'an City and could not extricate herself, saw two little elder sisters with sad faces as soon as she came back to her senses.

    Nani wondered:?

    Nani is puzzled: Didn't you already grab the postcard?Why are Margaret and Eugenia looking so unhappy?

    Straight man Nani can't figure it out, he really can't figure it out, he just thinks these girls' minds are too weird.

    ...

    "Boss, many people want Hanfu now."

    Ever since the postcard was launched, Ivy has been observing the opinions of netizens on Star.com.

    So when the Hanfu was trending, she finally couldn't bear to come to Xie Xingchen.

    Ivy, who has received a commission once, is extremely concerned about the new product. She wants to make another sum of money, but this money should not be a commission, but a project bonus.

    Who made the Hanfu not be her original, but the national costume of the nation called "Huaxia" on the ancient earth where the boss's ancestors lived!

    Her only contribution is the use of ginkgo leaf elements in Hanfu. Although this is also a design, Hanfu was proposed by Xie Xingchen after all. Ginkgo leaves are also earth species, so Ivy has no idea of getting a commission.

    "You want to make Hanfu and sell it?" Xie Xingchen asked.

    "Yes, that's right, such beautiful clothes can't let it float in the history that no one knows." Ivy didn't even think about it.

    "Then do it." Xie Xingchen nodded, letting her do it.

    "Do it myself? Start from scratch?" Ivy froze.

    She has never been in the clothing industry, so it would be quite difficult for her to start all over again.

    Xie Xingchen took it for granted: "That's right, after all, Earth Trading Company has never been in contact with the clothing industry. If we want to make clothing, we have to start from scratch."

    Having said that, the boss must be too relieved of her.

    Ai Wei, who came back to her senses, couldn't help but smile wryly, she just created a heavy burden for herself!

    Xie Xingchen encouraged: "Come on, I am optimistic about you. If you can do this well, you will definitely need a big red envelope and a commission."

    The best way to motivate workers is to give them money!

    As long as the money is in place, everything is fine.

    A good boss in the interstellar workplace never cheats, so Xie Xingchen was extremely generous when he said he would give money.

    That look, there is no migrant worker who doesn't like it!

    Ivy was surprised: "Commission? I still have a commission?"

    She was just processing the things the boss brought out. Is the boss willing to give a commission?

    Xie Xingchen nodded, and said as a matter of course: "Although I took out the prototypes of those things, you gave these designs, so how can I still make your designs for nothing?"

    The creative fee is not a lot of money for him, so why not maintain the healthy development of the industry and protect the pockets of employees?

    "No deduction" and "fairness", these two principles are the code of conduct that Xie Xingchen established for himself after becoming the boss.

    Once he had so many part-time jobs, Xie Xingchen was really fed up with those bosses who either deducted money here or there all day long, and loved to paint cakes, and promoted and raised salary according to his own wishes.

    Back then, he was drenched in the rain, but now he just wants to hold up an umbrella for others.

    There was an unspeakable excitement in my heart, and Ivy felt her nasal cavity sore.

    It's great to have a good company, a good colleague, and a good boss!

    Although she hasn't officially settled in yet, Ivy feels that she has realized that she is born as a member of the Earth Company, and will die as a member of the Earth Company!

    Xie Xingchen was not flattered by this, he waved his hand indifferently, and said to her: "Go and do your work, get the money as soon as you finish your work."

    Originally, I wanted to say a few more words, but when I heard what my boss said, Ivy couldn't help but burst out laughing.

    In the end, she didn't expect her nose to be sore from being touched just now, so... she had a snot bubble.

    Ivy: "..." My whole body was stiff.

    Social death is nothing more than that.

    Ivy couldn't remember what it was to show loyalty or what kind words to say. Amidst the boss's suppressed smile, she turned off the communication with a dull face and a broken heart.

    Ivy: Ah, why is it like this? Her beautiful image just disappeared.

    ...

    "Hahahahaha, Fa Cai, I laughed to death just now, then Ivy is too funny."

    After finally holding back his laughter, Xie Xingchen couldn't hold back the communication anymore.

    He didn't mean anything malicious, he just thought the scene of such a smart and capable beauty suddenly bursting out with snot bubbles was very funny.

    Fa Cai glanced at Xie Xingchen, expressionlessly ridiculed: "Master, it is immoral to laugh at others behind their backs."

    Xie Xingchen raised the corner of his mouth slightly, and said without hesitation: "Then you will treat me as immoral."

    Fa Cai: "..." Take the bamboo shoots!

    You have already admitted that you have no morals, so what can I say?

    Xie Xingchen saw that he had silenced Fa Cai, and proudly said: "Hmph, of course you can talk about other things, don't you always love me and keep whispering about hard work, love for your job, and dedication to your job?"

    Speaking of this, Xie Xingchen became angry.

    He didn't teach the robots to read the core values of socialism so that they would be nagging in their ears every day!

    He is obviously a glorious socialist successor!

    As a result, his successor is being chanted about core values by robots every day?

    To be reasonable, this would make him feel that he is an unqualified socialist successor.

    Fa Cai’s defense: “I’m just reminding the owner that you should love your job, be dedicated, be honest, be kind, and be harmonious…”

    After Fa Cai finished speaking in one breath, he said, "Just like you are now, in fact, your behavior is quite disharmonious and friendly."

    Xie Xingchen: "..." He lifted a rock and shot himself in the foot.

    Okay don’t mention it, why mention this again!

    Xie Xingchen: Listen to my sophistry.

    Xie Xingchen: "Actually, I'm quite a harmonious and friendly duck. You see, it's not for the sake of mutual harmony and friendliness that I refrain from laughing in front of each other, and finally laugh later when I can't hold back?"

    Fa Cai wanted to refute, but he didn't know how to refute.

    In the end, Xie Xingchen fooled him into believing his harmony and friendliness.

    Xie Xingchen suddenly said: "By the way, Fa Cai, have you prepared the things I asked you to prepare yesterday?"

    Fa Cai shook his head and said, "Boss, you asked me to prepare too many things, can you tell me which one you just asked about?"

    Xie Xingchen looked surprised: "Of course it's everything!"

    Who still prepares the same things for the New Year?

    Aren't they all done together after they are ready?

    He just asked Fa Cai to help prepare paste, red paper, brushes, scissors, and a dozen or twenty other small sundries yesterday.

    Fa Cai was shocked: "Boss, you didn't say you want it today!"

    The things the boss said have to be customized, so how can it be done in a day?

    Xie Xingchen frowned: "Is it so slow?"

    In his opinion, among these things, firecrackers and brushes are actually more troublesome.

    But in the interstellar era, brushes were also sold, so Xie Xingchen, who couldn't find a brush, asked Fa Cai to find a high-end shop that specializes in brushes and placed a custom order to have someone make a brush for him.

    As for firecrackers... Although these things are not common, they can even make light crackers these days, so how could they not be able to make firecrackers?

    So Xie Xingchen also let Fa Cai take the initiative to contact the weapon shop.

    That's right... When others knew that the customer wanted this weapon with almost zero lethality except for the sound, their expressions were particularly weird.

    However, Xie Xingchen and Fa Cai have thick skins and don't care.

    He also asked Fa Cai several times to tell him to remember to make the firecrackers red, and if they were red, they would look like they were booming.

    But here comes the problem again, firecrackers don't have the slightest technical content for them, and the people in the weapon factory don't bother to make them at all, so if the time is not set in advance, there is a high probability that it will be delayed.

    This is the case now!

    No one was interested in Xie Xingchen's order.

    According to common sense, his order should be pressed to the end, and then an apprentice will take over and complete it.

    So if Xie Xingchen wanted to get the finished product in advance, they had to communicate the delivery time with the other party first, otherwise they could only follow the default delivery time rules.

    After listening to Fa Cai Balaba's lecture, Xie Xingchen humbly admitted his mistake, and immediately sent a sum of money to Fa Cai, asking him to contact the other party as soon as possible to settle the matter. It is best that these things can be delivered today, and if they can't be delivered today, they will have to be delivered tomorrow at the latestsend over.

    Fa Cai sighed, accepted the money tiredly, and then really ran to discuss with all the suppliers whether they could deliver the goods today.

    Because of the extra money, for the sake of the money, the communication between Fa Cai and them was relatively smooth, and basically everyone agreed.

    It took a full hour and a half to communicate, and after the communication was over, Fa Cai got a new job - making paste.

    Although the firecracker writing brush is still waiting for tomorrow, he has scissors and red paper.

    In this case, he can cut and paste the window grilles first!

    Yes, the cheating Xie Xingchen asked to use paste for pasting couplets and window grilles in order to pursue a more "new year flavor".

    And the system is willing to follow him?

    The New Year's Eve system really put a lot of glutinous rice on the shelves for him. These glutinous rice are not only enough for him to make paste, but also enough for him to make rice cakes and glutinous rice cakes.

    It's rare to enjoy such a warm "love" from the system. Xie Xingchen intends to follow the original plan, but with a slight change. He decided, today - cut window grilles, make glutinous rice cakes, and make rice cakes!

    Holding the big scissors, Xie Xingchen couldn't help but look at the red paper that was full of two big tables, "Fat Fortune Gui Chang Shou, come here, I'll teach you how to cut window grilles."

    However

    Just as Xie Xingchen finished speaking, the system notification sounded.

    [System: Congratulations to the player for triggering the hidden mission "Happy New Year". Mission requirements: live broadcast more than 30 hours of Chinese New Year-related content; mission rewards: advanced Hanfu making machine*1, advanced jewelry making machine*1, plant affinity+1.】

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