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    Cotton is definitely a must-have!

    And he had to take all the 10 bolts of cotton cloth with him.

    Then there are all kinds of wool products and related peripherals of the earth trading company.

    Finally, there are flowers, fresh fruits and delicacies~

    However, Xie Xingchen never packs products that require freshness, such as fresh flowers and fresh fruits. He plans to wait until the Zerg race and then send them by courier on the trading day.

    In addition, he also filled the space button with various Hanfu, accessories, kitchen utensils... and the tools and materials needed to arrange the booth.

    Xie Xingchen, who didn't know that there was no booth arranged on the "trading day", was very entangled in this.

    How do you arrange your booth to give people a refreshing feeling during the trading day?

    After thinking about it, he finally went to the Xingwang Mall to buy some wood, and then packed all the leftover couplets, lanterns, window grilles, Chinese knots, etc. from the Spring Festival, and put them in the space button.

    At the end of packing, Xie Xingchen found that his space button was full, so full that he couldn't even fit a backpack.

    Xie Xingchen: "..."

    Fortunately, fresh food can be delivered by courier, otherwise he might have to drive a starship to go there.

    Xie Xingchen secretly rejoiced in his heart.

    But after a while, he was dumbfounded.

    Wait, wait, drive a starship there?

    Come on, the earth has not yet opened public waterways!

    So no public spaceships pass by here.

    Then how did he get to Bugstar?

    Is it possible to really drive a starship?

    But here comes the problem!

    What if he doesn't know how to drive a starship?

    Although any starship has an autopilot function, the universe itself is dangerous and you may encounter star robbers on the road!

    If an unlucky person encounters danger or star robbers, the autopilot mode will not save him, and he will not even be able to escape if something goes wrong!

    Xie Xingchen: _(:з"∠)_

    Unexpectedly, the biggest problem of participating in the trading day is not the problem of commodities, but the problem of travel and transportation.

    This horse riding is really amazing.

    Xie Xingchen was completely wilted.

    ...

    Xie Xingchen thought seriously about what he should do.

    Currently, there are three options before him.

    The first is to use the autopilot function of the starship to rush to the nearest Dove Star, and then take a public spaceship from Dove Star to the Zerg civilization.

    This method is not very dangerous and highly operable, but troublesome.

    The second is to hire a "driver" with a high salary, let the driver come to the earth, and then drive the starship to take them to the Zerg civilization to participate in the trading day, and then drive the starship to bring them back after the end.

    This method is more convenient, but the operability is not strong, or sometimes Xie Xingchen is not very willing to use this method.

    The third way is to find a friend and see if he can take a car.

    Among the three options, Xie Xingchen prefers the third, then the first, and finally the second.

    As for the friend who can ride the car?

    Xie Xingchen: Emmm.

    Here, his good friend - Ludwig will be invited to make a solemn appearance.

    In fact, mechanical civilization is quite close to the earth.

    As for the road from mechanical civilization to Zerg civilization, is it passing through the earth by the way or by detour?This requires light brain to go out.

    After reading the route from mechanical civilization to Zerg civilization planned by the optical brain, the earth is at a certain point on the shortest course, Xie Xingchen was immediately happy.

    Xie Xingchen said with bright eyes, "Hahahaha, I'm so lucky!"

    This time the car is expected!

    Xie Xingchen thinks happily

    It's just a matter of passing by, even if he doesn't talk about his friendship with Ludwig, it should be possible?

    After all, he has done a lot of transactions with the machinery business this year. A few days ago, the people from the machinery business came to install the equipment, and he even gave them a dozen boxes of the latest papaya milk-flavored energy liquid that has not yet been released yet!

    It's just a car, or a car that doesn't take up the material space, they will definitely not be able to refuse!

    It doesn't matter how you say it, he is also his vvip customer of the machinery firm!

    So Xie Xingchen became confident.

    He first told Ludwig that he wanted to rub the car, and as expected, Ludwig immediately agreed.

    After Ludwig agreed, Xie Xingchen approached the person in charge of the machinery firm. Before he said that Ludwig had promised him to rub the car, the person in charge of the machinery firm immediately agreed to Xie Xingchen's "rub the car"Require.

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    As expected of me, I solved the problem of "travel difficulty" in one go!

    This time, there are cars to ride back and forth, and they are still the cars of the machinery firm. They are safe and reliable, and the pirates will retreat quickly, which is simply amazing!

    Boss Xie, who was extremely happy, couldn't help his surging mood, so he logged into Xing Bo and sent a blog post sincerely thanking the machinery firm.

    Everyone:?

    What the hell?Thank you boss for taking the car?He thanks?He is excited?

    Xie Xingchen's Xing Bo expressing his feelings in such a fresh, natural and unaffected way makes the viewers very confused.

    But after regaining consciousness and sorting out the key points of the matter, everyone fell to the ground laughing.

    [The first person to tell a joke is indeed you: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, thank you boss!I would like to call him "the first person in the Star Alliance to loot a car"!】

    [Flying pants: Really, I laughed until I trembled. These days, there are planet owners who can’t drive starships and have no subordinates who can drive starships, and they are reduced to chasing partners’ cars. What kind of sand sculpture incident is this!】

    [Wrinkles from laughing: I won’t stop, you guys in front of me are laughing so happily, I’m just laughing like a giggling beast, giggling... no, no, I’m hiccupping from laughing... because I don’t know how to drive a starshipAlmost missed the trading day, my mother, thank you, the boss is going to be famous, just wait for the day when he becomes "famous" on the trading day hahahahaha...]

    Netizens couldn't stop laughing.

    Although sand sculptures are everywhere, but such sand sculptures of planet masters are really the first!one!Second-rate!See!

    To tell the truth, there is a kind of pity for no reason.

    How could this silly boy be so stupid!

    Just before departure, I remembered that neither I nor my robot can fly a starship, is that okay?

    No, no, no, my stomach twitches from laughing, help me up quickly!

    This thing is so weird, it's so weird that even the machinery business has become a hot search.

    #机械商品好人好事#

    People who don't know see this hot search entry and think that the Machinery Firm has done something great.

    As a result, click to enter.

    Everyone:?

    Give someone a ride?

    What the hell is this!

    Is it a good thing for someone to rub a car these days?

    Uh, that's not right, because this is indeed a good person and good deed. It should be said that these days, doing such a good person and good deed can become a hot search?

    Passers-by clicked on the netizen comments below with deep doubts.

    Then they discovered—this so-called good person and good deed is really a good person and good deed.

    At the very least, it avoided the tragedy of a very hot planet owner missing the trading day because he couldn't drive a starship.

    Xie Xingchen: Why don't you just say my name directly!

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    ...

    If you want to ask Xie Xingchen what is the most regrettable thing he has done recently, then he will definitely answer - send!star!Bo!

    Because of posting Xing Bo before, not only did he not take off the title of "Fairy Boss", but after realizing this title, Xie Xingchen regretted it.

    But now, he found that he could regret it even more!

    It's fine to be labeled as the "Fairy Boss", at least the title sounds nice, and many people want it even less!

    But now?

    He became the biggest "sand sculpture" on StarNet!

    God knows... why is it all interstellar, the word "sand sculpture" still exists, and the meaning cannot be said to be completely different from modern times, it is almost the same.

    Xie Xingchen: In one word, absolutely!

    With a blank face, Xie Xingchen and his three good robot partners walked up the spiral staircase seemingly calmly under the smiling eyes of all the mechanical beings who came to pick them up from the mechanical business.

    In fact, after arriving in the guest bedroom of the spaceship, Xie Xingchen couldn't help but bury his face in the quilt with reddish ears.

    It's embarrassing, it's really embarrassing!

    This time even he couldn't do the thing "As long as I'm not embarrassed, it's someone else who is embarrassed".

    Fortunately, the simple mechanical life is very different from the human beings who love to join in the fun. Compared with those gossiping humans, this group of mechanical life is honest and cute.

    Seeing that Xie Xingchen didn't seem to care, they laughed and felt bored, and then they didn't care, as if nothing happened.

    ...

    The territory of the Zerg civilization is collectively called "Zerg Planet", which consists of a main star and multiple small habitable planets.

    It is located at the edge of the Star Alliance, beyond the insect planet, to the left is the dangerous cosmic black hole, and to the right is the largest interstellar battlefield at present - the alien beast galaxy battlefield.

    Because they are in such a complex and extreme environment, the Zerg has always advocated the principle of "the supremacy of force".

    Of course, no matter how much Zerg advocates, it will not make the whole society look like a dark age without laws. The "supremacy of force" here refers to the supremacy of force based on the law.

    But the law enforcement of the Zerg...Emmm...how should say it?

    Different people have different opinions?

    Anyway, as long as you don't beat them to death or maim them, it can only be considered a "discussion"?

    In any case, to outsiders, their whole society looks rough.

    The Zerg is even more amazing to the outside world!

    Not only rude, but also extremely defensive.

    Especially to protect the short of their little bug cubs!

    As long as someone dares to hurt the little worm cubs, he is the enemy of the entire Zerg race!

    For example, the previous "black heart cotton" incident.

    In the end, it's just a small problem, but the Zerg said that gathering an army is gathering an army, and it's true for anyone.

    That is to say, the high-level executives of the Star Alliance intervened, otherwise the Tongxin Group, which caused the black-hearted cotton incident, would not only be the culprit, but the group went bankrupt as simple as that!

    However, the "black heart cotton incident" is not all bad, at least it is a good thing for Xie Xingchen.

    Because of this incident, his plush products successfully penetrated into the xenophobic Zerg, and the super-quality baby products including milk powder allowed him to successfully gain friendship from the Zerg in a short period of time!

    But at any other time, Xie Xingchen would not be able to obtain this friendship easily.

    It can only be said that he is really lucky!

    Just happened to find colorful sheep before that, just happened to make cashmere products, just happened to be the "black heart cotton incident" happened, just happened to be able to treat the insect cubs whose aptitude was damaged in the "black heart cotton incident".

    This is a closed loop.

    But no matter which step is missing, this result will not be the same.

    Xie Xingchen hadn't really thought about this matter.

    It wasn't until now that he was going to the Zerg territory that he went through the matter in his mind from beginning to end.

    After the analysis, he was immediately happy.

    Xie Xingchen: I feel that my Myriad Manifestation Umbrella is useless!

    After all, he was the one who got the worm badge, which was dubbed by netizens as the "Badge of Favorability of Zerg Civilization".

    Could it be that the Zerg could still allow him to be attacked on their own territory?

    Hehe, let alone death, if Xie Xingchen was attacked and injured in the Zerg territory, they would lose face!

    Fa Cai, who had just finished his work, looked up and saw his master smiling silly.

    Fa Cai was taken aback, and then hurried over and asked, "Boss, what's wrong with you?"

    Although getting rich as a robot is already considered very clever to most people, this kind of cleverness still has a certain gap compared to mechanical life, not to mention human beings.

    For example, at this moment, even if he knows the meaning of the word "embarrassed", he knows that his boss is embarrassed, but he cannot experience what "embarrassed" means.

    Therefore, Xie Xingchen's embarrassing performance seemed to him to be - the boss behaved strangely.

    And once a human behaves strangely, he is probably sick!

    Xie Xingchen:) Your idea is very good, but I forbid you to think about it again.

    Xie Xingchen couldn't help but explain to Fa Cai that he was not sick at all, he was just embarrassed before.

    The explanations were repeated repeatedly, until he became numb at the end of the explanations, and he no longer felt that there was anything embarrassing about this matter.

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    Xie Xingchen: I won't embarrass myself _(:з"∠)_

    Talking about chicken and duck was really tiring, so tired that Xie Xingchen changed the topic without a trace, and stopped discussing the "embarrassment" with Fa Cai.

    ...

    The exclusive spaceship of the machinery firm is very large. Even though some of its space has been converted into warehouses and weapon storage, its related supporting facilities are still very luxurious.

    For example, the guest bedroom where Xie Xingchen lived.

    It is said to be a bedroom, but it is actually a presidential suite.

    There is a master bedroom, three guest bedrooms, children's room, living room, study room, meeting room, gym, etc. The conservative area is roughly estimated to be 300 square meters.

    The only regret is that there is no kitchen.

    But this is not a shortcoming of mechanical merchant spaceships, but a characteristic of all spaceships and starships currently on the market.

    Times are different after all.

    Here, a kitchen is not a necessity.

    Everyone eats nutrient solution for many years, so why do you need a kitchen?

    Even with the so-called cooks recently due to the gourmet craze, the kitchen...it's still not very useful.

    People who need a kitchen can just find a larger empty room to decorate. It is difficult to force the factory configuration to have a kitchen.

    Xie Xingchen, who had been prepared for a long time, brought a fresh-keeping box full of delicious food and two boxes of high-grade nutrient solution with better taste when he left the earth.

    Hey, as long as this is his place, he can barely make a fire in the living room, but this is someone else's place, and it's not good for him to make a smokey fire, so he simply eats "fast food".

    Calling back Fugui and Chang Shou who ran out to visit the spaceship, Xie Xingchen took out the energy liquid the robot drank and his own food from the space button.

    According to the three people's tastes, after giving them their favorite energy liquid, Xie Xingchen took out a bowl of noodles with scallion oil from the fresh-keeping box, and ate it happily!

    The spaceship of the Machinery Firm is the best spaceship on the market, so it is naturally extremely fast. It only takes three days to travel from the earth to the Zerg territory, so Xie Xingchen prepared food for three days.

    It just so happens that there is this high-grade fresh-keeping box, and the food will never deteriorate in just three days, but the taste may be slightly worse.

    But it doesn't matter, he is not a person who has not experienced hardship, the taste is just a little bit worse, it is not a big deal, as long as he can fill his stomach.

    And the food for three days is enough, and they will be able to reach the insect planet in three days.

    When he arrives at Worm Star, he will probably be busy. At that time, he may not have the time to make the ingredients, right?

    Maybe it's time to be with the nutrient solution.

    After Xie Xingchen and Facai, Fugui, and Chang Shou had enough food and drink and had a good rest, Xie Xingchen grabbed Fugui who wanted to go out to play.

    He took out two large boxes of the latest energy liquid from the space button.

    While handing it over, Xie Xingchen said to Fugui: "Fugui, when you go out, take these energy fluids to the captain and the others."

    Sophistication of the world comes from the place.

    Although Xie Xingchen had sent the installation engineers a lot of energy liquids with the latest taste when they came to Earth to install the equipment a few days ago, but...there are so many people who are so polite!

    Fugui didn't ask why, but Xie Xingchen asked someone to take him away.

    It is also rich and powerful, and a normal human being might not be able to take away this big box of energy fluid!

    After staying in the bedroom for a while, Xie Xingchen couldn't stay any longer for no reason.

    He poked his head out from the suite quietly, and looked outside curiously.

    This is the legendary mechanical firm spaceship!

    This is the legendary spaceship of the mechanical firm with super-many super-large weapons that even pirates would shy away from!

    Or, should he visit it too?

    Just when Xie Xingchen was wondering if he should find an excuse to go out and visit, suddenly...

    "Thank you boss, what can you do?"

    Seeing Xie Xingchen poking his head, a passing engineer from a machinery firm looked at him curiously and said.

    Seeing someone coming, Xie Xingchen walked out as if he didn't care.

    After closing the door with his hands behind his back, he casually replied, "I just saw my robot walking by, so I came out to take a look."

    Hearing this, De Lun suddenly realized: "So that's the case, then you may have read it wrong. I just came over there and didn't see your robot."

    Xie Xingchen pursed his lips and smiled, he was so cute by this simple and straightforward robot.

    "That's right, thank you for reminding me."

    Then he naturally changed the subject: "By the way, Deren, can I visit your spaceship?"

    visit?Deren immediately agreed: "Of course."

    Thinking of Boss Xie giving them two unreleased but super delicious energy liquids in a row, he even greeted them warmly: "Boss Xie, do you want to visit by yourself or should I show you around?"

    Is this still an option?

    Xie Xingchen naturally chose to let Delun show him around!

    Deren is a very good "tour guide". After understanding what Xie Xingchen wanted to visit, he simply took him to the weapon room.

    The huge weapon room is filled with all kinds of high-end weapons.

    Some of them even looked ordinary, so ordinary that Xie Xingchen thought it was just making up the numbers.

    However

    Through De Lun's explanation, Xie Xingchen understands what is meant by "a person should not be judged by his appearance".

    Not only can people not be judged by their appearance, but weapons can't be judged by their appearance either!

    This ordinary weapon is only seemingly ordinary, and its actual lethality can rank among the top ten among all weapons!

    Let go of your hand with a "swoosh".

    Xie Xingchen was intimidated by the power of the weapon De Lun described.

    Scared. Scared.

    This is really untouchable.

    If something goes wrong, I'm afraid everyone in the spaceship will be buried with him!

    The frightened Xie Xingchen didn't dare to touch things again. He obediently followed De Lun and listened to his explanation quietly.

    After listening for a full hour, that's all, only part of the weapons were explained.

    This made Xie Xingchen realize firsthand why Star Pirates are afraid of machinery firms.

    To be reasonable, he would be afraid if he was a star thief!

    So many large weapons are more than enough to attack planets, not to mention counterattacking star thieves.

    Do star thieves dare to rob?

    Hehe, are you sure it's robbery?

    This is courting death!

    After walking around the weapons room, Xie Xingchen left with a strong sense of security.

    Then visited the training room, entertainment room, game room... and other places for a long time.

    After reading it, Xie Xingchen had only one thought in his mind——his good friend is really rich!

    If this spaceship can be exchanged for money, the money can be used to build the earth, right?

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    ...

    After visiting the spaceship, Xie Xingchen returned to the suite to rest contentedly.

    He was so tired during this time that he had no time to sleep.

    Now that he is free, he has to make up for it.

    After washing up, Xie Xingchen told the three robots in his family not to disturb him, and he fell into a deep sleep as soon as he lay down on the bed.

    When he woke up, he found that he had slept for more than twenty hours.

    Even Fa Cai, Fu Gui and Chang Shou made appointments, if he didn't wake up after two hours, they would wake him up.

    After waking up without a dream, he was refreshed, and Xie Xingchen was full of energy when he woke up.

    After resting, he immediately changed into a different person!

    The mechanical life who had never been in contact with Xie Xingchen thought he was a particularly gentle and handsome planetary master when he first saw him.

    But after actual contact, they found that this planetary master is not like those traditional planetary masters, but he is more like a big boy - lively and cute!

    The most important thing is that his attitude towards mechanical life is very good!

    Okay is not at all like a human attitude.

    In the past, everyone only heard other mechanical beings say that Boss Xie is good, but how good he is is something that this group of mechanical beings can only feel deeply after they have come into contact with him.

    Anyway, it's very good!

    So good that they all fell in love with this planetary master from Earth!

    Both sides have a friendly attitude and get along naturally and harmoniously.

    Once we get along harmoniously, it will not be difficult to make friends there.

    It's just a short journey, Xie Xingchen has already made friends with many mechanical life forms.

    Even under his leadership, many mechanical life forms have learned skills including but not limited to singing, dancing, cooking...etc.

    It can be said that even if they leave the machinery business later, they will not starve to death, because everyone has learned new skills to make money!

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    Then there was the following bizarre scene.

    In the largest star port of the Zerg.

    In the eyes of everyone, the people from the machinery firm came out.

    However, the person walking in the middle is not the mechanical master of their mechanical civilization, but a boy with a sunny smile.

    And this boy looks familiar?

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