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    In a spaceship operated by a mechanical civilization, several newly awakened mechanical beings looked up at each other stiffly and curiously.

    "Hello, my name is Serena, and I am a nanny robot who has just awakened."

    The mechanical life that looked like an ordinary human woman greeted first.

    Her voice is very soft, and it can be seen that it is specially designed to take care of children.

    "Hello, my name is Fancy, and I am a newly awakened companion robot."

    With a small child-like body, self-introduction in a childlike voice, innocent expressions and movements, people can't help but want to pet his head.

    The companion robot, also known as "children's partner", is known as "the best gift for children".

    This kind of robot is expensive, and the families who can buy it must be rich families.

    So even the clothes Fancy wears are made of natural plants.

    If the person sitting here is not a robot, then they might be jealous of Fancy, thinking that a robot can dress so well, but fortunately... most of the people sitting here are just awakened robots.

    As we all know, newly awakened robots will not have such advanced emotions as "jealousy".

    So after listening to Fancy's introduction, the two newly awakened mechanical life forms just nodded to show they knew.

    After that, including Fancy, their eyes turned to the last robot who hadn't spoken yet.

    He is tall and handsome, and he looks like an artist in his clothes, especially the back of his head, where there is a cute little knot.

    "My name is Drinkwater. I used to work in a hotel. Before I woke up, I was a hotel robot manager."

    The three mechanical life forms exchanged information.

    After knowing each other's information, they seemed to have completed a certain task, and fell silent again.

    The people around seemed to be used to this "cold" performance of the newly awakened mechanical life forms.

    Seeing this, everyone diverted their attention without any surprise, and stopped paying attention to these newly awakened mechanical life forms.

    next day

    A spaceship from a mechanical civilization landed on a mechanical star.

    The Drinkwaters were stuffed into a super-large suspension vehicle, and after flying for five hours, they were sent to the newly awakened paradise of new mechanical life—Mechanical City.

    Here, they will spend the initial learning phase.

    After "graduating", they can walk out of the mechanical city and enjoy the real life of intelligent life.

    Along with them, there were more than a thousand mechanical life forms that had just awakened.

    These mechanical life forms were divided into 10 teams, and by fate—including Drinkwater, Serena and Fancy were taken away by the person in charge of the same hotel as soon as they got off the car.

    Here, in the next two months, the mechanical civilization will provide them with free accommodation and free energy fluid.

    After getting off the suspension car and walking for about five minutes, they came to the hotel that looked squat among the tall buildings.

    Everyone stood quietly, waiting for the next order from the person in charge of the hotel.

    ...

    Having been responsible for the reception of the newly awakened mechanical life for many months, Horton has long been accustomed to the almost non-existent communication situation of this group of newly awakened mechanical life.

    After he neatly allocated rooms and citizens' light brains to them, he distributed a small box to each of them, and then led them to an oversized room closest to the hotel lobby.

    It is designed like a study room.

    Huge log bookcases towering above the sky can be seen everywhere, and occasionally even a beautiful spiral suspended ladder can be seen stopping in mid-air.

    The only difference between here and the exquisite library is that the precious log bookcases are not books that need to be treasured, but various energy fluids.

    Horton clapped his hands, drawing everyone's attention back.

    "Everyone can choose 60 bottles of energy liquid here. This is free, and it is a gift from the Machinery City."

    "The label in front of each energy liquid grid is marked with the flavor of the energy liquid. You can choose different flavors of energy liquid according to your own preferences. If you really can't choose, you can choose a bottle of each energy liquid. In this way,Just enough to get 60 bottles of energy liquid."

    After Horton said this, he turned around and left, regardless of how helpless the newly awakened mechanical life in front of him was when he heard his words.

    At first no one moved.

    After a long time, many mechanical life forms followed what Horton said, choosing one portion of each type of energy liquid, and got enough 60 bottles.

    Only Serena, Fancy and Drinkwater made different choices.

    They gave up choosing other energy fluids, and instead found the type of energy fluid marked with the "★" symbol.

    Because - this star symbol represents the research and development person Xie Xingchen.

    It also means that this is the best energy liquid!

    After all life forms had selected 60 bottles of energy liquid, Horton took them back to their room and handed them a schedule.

    The schedule is full of courses, and there are no courses related to professional technology. The courses that must be clocked in are all daily life teaching and... practical techniques that can be used when communicating with other living bodies.

    After studying like this for four weeks, when they recognized and got used to their new identities, and hoped to find a new job to support themselves in the next month, the hotel manager Horton brought them a new message.

    The smile on Holden's face couldn't stop saying: "Newly awakened mechanical life, you are so lucky! Starting tomorrow, the Earth Trading Company will conduct the first recruitment here, and the recruitment target is all mechanical life, The newly awakened mechanical life even has priority recruitment treatment."

    Mechanical life forms don't gossip, but their news is the most well-informed.

    After so many cooperations, Xie Xingchen's attitude towards mechanical life has long been an open secret.

    Coupled with the high benefits provided by the Earth Trading Company, this job can be regarded as a worthwhile job for many mechanical life forms.

    The hotel itself is a place that only entertains newly awakened mechanical life, and generally no other people will come in, so Horton is very relieved to put the recruitment profile of the Earth Trading Company on the light screens at the front desk.

    Drinkwater happened to have such a light screen in front of him, so he became the first mechanical life to see the content of the recruitment notice.

    【Earth Business Company·Employee Recruitment】

    Position: Factory administrator (multiple)

    Responsibilities: Responsible for the normal operation and management of the factory

    Requirements: Experience in factory management is preferred

    Salary: 20,000 monthly salary + employee benefits + regular benefits

    Position: Plantation Manager (multiple)

    Responsibilities: Formulate planting tasks, manage planting robots

    Requirement: Prior to awakening, the mechanical life of the planting robot is preferred

    Salary: 20,000 monthly salary + employee benefits + regular benefits

    ...

    Position: hotel administrator (multiple)

    Responsibilities: Hotel Management

    Requirements: Relevant work experience is preferred

    Salary: 20,000 monthly salary + employee benefits + regular benefits

    Position: cat feeder

    Responsibilities: Feed the cats in the Forbidden City every day

    Requirements: Affinity, cats like priority

    Salary: 10,000 monthly salary + employee benefits + regular benefits

    ...

    Position: Sashimi master

    Responsibilities: Make sashimi

    Requirements: good knife skills, hard work

    Salary: 10,000 monthly salary + employee benefits + regular benefits + a large commission

    Position: Gardener

    Responsibilities: Production and innovation of beautiful gardening works

    Requirements: high aesthetics, independent innovation ability

    Salary: 15,000 monthly salary + employee benefits + regular benefits + creative bonus

    There were more than 20 positions in a row, and Drinkwater turned through three or four pages before finishing them.

    The job responsibilities of these positions are very simple, but most of them are management positions. To manage robots, you must have certain management experience.

    This requires a strong comprehensive ability.

    It is not a small difficulty for a robot that has just awakened, unless...it is another story of this type of robot before awakening.

    The requirements for the remaining positions are simple to say, but also difficult to say. Among them, the most difficult thing for the robots is probably the gardener.

    For them, this kind of work that requires independent and advanced aesthetic taste-maybe making star weapons is easier than it!

    One by one, everyone read the recruitment information in an orderly manner.

    Many mechanical lifeforms have chosen a position that they are good at (?) under Horton's suggestion.

    They logged in to the link that Horton had just sent to the group, on a simple page, filled out their resumes as required, and then delivered them.

    Mechanical life forms may have different personalities, but they must have the same traits—sincere and truth-seeking.

    1 is 1, 2 is 2, normal mechanical life will not lie, let alone cheat.

    So what they write on their resumes is their real skills and experience, and there will be no exaggeration or out-of-the-box situations.

    And...their words are really concise, and if they can do it with one word, they never use two words.

    Although a resume is only 100-200 words at most, there is not a word of nonsense in these words.

    This shocked everyone in the Department of Design, who had been arrested and became the first-round resume elimination officer, beyond words!

    God, so the resumes of mechanical lifeforms are all like this?

    A bit awesome!

    There is no nonsense and no peeing in the whole process. This is really easy to screen, and it also allows people to see their abilities at a glance.

    For the interviewer, such a resume is simply a breath of fresh air!

    With curiosity and an indescribable excitement, everyone from the Department of Design gathered in the apartment next door to Zhang Yu's house, the large apartment that Xie Xingchen had bought as a studio.

    They chattered about who should be kept and who should be passed.

    In the end, they screened out half of the tens of thousands of resumes, and they even wrote job transfer suggestions on some hundreds of resumes.

    As for further screening?

    —Forgive them, there is nothing you can do.

    They think these resumes are really good.

    Many resume submitters not only have experience, but many even have achievements or achievements.

    ——It feels a bit wasteful to eliminate anyone.

    ...

    The initial screening of resumes took only one day.

    When the resumes were selected and handed over to Xie Xingchen, he also had a headache when he saw that there were tens of thousands of resumes.

    Finally, he thought of a way to add an online written test to the interview, and then he generated some of the prepared interview questions into a question bank, ready for the interviewer to answer the questions online.

    Drinkwater received a notification that "the online written test will be held on time at 20:00 tomorrow" the day after he submitted his resume.

    Set the alarm clock, log in to the website, and start doing the questions.

    When Drinkwater pressed the [Submit] button in the last few minutes, he reflexively walked down the first floor of the hotel.

    Here, many mechanical life forms have gathered one after another.

    He walked over to Fancy and Serena and exchanged the issues with them.

    In the end, Drinkwater found that the titles were different for different positions.

    The most outrageous question is Fancy's question, and there is actually a question "Why is the cat tilting its head and staring at you?"

    And Fancy's answer is "it's curious + likes me".

    Drinkwater and Serena heard that they were glad that they did not choose the post of cat feeder.

    Written test questions are set with single choice, multiple choice, true or false, and short answer.

    Single-choice, multiple-choice, and right-wrong judgments will be corrected by the system the moment they hand in their answer sheets.

    But the last three short-answer questions need manual correction.

    In order to reduce the number of examination papers, Xie Xingchen made several short answer questions by himself, and he also asked the staff of the Department of Design and Wen Wen Studio to do the same simple questions.

    After they were done, Xie Xingchen would choose a reasonable answer and upload it to let the system assist in the modification.

    So in the end, there were not many simple questions that needed to be manually corrected, and there were only a few hundred questions in total. Xie Xingchen could handle it by himself.

    Another day later, some of the mechanical beings who participated in the online answering questions were invited for interviews.

    Invite them to an interview in the central auditorium of the Mechanic City.

    Drinkwater, Serena, and Fancy all entered the final interview stage.

    Seeing this, Horton couldn't help giving them a thumbs up.

    Then, with a smile on his face, he told all the new mechanical lifeforms who could go to the interview: "You have to prepare well for the interview. If you perform well, maybe you can get a salary increase."

    Hearing the words, the other mechanical life couldn't help being surprised and said, "Really?"

    Holden nodded: "Really, the salary in the previous job advertisements is the most basic job salary, which is the worst salary you can get after entering the interview. As long as you are capable, you can get better salary."

    Thinking of the recruitment announcement, the minimum salary offered by the Earth Trading Company is "10,000 star currency monthly salary + various statutory benefits, insurance + employee benefits + other benefits".

    For a mechanical life capable of technical work, this monthly salary is not too high.

    But if you add various statutory benefits and insurance, then it is not bad. If there are more employee benefits and other benefits, it is really a pretty good job.

    And for the newly awakened mechanical life, it's even better, it's a good job!

    On the second day, Holden pulled all the mechanical beings who had successfully entered the interview session to the auditorium in the center of the city.

    Here, Drinkwater met Xie Xingchen, his future only boss.

    Even on the day when his life died, he still clearly remembered the astonishment that flashed in his boss's eyes when he first entered, and the satisfied eyes when he answered him flexibly.

    "Congratulations on your successful interview. Please come to this auditorium before 10:00 am three days later, and someone will send you to Earth at that time!"

    Xie Xingchen smiled and shook hands with his future new subordinate.

    When Drinkwater left and waited for the next machine life interview, he even threw himself into the ear of the masked machine life next to him and whispered.

    If Drinkwater was still there and heard his whispers, he would definitely be happier, because——Xie Xingchen was praising him, and he was still praising him!

    "Luther, I really didn't expect mechanical life forms to be so crouching tiger, hidden dragon! My trip was right. Drinkwater was actually a rare hotel management robot before he awakened. His ability to deal with emergencies is truly amazing.It’s so strong, it’s so different from his performance at the beginning!”

    When Drinkwater came in at first, Xie Xingchen was just amazed by his appearance.

    But as the interview process accelerated, he was shocked by Drinkwater's high emotional intelligence during the interview.

    If at the beginning his performance was just the standard "stiffness" of a mechanical life just awakened, then facing Drinkwater who asked Xie Xingchen about the hotel's sudden problem, it would be like he was suddenly overwhelmed by an EQIt's like being possessed by a lot of human beings!

    Not only can he quickly and accurately grasp the main contradiction of the problem, but he can also solve various emergencies with consideration and gentleness.

    Finally, when dealing with difficult customers, he even uses his unique melancholic artist temperament to make the guests feel unbearable and solve the problem.

    "It's too strong. I don't think normal humans can beat Drinkwater."

    Xie Xingchen's excited praise made Ludwig a little sullen.

    But Xie Xingchen didn't understand his "indifference" to discussing this matter.

    He had been unilaterally discussing with Ludwig with great interest, until the next interviewer came in, and Xie Xingchen ended the topic with more interest.

    ...

    Drinkwater was a mechanical life who entered the interview relatively late in their hotel.

    When he came out of the interview, everyone was no longer interested in asking about the content of the interview.

    The mechanical beings whose interviews were over stayed quietly, while the mechanical beings who hadn't yet interviewed were actively preparing for the interviews.

    A little bit of time passed, and when Fancy entered the interview room, Serena, who had gone to the other place for the interview, came back.

    Her return caused a little commotion.

    After all - she is the only mechanical life in their hotel who has applied for a "sashimi master".

    This position focuses on practicality, even the interview location is different from theirs, they are here, and Serena and the others are next door.

    "Serina, why did your interview take so long?"

    "Serina, how did your interview go?"

    "Selena, did you get a higher salary?"

    The mechanical beings who lived in the same hotel asked curiously.

    Serena responded kindly one by one.

    "Because the interview has to cut a big fish, it will take us a long time."

    "The result of the interview was very good, and I successfully got the position."

    "The basic salary is the same as the job advertisement, but we also have an extra commission. The better you do, the higher your income will be."

    After getting the desired answer, the big guy was satisfied, and no longer circled around Serena.

    After waiting for a while, Fancy, the last interviewer at the hotel, came out.

    Seeing Fancy come out, Horton yelled "Assembly" and led them onto the suspension vehicle.

    After getting on the suspension car, Fancy had the opportunity to tell them about her interview results.

    No doubt he went in.

    This is thanks to his cute looks, and... his special affinity for cats.

    Maybe cats really respect the old and love the young and only bully the middle.

    Among the more than twenty interviewees, he was the only one who was favored by all the cats.

    In addition, Fancy is a mechanical life. Although he looks like a child, he does things cleanly and professionally. He even knows some recipes for cat food. Recently, he is teaching himself a course in animal medicine.

    Adding up all the advantages, Xie Xingchen made a plan on the spot and decided on Fancy.

    And he also doubled the monthly salary of the cat feeder in the job advertisement, from the original 10,000 star coins to 20,000 star coins.

    Hearing this, all the mechanical life forms were extremely envious.

    However, only Xie Xingchen felt that he had found a treasure!

    Not only is Fancy innocent and cute, but she can also feed and coax cats to make cat food, and even now she is actively working in the direction of veterinarians and pet doctors.

    Such a cutie can be owned with a monthly salary of 20,000 star coins, he is stupid so he doesn't want him!

    Among other things, the self-taught veterinarian is indeed a bit of a level. Although he can't treat it yet, he can roughly see a little problem.

    He has just started to learn, give him another three or four years, why worry that he can't become a good veterinarian?

    That's right...Fancy's appearance is too small, which makes people feel guilty about using children/labor.

    Fortunately, there is no such thing as child labor in mechanical life.

    After all—robots, programs, and machines awakened into mechanical life are ready to work from the moment they leave the factory.

    Their lives are given by "work", so even if they are awakened, work is still their favorite and the most indispensable part of their lives!

    ——The strongest workers in the interstellar world are mechanical lifeforms!

    This fact strengthened Xie Xingchen's idea of recruiting Mechanical Life as an employee.

    Where can find such a good worker?

    Not to mention that as long as your boss does not violate the law and do bad things, these mechanical life forms will not betray you or stab you in the back.

    This is simply a good employee in a dream!

    So there is no need to hesitate at all, just recruit people!

    ...

    The interview took two full days.

    In the past two days, more than two hundred mechanical beings have passed the interview.

    There are more than 300 mechanical life forms left. Xie Xingchen thinks it is very good, but because there are not so many jobs available, it is a pity that they will be eliminated.

    But——Xie Xingchen had the cheek to send them a "Notice of Admission".

    The general meaning is that you are really excellent, but my place is small and there are not enough positions for Barabara, but once I have enough positions here, I will definitely keep you. I will send a message to tell you when the time comes, and you can decide whether to join Barabara....

    Xie Xingchen got all the future employees out of a show operation that no one had ever used before.

    Properly pay a small price for big rewards in return!

    Let people find a job to support themselves first, and then pick them up seamlessly when there is a job vacated.

    Cough cough, it can be said that Xie Xingchen's operation...is very shameless.

    Because Xie Xingchen has bought countless equipment from the Machinery Firm, and Xie Xingchen has also solved the employment problem of some mechanical life forms this time (more will be solved in the future), so when he returned to Earth, the Machinery Firm decided to take him and his employees by the way.sent back.

    Thank you to the recruiter who drove them to the star port in a hover car.

    Xie Xingchen rolled the rolls one by one.

    After everyone entered the spaceship, he strode forward and hugged a tall man wearing a mask.

    "I'm leaving now. You have to take good care of yourself and Randy. I'll come to see you next time when I'm free."

    After finishing speaking, Xie Xingchen patted Ludwig's shoulder reluctantly, and boarded the spaceship step by step.

    And this scene happened to be photographed by a living body who came to travel in mechanical civilization.

    He accidentally posted a Xing Bo, and he only wanted to express his reluctance for the mechanical planet.

    But I didn't expect that after only one day, this video would become the ironclad evidence of Boss Xie's "relationship exposure"?

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