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    Wrong, I was really wrong.

    After waking up from sleep, An Xiu regretted the changed world.If regret medicine can be sold, she is willing to use all her property to buy it, and she will never bargain!

    Oh my god, why did she time travel?

    This morning, when An Xiu woke up in a daze, she found that she was not lying on the soft Simmons bed in the bedroom at home, but dozed off standing and leaning against a stone.What shocked her even more was that she was completely naked!

    Oh my God.

    Fortunately, although she was not wearing any clothes, she was in the water from the neck down—the place where she was located was a warm, emerald green lake, so she didn't lose her body, luckily!

    But before she could rejoice for two seconds, she saw a few girls in colorful clothes flying up in the sky not far away, and she seemed to be able to hear their laughter once or twice: "Sister Weaver Girl...Let's go back first..." "...Hurry up...don't let the Lady Queen Mother find out..."

    An Xiu suddenly turned pale with shock.

    Weaver Girl sister?Lady Queen Mother?These are all characters in myths and legends, she... Where did she come to!

    Wait, these beautifully dressed girls are not fairies from the sky, are they?

    And she, bathing in the lake, was left behind by the fairies who were traveling with her, without clothes on her body - when she looked at the shore, she couldn't find anything as far as she could see - couldn't it be the unlucky Weaver Girl?

    "Wait for me! Help me!" An Xiu stretched out her hand to the colorful fairies, but what made her hate it was that her throat seemed to be choked, and she couldn't make a sound!After her body moved two steps, she couldn't move any more!

    what is going on?An Xiu was terrified.She can't speak, can't move!God, is she going to be cold!

    "Host, don't be afraid," a mechanical voice suddenly came from your mind, "You won't be cold. It's just that you can't move temporarily because of the plot line of the small world. Well, the fairies have already flown away, youNow we can talk."

    An Xiu asked repeatedly: "What small world? Who are you? Where are you?"

    The mechanical voice said: "I am the 'Mythological and Affectionate Heroine' system, and I have been bound to you as the host. I will accompany you through various mythical small worlds, and together complete the task of making the mythical heroine a happy life."

    An Xiu was startled and angry: "What kind of mission is this, I won't do it! Leave me now and let me go back to my original world!"

    The mechanical voice of the "Affectionate Heroine" system was a bit puzzled: "But the host, didn't you just say yesterday, 'Weaver Girl, Bai Suzhen, Seven Fairies, Jade-faced Fox and other heroines in these myths are living a miserable life?Now, if it were you, it wouldn’t be like that, you’d pour out all the water in their brains’ Is that so?” There was a sense of aggrievedness.

    Huh?Anxiu was slightly taken aback, she did indeed say that, she wanted to pour the water out of the minds of those lovestruck heroines.

    However, she just had nothing to do to express emotion, just talk casually, what is it true?

    She is an ordinary girl in the 21st century who has just graduated from university and started working, and she is not the heroine in the time travel novel, let her do the task?What a joke, the concubine can't do it.

    She regretted it, she really regretted it.Where can regret medicine be sold?She wants to buy it!

    "I'm sorry, I'm just an ordinary person, I can't do it." An Xiu said, "You let me go and find another host."

    The system's mechanical voice suddenly became a bit pitiful: "Host, please help me."

    An Xiu continued to refuse, feeling very powerless: "Why? Why? Why do you have to find me?"

    The system said: "Because you are so extraordinary, the host, what other people see is the beauty in the myth, but you can detect the problems when you are ten years old; because you are so ruthless as the host, the secondThirteen years old and still a solo mother, I have never been in a relationship; because you, the host, are so calm and rational, no matter what happens, you will not be trapped by emotions, and you will think about things rationally!"

    An Xiu: "..." She was angry.The previous sentence and the latter sentence are nothing more than that, what is the middle sentence?Is it complimenting her?Why did she feel it was mocking her?

    So An Xiu ruthlessly rejected it: "Impossible! Absolutely impossible!" Since you said I was ruthless, I can't let you say that I am ruthless, so I will show you ruthlessness!

    The mechanical voice of the system suddenly began to be a bit crying: "But the host, Weaver Girl, she is really pitiful, so pitiful. You can help her."

    Anxiu said lightly: "What's so pitiful about Weaver Girl?" Various versions of Cowherd and Weaver Girl quickly flashed through her mind, thinking quickly, trying to find out (make up) the positive plots in them.If it can be proved that Zhinu is not pitiful, but is living a happy life, then her hope of going back will be greater.This system... feels like the brain is not very bright, it should be easier to fool.

    System: "Host, after Zhinu married Cowhand, she lived a very hard life in the mortal world. When she was in the sky, she used the sky shuttle to weave the clouds in the sky, but when she came down to earth, she had to use the hands of the weaving clouds to weave the cloth in the mortal world.!Wow, poor Weaver Girl..."

    Anxiu: "But the Weaver Girl loves the Cowherd, and the Cowherd also loves the Weaver Girl. 'Husband and wife both return the house, you plow the fields and I weave, and you sprinkle water and I water the garden', as sung in Huangmei Opera, not veryAre you happy?"

    System: "But I don't have any money! The Weaver Girl is afraid of being found out and causing trouble, so she only dares to weave ordinary cloth, and she doesn't dare to weave it too well, so she can't make much money at all. What she eats is porridge and side dishes, and what she wears.It's coarse cloth clothes. Woohoo, poor Weaver Girl..."

    Anxiu: "But Weaver Girl loves Cowherd, and Cowherd also loves Weaver Girl. As long as there is someone you love by your side, no money will be exchanged. You are a system, not a person. You don't understand love."

    System: "Host, Girl Weaver had a hard time when she was a child. She is such a precious person, how could she have suffered such pain. And after Girl Weaver gave birth, she couldn't even afford a nurse, so she could only take care of her while weaving.A child. Having a child hurt her vitality greatly, and her realm dropped several times. In addition, the spiritual energy in the mortal world was thin, so she couldn't perform immortal spells at all! Woohoo, poor Weaver Girl..."

    Anxiu: "But Weaver Girl loves Cowherd, and Cowherd also loves Weaver Girl. As the saying goes, 'You only envy mandarin ducks but not immortals.' Isn't it that you can't perform fairy arts, so you don't look like a fairy? It doesn't matter, she hasHer lover, so what if you stop being a fairy!" Pooh, she was about to be disgusted by her own words!

    System: "Even if Weaver Girl returns to the Heavenly Court later, if she wants to restore her original state, she still needs to practice for a thousand years. Woohoo, poor Weaver Girl..."

    Anxiu: "But Weaver Girl loves Cowherd, and Cowherd also loves Weaver Girl. As the saying goes, 'One hundred years of cultivation can cross the same boat, and one thousand years of cultivation can sleep together'.Immortals should be done." Pooh, she was about to despise herself to death, and she could say such a thing!

    System: "The fairies who went to take a bath in Bilian Lake with Weaver Girl have been doing everything possible to hide from Lady Queen Mother in order not to let Lady Queen Mother find out that they went down to play secretly. By the time Lady Queen Mother found out, it was already several years laterThe Lady Queen Mother loves Weaver Girl, the granddaughter, and wanted to quietly take her back to the Heavenly Court to expose the matter, but Cowhand chased after her in the skin of a Taurus star. The Lady Queen Mother had no choice but to use the holy hairpinDraw out the Milky Way to block it... Now it's all right, the Jade Emperor found out, and I can't hide it!"

    An Xiu was suddenly full of curiosity: "And then?" Unexpectedly, Lady Queen Mother is not as majestic and cold as in the film and television drama, but she is quite humane, and she also really loves Weaver Girl.

    The system burst into tears, and the voice was no longer so mechanical: "Jade Emperor knew what Zhinu had done, and was very angry. He felt that she had insulted the dignity of the heaven, and decided to punish Zhinu severely according to the rules of heaven! Poor Zhinu, sheTrapped on the desolate cold island facing the wall and thinking about it for a whole hundred years, the Jade Emperor would send Thunder God to punish her by lightning strikes three times every ten days! Woohoo, poor Weaver Girl..."

    An Xiu finally closed her mouth that was wide open due to shock, regained consciousness, and continued to speak nonsense with her eyes open: "But Weaver Girl loves Cowhand, and Cowhand also loves Weaver Girl. For love, even if she is tortured physically, she must be happy in her heart. Love is the most miraculous medicine in the world; with love, she won't be in pain, tired, uncomfortable, and she won't be afraid of anything!" That's strange.

    The system continued to whine: "Weaver Girl and her two children are separated by the Milky Way, and there is only one chance to meet them on the Magpie Bridge on the seventh day of July every year. Only once a year! Poor Weaver Girl..."

    An Xiu shrugged nonchalantly: "Didn't you say that Weaver Girl is very tiring taking care of children? Well, now she doesn't have to take care of her. She only needs to take care of her one day a year. How easy it is."

    "Besides, the Weaver Girl loves the Cowherd, and the Cowherd also loves the Weaver Girl. There is a poem that goes, 'If the two loves last forever, how can they be in the morning and evening', even if she can only see the person she loves once a year,Zhinu is also happy."

    The system became angry: "Host, stop talking about whether you love it or not! You cruel woman, no, you don't have a heart at all! Weaver Girl was tricked! From beginning to end, she fell into the trap woven by Taurus and Cowhand."In calculations in the name of love!"

    "After Weaver Girl woke up, she was in pain and pain!"

    "The Taurus star succeeded in repaying his kindness, got rid of the mortal shackles of the old scalper, and returned to his throne smoothly; the Cowherd, a mortal, married and had children with the Weaver Girl, was connected with her by blood, and shared her fairy roots.On the surface, pinching his nose and mentioning that he was Altair; only Zhinu, she married a mortal, gave birth to a child, violated the rules of heaven, was severely punished, and had to be separated from her close relatives by the Milky Way, only seeing each other once a year!"

    "Host, Weaver Girl, she is really suffering! You must help her! As you said, help her drain the water in the lovestruck!"

    An Xiu let out a long sigh, suppressed the pity for Weaver Girl in his heart with the calmness, rationality and ruthless "good" qualities praised by the system, and still wanted to walk away: "Yes, Weaver Girl is really suffering, so she got a chance to start again in this small world, and she can live a whole life again."

    "So, let me go quickly, let the real Weaver Girl walk again, correct the wrong path she once took, and don't let me hinder her."

    The system's voice was so soft that it was almost inaudible: "But if it's the real Weaver Girl... nothing will change...because she..."

    An Xiu: "Huh? I didn't hear what you said clearly."

    The system said: "It's nothing, anyway, the host, you have to help Weaver Girl! If you don't help, you have to help. If you don't help, you will never be able to go back to your real world!"

    An Xiu refuted it vigorously: "If I don't return, I won't return. I am a fairy, and I can enjoy thousands or even thousands of years of life. I am very happy with my supernatural powers and free self! I can be a fairy, and who cares about returning to the real world?"Do you want to be a social animal?"

    The system reminded her ruthlessly: "The host's thinking is so beautiful. If you don't do the task well, what kind of fairy girl will wait to marry Cowhand, weave cloth, have children and raise children, be punished by the rules of heaven, suffer from facing the wall for a hundred years, sufferThe pain of the cold thunder!"

    An Xiu's complexion suddenly changed.

    "Okay, I'll do it!"

    Damn, her bowels are turning green!

    Read the story and read the story, she sincerely empathizes with the lovestruck heroines in the myth, what are they doing?

    I regret it!

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