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    When An Xiu just traveled to the temple on the top of Hua Shan West Peak, she was not in a hurry to enter the body of the Third Holy Mother, but quietly observed her for a while.

    The days of the Third Holy Mother in the temple were very boring indeed.The Hua Shan peak is high, the road is extremely difficult to walk, and there are not many people who specially climb up to offer incense, and the incense in the temple is not very strong, so the work of the Third Holy Mother is quite leisurely, and I am almost bored sick.

    Therefore, the Third Holy Mother secretly complained to her brother Erlang God for asking her for such a position from time to time.

    "This Hua Shan Goddess is really boring, and I don't care about it." She murmured, "If there is a chance not to do it, I will definitely give up."

    The Third Holy Mother was so lonely that she had to find ways to pass the time by herself, singing in the temple alone, dancing in the temple alone, writing and drawing in the temple alone.However, no matter what she does, she is alone.

    However, in recent months, the Third Holy Mother has found a new joy. She discovered that there is a super interesting good thing in the big book store in Huayin City-the story book!There are many very interesting stories written in it, and she quickly became addicted to it, and it is not an exaggeration to say that she forgot to sleep and eat!

    It's a pity that Huayin Shusi has a limited number of chapters, so it will be finished soon.Third Holy Mother is planning to take time to skip work quietly, fly farther, and go to other big cities to search for some new ones.

    An Xiu glanced at the few storybooks that Third Holy Mother had read recently, and the corners of his mouth twitched suddenly.

    What are those?One can guess that it is not a good thing just by looking at the name, and one can guess that what is written in it must be the product of YY of the scholars of this era.

    No, this kind of thing can't be seen, it's all poison.A little girl who doesn't know much about the world and is too well protected is poisoned by these things, and sooner or later her brain will be broken.

    Thus, An Xiu got on the number instantly, easily entered the body of Third Holy Mother, and pushed the deity out.

    The confused Third Holy Mother: "..." What's going on?What happened?How did she become dissociated?

    After finally regaining consciousness, the Third Holy Mother was terrified: "You, you... who are you? Do you know who I am, that you dare to act so boldly and take over my identity!"

    An Xiu said nonchalantly: "Me? I am Yang Chan." Sure enough, the system was right, and the Third Holy Mother couldn't do anything to her.She guessed that Yang Jian and Liu Chenxiang should be involved in this.

    When the Third Holy Mother heard this, her hands were shaking: "You are talking nonsense! I am Yang Chan, how could you be!"

    An Xiu smiled and said, "But it's not that you don't want to be the Goddess of Hua Shan. If you have a chance, you will definitely give up? I'm doing you a favor, isn't it good?"

    The Third Holy Mother said angrily: "Where are you evildoer? You...you leave quickly, or I will be rude, and you will not end well!" After finding that any of her attacks were ineffective against An Xiu, she threatened again: "Listen, monster, my brother is Guankou Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun, he loves me very much. If you still want to save your life, leave my body quickly, otherwise my brother will never let you go!"

    Yo, it's good to think of my brother when something happens?Why did you complain about him before?Yang Jian, this is your sister, you are so miserable.An Xiu silently shed tears for Erlang Shen.

    "Give up your mind, no one in the Three Realms will find out that I belong to you." An Xiu said firmly, "If you don't believe me, I'll go for a walk in front of your brother. If you still don't believe me,I can also go to the Lady Queen Mother and see if she can spot your strangeness!"

    Third Holy Mother bit her lip: "I don't believe it. My brother is the one who protects me the most, how could he not recognize me. As for Lady Queen Mother, her magic power is extremely high, how could she not see your true face!"

    An Xiu chuckled.Of course can't see through it, because Yang Jian is the client; as for Lady Queen Mother, she is an old acquaintance who is doing the task!

    So, in the extreme shock of the Third Holy Mother, An Xiu went to Guankou and took a walk in front of Yang Jian.The Lady Queen Mother greeted her with a tacit smile in her eyes.

    Now the Third Holy Mother is autistic.She began to doubt her own existence, who is she?What is the meaning of her existence in this world?Is she going to spend thousands of years in the state of a wandering soul like this?It might as well be dead.

    An Xiu comforted her: "Hey, don't be afraid, I am your friend rather than your enemy. I am not here to harm you, I am here to help you overcome disaster."

    The Third Holy Mother didn't believe it: "What calamity can I have? Even if there is any calamity, since my brother will help me, I will need you everywhere."

    Hehe, the guy who calls you brother when you have something to do is worthless.

    An Xiu said: "Believe it or not, anyway, you will know that I am telling the truth in the future. And don't worry, I will not occupy your identity for a long time, at least a few years, at most twenty years, I will definitely leaveAnd during this period, I won't let you feel lonely, you can chat with me when you are bored, and I can also take you out for a walk, isn't it good?"

    "To be a god, you need to open your mind. Why do you have to be hostile and shout at every turn? It's a beautiful thing to turn hostility into friendship."

    Third Holy Mother had no choice but to give up and accept the fact before her after trying many times but couldn't push An Xiu out and get her account back: "It's agreed, up to twenty years, you have to talkKeep your word. Otherwise, I will destroy my body even if I blow myself up, and I will never let you take advantage of it!"

    An Xiu smiled and said, "I know, I know, don't be so serious. Come on, let me tell you some fun things that happened outside." He told her about the grand occasion of the Lantern Festival in Beijing recently, and she was fascinated by it.Instantly felt that An Xiu was not too bad.

    Two quarters of an hour later, the Third Holy Mother said, "Xiu'er, you know so many things." An Xiu had already told her her alias "Xiu'er".

    Anxiu smiled lightly: "That's right. Throughout the ages, I've heard countless stories. There are all kinds of stories. If you like it, I'll tell you it." Just to understand the love brain trouble of Third Holy Motherdisease severity.

    The Third Holy Mother said excitedly: "Okay, okay, I want to hear a love story. You can look at the storybook on the table, it's very interesting, but unfortunately I have already read it, and Huayin City can't find new ones.That's it. Xiu'er, why don't you tell me something new."

    An Xiu nodded: "Okay, it's guaranteed to be an unconventional and novel love story, completely different from the vulgar scripts you've read before."

    So An Xiu began to talk: "Once upon a time, there was a rich lady, Xing San, the most beautiful of the three sisters, who was loved the most by her parents when she was young. When the two sisters grew up, they married either rich or noble.People. Gradually, the third lady has grown up, and the parents are determined to find the best husband-in-law for the little daughter they love the most, but no matter how they find it, they are not satisfactory."

    "Later, someone came up with an idea, and the parents decided to throw a hydrangea for Miss San to recruit relatives."

    The Third Holy Mother said excitedly: "Throwing a hydrangea ball to recruit relatives? I am familiar with this plot. The one who receives the hydrangea ball must be a handsome, talented and gentle young man, right? Then he fell in love with the third lady at first sight, and the love was deeply rooted. They formed a happy relationship and lived a happy life.” She likes this story!

    An Xiu lightly shattered her fantasy: "No! The one who received the hydrangea was not a rich man, nor a noble man, but a beggar!"

    The Third Holy Mother was dumbfounded: "Huh? A beggar? Then he must not be an ordinary beggar. He must have encountered some misfortune to become like that."

    An Xiu said: "He is indeed not an ordinary beggar. I can't tell from other aspects for the time being, but at least he has an unusual appearance and is very handsome."

    The Third Holy Mother was excited again: "Sure enough!"

    An Xiu continued: "Miss San may be an extreme face-controller. Anyway, she fell in love with this beggar, quarreled with her parents who wanted to repent, and said something like 'marriage is destined', so she insisted on marrying him!"

    The Third Holy Mother nodded: "She's right, this is a destined marriage, what a fate. And one must keep one's word, since that... cough, the beggar received the hydrangea from the third lady, so he should recruit her."He is a son-in-law."

    An Xiu was noncommittal, and continued: "But Miss San's parents didn't agree anyway. Finally, in desperation, Miss San severed ties with her father with three high-fives, just to be with that beggar."

    The Third Holy Mother burst into tears: "Ah, what a touching love, it really touched me! With such a good love, I believe their life will be very sweet and very happy."happiness!"

    An Xiu's brows twitched slightly: "No, you may not have heard of a saying, 'poor couples are sad', they are not gods who don't eat fireworks in the world, they need money for everything, how can it be so easy?Soon there was no food left, so he had to dig wild vegetables to survive. The life was so hard, the beggar thought about it, and decided to join the army, and let the third lady wait for him, and he will definitely let her live a good life in the future."

    The Third Holy Mother was so moved that she was about to shed tears: "This man is so kind and responsible! He went to the battlefield to make his wife live a better life! I believe he will return victorious soon and fulfill his promise to the third lady."

    An Xiu denied her again: "No. Not long after the beggar went to the battlefield, news came that he died in battle. After hearing the news, the third lady was distraught and cried to death. Her parents couldn't bear it. They found her and wanted toTake her back and arrange for her to remarry. But the third lady is resolutely unwilling, she doesn't believe that her husband is really dead, she wants to stay at home and wait for him, she believes that one day he will come back."

    "Even if he never comes back, she will not leave. She said that since she is married to him, she will be his person in life and his ghost in death, and she will be with her no matter life or death."

    Now the Third Holy Mother really shed tears: "It's so touching! This is true love! Xiu'er, Miss San will get her wish? Her husband didn't really die, did he?"

    An Xiu skipped the first question, and only answered the second question: "The beggar is indeed not dead. Not only is he not dead, he has also made a fortune. A certain coincidence, when he was seriously injured, he was favored by a princess from a neighboring country.", recruited him to be a horse. Later, after the princess's father passed away, he succeeded as king."

    The Third Holy Mother was overjoyed: "It's great, good people are rewarded with good things, he finally made it through! This story is good, I like it."

    An Xiu was speechless: "Third Holy Mother, have you forgotten something? Do you still remember that third lady?"

    The Third Holy Mother was puzzled: "Yes, yes, he married the princess, what about Miss San? Didn't he ask Miss San to wait for him? How could he marry another woman? What's going on?"

    An Xiu said: "He said that he thought Miss San had died long ago. As for whether it's true or not, whether you believe it or not, it's hard to say."

    Third Holy Mother clenched her fists: "It must be true! They were so in love! Oh, what a twist of fate."

    An Xiu shook her head: "Miss San loves him, so he may not be. In short, eighteen years later, the beggar who has become a king learned that Miss San was not dead, so he quickly changed his clothes and went back to his hometown to test her again and again. It turned out thatMiss San has a deep affection for him, and has been waiting for him for eighteen years digging wild vegetables to satisfy her hunger, she was greatly touched, and finally revealed her identity and recognized her."

    Third Holy Mother palmed: "Great! Finally reunited."

    An Xiu said: "Then he explained his experience on the battlefield to the third lady, saying that the princess is a virtuous person, let her get along well with her, brought her back to the palace, and made her a queen, whose name is higher than that of the princess.superior."

    The Third Holy Mother said with emotion: "That's right, the third lady guarded the moonlight as the clouds opened, that's great."

    An Xiu smiled slightly, and gave her the final blow: "But the third lady only enjoyed the blessing for eighteen days. After eighteen days, she died, and she was the queen for only eighteen days in total."

    Third Holy Mother: "...ah? How could this happen!" Which script dares to write like that?How can anyone suddenly throw a knife, it's too much!

    "Xiu'er, your story is unfinished and nonsense, how can it be like this?" Third Holy Mother said dissatisfiedly, "The ending should be that the three of them lived happily ever after!"

    An Xiu smiled sarcastically: "Three people, how do you make them happy? Why are you so naive?"

    The Third Holy Mother bit her lips: "But the princess has saved the life of the third lady's husband, the third lady can't let the princess leave..."

    An Xiu: "Hehe."

    The Third Holy Mother said angrily: "You must be kidding me, your story is just a nonsense, how can there be such a thing?"

    An Xiu told her the cruel truth unceremoniously: "It's not just making up, it's an adaptation of a real person. Let me tell you, the name of this story is "Xue Pinggui and Wang Baochuan". Xue Pinggui is the beggar; and Wang Baochuan is the beggar.The third lady who has lost her mind and turned a good life into a miserable life!"

    Third Holy Mother was puzzled: "How could this happen? It shouldn't be like this. This story is not good, it's weird, change it."

    "Xiu'er, I want to hear from talented scholars and beautiful ladies."

    Anxiu raised her eyebrows: "Genius and beauty? There are too many stories like this." She remembered a legendary novel in the Tang Dynasty that was widely circulated and lasted through many dynasties and generations.Wake up.

    "There was an extremely beautiful young lady from a rich family. Her father was a high-ranking official before his death. Unfortunately, he passed away early, leaving only his wife and daughter to depend on each other. One time, when the young lady, his wife, and the maid were staying in a temple, she ran into a woman who also borrowed money.There is a very handsome scholar who lives here. When the scholar saw Miss, he was immediately fascinated by her beauty, and said, 'I'm going to die'." An Xiu said.

    Third Holy Mother is very satisfied with the beginning of this story: "Yeah, yes, a man with a beautiful face, a gifted scholar and a beautiful woman, they are destined to meet thousands of miles away, and they are destined to meet each other thousands of miles away."

    An Xiu smiled slightly, and continued: "It's a pity that the scholar's family background is ordinary, and Madam is determined to look down on her. But the scholar has a deep affection for Miss, and he can't let Miss go. From time to time, he wanders outside Miss's courtyard to relieve his lovesickness. Finally, the servant girl was moved by the scholar's infatuation, and agreed to help him send a letter to the young lady. Then, the scholar sneaked in late at night to climb the wall and have a private meeting with the young lady. After going back and forth, the two saw each other right, and made a private decision for life."

    Third Holy Mother sighed: "Wow, so romantic, so good."

    An Xiu continued: "Not long after, a bully heard about Miss's beauty, and led his subordinates to surround the temple, intending to snatch her. In desperation, Madam made a statement of 'Whoever rescues Miss from the siege, marry her to her.He' promised. Then the scholar wrote a letter to a friend of his who was the prefect to ask for help. The prefect quickly dispatched troops, defeated the bully and saved everyone."

    The Third Holy Mother clapped her drums and said, "Okay, that's great! Now Madam has no reason to object to the marriage between the scholar and the young lady. Madam made such a promise before, since the scholar saved the young lady, it is appropriate to recruit himSon-in-law. There is no repayment for the grace of saving life, and it is reasonable to promise him with your body."

    An Xiu shook her head and pointed out the problem: "Don't you think they got the wrong person to repay their favor? The one who directly saved the young lady was not the scholar, but the prefect! If Madam wants to repay her kindness and marry her daughter, she should also be repaid.Marry the prefect?" This was something she couldn't figure out when she read this story.

    The Third Holy Mother was stunned, and said: "If the scholar hadn't sent the letter, the eunuch would not have come. So in the final analysis, it was the scholar who saved the young lady, not the eunuch."

    An Xiu said: "But no matter what, it is the prefect who really contributes, right? Really, the scholar and the prefect are both considered as the lady's life-saving benefactors. If you want to repay the favor, you should repay both. But if one woman cannot marry two husbands, then both areDon't marry me."

    Third Holy Mother: "...how could this be! If you have lovers, you should be together!"

    An Xiu spread her hands: "Anyway, due to various concerns, madam did not directly agree to the marriage between the scholar and the young lady, but asked the scholar to go to Beijing to rush for the exam, and the marriage can only be promised after obtaining the honor."

    The Third Holy Mother laughed and said: "It must be a few years later, the scholar's high school champion rode a tall horse to marry the lady, and the lover finally got married, and the two lived happily ever after." Yes., she likes this happy ending.

    An Xiu shook her head, and poured cold water on her coldly: "The scholar did become an official with the number one scholar in high school, but he didn't fulfill his promise to marry a young lady, but married the daughter of his superior, a young lady with a more noble background.For Ma'am."

    The Third Holy Mother was stunned: "Ah? How could this happen! There must be some misunderstanding. The scholar must have his reasons for doing this."

    An Xiu smiled lightly: "He did have a reason to say, 'Everything that is ordered by the heavens does not demonize her body, but must demonize others... In the past, Yin Zhixin and Zhou Zhiyou, according to the country of millions, have great power.However, a woman defeated her, crushed her crowd, slaughtered her body, and has been laughed at by the world to this day. Yu Zhi's virtue is not enough to defeat evildoers, it is patience.'【1】”

    The Third Holy Mother was shocked: "He...he actually compared the young lady to a monster who harmed people! Moreover, how could the defeat of King Zhou and King You be attributed to a mere beautiful woman? It is too much! What's more, he is considered aWhat kind of person compares himself to the emperor, saying that his virtue is not enough to defeat evildoers, does he have such great ability? He marries a beautiful woman as his wife, and can he still affect the world? Who gave him this confidence!"

    An Xiu nodded: "You are so right! It's just an excuse to give up." What the Third Holy Mother said just now is very suitable for her.

    An Xiu continued: "But after some time, the scholar couldn't bear the beauty of the young lady who had married someone else. When he passed by the young lady's residence one time, he wrote a letter to ask to see her, but the young lady firmly refused him."

    The Third Holy Mother hesitated again: "Maybe... the scholar really has some difficulties? After all, they were deeply in love with each other. Why is Miss so stubborn and refuses to see him and let him explain the reason?"

    An Xiu raised his forehead: "Please, miss is already married, okay? The scholar already has a wife, okay? According to the atmosphere of that era, men were affectionate and suave; women were affectionate, but they were dismissed as flirtatious.Miss still has some feelings, so she should go far away, and don't disturb her life and hurt her reputation!"

    The Third Holy Mother was frustrated: "This story is not good, and the ending makes me sad. How could such a thing happen? You must make it up again."

    An Xiu shook her head: "No, this is also adapted from real people and real events. It is "The Legend of Yingying" which is widely circulated in the capital."

    Third Holy Mother sighed: "I don't understand, why? Isn't love the most beautiful thing in the world? Why did it become like that later." She felt that her three views had been greatly impacted.

    Seeing that the brainwashing had initially achieved results, An Xiu felt somewhat relieved: "Love, it's not that simple."

    "The story books you read before are too fake. If you like listening to stories, I will tell you some more interesting ones in the future. Just like today's ones." Trying to wash her clean.

    Third Holy Mother muttered: "The stories you tell are all weird. But... it's really interesting." It was obviously uncomfortable to listen to, but she couldn't help but not listen.

    So, in the following days, An Xiu seized all the time and tried to tell the real version of love stories in the world to Third Holy Mother, such as "Du Shiniang", such as "Zhuo Wenjun", such as "On the Wall", and carefullyBrainwash her, over and over again.

    An Xiu looked at it, and it seemed to be useful.

    One month later, on a stormy day, An Xiu keenly sensed that the hero of this small world——Liu Yanchang had arrived.

    In an instant, alarm bells rang in my mind!

    She remembered what Yang Jian had told her.What Yang Jian means is, if you can’t let the Third Holy Mother and Liu Yanchang meet, you can’t let him; if you can’t let them have mutual love, you can’t have a child;Not to continue; if you can't have a baby, you won't have a baby...

    Why so much nonsense?

    Of course, it is necessary to extinguish the fire when it is still a small flame. In this way, it will get twice the result with half the effort!

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