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Chapter 69 The Three Virgins 5
For a moment, Liu Yanchang thought a lot.
He thought of men being superior to women, he thought of husbands being the guide for wives, and he thought of the three obediences and four virtues that women should abide by.He is the future husband of the Third Holy Mother, how could he kneel down to her?Isn't this out of order?
An Xiu was still staring at him coldly, with an extremely indifferent expression.
Liu Yanchang shuddered, gritted his teeth and knelt down: "Xiaosheng Liu Yanchang, pay homage to the Goddess of Hua Shan." That's all, anyway, there is no one else in this temple, just kneel, just treat it as the love between husband and wife.
An Xiu nodded slightly, but didn't wake him up, but waved her hand towards the wall with the inscribed love poem, and wiped off the handwriting on it.
Then, she stretched out her slender hand, pointed at Liu Yanchang who was kneeling, and said in a tone as cold as ice for a thousand years: "Liu Sheng, you wrote obscene poems on the wall of this goddess's temple to tease this goddess, and committed a serious crime of blasphemy.There is no excuse for the crime. This goddess is not killing innocent people indiscriminately. I think you are usually timid and cautious, and you have never done anything harmful to the world. I won’t make your soul fly away, as long as your life ends here!"
Liu Yanchang raised his head suddenly, he couldn't believe his ears.How could this be?How did his gentle and virtuous wife, Third Holy Mother, become like this?
"Don't let the soul fly away, just end this life", what does it mean?Is that what he meant?No way no way, isn't that going to kill him?
Liu Yanchang's prediction was correct, he heard the second half of An Xiu's unfinished sentence: "My Goddess allows you to reincarnate and start over."
Liu Yanchang: "..." He really wanted him to die!
However, after a pain that hurt his soul passed, Liu Yanchang found that he was not dead, but returned to the afternoon when he was just bound to the "Do Again" system.
"Do it again." The system comforted him: "It's okay, host. If you die, you will die. You can load the file and start over."
Liu Yanchang touched the cold sweat on his forehead, showing a smile of survival after a catastrophe.Fortunately, he has a "do it all over again" system, he can do it all over again.
"Do it again" the system urged him: "Host, which node do you want to go to this time?"
Liu Yanchang thought for a while, and said unwillingly: "It's still the day I first met Chanmei. There must be some misunderstanding in the previous thing, Chanmei loves me deeply, she loves me more than everything in this world, I don't believe herwould do that to me."
"Do it all over again," the system said, "Okay, let's go to the day when you first met."
Liu Yanchang hastily added: "By the way, it wasn't the morning, but the afternoon of that day." He didn't want to climb Hua Shan Mountain for another two hours, so tired that his feet almost broke.
So, after a familiar dizziness, Liu Yanchang reappeared on the top of Hua Shan.It's just that he looked at the temple from a distance, thinking about what happened before, even if he kept persuading himself that it was a misunderstanding or an accident, the timidity in his heart still lingered.
He was in a daze for a quarter of an hour.
It wasn't until the sudden rainstorm poured down that he belatedly remembered that it was a rainstorm day, and rushed into the temple as fast as he could to hide from the rain.It's just that it was too late, when he entered the temple, all his robes were soaked through.
The Third Holy Mother looked at the embarrassed scholar who broke into the temple, and frowned: "Xiu'er, this thing looks familiar."
An Xiu explained her doubts seriously and responsibly: "Did you forget? He is Liu Yanchang."
The Third Holy Mother was shocked: "Ah? Why is he here again? Didn't you already send him to the underworld to be reincarnated? To be honest, Xiu'er, you can't do it, if you can't, let me do it!"
An Xiu felt that her ability was greatly questioned, and she was very upset: "It's not that I can't do it, it's that the space of this world has fallen into the chaos of time. But don't worry, with me here, nothing will happen. You just stand asideWatching a movie, or playing a game is fine, don’t be afraid.”
She has already learned from the "Mythological and Affectionate Heroine" system that the chaos of time is caused by the "Do it all over again" system on Liu Yanchang.
But what about doing it all over again?So what if you do it twice, three times, N times?She beat him back to his original state every time!She wants to see how many lives can be created in this "do it all over again" system!
Let's talk about Liu Yanchang.Seeing that there was no one else in the temple, he found a corner, picked up some branches outside after the rain had subsided, set up a firewood and lit a fire to dry his clothes.While he was baking his coat and jacket, he was thinking of some nice words to say to Third Holy Mother later.
However, his actions angered An Xiu and Third Holy Mother again.
An Xiu pointed to the appearance of Liu Yanchang who was covered with only a pair of trousers not much larger than a towel, and said to Third Holy Mother: "You see, he is stubborn, and he is still disrespectful to you! A grown man is actually naked in the Goddess Temple.", It’s really a big hindrance to ethics!” He knew that the Third Holy Mother was here and would manifest spirits, but he still did this, it was really too much, and it couldn’t be explained by the sentence “If you don’t know, don’t blame”.
In fact, the clothes are uncomfortable, you can go to the small room next to it to warm up, isn't it just a few more steps?Why do you have to bake it in front of the idol?No need to explain, he just didn't respect the Third Holy Mother from the bottom of his heart!
The Third Holy Mother suddenly became angry: "Yeah, he is too much. Xiu'er, help me teach him a lesson!"
An Xiu once again responded with a straight line: "Okay."
So, in Liu Yanchang's surprised and expectant eyes, An Xiu appeared again, pointed at him coldly, and said something almost the same as before: "Liu Sheng, you are in the temple of this goddess, warming yourself naked by the fire.", committed a serious crime of blasphemy, an unforgivable crime. I am not a goddess who kills innocent people indiscriminately. I think you are usually timid and cautious, and you have never done anything harmful to the world. It will not make your soul fly away, as long as your life ends here!"
Liu Yanchang was dumbfounded again: "No, Goddess, listen to my explanation, this is a misunderstanding, I really have no disrespect to you..."
An Xiu interrupted him: "You still say there is no disrespect? This goddess is a fairy, you are just a mere mortal, how dare you not use the honorific title, but 'you, me, and me'?"
Liu Yanchang quickly changed his words: "It was a slip of the tongue, really a slip of the tongue. I'm sorry, Goddess, please forgive me..."
An Xiu said two words lightly: "It's late." I'm sorry, if it is useful, why do you need Fadu and Yamen?Go reincarnate.Of course, if she guessed right, the matter would not be so easy to solve, and he would come back again.
She waved her hand, and Liu Yanchang suddenly felt a familiar pain in his soul.Then after the pain passed, he found that he was not dead, but returned to the afternoon when he was just bound to the "do it all over again" system.
Liu Yanchang touched the cold sweat that broke out more than twice as much as the first time he "died", wanting to cry but no tears.
What went wrong?How did things turn out that way?
"Do it again" the system comforted him: "It's okay, host. If you die, you will die. You can read the file and start again. This time, which node do you want to go to?"
Liu Yanchang collapsed on the bed exhaustedly: "No, let me slow down first, I need to calm down."
He calmed down for ten days, carefully analyzed the previous two situations, and made a decision.He had to change his inner thinking that he regarded the Third Holy Mother as his wife, and instead respected her as a goddess for the time being.
In order to win the heart of the Third Holy Mother, he also specially borrowed more than a dozen of the most popular love story books from Huayin Bookstore, made up for it hard, and learned those sweet words.
He thought to himself, this time it will always go well.
So, he collected his thoughts and said to the "Do it all over again" system: "Let's go, go to the afternoon when I first met Sister Cicada."
"Do it all over again" the system responded: "Okay, as the host wishes."
At the same time, the Third Holy Mother was complaining: "Xiu'er, it's so boring, let's go out to play today? Anyway, it's been raining all the time these days, and almost no one comes to the temple."
An Xiu smiled and shook her head: "I have taken you to the surrounding cities for nine days. I have visited all the interesting places, the theater, the racecourse, and even the brothels where women are not allowed to enter.After going in for a stroll, aren't you satisfied? Even An An can't stay in your own home for a whole day?"
Third Holy Mother said: "There is a good saying, 'It is easy to go from frugal to extravagant, but difficult to go from extravagant to frugal'. You have brought me to see so many interesting things, and I feel that the temple is more and more lonely and boring.How about this, as long as you can often take me out to find fun, I can let you occupy my body for ten more years, no, twenty years! Even if it is longer, it is not negotiable."
Anyway, the body is hers, An Xiu enjoys it, she can enjoy it too, she is very happy.Sometimes the Third Holy Mother even thinks that it's not impossible to continue this kind of life. She doesn't hate An Xiu's upvoting her account at all.
An Xiu raised her forehead: "You think I don't want to, you think I'm rare. It's already agreed, at least a few years, at most twenty years, I will leave your body and let you continue to be Yang Chan. But II estimate that it may not take a few years, and if it is fast, it may be completed in less than a year."
The Third Holy Mother was very disappointed: "Huh? It's only been a year, why is it so fast. Xiu'er, I can't bear you."
An Xiu comforted her: "Be good. There is always a banquet in the world. If there is a destiny, we will meet again. Not today, but tomorrow. Tomorrow, I will take you to Yangzhou. It is a super prosperous city."The breath of an acquaintance, Liu Yanchang, here he is again.
The Third Holy Mother was immediately coaxed: "Okay, let's go to Yangzhou tomorrow!"
At this time Liu Yanchang had already reached the top of Mount Hua. Looking at the temple a hundred meters away, he took a deep breath, fearing that the torrential rain would soon rain down and wet his clothes and cause the nightmare to repeat itself, so he didn't dare to delay any longer and hurried on his way.
After entering the temple, Liu Yanchang no longer dared to make troubles. He never dared to write love poems on the wall. He no longer stared obsessively at the appearance of the god in a daze, but respectfully knelt down on the futon:"Xiaosheng Liu Yanchang pays homage to Hua Shan Goddess."
The Third Holy Mother looked at him in surprise, and said to An Xiu: "Xiu'er, why is he here again? You said earlier that you couldn't take me out to play today because of him? Why is he so annoying."
"However, this time he has learned to behave himself, and he is quite polite. But I have every reason to suspect that he is pretending."
Anxiu said: "Whether it's just pretending or not, I'll try him and see for myself." San ShengMu has made great progress, and she has a sense of comfort that "children can be taught".
So An Xiu manifested again and appeared in front of Liu Yanchang.
Liu Yanchang learned the lessons from the previous two times. When facing An Xiu, he responded respectfully and impeccably. He turned out to be a good young man who was talented, courteous, gentle and gentle.
Third Holy Mother said with emotion: "With him like this, it is absolutely no problem to be the male protagonist in the storybook. It is simply a tailor-made male protagonist design."
An Xiu smiled, and said to Third Holy Mother: "Then how about I try to praise him a few times and see if he will show his feet?"
The Third Holy Mother said excitedly: "Okay, try it quickly." It's time to watch a show.
So An Xiu showed a gentle smile towards Liu Yanchang, and praised him a few polite words in a very kind tone, wishing him the future examination for the middle palace and becoming an official in the court.
Liu Yanchang immediately felt relieved, the development of the situation has finally returned to the right track!His future wife is finally normal!
So, he was so excited that he couldn't help expressing his love to An Xiu cautiously and expectantly.
Third Holy Mother: "...This bastard! You are so wicked. Xiu'er, teach him a lesson for me!" She was so angry that her cheeks turned pink.
An Xiu deliberately asked her: "Why are you so excited and reacted so strongly? I saw that what Liu Yanchang said was sincere."
The Third Holy Mother said: "Xiu'er, you don't know. I have seen the words he said just now in a book borrowed from Huayin Bookstore, and they are almost exactly the same! He even copied the words he expressed his admiration. It can be seen in the slightestThey are not sincere, they are clearly coaxing me, and they think I will be kept in the dark."
"And most importantly, I am the Goddess Hua Shan. He is just a mortal. How could he have the face to express his love for me? I want to learn from the Nuwa Empress and never allow my dignity to be tarnished!"
An Xiu gave her a thumbs up, and replied: "Okay, as you wish, I will teach him a lesson for you."
Then, she said those cold words to Liu Yanchang for the third time: "Liu Sheng, you have committed a serious crime of blasphemy by molesting this Goddess with your words, and the crime is unforgivable. But this Goddess does not kill innocent people indiscriminately.Thinking that you have never done anything harmful to nature and reason, it will not destroy your three souls and four souls, as long as you stop here in this life."
"Go, reincarnate and reincarnate!"
After finishing speaking, she waved her hand, and Liu Yanchang suddenly felt the familiar pain in his soul again.
After the pain passed, he still didn't die, but returned for the third time to the afternoon when he was just bound to the "Do Again" system.
Liu Yanchang was completely stunned, lying on the bed like a puddle of mud, extremely suspicious of life.
But the "Do it all over again" system kept encouraging him: "Host, don't give up, there may be a problem with the node of 'First Encounter', but it doesn't matter, you can skip this node."
"As a human being, you have to be more flexible and adaptable. When you encounter a difficult situation, you don't have to fight it to the death. Take a different path, and maybe it will be clear right away."
There was light in Liu Yanchang's eyes again. He sat up and suddenly realized: "Yes, I can choose other nodes to enter. For example... the day when sister Chan came to me on her own initiative and told me the truth!", isn't it better?Why do you have to relive the good times when you first met?He is so confused!
"Do it all over again" the system responded: "Yes, host! Let's go!"