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    An Xiu completed the task of the seventh small world, returned to the Heavenly Court again, and got the reward from the Lady Queen Mother.

    However, the reward this time is different from the previous ones. It is not a elixir or medicine, but a small, very inconspicuous silver ring.

    This... looks so shabby at first glance.Not even gold, just mere silver.

    But An Xiu didn't dare to underestimate the silver ring, and asked the Lady Queen Mother, "Please tell me, what's so good about this ring?"

    Lady Queen Mother laughed: "It is not an ordinary ring, but a mustard space. The Buddha said, 'Sumeru hides the mustard seeds, and the mustard seeds are Nasumi'. The size of things does not lie in the surface, but in the heart."

    An Xiu couldn't understand those mysterious and mysterious Buddhist words, and her focus was all on the four words "mustard space".

    Mustard space!

    That's a super good thing!Super thick golden fingers!

    When she was in later life, when she had nothing to do, she followed the crowd and read some popular online articles, among which was the extremely popular space article.

    What about "XX in Rebirth Space", what about "XX in Portable Space", and what about "Wearing XX with Space" are all cool articles that are open to fly, and they are quite relaxing and enjoyable to read.

    She has even flirted with it. If one day she also has a space with spiritual springs, spiritual pets, medicinal plants, supplies, etc., wouldn't it be great?

    It is equivalent to having a big hanger with you. If you have nothing to eat, you can take it from the space, and you will never be afraid of starving to death; if you have nothing to wear, you can take it from the space, and you will never be afraid of freezing;In the barbaric age when there was almost no medicine, people were not afraid of dying of illness; even if they had no money, they could find something from the space and sell it quietly, so they were not afraid of dying of poverty; most importantly, when encountering danger, space was a big life-saving talisman, you can hide in it!

    An Xiu's eyes lit up immediately: "Thank you, Lady Queen Mother." This mustard space is really useful!

    The Lady Queen Mother laughed and said, "You thanked the wrong person again. I didn't give it to you. I just passed it on for Guanyin Bodhisattva."

    An Xiu was surprised: "It turned out to be Guanyin Bodhisattva." It was quite reasonable.In the original plot, the misfortune of Gold Saint Palace after returning to the palace can be attributed to the fact that Sai Taisui kidnapped her for three years.And isn't Sai Taisui's true identity the golden-haired jiao under the seat of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva?

    Guanyin Bodhisattva wanted to compensate Gold Saint Palace, so he took Mustard Space to thank An Xiu who changed the fate of Gold Saint Palace, which makes sense.

    The Lady Queen Mother reminded: "An Xiu, you must take care of this mustard space. I have a hunch that it will play a great role in your next mission."

    An Xiu thanked her, and then asked: "My lady, who is the next client of the small world?"

    The Lady Queen Mother shook her head, but smiled.

    The next small world, like the small world of Gold Saint Palace, also has no client.

    After An Xiu rested in the Heavenly Court for a few days, she woke up one morning and found that the world around her had changed.

    An Xiu asked the "mythical and affectionate heroine" system in his mind: "System, what kind of mythical story is this time? My current identity is which lovestruck's silly, white and sweet heroine?"

    The system coughed and replied, "Host, you are now the snail girl."

    The snail girl?

    An Xiu frowned, she was familiar with this story.She heard it from her grandfather when she was very young, and she learned it in class when she was in elementary school.

    The story of "Snail Girl" is still the kind of story that people around you don't think there is a problem when they hear it, but feel very beautiful, happy, and yearning. But An Xiu can't figure it out after hearing it.It's a frightening story.

    Speaking of the snail girl, many people praised her.Especially men, especially men with no money, no house, no skills!

    Which man with no money, no house, no skills, would not want to have a wife who is gentle, beautiful, considerate and capable like the snail girl, who brings her own rice and cooks for him every day?

    And the snail girl also brings her own house - snail shell!Obediently cook and leave, wave your hands without taking a cloud, don't ask for praise, don't ask for anything in return, be infinitely altruistic, and give without complaint.If you don't like it, the man doesn't need to take any responsibility at all, which saves trouble.

    And if you like it, wanting her to stay is just a matter of one word!

    Come and go when you are called, woohoo, how wonderful!

    The snail girl, that is simply the most perfect wife in a man's mind!

    is not that right?Men, as vested interests, of course like women like snail girls.

    But few people think from the perspective of the snail girl

    Think about it, what about her?As the person who gives infinitely, is she really happy?Are you happy?Can anyone really be that great?

    An Xiu felt that the answer was obviously no.

    "System," An Xiu said, "I deeply feel that the story of "The Snail Girl" is really irrational."

    The system asked: "Oh? What are they? Please tell the host, the system is all ears." It was also very curious.Its host can always think of places that ordinary people can't think of, and there are always some tricks that ordinary people can't think of.

    An Xiu said: "For example, isn't Xie Duan very poor? Isn't his snail girl just to improve food? Then why didn't he eat meat after touching the big snail girl, but kept it in a big water tank, have you been raising it for so long?"

    System: "Uh...maybe he wants to raise him so he can grow up? Can he eat more meat? Didn't Xie Duan still feed the snail girl with crispy rice?"

    An Xiu asked again: "This is another unreasonable thing. Xie Duan is so poor, let alone rice crackers, even rice soup is reluctant to throw away. So, even if he wants to raise a snail girlWhen they grow up to eat, why are they so extravagantly fed with crispy rice instead of mowing grass, picking fruits, looking for vegetable leaves and so on?"

    It's as ridiculous as the plot of washing pigs with flour and salt to remove the fishy smell that is often written in some old sayings about farming.Obviously, it is absolutely impossible to happen in real life.

    System: "Uh... Maybe this is fate, Xie Duan has a crush on the snail girl somewhere, so feed her the rice crust that is very precious to the peasant family?"

    An Xiu scoffed at this statement: "Please, that's a big snail girl. It can't swim or move. A normal person wouldn't choose a snail girl as a pet, right? Even if you keep a fish, you can swim around and have fun.? Favor? Who will believe it?"

    The system said: "Host, don't care about these details. Apart from these, are there other unreasonable things?"

    An Xiu said: "Of course there are more, there are more!"

    Then she said like a cannonball: "The story tells that the real identity of the snail girl is Baishuisu Nu. Although she is incomparable with the gods in the sky, she is also a fairy girl who has attained enlightenment in the mortal world. She lives well in the riverYes, why did you go to Xie Duan, a poor scholar's house, to wash, cook and clean for him? Is she bored? "

    "Besides, it's the kind that comes with its own raw materials! It's said that 'a clever woman can't cook without rice'. The snail girl is really good. She can cook delicious meals without rice, vegetables, and meat. She is even more clever than a clever woman!"

    System: "Uh..."

    An Xiu continued: "Xie Duan is also very strange. He found that there were extra meals in the house out of thin air. Wasn't his first reaction to ask where they came from? When the source is unknown, he just ate these meals directly. It's really true.Bold, isn't he afraid of being poisoned to death?"

    System: "Uh... the host, you have experienced too many small worlds, and the twists and turns of the brain circuit are too complicated."

    An Xiu continued: "The snail girl is also stupid, she should have thought that Xie Duan would find out if she did this!"

    "And the strange thing is, since the snail girl didn't think about staying in the first place, why didn't she even take any precautions, put her snail shell in a safe place? Or take good care of it? At least you have to be careful.? She just left the snail shells carelessly in the water tank. Doesn’t this approach mean that she deliberately squeezed her weakness into other people’s hands?”

    System: "Uh..."

    An Xiu continued: "Besides, after being discovered, isn't the easiest and most straightforward way to leave directly? If you don't stop, if you should leave or not, then you deserve it and can't leave."

    "No, Xie Duan wanted to keep her. In order to prevent her from refusing, he hid her snail girl shell directly, leaving her without a place to live, so she could only stay at Xie Duan's house!"

    "Speaking of which, she is really incompetent. She can't even deal with a mere mortal. She is a fairy girl in vain!"

    System: "Uh..."

    An Xiu laughed: "If I were her, I would at least think of dozens of ways to find out the snail girl's shell, or force Xie Duan to hand over the snail girl's shell! Using this method to keep people is really shameless!"

    "It's no different from Cowherd stealing Weaver Girl's clothes and forcing Weaver Girl to marry him! All of them are hooligans, imprisoned, illegal, and disgusting!" Xie Duan's actions reminded herThe original plot of the first small world.

    System: "Uh... Maybe the snail girl is willing? Then it's not forced."

    An Xiu said coolly: "Deciding on something without first consulting the other party's opinion is an expression of extreme disrespect. Besides, who said that the snail girl is voluntary?"

    "Don't forget, there is a situation called 'forced to volunteer'!"

    System: "Uh... well, host, you are right."

    An Xiu sighed for a long time: "Besides, does Xie Duan really like the snail girl? I

    It seems that he just likes that she can do housework and cook, and it doesn't cost money, it's like a pie in the sky!"

    "But why did he think about the snail girl?"

    "The snail girl is a fairy. There is a difference between immortals and mortals. They are not allowed to be together. Although the snail girl does not live in the heaven, she is also bound by the rules of heaven. She will be married to a mortal Xie Duan, and she will be severely punished.But she is a little fairy who is not even qualified to live in the heavenly court, she has low mana, no power, no power and no background, who can intercede for her?" She is different from Seven Fairies and Weaver Girl.

    "Besides, in the mortal world, the origin of the snail girl is unknown, and she appeared out of thin air. Xie Duan didn't think about how to give her a trustworthy background, and just enjoyed the convenience she brought."

    "If there is any trouble around, she must be the first to be suspected; when Xie Duan becomes famous in the future, the first thing he will do is stop his wife and marry another wife!"

    The system was finally moved when it heard this: "Host, you are right."

    "The story of the snail girl actually has a second half. The fairy tale that the world is familiar with is only the first half."

    "The real ending of the snail girl... is actually very miserable."

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