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    After the passer-by teammates on the first floor chose the jungler first, the strawberry meow sauce on the third floor did not have a jungler position. She dawdled and changed among the heroes, and finally locked the nurse.This is the first support she has played with them these days.

    Chen Zihao, who was very resistant to playing adc, took out his tank to fight against the pressure after there was no mid unit, and drove Chu Qiaoyu to the bottom lane to play adc.

    Chen Zihao complained: "It's also used as a sandbag. I choose to be a little fleshy, at least I can resist a few more times. ADC is too brittle, and it will evaporate if touched by the opponent."

    It seems that the adc's vaporization experience these days has left him with a serious psychological shadow.

    The ids of their junglers are Pineapple and Xiyue, and they are colleagues.Pineapple and Lemon are evenly divided in the field of live broadcasting, but Lemon's Endless Battle division is slightly better, with more well-known anchors and a higher audience activity rate in the division.

    He didn't know this colleague named Xiyue.There are too many game anchors in Endless Battle, most of them are unknown, and only a very small number of anchors can be remembered by the audience.However, the game skills that can be an anchor generally surpass most players, and it is no problem to beat a king like them.

    Chu Qiaoyu's tone was brisk: "There is an anchor, I'm lying down."

    Danmaku scoffed at his game mentality of just wanting to mess around.

    "You two are also anchors yourself, what about ambition?"

    "You don't necessarily win if you meet the anchor, maybe he is another streamer"

    The rest of the passers-by called Always’s sesame buns, and at first glance they were always fans.This fan friend is pretty good. Chen Zihao originally wanted to play mid laner, but the opponent showed off multiple mid laner provincial cards and a hero win rate of nearly 70, and was defeated in this mid lane battle.

    Chu Qiaoyu lay flat completely: "Isn't it possible to win by pushing the tower?"

    However, the game didn't go as he wished. It didn't take more than ten minutes to start. Their bot duo and the opposite bot duo were still battling for wits to push the opponent's next tower. Their own jungler and mid lanerA quarrel broke out.

    Pineapple, Xiyue: Are you blind in the mid laner?I pressed the request to assemble a hundred times, so you have to hang on your mid lane defense tower?

    Always’s Sesame Bun: I pressed retreat, and the opposing jungler and top laner didn’t show up in this wave, so I shouldn’t have played

    Different people have different play styles, some play aggressively, and some play conservatively, so there are often situations where some teammates think they can play and some teammates think they can't play in the same situation.

    Moreover, most people do not turn on the audio when playing games, cannot communicate in a timely manner, and do not have the tacit understanding and cooperation among professional players, so it is normal for teammates to have differences in decision-making in the game.

    Originally, the two were just arguing about whether the group should fight just now, until the jungler said a word, and the mid laner was blown up.

    Pineapple, Xiyue: Always crippled, and you also crippled with your master?Be serious, don't play games with your feet

    Always's sesame buns: what's the matter with Always?If you want to scold me, scold me, don't be too bad at playing games

    Pineapple, Xiyue: 666, who else can be worse than Lanhuang?Putting on a face all day, sucking blood teammates in the game, bullying teammates outside the game, this kind of person is also worthy of a job!Fortunately, retired early and did not destroy the environment of the e-sports circle.

    The peak period of a professional player is very short. After his twenties, his state began to decline, and he faced retirement within a few years.

    And most people in this age group are either studying in school or just entering the society. It is the time when they are full of vigor and vitality, but for professional players, this grade is like the end of the day.

    But Always's 20-year-old retirement age is considered early among professional players.Chu Qiaoyu didn't know what caused the league's No. 1 jungler to leave the arena that made him shine, but the reasons were always three reasons: physical injury, poor mental state, and technical decline.

    If the jungler scolded Always for his behavior or game technology, Chu Qiaoyu would not respond.He didn't know Always well and didn't care, he just told the jungler not to curse in the game.

    Why attack other people's injuries.

    The former mid laner of the Chuqiaoyu team taught him a lot of game operations and awareness. After he was insulted in a fancy way by the violent brother in the e-sports circle, he was forced to turn off the computer so that the young mid laner who was not able to withstand stress could stop playing.Look again, give him a bottle of bubbling iced Coke.

    It was also he who cried with his coach when Chu Qiaoyu was extremely lucky to win the championship and MVP for the first time on the field.Two burly men in the auditorium hugged each other and wept without being old men at all, which attracted the attention of the audience around them, and was photographed and became a well-known emoji in the game circle.

    Even Chu Qiaoyu, who has always been slow to detect other people's emotions, can feel the loss in the eyes of the previous mid laner lightly rubbing the strained wrist and watching them shine on the field, which is so thick that it is hard to ignore..

    He had to retire because of a wrist injury.

    How can you call a former professional player useless.

    As long as he scolds for other reasons.

    Chu Qiaoyu first said to the mid laner in the team: "Okay, don't tell him, just play the game."

    Then he said softly to the strawberry meow sauce: "I have a few words to communicate with him, it may be a bit unpleasant, you should turn off the receiver."

    After all, among these two Always fans, one is taciturn, and they don’t say more than ten sentences in a group with them for a few days;

    No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like two people who can gain the upper hand in a quarrel.

    Chu Qiaoyu said: "You have the face to scold him with the fmvp skin of Always? Without him, how would you get this skin? Isn't this picking up the bowl to eat and putting down the bowl to scold father?"

    The jungler said disdainfully: "I still think his skin is dirty for the hero Wei Na. If it weren't for this hero being my destiny, I would have bought the whole skin, and I wouldn't have gotten this skin at all."

    Chu Qiaoyu chuckled and said, "Yeah, so what should we do? No matter how much you hate him, your natal fmvp skin is still his, and his signature is written on it. Are you angry? And you can only hide it behind your back."Secretly slandering others to gain a sense of existence, wouldn't you still secretly want to steal this skin as your own?"

    The jungler is pretentious, so naturally he refuses to admit that he is inferior to others.He believes that his technical level is not much worse than that of Always in his heyday, not to mention the current decline in technology and the wrist injury of Always.

    He was about to fight back powerfully and viciously, when two big men opposite jumped out from the grass behind Lan, punished Lan Buff and took his head away in front of him.

    "Oh, your buff has been reversed by the opponent?" Chu Qiaoyu pretended to be surprised, "If it is Always, this buff will definitely not be reversed."

    After the system read his death announcement with a mechanical female voice, Chu Qiaoyu said again: "You are a jungler, why did you get brushed by the opponent as a wild monster?"

    The grumpy jungler was annoyed and yelled at him.

    The nimble elf archer moves like a bird in the forest, light and unpredictable. The nanny who accompanied him returned to the city due to lack of mana.Don't let the opponent touch it once, and kill the enemy's kite.

    At the same time as the three-kill voice broadcast, Chu Qiaoyu's voice pretended to be suddenly enlightened: "Isn't it because someone's scarce brain capacity can't handle two things at the same time, quarrel and game?"

    As soon as the jungler opened his mouth, there was another string of words that would be blocked.

    He clicked the voice report in the game: "Don't swear, it's not good to swear. Protect the game environment, start from me."

    "In this way, you don't need to play the game with your hands. You can't operate if you speak, and you can't speak if you operate." He commented on the negative record of the jungler.

    He kept talking, and it didn't affect the operation in the game at all.The 7-0 record is already superb, while the jungler's record is just a very ordinary 2-4.

    "Kill crazy"

    "It's outrageous to quarrel and make up a knife without missing a knife."

    "Then I still suggest that you focus on arguing," Chu Qiaoyu said earnestly, as if he was really thinking about the other party, "After all, you can't speak anymore, so hurry up and take advantage of the last time you can speak."Grab it for a few minutes."

    The jungler turned off the mic in a very "unrecognizable way", probably because he couldn't make a noise, and it was more likely because he was warned by the super management of his live broadcast platform.

    Lemon platform's super tube also arrived late, and entered his live broadcast room to issue a warning: "The civilized environment of the live broadcast room needs to be maintained by everyone. Please be careful with your words and deeds."

    Chu Qiaoyu said aggrievedly: "Super management, you drag out the replay of the live broadcast and take a closer look. I am not the one who cursed. The whole live broadcast room can see that I am the victim who was scolded, and I am the little girl who was personally attacked.Poor. I have been communicating with him friendly, don't wrong civilized people."

    He didn't use a single insulting word in the whole process, it's not that he doesn't know what kind of vicious words there are in cursing.It's just that the live broadcast room is a public place, and other people spit shit out of their mouths and have no quality. He can't be lowered by the lower limit and do things without quality.

    Moreover, his live broadcast room has been punished twice by the platform for sparring with viewers before, and if he is punished again, he will have to deduct money.

    Deducting money is not the most important thing. The main reason is that if there are too many punishments, the live broadcast room will be banned by the platform, ranging from a few days to a few months.

    He said a few words in a nonchalant and eccentric way, feeling that nothing was going on, and his whole body felt sad like ants were crawling.

    The jungler who quietly turned off the mic quietly turned on the receiver for some reason.Chu Qiaoyu noticed the small flashing horn in the upper right corner of his avatar with sharp eyes, and was afraid that he might not be able to hear it when he turned off the microphone for a second, so he quickly scolded him: "Silly x."

    Sure enough, comfortable.

    Swearing at people without being stupid is to lose one's soul.

    "You wait for the superintendent to leave..."

    Chaoguan jumped out in the next second to show his presence that was ignored by Chu Qiaoyu: "The anchor verbally insults others, and he will be given a C-category warning."

    "I'll just scold you if you scold me," he said confidently, "I'll scold you once and for all this kind of stupidity."

    Warning once, dare to do it next time.

    In fact, just scolding a stupid x is not too serious. Sometimes the anchor encounters a teammate who is "weird" and his mentality is affected. If he can't help but scold a few stupid x, he will not be sanctioned.

    But Chaoguan was still in the live broadcast room, scolding him in front of him was tantamount to outputting face, so Chaoguan issued a class C warning ticket in a face-saving manner.

    Type C warnings do not deduct money for the first time, and the amount of deductions will be calculated based on the anchor’s basic income and coefficient from the second time. For each additional warning, the amount of deductions will double.The last time he was deducted 200 for chatting with the audience, this is the third time, and the deducted amount is 400.

    Chu Qiaoyu didn't feel bad at all.Money can be made again when it is gone, but stupidity is fleeting, and if you miss it once, you may not be able to get scolded next time.

    If he didn't have any money now, he would have scolded this guy more severely.

    Moreover, this jungler is also an anchor. Nowadays, major live broadcast platforms are very aggressive in investigating bad habits such as swearing. If he wants to send out his swearing words, he will not be able to pass the trial unless they are coded into a telegram.It is several times that of him.

    This game that started in the scolding battle and ended in the scolding battle unexpectedly won the victory.Chu Qiaoyu's adc didn't die once in the whole round, he won fifteen kills, and his output accounted for more than 40, so he naturally won the winner's mvp.

    It is in stark contrast to his perennial top laner.

    "carry has to make me strange"

    "It is recommended to swear every time you play a game after being freed, and your combat power will double in an instant"

    "Jungle's room number in Pineapple's live broadcast: 19772xxx, xdm rush to him"

    Chu Qiaoyu raised his hand to block the last barrage, and said in a good voice: "The matter of the top game will end at the top, Internet violence is not advisable. I have already scolded him for you, don't waste extra time on himIt's time."

    He returned to his easy-talking look, as if he would never get angry, making one wonder whether it was really him who was aggressive in the game.

    "If you have time to attack people, why don't you come and see Liu Fang's cooking," Chu Qiaoyu read a barrage, and commented, "This is a good one, and you scolding him is also adding to him in disguise.The heat may be right in his arms."

    "It's too bad (covering face and laughing)"

    "Just go to Pineapple and report it, don't give Lowb too many eyes"

    Strawberry Meow Sauce slapped again, saying that something happened and she was offline.And Chen Zihao, who was not long enough for the month, was still struggling to double row with Chu Qiaoyu to make up for the time.

    Hurrying, he finally made up enough time on the afternoon of the day when the time was settled. Chen Zihao, who has been dizzy from playing games for the past few days, hastily hung up the leave slip, planning to take a good rest tonight to soothe his injured soul, and run homeup.

    Chen Zihao and his family all live in Jiang City, but they don't live together.

    Because of the live broadcast at night, he usually lives irregularly, and he is completely out of the same time zone as his parents who go to bed early and get up early.In order to avoid affecting his family's rest, he moved out and rented a house outside, and took time to go home several times a month.

    Tonight is his regular time to go home, and his parents arranged a big meal for him together.

    "Mom, your phone is ringing." Chen Zihao, who was full of food and drink, slumped on the sofa, too lazy to move, his eyes glued to the TV screen that was playing a mystery movie.When the plot progressed to the critical moment when the protagonist peeled off the cocoon and found the real murderer, he didn't want to miss a second of this wonderful plot.

    The mobile phone on the coffee table in the living room did not wait for a response, and the ringing of the incoming call was tirelessly loud.

    "You pick it up first, I'm busy and don't have hands." Mama Chen replied from the kitchen.

    Chen Zihao couldn't bear the noise attack of this popular square dance music ringtone, which completely overwhelmed the sound of the TV.His eyes were still fixed on the plot, and he connected the phone with his right hand.

    In the next second, the caller's voice made him almost throw the phone out.

    "Cousin, brother," Chen Zihao couldn't speak smoothly, and the embarrassment when he was alone with Yu Lan came to his heart, and the person lying on the sofa like a boneless person instantly straightened his back, "I'll ask my mother to pick it up."Telephone?"

    Few people know that Yu Lan is the son of Mama Chen's brother, and the two of them are cousins.Yu Lan and his mother are close, but the relationship between the two of them is not close.

    It's better to say that apart from this blood relationship, he and Yu Lan don't have much contact with each other.He doesn't even know Yu Lan as well as he knows his cousin, Always, who has another identity.

    God knows how embarrassing it is for the two of them to get along.

    The last time Yu Lan came to his house, he happened to not go out to play at home that time, because his mother wanted the two of them to have a good relationship, so he was forced to sit in the living room with his cousin and watch TV.

    At that time, the TV series was a variety show, and that episode was very funny. If it weren't for Yu Lan, he would have been unable to maintain his image and laugh heartily, while the expressions of the people around him were as indifferent as if they were watching a news broadcast, and their eyes were calm.

    When he failed to hold back his laughter again and his body was trembling with laughter, he happened to meet Yu Lan who cast his gaze from the side. Yu Lan probably couldn't understand the low point of his smile: "You don't have to worry about me."

    But after you said this, I couldn't even laugh anymore!And there is an unfamiliar person by your side, it's really hard to let go!

    After the variety show ended, it was even more embarrassing. Before the TV show was over, he could still concentrate on watching TV.He took the remote control and changed several channels, but he couldn't find any channels to watch, all kinds of promotional advertisements and boring reruns.

    His mother was still cooking in the kitchen, and as the host, he couldn't leave the guests alone in the living room and go into the room to play games by himself, although he wanted to do so very much.

    He had no choice but to bite the bullet and take the initiative to chat with Yu Lan. He asked dryly, and Yu Lan answered without emotion.Their questions and answers made him feel like he was interrogating his cousin. He is usually a lively and outgoing person, but when faced with his brother's concise and difficult answers like "it's okay" and "um", his accusationsThe level of chatting is simply unplayable.

    Chen Zihao had a lot of thoughts in his mind, and he was so embarrassed that he could pick out three rooms and one living room with his toes. In fact, the flow of time in real life did not pass for a few seconds.The next second he heard Yu Lan say.

    "Is aunt busy? I told you the same, I will come to Jiang City to visit her next Friday."

    Yu Lan lives in Ning City, which is next door to Jiang City. The two cities are very close and can be reached in less than two hours by high-speed train.At that time, Chen's mother saw that Yu Lan was alone, and asked him to live in Jiang City, so that relatives could take care of each other, but Yu Lan refused on the grounds that his teammates were all in Ning City.

    "Oh, I'll talk to my mother later." Chen Zihao responded.

    After saying this, the two fell into silence.

    "It's nothing..." Hearing that Yu Lan was about to hang up the phone, Chen Zihao hurriedly stopped him, hesitated for a long time and asked, "Brother, how are you recently?"

    He actually wanted to ask about the hand injury, but with the relationship between the two of them, it was too straightforward to directly ask about the hand injury, so he had to ask around and around.

    It was just a farce a few days ago, which reminded him of Yu Lan's visit to their house once.

    He was pale and seemed not very energetic.In the summer, Yu Lan was wearing a long-sleeved sweater out of place, and her wrists wrapped in layers of bandages were occasionally exposed from the loose cuffs during movements.

    Only after listening to the chat between the two did he know that after Yu Lan went to various well-known hospitals for conservative treatment, there was still little effect, and finally he had to go to the step of surgery.

    Chen Ma asked with some distress: "Your hand...does it affect you?"

    Yu Lan also comforted her in turn: "Guy, don't worry too much. The doctor said that after the operation, it will not have much impact on daily life."

    It has little impact on daily life, and it is self-evident what it has a big impact on.

    Not long after that, Yu Lan retired.

    Unexpectedly, Yu Lan directly answered the question he wanted to know the most: "Did you ask the hand? As always, it's okay."

    Chen Zihao replied blankly: "Oh, that's good..."

    He had no way of knowing whether Yu Lan's answer was because he learned about the farce that others scolded him for being useless that day, or whether he just said it casually.

    But Yu Lan shouldn't know about this, right?

    Yu Lan is different from someone like him who surfs the Internet intensively all day long. He lags behind in obtaining information on the Internet.Once they watched TV with Chen's mother. At that time, his mother lamented that the beautiful actress in the show met a poor man and had an unfortunate marriage. The paparazzi broke out that the man had cheated and then divorced.

    Both parties are quite well-known in the entertainment industry. The marriage that was praised by the major media as a strong alliance ended disastrously. After the divorce, reports on Weibo, newspapers, TV and other channels were all over the place. Even his grandfather who couldn't use a smartphoneKnow a thing or two about this news.

    Unexpectedly, Yu Lan was still a little puzzled after hearing this: "So she is already an adult?"

    It turned out that his memory of the female star was stuck in her teenage years.

    This is even more outrageous than knowing that someone has been married until they are divorced, like living in the 2G era.

    So Yu Lan, who doesn't pay special attention to outside news, doesn't know about this shit.

    Just in case, Chen Zihao patched and said: "Uh, if you hear something, don't take it too seriously."

    Yu Lan's tone was flat, as if it wasn't him who was scolded, but another insignificant person: "Actually, it's not wrong, it's just a bad word. I really can't play games with my hands."

    Chen Zihao shouted in his heart that something was wrong: I'll go!How Yu Lan's 2G network has been upgraded to 5G!This obviously happened a few days ago!

    "Well, in short, don't pay attention to this kind of embarrassing thing!" Chen Zihao comforted him unskillfully, "It's common for anchors to be scolded by others. If there are too many people who watch it, some people like it, and naturally some people hate it... II have also been scolded, but the vast majority of viewers who subscribe to me must like me. What's more, you are Always, and there must be more people who like you! I should pay more attention to fans who care about you and care about youlet's go!"

    "For example, let's say you watch Liufang," Chen Zihao used his good brother as an example to prove his point, "He was warned by the platform and deducted 400 yuan because of you arguing with that anchor.This punishment is quite heavy for a small anchor. Right, he likes you very much and is your loyal fan."

    Chen Zihao slightly exaggerated.

    "Liu Fang? Is that the one with the name in the dream?" Yu Lan asked, "His game name changed?"

    "Liu Fang's account is his tuba. He and I have been playing the trumpet recently. It's the account in the dream. He said he wants to practice heroes."

    Chen Zihao gave him some wax in his heart.Because the dishes were remembered by his brother, Chu Qiaoyu was the only one.

    Yu Lan repeated his words on the other end of the phone inexplicably: "Are you my fan? I can't tell."

    His tone made it impossible to tell whether he had any special emotions. Chen Zihao was racking his brains trying to say a few more good words to his good brother and improve his goodwill.

    Yu Lan suddenly said: "You can call me next time you make a team, and I can call until nine o'clock in the evening."

    Yu Lan was not the kind of person who would be polite and talk superficially. He said that if he came next time, if he was called, he would definitely come.

    Teaming up with them is equivalent to taking the initiative to give them the popularity under the id of Always.

    Chen Zihao was lying when he said he wasn't tempted. Yu Lan basically only played solo volleyball at the peak, and only occasionally played 5th volleyball with his former teammates at the beginning of the season.As long as the title of teaming up with Always is hung on the live broadcast room, there will be a huge amount of enthusiasm.

    But playing games with Yu Lan, he couldn't imagine this scene... There is no such thing as a happy group of laughing and joking, and there is always a sense of oppression and restraint?

    The most important thing was that he was a little worried about Yu Lan's hand, could it hold up?He doesn't broadcast for more than two hours each time, unlike other game anchors, who sit in front of the computer for five or six hours and start broadcasting, and can't broadcast several times a month.

    Yu Lan seemed to see his worries, and said, "I know the situation of the hand, and there is no pressure to play a low score game."

    Chen Zihao didn't humiliate himself by asking Yu Lan's criteria for judging low scores, anyway, it was probably higher than his own criteria for judging high scores...

    "Well, if your hand feels a little uncomfortable, even if you feel a little bit, you don't need to hit it too much." Chen Zihao hesitated, "Well, I'm afraid I'll trick you."

    With Always's game level, his hidden score is probably very high, so it's not hard to imagine how strong his opponent will be.His game skills are not strong among the anchors, and he will probably be blown away by the opponent.

    "It doesn't matter," Yu Lan said in that tone of "leading who is not leading", "and didn't we have a group a few days ago?"

    "Wait! When?" Chen Zihao subconsciously denied, but after the denial, an unbelievable thought formed in his mind.He asked desperately, "Strawberry meow sauce?"

    "Ok."

    Chen Zihao quickly recalled whether he had said anything wrong in front of his brother.

    There seems to be none, except that Yu Lan, who bears the name "Strawberry Meow Sauce", called the rich lady sister...

    Oh, Chu Qiaoyu also called him Sister Wild King...

    Why do you call him sister? His cousin didn't even have a word of rebuttal!

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