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    Sure enough, one cannot be too wicked.

    Chu Qiaoyu, who was happy to lose eight straight games, thought so.

    Reincarnation of karma, retribution unhappy.Chu Qiaoyu ruthlessly laughed at Chen Zihao who brought his younger sister to kneel eight times, and within a few days, he also had a knee to kneel eight times.

    The group of viewers in his live broadcast room, who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, laughed at him beamingly just like he laughed at Chen Zihao that day, as if the scene had reappeared.

    He looked at the whole red record, the purple fmvp in every round, he didn't feel bad about losing points, it was just one point, anyway, it was easy to fight back after losing.

    It's just that the extremely bad game experience tonight made him tired and depressed, and his breath was stuck in his chest.

    Fortunately, Chen Zihao was busy with taking care of his sister, so he didn't have much time to pay attention to his developments, otherwise he would definitely come and laugh at him.

    And tonight's nightmare started because his peak score was just a hair away from 2000 points.

    At the beginning of the broadcast, Chu Qiaoyu was full of ambitions, only felt that 2,000 points was like a bag, and he made a bold statement in front of the tens of thousands of viewers in the live broadcast room: "Tonight, 2,000 points, all under control!"

    In the first game, everything was still so normal, this was an ordinary balance of power game.The battle between the two sides was stalemate, and there were back and forth fights.In the last critical team battle, our c-position was accidentally squatted by the opponent and died first, and then the team was defeated.

    Because both sides were pushed off the high ground, the opposite side pushed their crystals without any hindrance.

    Chu Qiaoyu didn't feel anything about losing this game. His own teammates were normal in this round. If they lost, they lost. There was nothing to blame.

    Chu Qiaoyu, who knew nothing about the situation in the next few rounds, laughed and laughed at the barrage who said "lose defeat": "Failure is the mother of success. Losing the first round is called a good start. It is a good sign, and it will definitely be a good sign tonight."Steady progress."

    The segment from 1900 to 2000 is considered the high segment of the peak competition. In this segment, the points for a loss are almost twice as much as for a win.After losing this game, you need to win three games in a row if you want to reach 2000 points.

    The second time, things started to go wrong.This game was originally a smooth game. Seeing that the victory was in sight, the game went on for more than ten minutes, and the jungler of the team suddenly left a sentence in the game, "I'm sorry guys, my ex-girlfriend got back with me, I'll go find her",Then he stood there motionless.

    No matter how affectionately the few remaining teammates called him in the channel, the jungler never came back, and this game was lost.

    Chu Qiaoyu clicked to report the player, and chose "maliciously hang up" as the reason: "I wish them a lover and get married, but one code counts for one code, and you still have to report if you hang up."

    In the third game, a teammate was banned by the opponent because the hero he wanted to play, so he chose a hero at random, and sent n wildly as soon as he entered the game.The teammates who were tortured so much that they couldn't bear to live, surrendered as soon as the ten minutes were up.This one is gone.

    In the fourth game, the two teammates had a quarrel because they both wanted to play jungle, and neither of them convinced the other, so they chose double jungle and divided the jungle equally.Two junglers and two punishments, Qianlong couldn't catch the opposite jungler, so the two spat trash at each other.In order to judge who is more useless, the two give more heads to each other.This one is gone too.

    In the fifth game, the combined output of the four teammates is about the same as that of Chu Qiaoyu alone, and the output of the mage is not as high as that of the support.This one is gone too.

    In the sixth game, a teammate will report points to the opponent as soon as he enters the game, and give the opponent a head.This one is gone again.

    In the seventh game, Xiao Dai, the jungler on the opposite side, was killed indiscriminately by his teammates.This one is gone again.

    In the eighth round, Chu Qiaoyu was speechless, and stopped when he thought about winning.These four teammates have outrageously negative records, and only Chu Qiaoyu has a positive record and is super god, struggling to hold on to the high ground.

    His teammates didn't want to fight anymore, and he encouraged them: "Hold on, there is still a chance!"

    But the teammates didn't appreciate it at all. In the last wave of team battles, four people died one after another, leaving only the living Chu Qiaoyu struggling to clear the troops. Then one person initiated the surrender, and the three agreed.

    "No," Chu Qiaoyu watched his own crystal explode in front of him in disbelief, "I haven't voted for the worst one yet, how dare you four surrender!"

    This made Chu Qiaoyu completely break the defense.

    It was a short of 2000, but knelt down until was short of 1800.

    Chu Qiaoyu was numb: "I announce that I will retire tonight. I will continue playing games tomorrow, and I will play games again."

    The wicked barrages all worked hard.

    "The gifts of all matching mechanisms have already been secretly priced"

    "Tonight is the gods of 1900 gathered together"

    "Big talk at the beginning, silence in the game, nonsense after the game"

    "The alarm bells stopped ringing, and the alarm bells were all broken"

    "Slow points steadily"

    "Liu Fang, you have gained a lot of successful mothers today"

    "Mianbao, in 2000 we can only be angry, this bird is divided, we don't care if we don't make it! Mom is distressed, let's go to 1800 to let others be angry!"

    Move the cursor to the last barrage, which shows that the sender of the barrage is male, and the user id is the director of the second pig factory.Chu Qiaoyu was speechless: "You are a man, what kind of mother do you call yourself?"

    However, the water friends are very rebellious.

    "What happened to the male mother"

    "Mom loves mother loves mother loves mother"

    If it weren't for the lag of his broken computer, he would have to ruthlessly uninstall this game that raises blood pressure.

    With his computer and slow internet connection, it would take at least several hours to uninstall Endless Battle and reinstall it.

    Chu Qiaoyu thought humbly: There will be a live broadcast tomorrow, forget it.

    But it was not until 12 o'clock, and he didn't want to download it, so he started Doudizhu.

    As soon as Yu Lan entered Chu Qiaoyu's live broadcast room tonight, he saw "mother" all over the screen, so dense that he couldn't even recognize the word.

    "If you don't grab the landlord, you don't have a super double. Mom doesn't agree."

    "A good hand of cards has been played like this, and my mother feels distressed"

    This grand occasion of "listening to his mother's voice" made him suspect that he had entered the wrong live broadcast room.Yu Lan confirmed the title above the head of the live broadcast room several times before sending the barrage: "Didn't read WeChat?"

    Yu Lan gave Chu Qiaoyu tens of thousands of dollars before and after, and he was number one on the list.

    In order to stimulate consumption, the bullet chatting sent by Bangyi has a special appearance frame, which is particularly conspicuous among the crowd of bullet chatting.

    Fighting the landlord does not require full concentration. Chu Qiaoyu actually parted his eyes to look at the bullet screen, but the bullet screen was full of his mother. He was a "happy" person who had nothing to say, so he pretended not to see it.

    He saw Yu Lan's bullet screen at a glance, and at the same time ignored some nonsensical bullet screens saying "how does it look like you are here to catch a traitor".

    Taking advantage of the landlord's playing cards, Chu Qiaoyu looked down at WeChat, and Yu Lan asked him if he had a double row.

    "No," he cast a secondary bomb and crushed him to death, "I'm not in good shape tonight, and I'm afraid that playing around will trap you."

    "Always: It's okay, just play casually and you will win"

    If someone else asks him to play games, he won't go, but it's Yu Lan who told him...

    Chu Qiaoyu didn't hesitate for a second. After the Landlord was over, he quickly boarded the endless battle.

    "Retreat tonight?"

    Chu Qiaoyu's face was not flushed and his heart was not beating: "It was my cousin who was beating just now, but now I am the one who has come back."

    Entering the hero selection session, Chu Qiaoyu said, "I'm going to play tonight."

    "You didn't play around before?"

    After that effort, Chu Qiaoyu was no longer depressed, and was still thinking about joking with Danmaku: "I used to play with fear, but tonight I played with confidence. After all, Lan Bao took me, and he said I would win."

    Yu Lan smiled: "Yes."

    Chu Qiaoyu carefully selected the supporting heroes, and finally chose Xiaolu.

    He hasn't played this hero yet.

    He used to play output positions, he only wanted to operate and show off, and rarely touched the support position.

    Even if he occasionally plays support, he will choose a hero who can start a team and attack others.

    As a protective support, Xiaolu's key skill is to possess teammates and add shields to teammates, which is completely out of his choice.

    Time to try something new tonight.

    Chu Qiaoyu followed the adc to the bot lane, but the adc's personality was as violent as his game id, and he disliked him quite a bit in words.

    The support on the opposite side chose the rushing support that Chu Qiaoyu would like to play. He hid in the grass as soon as he went online, and gave this adc a slap in the face joint control.

    After he sent out the first blood, he had some complaints about Chu Qiaoyu's lack of vision.

    Silly dog couple get out of the canyon: one choice of this auxiliary is useless

    Silly dog couple get out of the canyon: you bastard players, if you don't have a husband to bring points, can you stop ranking

    This person swiped several lines in the channel. Yu Lan looked down at these lines for a while, and then cut his perspective down.

    The little deer girl stood helplessly and at a loss, as if she didn't know where to go.

    He switched to Quanmai and said, "Stop pushing."

    The voice was a little cold and too familiar, but ADC couldn't remember who it was.The adc who kept beeping was shocked, muttered a few words, and did not speak again.

    Yu Lan spoke again, with a softer tone: "Little Lu, come. I need you."

    This adc stood by the bushes at the beginning, and sent out a blood within a minute. Chu Qiaoyu didn't say that it was because he didn't like to blame his teammates, but he turned out to be fine and slammed the blame on himself.

    Chu Qiaoyu was still not willing to follow this ADC, just when Yu Lan spoke up, he couldn't wait to rush to the wild area and follow the jungler.

    Although he didn't know why Yu Lan needed him in the jungle, he would rather follow Yu Lan to make up for the little damage on the little wild monster than to suffer with this ADC in the bottom lane.

    After this adc was said by Yu Lan, even if he was suppressed and beaten in the bottom lane, he didn't say a word.

    In view of the adc's quiet silence, Chu Qiaoyu will not hold grudges against such trivial matters.

    In a wave of team battles, Xiaolu jumped off the jungler's head and blocked a skill for the adc with residual blood.

    The adc who escaped from death stood silently beside Xiaolu for a while, and awkwardly sent him a "thank you".

    Silly dog couple get out of the canyon: I'm sorry, girl, I lost nine times in a row before, and I met several couples who were conjoined by themselves, and they gave them together if they were dying. I was so angry that I changed my name to this one now.

    Silly dog couple get out of the canyon: I'm sorry I lost too much and I'm in a bad state. The bottom wave is my fault

    Wow, one more losing streak than him.

    Chu Qiaoyu felt pity for the same fallen people in Tianya, not to mention that he didn't care too much at first.

    Can we meet again in the dream: It’s okay^^ This round will win

    As soon as this sentence was typed out, the system broadcast a supernatural voice. Yu Lan had already killed seven of them, and the economy was so fat that it flew.

    Seeing that his family has such strong thighs, and the chance of victory is a little higher, the adc is in a better mood, pats his head, and suddenly remembers who the jungler's voice looks like.

    Silly dog couple get out of the canyon: Damn, this brother sounds like Always, and the level of jungler is also nine points of Always

    The barrage was almost laughed to death.

    "Big brother, is it possible that the jungler is always"

    "Always, a unit of measurement for jungle skills"

    This picture of using Always to praise Always made Chu Qiaoyu laugh.He also told Yu Lan that he was better at killing than Always.

    This ADC looked dull, and Chu Qiaoyu couldn't help joking and bullying honest people.

    Can we meet again in the dream: Is my husband good?

    "???"

    "Gay anchor, well-deserved reputation"

    "Liu Mian, what kind of plane are you doing?"

    "You have to leave your thighs gay, mom will see where you cry"

    Seeing the last barrage, Chu Qiaoyu realized that something was wrong with him.He doesn't mind being teased, but everyone tolerates jokes differently, and some people may be more mindful.

    Yu Lan started typing in the game, seeing this sentence.But he didn't say a word in the voice, maybe he doesn't mind?

    Silence also represented an attitude, and Chu Qiaoyu became even more unscrupulous.

    The adc was stunned for a moment, and immediately realized that the husband that Xiaolu said was the jungler in the team, no wonder the jungler helped her speak at the beginning of the game.

    Silly dog couple get out of the canyon: Awesome (thumbs up) Can you always lie down and win with your husband?

    Can we meet again in the dream: Yes

    Silly couple get out of the canyon: Does your husband mind multiple boyfriends?

    Colorful spatula 97: mind.

    Can we meet again in the dream: no

    Can we meet again in the dream: You stole my position (angry)

    Silly dog couple get out of the canyon: We don't conflict, one boyfriend and one girlfriend

    Can we meet again in the dream: Conflict

    Can we meet again in the dream: because I am also a man (shy)

    Silly couple get out of the canyon:???

    ADC was sweating profusely: Oops!He is a straight guy, just making a joke about gay men, but he never thought he would meet a real gay man!

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