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    Anchor Li's screen name is "My Life Oils Me".

    He was standing beside the npc wife, looking nervously at the monster with a human head on the ground.

    Anchor Li used to live in the middle of the city and was just an ordinary network anchor.

    A restaurant in the city recently caused a stir when staff and customers disappeared from the building at the same time, and it was a hot topic online.

    Although the police have pulled up the cordon, the government has clearly informed the public not to approach, and even sent troops to block the road.

    But many daring anchors still want to take advantage of this wave of popularity, and anchor Li is one of them.

    Taking advantage of the attention of the patrolling soldiers being attracted by other anchors, anchor Li rushed in with his mobile phone.

    It's just that he didn't see the restaurant, nor was he caught by the army, but entered another world in the blink of an eye.

    After discovering that the mobile phone can still be connected to the Internet, anchor Li's first thought was to start a live broadcast in this weird world.

    However, when all software is clicked in, it shows that the network is abnormal or suspended, and only the alliance lobby app can be used.

    Anchor Li panicked at first, but after he found out that not only was there no danger, but also a beautiful NPC was sleeping with him, he stopped panicking and began to enjoy a perfect life in another world.

    Until the righteous execution began, and witnessed the tragic death of two other players.

    Only then did he realize that the label of this game was not the casual simulation category he imagined, but a horror thriller game.

    Anchor Li is afraid to sleep with his wife anymore, for fear that the NPC will find out that he is a counterfeit and send him to the police station.

    Whatever the wife npc says, the anchor Li will do what she wants, and she doesn't dare to comment at all.I only hope that the npc will let him live, and it is best to protect him.

    The strings of heads crawling around not far away made anchor Li feel uncomfortable.He pulled his wife's clothes nervously, hoping that the npc would leave with him soon.

    My wife likes Chuan Chuan very much. Not only did she not leave, but she squatted on the ground and stretched out her hand to call Chuan Chuan over.

    Seeing the pile of human heads stuck together and walking upside down, anchor Li's calf was trembling.

    "My wife, please play here first. I have a bad stomach and want to go to the toilet."

    His wife held him back and refused to let him go, she showed a gentle smile, "Didn't you always ask me if I've ever been in love, I'll show you my first love."

    Anchor Li didn't ask, probably because the character he played used to like to ask.

    The wife stroked the string of human heads crawling to her feet, and pointed to one of the upside-down male heads.

    "This is my first love. Don't worry, he is dead. Now the person I love the most is you."

    The terrified scream almost came out of his mouth, but was forcibly swallowed back by anchor Li.

    He was thinking about how to get out, when the wife npc suddenly turned to look in another direction.

    A man in black clothes, black pants, and a pair of black leather boots ran up to them at some point.

    The man had a high ponytail, fair skin and delicate features, a stunning and very attractive appearance.

    The man is beautiful, standing there is like a painting.It's just that there is a child tied to his chest, which looks a little strange.

    Anchor Li has always believed that he is a straight man, but now he feels that he can also be gay.

    He knew him, it was this man who ran out from the alley just now with strings of human heads.

    Seeing a man, Chuan Chuan immediately abandoned his wife npc, and opened his mouth to bite the man.

    It ran halfway, but was hugged by his wife forcibly.

    The woman held the skewers, stroking their heads one by one, and even kissed them from time to time.

    The action is like rubbing a cat and sucking a cat.

    As expected of a domestic pet, Chuan Chuan didn't struggle to bite anyone, but just stared at Jiang Ying as if to bite.

    Jiang Ying looked down at it, "How come there is your first love's head on this string? He died unexpectedly, and the family sent his head out as a contribution?"

    The wife looked at Jiang Ying, her cheeks turned red.

    "No, he is an orphan and has no relatives. I sent his head to the pet breeding base."

    Jiang Ying showed a gentle smile, "Although I am afraid of skewers, it is really cute, and I want to try it. I heard that there are no more pet stores, can I make one by myself? Or how can I make my petCan the store come up with a new skewer soon?"

    "You just need to find a few criminals, cut off their heads and send them to the breeding base. The people there will do it for you. You can't do it yourself."

    The wife obviously liked Jiang Ying's appearance, and kept staring at him unscrupulously.

    "To make a skewer, you need at least ten human heads. It's very difficult for you to get so many heads. So I still suggest you to go to the pet store to guard. As for the human heads you get yourself, you can send them to the farm for money."

    "How much can I change?"

    "I changed it a long time ago. At that time, a head cost a thousand yuan."

    A human life is only worth 1,000 yuan, and a mocking smile flashed in Jiang Ying's eyes.

    "May I ask, what crime did your first love commit?"

    "He's mentally cheating."

    Jiang Ying: ...

    After asking about Chuan Chuan's related information, Jiang Ying stretched out her hand to the anchor Li: "'I'm so lucky'? What a coincidence, I can see you here."

    Hearing Jiang Ying's words, anchor Li realized that he was also a player.

    As if he had found an organization, he said eagerly, "Aren't you that one?"

    Jiang Ying sighed, "A."

    "It's you, Brother A! It's rare to meet offline, and I'm treating you to dinner today!"

    The two exchanged a few posturing greetings, and they coaxed their wives together.

    It took more than ten minutes before the female npc let them go, allowing her husband and the male netizens to go out alone to catch up with each other.

    It was found that the string of heads was still being held by a female npc, so it was not in danger for the time being.

    Under the surprised gaze of anchor Li, Jiang Ying ran to the side of the road and bought Qin Huo a cotton candy and a blue bubble machine.

    When Jiang Ying walked away, the strings of heads broke free from the arms of the female npc and quickly caught up.

    ————

    Jogging with Jiang Ying for more than half an hour, anchor Li realized something was wrong after a while.

    He asked Jiang Ying why Chuan Chuan kept chasing him.

    Jiang Ying shook her head: "I don't know, maybe it is not just chasing me, but wants to eat players."

    Hearing his words, anchor Li ran even harder.

    Fortunately, crowds of people don't run fast, as long as they keep running, they won't be caught up.

    Glancing at the boy who was studying cotton candy, anchor Li said curiously, "This is..."

    "my son."

    "You brought your child with you when you entered the dungeon?"

    "Just adopted, the game didn't give you a cute new assistant?"

    Anchor Li said in a low voice: "Mine is not an assistant, but a novice turntable."

    He mysteriously took out a pistol from his arms.

    Jiang Ying confronted the gun.This pistol is very familiar, but this is the first time he has seen this pistol, so it should be a special prop.

    Anchor Li seems to want to show off, but he is also afraid that he will kill people and seize treasures.He didn't introduce too much, gave Jiang Ying a look, and put it away.

    Instead of asking about the pistol, Jiang Ying asked him how much he knew about other players.

    Anchor Li thought for a while, "I love physics, that is, the teacher player. He added me as a friend and chatted privately. He asked me how my mental state was."

    "Psychopathic?"

    "That's right, you're also under that curse? He told me that he's already under a mild curse, and now he's paranoid, feeling like someone is spying on him."

    He asked Jiang Ying if she felt this way, and Jiang Ying shook her head.

    Anchor Li looked back at the string of heads, and after realizing that there was still a distance, he wiped his sweat and stopped to rest.

    "Neither have I. I've had no reaction other than being more nervous."

    "However, there is one strange thing. I obviously didn't go to the company today, but the company's evaluation of me has dropped from excellent to good."

    Jiang Ying was a little surprised: "Why didn't you go?"

    "My wife told me that the company is on holiday today."

    When he first entered the game in the morning, he was completely dazed.At that time, it was not yet working time, and the place where anchor Li appeared was at home.

    He didn't know where the company was at all, and he didn't know what role he was playing, and what kind of work he was specifically doing.

    Anchor Li wanted to try to talk to his npc wife, who told him that the company was on vacation today and asked him if he was sick again.

    Jiang Ying frowned slightly: "Sick?"

    "Yes, my character has a memory problem and often forgets things, so I carry a small notebook with me to record. I saw in the notebook that 'the company is closed today', and my wife also said that I don't need to go, so I didn't go."

    After Anchor Li finished speaking, he also thought about it.

    He took out his notebook and was about to read it, when Jiang Ying dragged him and started running.

    The human head string came up again at some point, and the head of the human head was staring at them with red eyes.

    Anchor Li watched for a while, and suddenly began to curse in a low voice.

    "That line of writing was not written by my character. Someone deliberately imitated the handwriting, but you can still see the difference! It's over, that woman lied to me!"

    Jiang Ying didn't have a good impression of anchor Li.

    This person is unreliable, he left after exchanging information.If not necessary, will not cooperate with him.

    Why anchor Li's wife NPC lied to him, Jiang Ying already had a guess in her heart.

    According to the information provided to Jiang Ying by the first customer of the convenience store, the residents of this small town will sign a contract before getting married.

    The contract requires both husband and wife to fulfill their obligations. The wife is responsible for taking care of the family, and the husband is responsible for making money to support the family. Once the husband loses his job, the wife has the right to kill the husband.

    Anchor Li did not find a similar contract, and their contract was probably hidden by his wife.

    The character played by anchor Li has amnesia. When he asked about the place of work, his wife lied that he didn't have to go to work today.Just trying to trick him into staying at home and make him absent from work without reason.

    If you miss work a few more times, the company's evaluation of anchor Li will decline rapidly.When he was fired, his life came to an end.

    Jiang Ying asked him if he had found any clues at home, and anchor Li handed him a small book, which was the only thing he got on the first day of entering the game.

    In exchange, Jiang Ying told him about the marriage contract, asking him to be careful about his wife, and he could also consider preemptively.

    There are not many pages in the book, Jiang Ying flipped through it a few times at random, and felt that the content was very rich.

    He took pictures of all the content with his mobile phone, and was going to go back to the convenience store to study it carefully.

    After taking the photo, Jiang Ying was about to lock the screen when she suddenly saw a small red dot on the Alliance lobby app.

    He has new news alerts.

    They had been running around for more than an hour, Jiang Ying was still full of energy, and anchor Li and Chuan Chuan couldn't bear it anymore.

    Anchor Li was panting heavily, almost collapsing on the ground.

    Because Chuan Chuan stayed outside for too long, the ice on his body completely melted, and he could no longer stick to the large group of heads, and now scattered all over the ground.

    Every time you run for a while, someone will be left behind.The other heads will stop in place, waiting for the laggards to catch up.

    There are five burdens among them, those five heads were broken by Jiang Ying, they can't walk by themselves, they need other heads to walk.

    Jiang Ying couldn't help looking at them a few more times.

    Maybe it was too much stimulation, but now he thinks this thing is a little cute.

    While Chuan Chuan was busy forming the team, Jiang Ying clicked into the software to check.

    "Favorite Update Reminder"

    "The favorability of the four residents towards you has changed from 'unfamiliar' to 'favorite', and the favorability of the two residents has changed from 'unfamiliar' to 'annoying'"

    Jiang Ying was very upset.

    These constantly updated favorability reminders gave him an ominous premonition.

    It was as if a group of people were watching him from behind, but he had no clue.

    What is going on, is there a ghost in this town?

    After more than an hour, neither side could run anymore.

    A bunch of people stood upside down on the ground and looked at each other, as if they were thinking about how to glue themselves back together.

    Jiang Ying sat resting on a bench in the park, beside her who was almost fainted from exhaustion.

    Qin Huo ate marshmallow for the first time, and his hands and mouth were dirty.Jiang Ying was wiping his face while thinking about the degree of favorability.

    The boy sitting on his lap is holding the bubble machine and pressing it back and forth.Bubbles flew out of the toy and flew in front of the two of them.

    The boy seemed to have never seen this before, staring at Bubbles with bright eyes.

    After playing for a few minutes, Qin Huo felt much better.

    He leaned in Jiang Ying's arms relaxedly, "This is the first time someone bought me a gift, I like it very much."

    Qin Huo paused, raised his head and smiled at him, "Thank you brother."

    Jiang Ying stared in a daze.

    Obviously the boy smiled at him before, but this time he smiled very cutely.

    The young golden thigh looked obedient and sensible, he couldn't help but kiss the boy's little face.

    Qin Huo didn't dodge, he lowered his head with a blushing face, and kept pressing the bubble machine with his fingers.

    He suddenly realized that he shouldn't be so small, too small to be kissed easily.

    After hugging the boy for a while, an inexplicable emotion rose in Jiang Ying's heart.

    That is fatherly love.

    Although he is unmarried and childless, he wants to raise a child.

    Now he is a father, and when he gets the title of 'male mother', he will be both a father and a mother.

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