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    Raise...Fat?

    Admiral Kaisen was shocked, his blue almond eyes widened to the maximum, he bent over to look at his abdomen, there were strong muscles hidden under the soft white hair, if he got fatter, he would not dare to think about the consequences.

    "Meow!" The admiral will not allow anyone to fatten him up!

    The little cat's paws pressed the edge of the coffee table, angrily crawled out of the toy pile, jumped forward, and the cat's paws stepped on the smooth floor.He pattered upstairs, preparing to go back to the study and sleep on a small pillow.

    "What? Don't you like it?" Xia Yan was puzzled.

    Kaisen kitten raised his head and chest, with a dignified face. He is the general of the empire and shoulders an important mission. How can there be a chubby kitten standing on the battlefield in the future!

    do not like!The admiral would not eat it!

    Seeing Kitty Kaisen's resolute refusal, Xia Yan didn't say any more words, only the sound of light footsteps on the floor, followed by a ticking sound, like a stone falling into a lake, causing ripples in the center of the living room.

    Kaisen kitten stops the catwalk.

    The fresh and smooth fish slices are dropped into the water, and the thick soup wraps the red meat slices, together with a thin layer of collagen-rich black fish skin, and rolls into the hot stream.

    ... This is the sound of fish and meat entering the water. As a cat, he is most familiar with it, and there is also a smell of rice in the air, which successfully aroused his curiosity.

    So Admiral Kaisen turned his head blankly.

    The rice soup made of rice is being boiled in an iron pot, sprinkled with bright red tomato slices and green shallots, and after adding salt, chicken stock, and pepper, the rice soup boils, bubbling and bubbling.

    There is a large plate full of fresh fish slices on the table. Against the background of green lettuce leaves, it is extremely white, soft and tender red, with distinct texture. This is fresh black fish slices. Baby vegetables, kelp root, enoki mushroom, and lamb are placed on the side.Rolls and other side dishes.

    Rice soup fresh fish hotpot.

    "Sweet and sweet, delicious and pleasant." Xia Yan scooped up a scoop of rice soup, and deliberately said loudly towards the stairs.

    Knowing that it was Xia Yan who was greedy for herself, Kitty Kaisen was very speechless, he is an admiral, he can't be addicted to a little bit of food, let alone be greedy, no!Absolutely not!

    "Wow, did Xia Yan specially prepare the fish hot pot for me?" Gail immediately regained his energy when he smelled the fish, and spun into the room like flying, yelling constantly:

    "Everything Xia Yan cooks is delicious! Today I want to eat three big plates!"

    "Tahini, I want sesame sauce with chive flowers!"

    "Hey, why is there a plush toy on the main seat? Hehehe, Xia Yan is afraid that I won't be able to reach the dining table, so she specially prepared it for me!"

    ...

    Suddenly, a cat's paw appeared behind Gail and patted him on the shoulder. He turned his head and saw that it was a new kitten..

    "Meow." The new cat called out to him.

    "Huh?" Gail didn't understand.

    Ai Xue, who was next to her, couldn't hold her breath anymore. She helped Xia Yan finish her food, then turned around and pulled her brother to both sides of the dining table, explaining: "Today's new cat is the protagonist, and the chief is specially prepared for him!"

    "Ah?" Gail was taken aback for a moment, and at this moment, he saw the new cat stepping on the edge of the stool, stepping on the plush toy, and sitting firmly on the main seat, with a haughty expression, like an emperor.Look at the world.

    "No wonder it's rice soup..." Gail muttered.

    When Xia Yan heard what he said, she leaned over with a smile, and picked up Gail and put it on the side of the plate. Only then did Gail see clearly that the white rice soup hot pot was placed at the front, with the largest grid and the closest to the main seat.There are three hot pot grids with different colors.

    "The one that is as clear as brown is the fungus pot, and the one that is milky white is the duck hot pot." Xia Yan explained with a smile, and then poured out the duck hot pot soup and put it in front of the new cat.

    "Duck meat is warm and tonic, eat more." She said.

    "Meow." Kitten Kaisen responded.

    Next, he obediently let Xia Yan tie a small square blue and white napkin for him, fluttering his ears, and began the eating session that he liked to hear and see.

    Kaisen kitten sticks out its small tongue first, and licks the delicious old duck broth, which is very nourishing after drinking it. When the fat spreads on the tip of the tongue, the cat is completely overwhelmed by the deliciousness, and wants to change itDrop the rice soup hot pot in front of you.

    "Try the fish in rice soup." Xia Yan persuaded.

    A piece of fish was sandwiched into the dinner plate. It had been boiled crisp by the rice soup, and the transparent fish fillet turned milky white, steaming hot, with an attractive aroma.

    Under Xia Yan's expectant eyes, the expressionless kitten took the first sip, its expression still calm, but its soft cat ears suddenly trembled, and it looked at the dinner plate in disbelief.

    This is too delicious meow!

    The black fish fillets were obviously marinated with lemon and cooking wine to remove the fishy smell, leaving only the smell of fish, and soaked it in pickled pepper schemingly.Although the rice soup is bland, it is boiled to a particularly thick, full of fresh and natural rice aroma, pepper and refined salt enhance its taste.

    The rice soup neutralizes the spiciness of the pickled peppers very well. In this way, Maomao tastes the spiciness of the pickled peppers without hurting the taste, but is soothed by the mild aroma of rice.

    It turns out that you can still eat like this!Kitty Kaisen is shocked again.

    The whole kettle family loves to eat fish. What kind of fish have you never eaten?But Xia Yan cooked it extremely deliciously, slice after slice of cooked fish meat was placed in front of him, Admiral Kaisen threw all the imperial missions aside, and ate the fish meat one bite after another.

    The fish fillet made him feel warm, and after eating it for a while, he would stick out his tongue to dissipate the heat. On the left, he passed a bowl of lemon lavender tea with ice in due course, and licked it to relieve sweat instantly.

    Gail's eyes were wide open, and he snorted and said bitterly: "If you have ice, give it to the new cat first, and not us?"

    Before Xia Yan could speak, he was slapped by Ai Xue: "Xin Maomao is sick, of course he has to take good care of it, are you sick? Are you sick?"

    Xia Yan also persuaded softly: "The next batch of ice cubes will be frozen soon, bear with it."

    Gail raised his head aggrieved, and saw Xin Mao Mao sitting on the main seat with silent eyes, very arrogant, as if silently laughing at him.

    "Hmph!" He was so angry that his cheeks puffed up, he ran off the dining table and stuck out his tongue in the corner to sweat.

    Kitten Kaisen raised his chin slightly, and continued to enjoy the imperial treatment. Immediately afterwards, patriarch Yun He brought a pot of milky white base material, poured it into the empty hot pot grid, and a few slices of green peppers floated on the base soup, vaguely spicy.taste.

    According to the patriarch Yun He, this is a hot pot with green peppers, made of green peppers and pickled peppers. Don’t look at the surface of it, which is clear and light without a drop of red oil. Be careful and cry.

    This remark successfully aroused the curiosity of the dumplings, and the first batch of mutton rolls came out soon. Kitty Kaisen was just about to eat, but the chopsticks in Xia Yan's hands were bent, and a large chopsticks of mutton was stuffed into it.Somi is on the plate.

    Xin Maomao cast doubtful eyes, Xia Yan comforted: "You are a sick cat, you can't eat spicy food, chili pepper will affect your mental strength."

    A mere chili pepper affects the general's mental strength

    At this moment, Suomi, who had eaten the mutton roll, suddenly raised his head, hissing and breathing out spicy breath. The lemon tea didn't understand the spiciness, so he just "plopped" and plunged his head into the tea.

    "Shuangshuangshuang." Suomi pulled out the cat's head, shouted milkily, and shook the lemon juice on his face, very happy.

    "Okay, eat spicy food slowly." Xia Yan took the big glass bowl of lemon tea and handed Suomi a towel.

    And the kitten Kaisen raised its paws to wipe off the lemon juice thrown from its beard, with a very unhappy expression on its face.

    But the more uncomfortable thing is yet to come...

    After eating, the dumplings washed their faces with their paws, carried their small backpacks, and lined up in front of the gate to board the energy vehicle, but the kittens Kaisen didn't know what they were going to do.

    It wasn't until she hooked Xia Yan's trousers with the tip of her claws that Xia Yan hurriedly explained: "We're going to the mountain stream and small lake for the live broadcast. You promised the fans before, so don't go."

    Why meow?

    "You are sick and in poor health. You are soft and weak. You should not be stimulated too much, so don't go. Remember to drink high-concentration nutrient solution on time." Xia Yan reminded again.

    Kaisen Kitty: Just treat me like a baby.

    "You, you are our big baby now, you have to give it up!" Xia Yan smiled.

    Kitten Kaisen: "..."

    The energy vehicle drove out of the door slowly, and the kitten lay alone on the stone steps, wagging its tail boredly, recalling what Xia Yan said just now.

    I got sick?Not in good health?Soft and weak?

    Kitten Kaisen's eyes were narrowed into a line, and there was a cold breath all over his body, looking thoughtfully into the distance.

    The "small lake in the mountain stream" has arrived.

    At that time, the project was carried out in a hurry, and Xia Yan hadn't had time to experience it for herself. Now that the scenic spot is closed, she came to the mountain stream again, and her heart was full of expectations.

    This is a small stone mountain with waterfalls falling from the top of the mountain. Inside the mountain are winding corridors and caves of various sizes. The water pipes are connected, the stone walls are cut through, and organs are set up. It has become what it is today.

    Above the top of the mountain is an ordinary small lake. On the edge of the lake are stone caves and hidden organs. Tourists take a tumbler boat with a glass protective cover, pass through the organs and enter the mountain, and finally reach the destination through a series of explorations.

    The cave you entered is sometimes bright and sunny, sometimes eerie, and the journey sometimes rushes forward in rapids, and sometimes wanders adrift... It can be said that the experience is very comprehensive.

    Xia Yan temporarily changed the method and turned the live broadcast into a video clip, so that the audience can experience the tourism project in an all-round way. In order to achieve this "all-round", Xia Yan also came up with a new idea:

    "Everyone gets on the tumbler boat to pass the level. Whoever reaches the finish line first will get a special gift! If they can reach the finish line within 10 minutes, there will be another surprise!" she announced loudly.

    "Okay!" The regiments responded and entered the boat where the cameras were placed one after another, all gearing up for the final prize.

    Ai Xue stretched her waist on the spot, stretched her fat belly, and moved her muscles and bones. In order to cheer herself up, she specially tied Sailor Moon's love bow, and then entered the boat.

    Gail washed his face with his paws and refreshed himself. Just as he was about to step into the boat, Suomi puffed out his chest, as if he was determined to win.

    Suomi noticed his gaze, turned his head, and bared his teeth arrogantly: "Meow!"

    Meow?Gail was taken aback, bared his fangs angrily, and also threatened: "Meow!"

    "The reward belongs to Meow!"

    "No! It's Ben Meow Meow!"

    The two kittens exhaled at each other, but they were baby-sounding and not aggressive at all, so they worked hard on their appearance, their paws froze, almost about to strike.

    Ai Xue, who was watching the fun, couldn't help laughing: "Pfft."

    ?Gail turned around suspiciously, and saw Ashe was covering her mouth desperately.

    "What are you laughing at?" he asked.

    Ai Xue cleared her throat and said seriously: "I think of happy things."

    "What's the matter?" he asked again.

    Ai Xue glanced at the regiments who had already set off in the distance, and smiled slightly at her brother: "Do you know what 9×9 equals?"

    9×9=99, ah no!9×9=1!

    Just as he was about to give the answer, Ai Xue shouted at Xia Yan from a distance: "Xia Yan, what is 9×9?

    "81!" Xia Yan replied.

    Ai Xue turned her head and smiled mischievously, and asked, "Did you hear me clearly?" Then she closed the glass protective cover, and drove the tumbler boat to the agency.

    Only Gail was left stunned, he looked at himself, and then at Xia Yan in the distance, with a shocked expression on his face, his sister...is she mocking his IQ?

    "Yes." Suomi gave the correct answer, and then left coquettishly in the boat.

    "You guys!" Gail was so angry that he almost jumped up like a rabbit. Just as he was about to say something, a paw suddenly appeared behind him, patted him, and he turned his head——

    The Kaisen kitten sits upright behind him, jerking its chin up at his roly-poly boat.

    "Don't talk, I will drive and I will win."

    Kitty Kaisen typed a line of words on the screen, and Gail shut up immediately.

    The interior of the tumbler boat is designed by artificial intelligence, which can be driven by clicking the touch screen button on the glass wall. The boat is designed for tourists to ride, so even if two kittens sit in it, there is more than enough space.

    However, Gail was a little afraid of the momentum of the new cat, so he timidly moved to the edge to make room for the boss.

    The scenery on the top of the mountain is pleasant, and the sun shines on the lake, like waves of broken gold. Kitty Kaisen drives the boat, leaving aside the fallen leaves on the lake, and doodles towards the edge of the lake.

    The boat came to the edge of the cave. The lower part of the cave was underwater, and it was dark inside. It was impossible to see what was going on inside, only a few dark shadows swimming.

    "Meow!" Gail frowned in fright.

    Kaisen saw the dark shadow underwater, it was a swimming koi fish, so he ignored Gail, and pressed the dive button amidst a panic of meowing and meowing, and dived into the cave.

    As soon as the boat dived into the entrance of the cave, it immediately ran into a vortex, which dragged the boat into a passageway, rolled around for a while, and fell into a pool.

    Kaisen inside the glass cover stabilized his figure, looked at the surrounding scenery, and thought that it really had something special.

    The torrent just now was thrilling, frightening people's hearts would jump out, and when they reached the second floor, they had already entered the mountain, the cave was dark, and the water under the boat was like an abyss, but a beam of skylight hit the water surface through the hole on the roof, reflectingThe small branches next to the hole are like fairyland and hell.

    "Huh." Gail climbed up from the bottom of the stool and looked out the window. Several tumbler boats were entering the next level of the mechanism, but they had just reached the first level!

    "Let's follow up quickly." He said hurriedly.

    Kitty Kaisen was silent. He turned on the timer, and it told him that 2 minutes had passed.

    2 minutes?But according to his deduction, at least nine layers of pool water are required to reach the end.

    "Hurry up." Gail advised, sniffling at the same time: "Little squirrel Sen agreed, as long as the final prize is given to him, he will stop groping me."

    Kaisen turned his gaze to Gail's neck, where the fur was obviously thinner than other places, and it was almost bald.

    "I don't know if my hairline will recede after I transform into a human form..." Gail was crying and worried.

    The little squirrel has been chasing him for several days, and there are a lot of them, which makes me feel distressed!This time Sen finally promised to let him go, but the condition is Xia Yan's special gift.

    ... Damn, who told him to scare the little squirrel with his teeth grinning before!

    Listening to Gail's long-winded words, Kitty Kaisen watched the water quietly, then leaned forward and turned off the engine.

    "What are you doing!" Gail was surprised. Just as he was about to say that they were already far behind other cats, a line of words suddenly appeared in front of the screen:

    "Don't tell others that I've been here, especially Xia Yan, she will be worried."

    ?????Brother, we haven't won yet!

    "Jump!" The confetti fireworks rushed into the air and fell on the cats one after another.

    Xia Yan stood on the stool and announced loudly: "Congratulations to our Gail, who successfully won the first place in the competition! Everyone applauds!"

    There was bursts of warm applause in the living room, and Ai Xue patted her paws in disbelief, shaking her head.

    Gail?He was able to find the mysterious entrance?

    However, the fact was right in front of her eyes, and she had to believe that Gail was the first cat to reach the finish line and won Xia Yan's prize.What surprised the cat even more was that when they reached the finish line, Gail had already eaten a hamburger.

    How did he find that hidden undercurrent and reach the end in just a few minutes?

    "The original intention of designing the hidden undercurrent is to let everyone enjoy the scenery." Xia Yan said the method: "Just observe the water waves carefully, and you will find the hidden mechanism!"

    ... There has always been a hidden route in the cave, which can quickly lead to the end point, but the location is too hidden, and only those who observe carefully can find it.

    "Our Gail is really careful and smart!" Xia Yan praised again, and the group applauded again.

    The Kaisen kitten lying on the stairs also shook its tail to celebrate, and had to lick the nutrient solution in its own bowl after shaking it. When Xia Yan came back, seeing that he didn't drink, she quickly poured him a bowl.

    If he hadn't helped Gail pass, I'm afraid Xia Yan wouldn't be so happy, right?Kitty Kaisen looked at Xia Yan's side face flushed with joy, thinking silently.

    After the cheers, there were intermittent discussions in the living room:

    "Gail, a special gift is a wish, you make a wish, and I will fulfill it."

    "You can't wish too much."

    "Xia Yan, can I transfer my wish to Little Squirrel Sen? We made an agreement before!"

    "Of course, Sen, what's your wish?"

    "Ji Gu, my wish is to eat Xia Yan's delicious food!"

    "Haha, of course this wish can come true. What kind of food do you want to eat?"

    "Crack! I want to eat a sweet mousse cake!"

    ...

    Mousse?cake?

    Kitten Kaisen's eyes dimmed, and he turned towards the little squirrel lightly.

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