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    "But master, do you want to cook another meal for the new cat? The new cat seems to ignore you."

    "What's wrong with the new cat? Why are you ignoring me?"

    "It may be a normal change in animal emotions. Doesn't the owner get bored for a moment when he keeps making promises every day?"

    "……It really is."

    "Master, don't cook for the new cat, lest they won't eat it."

    "Okay, let's reward it in other ways." Xia Yan nodded.

    Xin Maomao behaved abnormally. She didn't even eat her cooked food early in the morning, and ran away directly. Maybe it was because she was tired of her cooking?It's better to be cautious.

    But... the new cat doesn't like her handicraft?This makes her sad, if she doesn't like it, she doesn't like it, why did she eat so much before!I'm afraid it wasn't hard to eat?

    Xia Yan was thinking, when she suddenly stopped, a black shadow was reflected in front of her, the small pads were pressed against the toe of her shoes, she raised her head, and met a pair of azure blue pupils.

    She had just seen the pupils were cold and fierce, and the cat's scratch marks were deeply engraved on the investigator's face. Even when the investigator left, they were as cold as an eternal sea of ice, but at this moment the style of the painting suddenly changed,The sea of ice has melted, and the greenery is spreading. The God of the Sea opened his eyes, which had been sleeping for a long time, and there was a sense of arrogance in his eyes.

    Xu Shi had a tacit understanding, and Xia Yan instantly understood the meaning of Kitty Kaisen——

    I want to eat the delicious food you cook.

    "What kind of duck does the kitty want to eat?" Xia Yan smiled and asked.

    "Meow, woo." Kitten Kaisen replied solemnly, writing two words on the ground: crab, lobster.

    "Okay." Xia Yan agreed, and turned her head to go back to the residence, start the fire and cook!

    It seems that there is nothing wrong with her handicraft, Xin Mao Mao likes her rice very much!This news made Xia Yan extremely happy, her heart was in full bloom, and she trot all the way back to her residence.

    Nuoyan and Kitty Kaisen followed behind.

    Nuo Yan was flying in the air, and suddenly a sharp gaze stared at his back. It is an artificial intelligence without a sixth sense, but the back of its head is also covered with intelligent data, so it was captured immediately.

    It was the new cat, and he was watching it coldly from behind, with a trace of dissatisfaction in his eyes.

    ...Is this artificial intelligence broken?To say that I don't like Xia Yan's food?The motherboard must have burned!Kitty Kaisen thought.

    However, Nuo Yan, who was stared at by death, moved forward rapidly, and finally arrived at the residence under such a strange atmosphere. Xia Yan plunged into the kitchen, and Nuo Yan ran to Ai Xue's side to help.

    Steamed crab and lobster salad!

    Both of them need to be cooked in a pot. Xia Yan put them on the pot, counted the time, and turned to cut the grapefruit. But just as she cut the knife, Ai Xue suddenly heard a voice: "Xia Yan, our scenic spot is very popular!"Already!"

    "How to say?"

    "The tourism expectation index list is about to break through the 40,000 mark!"

    Xia Yan paused after hearing this, and stopped cutting the fruit together. After confirming the authenticity of the news again, she couldn't help laughing, and sighed: "The last time the scenic spot was opened, the heat was 2000, but this time it will beBreaking through 40,000!"

    "Yes! We didn't expect the heat to be so high, and we were shocked! Star talk is discussing our scenic spots everywhere, especially seafood restaurants and dessert shops!" Ai Xue jumped to the kitchen, and then blewA rainbow fart:

    "It's still wise for Xia Yan to use delicious food to attract tourists. The highlights are unique!"

    Xia Yan smiled and shook her head, instead she poked Ai Xue's small forehead, and said, "This is all thanks to you, the glutinous rice cakes from the Ruibo people, the talented cook from the Kate family, and the current prosperous scene are all created by you."!"

    Ai Xue didn't expect her to say that, she tilted her head and blinked her eyes.

    Xia Yan smiled and said nothing, no matter how many factories are built and how many farmlands are expanded, they are just paying salaries to the danzi. Now the danzi can give full play to their talents and be recognized. This is the most worthy of celebration.

    She rummaged through the cabinets and stuffed Ai Xue with a few big bags of dried fish, which was regarded as an overtime reward for "Yan Yan Studio" today.

    "Meow! Xia Yan is awesome!" Ai Xue was instantly excited when she saw Xiao Yu'er, wrapped her arms around her paws, and while she was not paying attention, slipped around her shoulders like a fish, and rubbed her forehead against Xia Yan's face.

    "Haha, don't make trouble!"

    ...

    "My lobster..."

    Kitty Kaisen was expressionless in the face of a person and a cat, but he was worried that if this trend continued, his lobster would be steamed to pieces, so he stretched out his paw uneasily.

    Fortunately, Ai Xue left soon after the quarrel was over, Xing Tan had many things that needed her to deal with urgently, Xia Yan took out the steamed lobster, and cut the lobster meat into cubes.

    Kitty Kaisen regained her peace of mind, retracted her paws and continued to hold her hand.

    However, when ingredients such as lobster meat, grapefruit, and diced green apples were put into a glass bowl, and they were about to cut lemons and squeeze the juice, an exclamation suddenly came from the "Yan Yan Studio" next door: "Xia Yan, something went wrong!"

    "Wait a while!"

    "Can't wait!"

    Xia Yan put down the uncut lemons, and walked into the studio like flying. The content of the star talk was displayed on the big screen. Someone said that the spacecraft of the Imperial Bureau of Investigation was photographed at the landing point of the spacecraft in Yan Yan Scenic Area.

    And the following guesses are various, some say it is an ordinary patrol inspection, some say it is a food safety issue, and some even say that Xia Yan dug into the super artificial intelligence of the Star Empire, so she was promoted to a super hacker of Star Talk, in the holographic world of Star TalkFly around and help those trapped, the Bureau is here to humbly seek cooperation!

    Seeing this, Xia Yan twitched the corners of her mouth, saying that this statement was really outrageous.

    ... However, this photo did have a negative impact, and everyone talked about it. Some people bluntly said that there was a problem with food safety, and advised everyone not to go to Yan Yan Scenic Area, and the popularity of tourism has also declined.

    "Why don't we post the real situation?" a cat mentioned.

    "No!" Xia Yan and Ai Xue objected in unison.

    "Why? We didn't do anything wrong!"

    "No, if you tell the truth, it will have more negative effects." Xia Yan shook her head vigorously.

    The key is the whistleblower.

    Some people reported that this planet had been suspected of food problems. Even if they said that the investigation results were fine, the sentence "flies don't bite seamless eggs" will make everyone ignore all the justifications.

    Public opinion is like that.Even though the Bureau of Investigation said that there is no problem with your scenic spot, why did you report it but not others?There is definitely a problem with your scenic spot!

    ...As long as the keyboard man wants to spray people, he can always find all kinds of fallacies, and those who don't know the truth will be deceived and accept this theory.

    Therefore, the truth must not be announced, so that the idle keyboard man can take advantage of it.

    "Let's just say...it's an inspection." Xia Yan tapped on the table and thought slowly, "It's just a small inspection, so don't panic."

    "There is nothing wrong with the inspection results, otherwise, how could the Yan Yan Scenic Area be still operating normally?" Ai Xue added.

    "Yes!" Xia Yan agreed.

    For the inspection, didn't say which inspection it was. Instead, want to point out that there is no problem with Yan Yan Scenic Area, so you can travel with confidence.

    "I'll post the news right away!" Ai Xue jumped to the front of the light brain and typed, she thought that Xia Yan would leave after dealing with this matter, but unexpectedly, Xia Yan stood and meditated.

    "What's wrong?" she asked.

    Xia Yan shrugged, and said: "I think yesterday's 'informant' is very strange, he seems to be an old acquaintance."

    When Ai Xue heard this, instead of being surprised, she agreed with it very much: "I also find it strange. I sorted out a piece of relevant data yesterday. Do you want to read it?"

    data?

    Xia Yan's heart skipped a beat, and she quickly sat in front of the optical brain to read the data.

    ...

    Kitty Kaisen, who was lying outside witnessing all this, was very helpless, the lobster on the counter was getting cold, and Xia Yan was sitting in Yan Yan's studio leaning on her head to analyze.

    Fortunately, fifteen minutes later, Xia Yan remembered the kitten outside the door, and rushed to the kitchen to mix a salad, put a bowl of lobster salad in front of the new cat, and then rushed back to Yan Yan's studio.

    The Kaisen kitty took a sip, and it was delicious, and the salad dressing was suitable, but the lemon juice was squeezed a little bit.However, he glanced at Xia Yan who was busy talking, and he didn't remind this matter.

    Or the scenic area is more important.Kaisen kitty expressed understanding.

    But he became inexplicably irritable again. From this angle, he could clearly see Xia Yan's side face. He lay down quietly, staring at the perfectly curved side face, his eyes gradually softened.

    He remembered that when he lived in a tent on the beach, he wanted to lean against Xia Yan. At that time, he just took it for granted that the rooms of the two of them leaned against each other in the Star Master's residence, so it was the same when they lived in a tent.

    So it turned out that I was inexplicably moved at that time?

    Kitty Kaisen seemed to smell the fragrance of jasmine that morning again. That morning, he made a vow with a girl, promising not to bear the pain of mental power alone.

    ...It seems that since then, his mental strength has improved a lot?

    The kitten Kaisen lowered its head more and more, and finally buried the cat's face with its paws, but suddenly thought of something, and suddenly raised its head.

    He regained his cold and serious face, clicked on the search bar of the optical brain, and typed: "My girlfriend is too busy, what should I do if I don't have time to talk to me?"

    Just as he was about to click on the search button next to it, Kaisen Kitty suddenly realized a problem. The word "girlfriend" was used incorrectly. It was more inclined to express their feelings for the two, rather than one-sided.

    So he changed "girlfriend" to "girl he likes."

    ... But the description of this word is too boring.

    So "the girl I like" was changed to "the girl I like."

    After scanning the search bar, Kaisen Kitty was finally satisfied and started to search for questions. Unexpectedly, the system prompted on the first page:

    [The question is repeated. In order to improve the user experience, the page will also display the answers to questions such as "girls I like".】

    Kitten Kaisen: "..."

    Well, he was ignorant.

    So he started to check the answers to the questions, and it turned out to be a popular question. There were more than 3,000 ways to provide answers to it. He started to check one by one:

    Star Warship: "Dude, two words! Confession!"

    Napkins are not towels: "Same upstairs, don't get entangled, confess your love quickly! Someone else will take it away if you are late!"

    The touchscreen version of Xing Tao: "The buddy who asked this question must be introverted and not talkative. In fact, the current situation is caused by your genes. Quoting the paper of Professor Haig of St. Noli College..."

    ...

    Repeated answers, pretentious academic tirade, and a lot of ramblings made Kitty Kaisen frown, suspecting that he had entered the counterfeit website, but at this time, an answer caught his attention:

    Grapefruit emotional mentor: "Professional answers to various emotional problems, more than ten years of experience in the industry, to solve the emotional pain of thousands of boys and girls, add my communication code: 8xxxxxxxx."

    Kaisen Kitten paused, thought for a while, and then clicked to add "Yuzu Emotional Mentor." The other party quickly approved the application.

    Grapefruit emotional mentor: "Hello, may I ask what problems you have encountered in your current relationship?"

    Grapefruit emotional mentor: "We are a professional organization, and we will not disclose the privacy of our guests casually, please trust us [smile]"

    Grapefruit Emotional Mentor: "[Picture] This is our previous case. The couple I dealt with last time have reunited and are about to get married soon [naughty tongue laugh]"

    Grapefruit emotional mentor: "Kiss, are you still there? I will provide you with a free answer."

    Kitten Kaisen stared at the screen for a while. He wanted to ask his family members about this distressing matter, but the only other person his age was Ammon, who had a temper that would leak his words. Then the whole family would know about him...

    Forget it, he doesn't want to be urged to marry.

    So the Kaisen kitty clicks the box.

    KS: "Yes."

    KS: "The girl I like is busy with her career and doesn't have time to talk to me. How can I solve the current predicament?"

    Grapefruit emotional mentor: "Okay dear, I have learned about your situation here. Is the girl you like in better condition? How about class and appearance?"

    Kitty Kaisen turned his head and glanced at Xia Yan. Xia Yan was listening to Ai Xue's explanation, very excited, and his smile gradually bloomed. He stabilized his mind and turned around to continue the conversation.

    Grapefruit emotional mentor: "Is Kiss still there?"

    KS: "She's the most beautiful girl in the universe."

    Grapefruit emotional mentor: "Haha, I know this, it's in the eye of the beholder..."

    KS: "No, you don't know, you are too superficial to discover her beauty."

    Grapefruit Emotional Mentor: ...

    Grapefruit emotional mentor: "Oh, hehehe"

    Grapefruit Emotional Mentor: "I probably already understand that your situation is more complicated. I suggest that you apply for the elementary course of our institution. The first three days are free for trial listening, and the subsequent renewal fee is only 19,999 star coins. If the effect is not good, you will be refunded in full!"

    KS: "??"

    Grapefruit relationship mentor: "We are not liars, but a formal relationship consulting agency. Since you want to solve the problem, you must show sincerity."

    Grapefruit emotional mentor: "A few days ago, a student reported that he successfully caught up with the girl he liked, and the two of them went on vacation together! [Picture]"

    KS: "You guys are liars."

    Grapefruit emotional mentor: "Kiss, please trust us."

    KS: "You are liars, there are a lot of similar cases in the Interstellar Bureau of Investigation, and there will be no full refund at all."

    Seeing the dialog box, "Yuzi Emotional Mentor" was already annoyed, since he couldn't get any money, he was about to delete the dialog box and leave, but he sent a message from the other side.

    KS: "But in the previous questions, the theoretical aspects of the emotional problems you answered were still rigorous. I will give you three million star coins to be my staff and answer the emotional problems for me professionally."

    Yuzu's emotional mentor: "Three, three million? I can't accept this money from big brother..."

    No matter how stupid he is, he also knows that it is not something he can afford to spend a lot of money, do a lot of things, and spend three million customers to solve relationship problems.

    KS: "Not accepted? After an hour, you will be brought to the Interstellar Empire Investigation Bureau."

    Grapefruit emotional mentor: "No, no, big brother... Boss, boss, I was wrong! Please let me go!"

    KS: "Don't you believe me?"

    Grapefruit emotional mentor: "...Okay, I promise you."

    Kitten Kaisen looked at the dialog box, folded his hands, and looked proud.

    A huge amount of money makes the other party wholeheartedly work for you.

    The fatal evidence made the other party keep the secret and dare not disclose it to others easily.

    This set he used very proficiently.

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