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    Grapefruit relationship mentor: "Boss, if you have any questions, just ask, my younger brother will definitely help you catch up with the president's wife!"

    Kaisen kitten glanced at the screen lightly, very good, this person is very sensible.

    KS: "She ignores me."

    Grapefruit Emotional Mentor:??

    KS: "She has her own business and is busy recently. The meals I cook for me are done in a hurry. I mainly want to solve this problem and let her pay more attention to me."

    The emotional mentor on the opposite side tried hard to accept the information in the words. After all, it was a big order of three million, and it was the kind that would enter the investigation bureau if it was not completed.

    Grapefruit emotional mentor: "In this situation, first of all, I want to ask what is her attitude towards you? In other words, what stage have you guys reached?"

    KS: "Not bad, not bad."

    Grapefruit emotional mentor: "Boss, you have to provide detailed information, otherwise it can't be analyzed, you see?"

    Kitten Kaisen withdrew his paws again and stared at the screen for a while. His current disabled cat character is fabricated, not his real appearance. The real one is holding an imperial warship and commanding millions of mechs.Admiral Kaysen.

    However, in Xia Yan's eyes, her attitude towards Admiral Kaisen is...

    Kitty Kaisen recalled that beach trip again, in the energy car with the tiredness of awakening, Xia Yan punched the quilt, and said bitterly...

    KS: "I am incompatible with her."

    Grapefruit Emotional Mentor:????

    KS: "In the list of villains in her mind, I may only be ranked second, and the first one will be beaten down by her."

    After typing this line, Kitty Kaisen glanced at Xia Yan in the studio from a distance. Xia Yan was studying something with the kittens around her, and laughed from time to time, like a child who steals candy.

    Cute, no matter how you look at it.

    Suddenly, there was an earth-shattering shout in Yan Yan's studio, the kittens meowed happily, Xia Yan patted the table and laughed wildly: "Yes, if I get a chance in the future, I don't believe she didn't take the bait!"

    Ai Xue was also uncharacteristically, with her hands on her hips full of confidence: "Lin Mei is even more stupid, she will definitely be hooked!"

    "hahahahahahahaha!"

    "Meow meow meow meow meow meow!

    Kitten Kaisen: "..."

    He calmly moved his eyes away, and cast his eyes on the communication screen again, who would have thought that the "Yuzi Emotional Mentor" sent a series of question marks, which made people puzzled.

    He didn't seem to say so many philosophical and mysterious words?

    KS: "Any questions?"

    The last punctuation is not a question mark but a period, which means that the big boss is dissatisfied with the behavior of his subordinates. He is not asking him to answer the questions in his heart, but immediately said: "I will do what I want, and I will make a plan immediately. Within three days, I will send people to you."Catch up!

    Even though the "Yuzi Emotional Mentor" is very transparent about this and understands the perfect rhetoric he should reply, he still does not give up and sends out:

    Grapefruit emotional mentor: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    KS: ??

    Grapefruit emotional mentor: "The domineering president mode must never be turned on! Even if it is turned on, it should be pampered sweetly! Don't develop into a chasing wife crematorium!"

    KS: ???

    Grapefruit emotional mentor: "You are ruthless, you are cold, you are vexatious, this kind of thing is outdated! Boss, please be sober!"

    KS: "I'm not the overlord."

    "call……"

    The pomelo emotional mentor behind the screen let out a sigh of relief, shook his head and lamented that it was fortunate that he hadn't developed into the overlord's evil smile mode, otherwise the boss would really not be able to catch up with his girlfriend.

    However, he was still out of breath, and another sentence was sent from the other side.

    KS: "I have a military rank, and my subordinates always say that I am cold, my face is paralyzed all day long, my whole body exudes a cold air, and whenever I get close to me, I get goose bumps."

    Grapefruit emotional mentor: "You... how do you know they have goosebumps?"

    KS: "I have very good hearing, and I can hear it just by getting a little closer."

    wtf?

    This is not to start the domineering boss mode, but to enter the intermediate stage of the domineering president mode. With facial paralysis, coldness and money, he obviously likes the heroine but insults him with bad words, and he has successfully become the most hated person by the heroine!

    My three million big boss, now this set doesn't work!

    The moment when Yuzu's emotional mentor wailed, another message came from the other side:

    KS: "I've distilled the essence of this conversation, thank you for your advice, I'll give it some serious thought."

    No, the big boss of the 300 version?What do I suggest?What are you thinking about!Don't think about it!Will chase his wife's crematorium!

    However, when he sent a message, the opposite side showed:

    "Sorry, the other party is offline, are you using the calling function now?"

    The call function... the big boss didn't open it to him!

    Grapefruit's relationship mentor fell into deep doubts, covered his face and wailed, and planned to buy the buns in two days and report to the Imperial Bureau of Investigation.

    When you buy it, you have to ask the boss to add a few drops of oil.

    Kitty Kaisen turned off the communication screen and listened to the movement in the studio. Maomao has always had a keen sense of hearing, and it only takes a little effort to capture important information.

    Someone in Yan Yan's studio was drinking tea, and the tea was about to run out, another kitten poked into the cup and licked it three times, followed by Xia Yan's voice.

    Xia Yan was puzzled: "There are very few retweets to clarify the news."

    Ai Xue sighed: "Public opinion is like this. Everyone always cares about mysterious and shocking news, but they are rarely willing to admit their mistakes and forward clarification news."

    Xia Yan: "If there are few clarified news and more rumored news, we will still be in a disadvantageous situation."

    Ai Xue: "The news is slow to ferment, let's wait."

    Xia Yan: "Oh, okay."

    Hearing this, Kitty Kaisen showed an imperceptible smile on his face, raised his paw confidently, and pressed it to the light brain screen.

    Isn't it diffusion to clarify dynamics?What's so difficult about it?

    ...

    It was getting dark, and Xia Yan was still nestled in Yan Yan's studio. First, Ai Xue showed her a piece of information about Huoduo Star Amusement City, and second, she released clarifications and spread them.

    Everyone seemed not very interested in clarifying the news, there were only a few thousand retweets, and she was not in a hurry, and waited slowly for public opinion to ferment.

    However, as soon as the web page was automatically refreshed, the number of reposts to clarify the news soared to 35,000 times in an instant, and the number is still rising!

    "What's going on here?" Xia Yan was surprised. She was naturally happy when the number of retweets increased, but the speed of retweeting was so fast that she was a little scared!

    "Ai Xue, have you bought a navy?" She doubted, after all, this speed really seems to be full of water.

    Ai Xue also had a serious face, and she put on frame glasses.Wandering around the Xingtan Plaza, and finally returned to clarify the news, click on the repost page.

    The name of the forwarded account was displayed in full, and everyone was stunned:

    official account of Kettle Xingzi Industry: "Clarify [Forward Dynamics]"

    Official account of Kettle Yueming Mineral Water: "Clarify [forward dynamics]"

    Kettle Love Maomao Charity Foundation: "Clarify [forward dynamics]"

    ...

    "This, this, this, this..." Xia Yan pointed at the screen with trembling fingers, stuttered for a long time without saying one, two, three, four, five, obviously stunned by the scene in front of her, and didn't know how to express her feelings at this time.

    Ai Xue's cat eyes were also staring wide. Because the matter was too unimaginable, she jumped on the wooden table with her hind paws, and her cat face pressed against the screen to watch one by one.

    However, looking left and right, rows of accounts of the "kettle" family are still displayed in front, and the number of reposts below has increased exponentially. Since each official account has many people following it, more and more people are discussing it, Public opinion has begun to ferment.

    But Xia Yan's focus is not on public opinion, but on what happened to the "kettle" family's account forwarding?

    "Ai Xue." Xia Yan asked solemnly: "Tell me honestly, did you buy a navy, did you buy a navy and buy it for the Kettle family!"

    "How dare I!" Ai Xue replied loudly.

    Xia Yan still frowned.

    She didn't doubt that Ai Xue bought the navy, but if not, how to explain the scene in front of her?Could it be that the kettle family forwarded it by themselves?

    This is impossible, right?

    "The Kettle family..." Ai Xue seemed to think of something, and suddenly said a name: "Admiral Kaisen?"

    Xia Yan paused suddenly and looked at Ai Xue.

    Kitten Kaisen wagged its tail and clicked on the optical computer screen with its paws. Cousin Ammon on the opposite side was crying and complaining, saying that the image of a cold and cold senior he had worked so hard on on Star Talk had collapsed.

    The reason is that a sentence was sent: "Clarify [naughty smile] [naughty smile] [forward dynamics]"

    Ammon: "Ah, cousin! Why do you use [naughty smile]! This expression is only used by parents!"

    KS: "I think it's pretty good."

    Amon: "Oh my god, my image has collapsed! All the school girls are asking if my cat retweeted it by mistake!"

    Ammon: "Cousin! Cousin! You may not be able to eat my wedding candy in two years!"

    As soon as this sentence popped up, Kitten Kaisen paused, leaned back, his pupils were shocked, and his eyes were full of surprise, within two years?Ammon is so confident that he will get married within two years?

    And he...

    Amon: "Cousin, you must give me an explanation. This is related to the century-old cause of our family's multiplication! I hope you can face up to the seriousness and seriousness of this matter!"

    Kitty Kaisen didn’t even read it, so he immediately went offline to watch the Star Talk. He felt a little comfort in his heart, clarified that the dynamics were rising rapidly, and the various accounts of his Kettle Group were also conscientiously reposting.

    ...After all, he linked the amount of the year-end bonus to the number of retweets, and the person in charge of the account was very active.

    Kitty Kaisen looked at it, and couldn't help but think of Xia Yan's ecstatic expression. The corners of his mouth secretly curled up, and his tail was flicking wildly. At this moment, the communication reminded him that Xia Yan sent a message.

    KS goes live immediately.

    Xia Yan: "May I ask Admiral Kaisen, today, multiple accounts of the Kettle family forwarded our news, do you know about this?"

    With just a few words, the blood pressure of Kitty Kaisen soared, as expected!The strategy of "Tian Tian Tian pet pet pet" really worked!

    KS: "Informed, I made them forward it. [smile] [smile]"

    Xia Yan: "...Thank you."

    KS: "It's okay, it's easy. [smiles] [smiles]"

    Xia Yan went offline.

    Sure enough, the relationship between the two of us seems to have eased a little.

    Kitten Kaisen smiled slightly, and was about to deal with Cousin Ammon, but unexpectedly the sofa beside him was pushed down, and a figure sat beside him.

    It's Xia Yan, Xia Yan has a very serious expression, as if she is thinking about an important matter, Kitty Kaisen tilts her head slightly in confusion, and clarifies that the news has been posted to more and more people's pages, why is Xia Yan unhappy?

    Could it be that he was afraid of the kindness he owed him?

    Xia Yan said leisurely: "It's not right."

    "What's wrong?" Ash asked.

    Xia Yan leaned on the soft sofa, took a deep breath, and expressed her puzzlement: "Why did Admiral Kaisen suddenly help us?"

    "We used to have a weapon cooperation relationship before, so it's not too strange for him to help us casually. This may be a sign of showing favor to us." Ai Xue analyzed this accurately.

    But……

    Xia Yan shook her head, and handed the screenshot of the address book to Ai Xue. In the screenshot, KS's expressions were highlighted one by one.

    Pointing to the red circle, she said, "Look at these expressions, the visitor is not kind!"

    "This..." Ai Xue's face also gradually changed from joyful to dignified.

    "This expression shows that Admiral Kaisen is not satisfied with us." Aishue said.

    This [smiling] expression, the corners of the lips are stiff, and the eyes are staring straight at the person. Although it represents a smile, the hidden meaning is: I am dissatisfied with you, you must know something in your heart.

    Xia Yan nodded silently, considering the unpleasant cooperation relationship with Admiral Kaisen before, she should be regarded as a stick or a sweet date, a strategy commonly used by superiors.

    "Next time Kaisen will greet us with a smile, after all, he really cares about us." Xia Yan began to think about their strategy as the weak side, then changed her tone, and said loudly: "But! We must be vigilant in our hearts!"

    The little milk cats seemed to be encouraged after hearing this, and responded one after another:

    "Watch his movements!"

    "Look into his eyes!"

    "Pay attention to his equipped gun!"

    "Be vigilant at all times! Be prepared for Admiral Kaisen to turn his face!" Xia Yan concluded, and then looked around in satisfaction.

    The dumplings in the living room were also very satisfied, but only one dumpling looked confused.

    Kitty Kaisen expressed that he was confused and wanted to explain that he was being kind, so he jumped onto Xia Yan's lap and was about to say something to save his image, but he was not ready to say what he said, and suddenly felt his flesh slip.

    So the whole cat slid from its left leg to its right leg, and rolled a hundred and eighty degrees by the way.

    When Kitty Kaisen came to his senses, there was silence in the living room. He raised his head and met Xia Yan's happy smile.

    "The new cat is finally willing to roll in Xia Yan's arms!" Ai Xue exclaimed.

    "Really..."

    "Xin Maomao looks cold and cold, and his heart is getting softer little by little."

    Kitten Kaisen was taken aback for a moment, and then a soft object pressed against his forehead, and then separated in a short time.

    Xia Yan just smiled and kissed his forehead.

    Afterwards, he was removed from Xia Yan's arms and put on the sofa. Xia Yan made dinner, and he stared blankly at everything in front of him.

    The white hair between the ears is still a little wet, telling him that everything that happened just now is true.

    ... Although there were many twists and turns in what happened today, he liked it very much in the end.

    Kaisen kitten lowered its head unnaturally, with its head resting between its paws, quietly watching the busy figures in the kitchen.

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