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    The hen suddenly felt cold all over, and always felt chilly all over her body, as if her feathers were lost.

    It has always been this kind of arrogant and domineering cowardly character. When it sees people with a good temper, it will be arrogant, and when it sees people with a bad temper, it will shrink its bad character and behave like a man with its tail between its legs.

    It has always been very accurate in watching people order dishes, but didn't expect that there would be a day when it would be wrong.

    Originally, he thought that this person had always been kind and friendly before, but he could also brazenly break into her home as he did before the mutation, occupying the magpie's nest and taking her house as his own.

    Unexpectedly, he kicked an iron plate.

    It suddenly felt a little regretful.Would it be a wrong choice to agree to the so-called rules of Zhuang Jiu and live in her chicken coop?

    But it has no way out now, at least for now, this place may become the way out for it and the children.

    After discovering that both itself and the child had mutated, it resolutely abandoned that terrifying city full of undead, and came to this dangerous mountain Qin.Although there are many large beasts here, with the size and speed of a hen, it has successfully avoided many dangers.

    But the biggest crisis is just around the corner.It used to be a domesticated hen, and it usually ate some bugs. It didn't feel anything when it was small, but now that it has mutated, it is far from enough to eat the previous amount!

    Not to mention it has to find food for the kids!

    When it was hungry, it ran into the mutant anaconda that was fighting just now.

    In fact, the truth of the matter is completely different from what it and Zhuang Jiu said.It hadn't eaten for a long time since it came to the forest. At this time, it was hungry and saw this mutant anaconda sleeping, so it had other thoughts.

    I still remember that when passed by here a few days ago, saw a base built by humans!

    It retains the memory before the mutation, so in its cognition, the houses built by humans are equivalent to its chicken pens.

    So it sent the child into the chicken coop first, then turned around and went back to kill the anaconda, but unexpectedly, the anaconda almost killed him, and met Zhuang Jiu, who should be the owner of the chicken coop.

    It originally thought that Zhuang Jiu helped it, and that it should be a good old man. According to the previous method, it should be able to enter the house, and even eat the food at her house, so it didn't care about the smelly anaconda.But didn't expect that when it came to the wall, the winery was bargaining with it!

    Really misunderstood this human being!

    "You! Why are you human beings like this! Don't other farmers politely invite me into the circle when they see me? Why don't you have any sympathy?" The hen who didn't feel that she was the problem, so angry that two jets of air came out from his nostrils, he rolled his eyes, and kicked his paws directly on the wall.

    However, nothing happened.

    It became even more angry, and its claws kept stamping out claw marks on the ground, wantonly venting its dissatisfaction on the ground.

    But what it doesn't know is that Zhuang Jiu is willing to discuss letting it in, which can be regarded as overflowing with sympathy.

    "The forest outside is full of dangers, and only my place is the safest for hundreds of miles. Since you want to come in and get my protection, you must follow the rules here." Zhuang Jiu sat on the wall and looked at it, waitingIt vented before opening, "First, I don't have anything you can eat here, you have to find food yourself and feed yourself and your children. Of course, if you need it, you can call me or Werther, but there is a price to payof."

    The hen snorted through its nostrils, although it was very guilty, but the pride in its bones still made it retort: "Ignorant human beings! What do you need to say? Of course I came to find my things, don't you knowWhat do I like to eat?"

    Zhuang Jiu nodded: "Of course it's very good for you to think so. I also hope that you won't often ask me for help. After all, Vine and Werther are also very tired."

    Hen: ... If knew it earlier, wouldn't be brave, and have uttered such big words. If really ask this human for help in the future, wouldn't it be a shame?

    Zhuang Jiu didn't know the twists and turns in his heart, and continued: "Second, there are trees and plants I planted in the manor, you have to take care of you and your children, and don't get close to those things. If they break, and there is a price to pay.”

    "Hiss, you human..." The hen's eyes widened, and she just wanted to say that there are no bugs on the plants, so what does it eat?I saw the mecha beside her move, and the other hand disintegrated into a black muzzle, aiming at its body.

    "speak nicely."

    The hen's momentum softened in an instant, and she said, "...All right, all right, I listen to you! If you don't go, you won't go!"

    Zhuang Jiu continued to speak with satisfaction: "Third, I will build your own chicken coop for you. You must sleep there at night, and you can't run around casually. Don't crow casually during the day to disturb my sleep."

    This almost stepped on the hen's thunder point: "No, what are you guys..."

    Before he finished speaking, he saw Werther's muzzle again, and his voice weakened again: "I have already started the gender reversal stage, aren't you making me violate my biology?"

    Zhuang Jiu looked at it curiously: "I can't see that you are quite knowledgeable. Since you have started to reverse, how about it, if you want to crow, you can go to the next mountain."

    She stretched out her hand and pointed to a mountain in the distance.

    That mountain is at least 50 kilometers away from here, which means that if the hen agreed to Zhuang Jiu, she would have to run 50 kilometers in the morning every day just to climb a mountain to crow.

    I hope won't be suffocated on the road and call out accidentally.

    Even if it is not human, the face of the hen will turn livid.

    After a while, it made a very humiliating voice: "That's all? Nothing else? Then I answer..."

    "Article 4." Zhuang Jiu looked at it slowly: "Except for the fence, you need to clean up the things you need in the nest and the excrement you produce. Also, when I want to hold the chick, youDon't stop me."

    Not only the hen, but even Werther gave her sideways glances.But after all, he was familiar with Zhuang Jiu's character, so he didn't say much, just stood aside silently and dutifully "threatened" the hen.

    The hen looked at Zhuang Jiu vigilantly: "What do you want to do to my children? They are just children!!"

    "Don't worry, I won't make soup." Zhuang Jiu couldn't help but slightly raised his fingertips.

    Although those chicks were a little noisy, they were only the size of pillows, and they looked soft and fluffy. They were just——

    Miss rua so much!

    When she was very young, she had a white puppy, and she used to hug it every day, but then the puppy disappeared suddenly for some reason, and Zhuang Jiu has not been able to see it since then.

    The young Zhuang Jiu naturally guessed that it died a long time ago, and has never taken the initiative to raise a small pet since then.

    But this time is different, these little chicks, but they came to your door on their own initiative!

    If you don't want to be rua at this time, when will you wait?!

    Although his heart has drifted to the behavior of the rua chicken, Zhuang Jiu still has a calm expression on his face, looking at the hen and asking: "You can come in if you agree, it doesn't matter if you don't agree, yoursThe child will be sent out immediately."

    Her feet were dangling on the edge of the fence, as if she was sure that the hen would agree to the rules she had set.

    It doesn't matter if you don't agree, for Zhuang Jiu, there is no loss.

    Sure enough, as she expected, although the hen looked reluctant, she finally agreed to Zhuang Jiu's request.

    Under the behest of Zhuang Jiu, Werther grabbed the hen and threw it in.

    When it was thrown down, the hen flapped its wings several times, kicking up a large cloud of dust.With a stable body, it has long heard the chirping of the children, and hastened to the edge of the pit, pecked 13 times, and put those little chicks on its back very quickly, triumphantly.He raised his head towards Zhuang Jiu, as if to say, come and hold the child if you have the ability!See if I don't peck you to death!

    Zhuang Jiu was brought back to the villa by Werther, and he shook his head speechlessly seeing its appearance, but he didn't intend to fuss with it, and walked in directly.

    After going back and forth like this, it was already halfway through the afternoon, and the pointer pointed to 3 o'clock in the afternoon.Fortunately, Zhuang Jiu didn't arrange work in the afternoon, otherwise he would have to go out to plant crops at this time, which would really exhaust Zhuangjiu.

    Lazily taking out a few packs of snacks from the ice cellar, she nestled on the sofa with the fire ore and started watching a movie.

    Seeing that the water in the field was not enough, Werther thought for a while and didn't bother Zhuang Jiu, but turned on the water himself and irrigated the few acres of land.

    Then it took the hen, and after recording its irises at the door, let the hen try to walk a few times by itself to make sure it was familiar, before returning to the villa and looking at the people sitting on the sofa.rattan.

    The vine was like a "drunk" vine at the moment, sticking softly to the body of the wine, shaking his body from time to time.

    Zhuang Jiu knew that this was a sign that it started hiccupping after eating too much.

    After the liquid was absorbed by it, the vines have been purifying it until now, but it doesn't seem to be very effective. After all, it has been talking nonsense since Zhuang Jiu watched the movie, like a drunk person.

    "This woman's face looks so stiff."

    "This man's expression is similar to mine, but it's a pity he's not as cool and charming as Ben Teng."

    "This kid also knows how to clone? Why did I see three of him?"

    After the vine confused the protagonist's gender for the 49th time, Zhuang Jiu finally couldn't bear it anymore and took back the noisy vine that kept disturbing her movie-watching mood.

    However, I don't know if it has started to evolve slowly or for some reason, the vine, which was originally unable to speak in Zhuang Jiu's body, suddenly began to cry at this moment, hiccupping while crying.

    "Hi! You, you scumbag! You abandoned me and raised another child!"

    Zhuang Jiu was wondering what nonsense it was talking about, but suddenly he focused and saw the changes in his body.

    There were only two black shadows inside the body, and suddenly there were two more black shadows.

    In other words, there are now four shadows appearing in her body at the same time.

    It is the chili and rice that just touched yesterday.

    The author has something to say:

    Species: Vine

    Status: drunk milking

    Specific manifestations: 1. If you eat too much, your stomach will become bloated, indigestible and easy to burp

    ps: checked Baidu (the following text comes from Baidu), and the hen will crow, (a large section of scientific explanation is omitted in the middle), which belongs to the phenomenon of gender reversal.

    The addition is complete!!!Zhuang Jiu's plant guide is about to expand again.I feel that there is a baby in the comment area who is right. The next thing is the plant vs. zombie mode (bushi). You can guess what abilities the plants have this time~

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