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    The birth of the physical education teacher added a touch of indescribable emotion and sadness in the white night where crises are always lurking.

    Although he felt outrageous and funny in his heart, Bai Shuangxing did not relax his vigilance and stared closely at the physical education teacher who was composed of nine subjects on the podium.

    —Let’s call it a physical education teacher.

    Unexpectedly, it stood upright on the podium, and the nine textbooks trembled at the same time: "In this class, let's write a composition."

    The students were stunned.

    "teacher."

    Some people try to ask: "Writing a composition means... writing on paper, is that enough?"

    "certainly."

    The monster smiled: "Otherwise, how else can I write a composition?"

    "what."

    Bai Shuangxing looked at monitoring system 663: "In this white night, are there any subjects that don't need to be practiced?"

    The little man in the white skirt in his mind was motionless, with a blank expression.

    663: ...

    Why don't you use it...how does it know!

    In its original conception, in the physical education class, students will be sent to a very dangerous and rugged peak, not only must pay attention to the safety of their feet at all times, but also avoid the pursuit of wild animals and sudden turbulent floods.

    Corresponding to "long-distance running", "swimming" and "endurance" in physical education class, it is very suitable.

    but now.

    It has to suspect that the physical education teacher is admitting cowardice.

    There were teaching accidents in three consecutive classes, and all three teachers died tragically on the spot. If there was another equally thrilling physical education class, maybe, maybe, it would also be closed by Bai Shuangxing.

    After being occupied again and again, the physical education teacher has become as calm as a chrysanthemum, without those worldly desires, and just wants to live in peace.

    663: ...

    In the past, ghosts in the dormitory were reported in a row, and later, there was a physical education teacher taking fish to teach. Is there any villain in this white night who can be stunned?

    "teacher."

    Ji Fenglin said: "You haven't told us the theme and word count of the composition yet."

    The physical education teacher turned to look at him.

    The textbooks began to tremble again, as if they were whispering. After a while, the monster replied: "The theme...maternal love, there is no limit to the number of words, as long as I am satisfied, remember to hand it in before get out of class ends."

    This is a very general request.

    Several students looked at each other.

    But there is no way, they are at a loss, the physical education teacher stipulates a class time, and they must finish writing before the bell rings for the end of get out of class.

    The classroom was quiet for a while, and soon, there was the soft clacking sound of pages being turned, and the sound of writing like silkworms gnawing leaves.

    About twenty minutes later, a boy cautiously raised his right hand: "Teacher, I'm done."

    The monster on the podium looked very satisfied, with a smile in his tone: "Come, let me have a look."

    "...that boy is the representative of the Chinese class in our class."

    Chen Miaojia, who was sitting at the back table, explained in a low voice: "The full score of the composition is 60, and he always gets more than 50."

    Gently turning the gel pen between her fingers, Bai Shuang looked at the podium.

    "Mother's love" is a very common essay topic, and it is not difficult for high school students.

    Since the representative of the Chinese class dared to raise his hand, he must be very confident in the quality of his composition.

    The boy stepped forward quickly, and when he approached the physical education teacher, he hesitated and put the composition in his hand on the desk.

    The splicing monster picked up the composition book and lowered its head.

    It reads quickly, reading from cover to cover in only thirty seconds.

    "Ok……"

    The physical education teacher shook his head: "Let me think about it, how many points should I give you?"

    It was very soft, but it caused the students to hold their breath nervously.

    ——The physical education teacher's requirements are broad and vague. They don't know what constitutes a satisfactory composition, and they don't know what kind of punishment will be imposed if they fail to satisfy it.

    There was no sound, and the time in the classroom seemed to stand still for a second.

    Immediately afterwards, the nine textbooks rustled, and Bai Shuangxing heard nine completely different voices.

    They were mixed together, making it difficult for people to hear clearly. She tried to distinguish and heard a few syllables.

    "I don't understand, 20!"

    "No academics, 10."

    "Exquisite rhetoric, sincere emotion, very good, very good, 50."

    "Not interested, 10."

    When Jiudao's chattering voice fell, the physical education teacher nodded and picked up the red pen on the desk.

    Then write a big number on the composition text——

    30.

    In just a split second, the representative of the Chinese class on the podium exhaled: "Three, thirty?!"

    There was an uproar in the audience.

    "This is the result of my precise calculation and careful consideration."

    There was a hint of regret in the physical education teacher's tone: "Unfortunately, this composition failed. There is still some time left, you might as well rewrite it, classmate."

    The boy had never gotten such a low score since he was a child, so he forgot to be afraid for a moment, and just felt weird: "Teacher, what is the problem with my composition?"

    The monster lowered its head and looked at him quietly.

    "I can't tell either."

    Physical education teacher: "Maybe... it doesn't feel right?"

    After he finished speaking, he glanced at the clock on the wall, and said in a leisurely and complacent tone: "Students, hurry up. If anyone fails to hand me a satisfactory composition before get out of class is over, he will be punished—to be called satisfactory, the score must be at least There must be 40."

    "...No."

    Chen Miaojia scratched her head: "Even he only scored 30 points... don't I even have 20 points?!"

    And time is running out.

    With only about 20 minutes left, how could they figure out what the physical education teacher likes?

    "I knew it wouldn't be that simple."

    Shen Chan muttered: "Let it be satisfied... Who knows what the monster's way of thinking is?"

    As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the stool beside him move.

    Shen Chan shuddered, turned her head to look, and Bai Shuangxing stood up from her seat.

    She opened her mouth to say something, Bai Shuang raised her lips and smiled: "Don't worry, even if the composition fails, it's just a rewrite."

    They were in absolute safety until the bell rang for the end of get out of class.

    She stepped forward, and when she approached the physical education teacher, the monster shrank back.

    663: ...

    Are you promising a little bit?!

    "Teacher," Bai Shuangxing smiled politely, "I've finished writing."

    This time, the physical education teacher also spent 30 seconds reading.

    Shen Chan couldn't help feeling nervous, and secretly clenched the pen in her hand.

    Bai Shuangxing's academic performance is very good, and composition has always been her strong point.

    But judging from the scores given by the physical education teacher not long ago, it seems that it doesn't care about writing.

    If you don't look at the writing in your composition, what else can you look at?

    After a while, the monster looked up and picked up the red pen on the table.

    In a short moment, Shen Chan heard those noisy voices.

    "Not bad, interesting, 45."

    "Comprehensive, 50."

    "What the hell is this? 20, friendship points, no more!"

    "There's a description I like, 55."

    "..."

    "Yes, Not Bad."

    The physical education teacher nodded: "The total score is 45, keep working hard!"

    ——45.

    Chen Miaojia slightly opened her eyes.

    How many startling heaven and earth, ghosts and gods weeping compositions did Baishuangxing write to get the unanimous praise of those nine books?

    wrong.

    To be precise, there should be eight books, one of which thought the composition was extremely bad and only gave 20 points.

    Bai Shuangxing thanked her with a smile, took the composition text from the physical education teacher, and just returned to her seat, Shen Chan and Chen Miaojia came forward full of curiosity.

    Bai Shuangxing was very generous and handed them the composition text directly.

    Shen Chan turned to the first page.

    Title: Mom in the Rain.

    Very unpretentious, very concise.

    Chen Miaojia's expectations were full, and she continued to look down.

    "Once upon a time, there was a child named Jiao A. One night, Jiao A fell ill and had a high fever. My mother was very anxious."

    Chen Miaojia: ...?

    Ok?This style of writing, this protagonist, doesn't seem quite right?

    "Because of the rising motion of the water vapor, it condenses at a high altitude to form clouds, and the water droplets in the clouds collide with each other and finally fall down, and it rains in the sky.

    The rain was so heavy that my mother couldn't get a taxi, so she took up an umbrella, put Angle A behind her back, and walked to the hospital."

    Chen Miaojia: ...?

    It seems that a very abrupt physics knowledge suddenly appeared?

    "The hospital was built in 1894 during the Sino-Japanese War, far away from home.

    My mother had no complaints, and she walked through the endless plains with her horn A on her back, through the rugged and undulating cliffs, through the mountains and valleys at ninety-degree right angles, and through the karst landforms formed by the erosion of groundwater."

    Chen Miaojia: ...?

    Where did all this strange knowledge of history, mathematics, and geography come from?And this heroic mother, carried her character A child on the Great Long March, right?!

    "Walking along, suddenly a private car stopped.

    The driver, a foreigner, opened the car door and said, "Hi! Need help?"

    Thanks to him, Jiao A and his mother arrived at the hospital smoothly.Mom is very grateful, and he waved his hand and said, "You are welcome. To practice the core values of socialism, start with you, start with me, and start with small things."]

    Chen Miaojia: ...?

    So English and politics didn't escape either?This mother can travel thousands of miles, what more private car do she need?!

    "After inspection, it turns out that the reason why Angle A has a fever is because the white blood cells in the body are constantly increasing in order to swallow bacteria, resulting in excessive oxygen consumption, which causes fever."

    Chen Miaojia: ...

    She is no longer willing to complain.

    "Jia A was lying on the hospital bed, looking at the white hairs on her mother's head due to the lack of melanin. At that moment, Jiao A's gratitude was like a sinusoidal function curve, surging up and down."

    "What a great mother's love!"

    The corners of Chen Miaojia's mouth twitched slightly, maintaining a smile.

    So, who can tell her——

    How could something like character A have a mother!!!

    "very good."

    Shen Chan sighed sincerely: "As expected of Shuangshuang."

    "Physical education teachers are composed of nine subject teachers. To satisfy it means to satisfy most teachers at the same time."

    Bai Shuangxing said: "In short, it is to put the content of each subject in and have a mix-up."

    She remembered her only low score: "But in this way... From the perspective of Chinese, it is really not worth even 20 points."

    Everyone must write the composition before get out of class is over, otherwise they will be punished by the physical education teacher.

    Bai Shuangxing was not stingy with experience, and quickly circulated the composition to other students in the class.

    "—Student Bai Shuangxing."

    The representative of the Chinese class stared at the composition for a full five minutes, and his pupils trembled for five minutes. After a long time, he sighed from the bottom of his heart: "It's a talent."

    Thanks to the mix-up template of Baishuangxing, all the students passed the physical education class without any problems.

    Fortunately, according to the schedule, there will be consecutive Chinese and Mathematics classes next.

    Both the Chinese teacher and the math teacher died. The class teacher Qin Mengdie pushed open the classroom door and told everyone to study by themselves this afternoon.

    Nothing happened in the self-study class, and the students finally got a few hours of short respite. Some slept directly on the table, and some secretly discussed how to escape from here.

    Before knew it, it was school time.

    Shen Chan keenly noticed that Bai Shuangxing got up from get out of class very quickly, and seemed to want to go back to the dormitory as soon as possible.

    She was a little curious: "what's the matter?"

    "Probably figured out something."

    Bai Shuangxing smiled: "But there is a question that I have been unable to figure out... Maybe, you can go to the dormitory and ask them."

    Shen Chan: "They?"

    Night, dormitory building.

    The hallway was empty and silent.

    A weeping girl stood in the corner, her long hair drooping, covering most of her face.

    She cried softly, her back trembling non-stop, tears showing a dazzling scarlet color, drop by drop fell on the ground, blooming into strange bloody flowers.

    However, if you listen carefully, her voice doesn't seem to be crying, but...

    An incomparably vicious, sneering sneer like a midnight mouse.

    Suddenly, the girl heard footsteps getting closer.

    She gritted her teeth hard, and her eyes became more cruel.

    Last night, she was severely tricked by a vicious human. Not only did she fail to kill that person, but she was also severely punished by the school regulations.

    Until now, she has lost her vitality and is so weak that she can hardly even walk.

    No matter who the innocent student who is approaching now is, she will tear him up and chew him up, venting the grievances he suffered last night heartily!

    The girl's eyes turned cold, and she suddenly raised her head.

    She never expected that she would meet a pair of familiar phoenix eyes.

    For a moment, as a fearsome ghost, she took a step back.

    "You still dare to come?"

    She gritted her teeth angrily: "I must—"

    Before he could finish speaking, the lights in the corridor flicked off, and the corridor was plunged into darkness.

    ——No way, come again?!

    Her legs softened reflexively, but soon, the lights came back on.

    Bai Shuangxing stood in the corridor and smiled gently at her.

    This guy... what does she want to do?

    Unable to guess what the other party was thinking, the girl showed a very vigilant defensive posture.

    "My friend is controlling the switch."

    Bai Shuangxing: "If the same thing as last night happened again, would you be out of your wits?"

    She has a friend who pulls the switch.

    The corner of the girl's eyes twitched.

    How could she say such shameless words so confidently?!

    Thinking this way in her heart, the girl still had an uncontrollable fear.

    What Bai Shuangxing said is true, in this white night, she is not a powerful ghost, if she is punished by the school rules again...

    She couldn't imagine the consequences.

    "Don't be afraid, I'm not a bad person."

    Bai Shuangxing smiled: "I came today, just to ask you some questions, as long as you are willing to cooperate, the lights will not go out."

    girl:……?

    System 663, which observes everything in the dark: ...?

    Listen, are you speaking human language?"I'm not a bad person"?Ask yourself, since you used the lights out as a threat, do you still deserve to say this sentence???

    What made 663 even more maddened was that after Baishuangxing collected its points, it seemed to have found another brand new method of collecting wool.

    ——She began to oppress the ghosts in the dormitory building.

    The girl hesitated again and again, and said coldly: "What do you want to ask?"

    "first question."

    Bai Shuangxing said, "Why did you appear in the dormitory building?"

    "I do not know."

    The girl was categorical: "I have been here since I was conscious."

    This kind of matter that is closely related to the content of the school regulations cannot be directly asked.

    Bai Shuangxing: "Second question, do you know Teacher Qin Mengdie and the principal? Is there any conflict between them?"

    The girl thought for a while, then shook her head: "I've only met them a few times, and those two people are just ordinary subordinates."

    "thanks."

    Bai Shuang smiled: "The last question, the two of them, is there anything weird?"

    "What's weird?"

    The girl tilted her head, and blood and tears rolled down the corners of her eyes: "It's all normal."

    Before she finished speaking, the lights in the corridor dimmed again.

    In the next second, it was turned on again, and the light in front of the eyes was restored.

    Bai Shuangxing still looked at her with a smile.

    ...Too much deception, too much deception!

    "We dare not go to the principal's office."

    The girl was angry and dared not speak out: "We think there is something there."

    Bai Shuangxing was stunned: "Things that make you ghosts dare not approach? Is it good or bad?"

    Regarding the content of the school rules, she has actually understood most of them.

    But after thinking about it, there is always one problem that cannot be solved——

    What kind of role does the principal play in the whole story?

    She thought about conflicts in the workplace, and also thought that the principal represents the defender of the rules in the school, but now it seems...

    There are more secrets hidden in him.

    For some reason, she had a bad premonition in her heart.

    "I do not know."

    The girl wrinkled her face: "In short, it makes us feel very oppressed, and we just want to escape far away."

    "so."

    Bai Shuangxing was thoughtful: "I understand, thank you. I'll ask other people."

    Unlike the noon when chickens and dogs are dancing, after nightfall today, it is a beautiful time with calm and calm.

    In the duty room, the dormitory auntie lay leisurely on the wooden chair and slowly drank a sip of tea, which was fragrant.

    She was in a good mood and was about to take a nap comfortably when suddenly, someone knocked on the door of the duty room.

    It's this time, who else will come.

    The dormitory aunt looked up: "Please come in."

    Seeing the students who pushed the door and entered, she couldn't help but startled.

    It turned out to be one of the bad students who violated the school rules at noon, the little girl who was crying while laughing.

    The aunt was slightly surprised: "Student, what's the matter?"

    The girl clenched her fists and said righteously: "I...I will report! Report Baishuangxing with my real name!"

    "yes!"

    Students who violate the school rules will never be tolerated. The aunt said seriously: "Don't be afraid, child, just tell me what that classmate named Bai Shuangxing has done."

    In order to make the other party think better, the dormitory manager kindly reminded: "Is she coming late and leaving early, or is she disobeying the rules set by the teacher, or is she not treating the dormitory as her own home and causing damage everywhere?"

    girl:……

    She froze for a moment.

    Baishuang, have you violated any regulations?

    "Uh……"

    The girl tentatively said: "Well, she pulled the switch, does that count?"

    "Pull the switch?"

    The dormitory aunt looked up and saw that the lights in the room were bright: "The circuit is still in good condition...isn't it damaged?"

    As soon as she finished speaking, she heard a knock on the door again.

    Looking at the sound, it turned out to be an old friend who came here at noon.

    That dark figure.

    The figure and the girl looked at each other in astonishment, and quickly looked at the auntie in charge: "Auntie, I will report! I will report Baishuangxing with my real name!"

    "Bai Shuang Xing, why is Bai Shuang Xing?"

    The dormitory supervisor was surprised: "What did she do this time? Did she arrive late and leave early, or disobeyed the teacher, or vandalized everywhere in the dormitory?"

    Figure: "Uh..."

    The figure scratched his head: "She pulled the switch and threatened me with it, okay?"

    Just as he finished speaking, he was interrupted by a hasty knock on the door.

    The crying ghost was miserable and distressed: "Auntie, report, I report someone bullying a classmate with my real name—"

    It paused, looked at the two old acquaintances in the duty room, and said with tears in its eyes, "Why are you here?"

    The auntie's expression was instantly serious: "Who is it? How do you bully people?"

    "Bai Shuang line."

    The ghost gritted his teeth: "She pulled the switch!"

    Auntie in charge: ...

    Auntie in charge:???

    Pulling a switch and bullying people, are these two things even remotely related?

    The dormitory aunt was silent for a while, then hesitated: "The school can't regulate this matter, or...you three go and beat the switch?"

    I was speechless for a while.

    The three ghosts who had the same experience looked at each other, choked speechlessly, and understood everything.

    Not only them, but the monitoring system 663, which turned its perspective to this side, also fell silent.

    This is not a meeting of ghosts and ghosts, it is clearly a gathering of sheep.

    After the wool of one sheep has been plucked, and another one is caught, is it the soil in the whole world, and is it the sheep on the shore of the soil.

    Oh, almost forgot, it was one of them itself.

    Thinking about it, No. 663 had a bit of resentment out of thin air for these little brats who didn't live up to expectations.

    In the normal white night challenge, it is impossible for challengers to take advantage of the loopholes in the rules and use hidden tasks to earn points.

    As a result, here, Baishuangxing not only made a lot of fun with bugs, but also reversed and used various rules designed specifically for humans and extremely dangerous to humans for its own use, and restricted ghosts through school regulations.

    Fortunately, not only did the teachers lose their lives one by one, but even the ghosts were forced by her to report.

    That's right, they are just like elementary school students who have just entered the campus, aggrieved and complaining to the teacher.

    — please.

    Brothers and sisters, you are villains!Can you show even a little bit of villain spirit?Do you still expect to get a hidden task reward of "reporting report teacher" for doing this?!

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