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    Because of the addition of homophonic stalks, the originally tense and chilling atmosphere was inexplicably relieved a lot.

    I have to say that the plot arrangement of Baishuangxing is very good.

    Not only did he use a meaningless word, but he also logically fabricated an exorcism formation to eliminate all the ghosts in the abandoned school and ensure the absolute safety of Shen Chan and Xue Mingyue.

    Accompanied by the heavily accented "I must die", the ghosts wailed in despair and pain, and gradually disappeared without a trace under the golden light.

    Shen Chan breathed a sigh of relief, and glanced at Xue Mingyue beside her.

    The other party's expression was slack, and he didn't feel the joy of recovering a life at all. He stared blankly ahead, not knowing what he was thinking.

    The arm scratched by Li Gui was still bleeding uncontrollably. The wound was not serious, but it looked quite painful.

    "How are you?"

    While still able to move, Shen Chan took out a hemostatic plaster from her pocket and handed it to Xue Mingyue: "Just wipe it on the wound."

    ——Ever since entering the white night, she has been making adequate preparations and bringing this ointment with her in case anyone gets hurt.

    This will come in handy.

    Shen Chan has a very good attitude, and even at this time, she never forgets to boast that she has prepared for a rainy day.

    "thanks."

    Xue Mingyue lowered her head, her voice was very low, and she reached out to take the ointment.

    After a while, she finally recovered from the trance and shock: "Excuse me... do you know what's going on?"

    Although Xue Mingyue was ill, she was not stupid.

    After entering this weird space, she was at a loss and didn't know what to do, but Shen Chan seemed to have experienced it long ago, showing no obvious look of fear.

    "...It's not easy to explain."

    Shen Chan scratched her head: "You can understand that we are in your spiritual world, and if we want to escape, we must complete this story solitaire game."

    After she explained it like this, the confusion on Xue Mingyue's face became more intense.

    Compared with the so-called spiritual world, she would rather believe that this is a dream.

    Before long, as before, time stood still around them.

    The two cannot make other moves until the next player has finished telling the story.

    "Wait, wait! So far, two contestants have used homophonic stems—"

    On the stage, the panda doll puts his hands on his hips: "Although this narrative method is very interesting, everyone must understand that there are only three things!"

    It hastily said this sentence, obviously being forced into a little haste.

    Can you be in no hurry?

    In order to increase the difficulty, the three human players all have a lot of useless words, such as "piano" and "Facebook", which are impossible to play a role when encountering ghosts.

    As a result, being played by the homophonic stem, Shen Chan was stunned and "killed seven in and seven out", clearing out all the ghosts in the abandoned school.

    This is not in line with the original intention of those words, let alone the original intention of this variety show.

    "The audience may find it interesting to use homophonic stalks once or twice, but if they are used all the time, it will cause aesthetic fatigue."

    Mr. Panda said: "So, for the fun of our "Exquisite Story Club", in the following stories, I hope everyone can cancel the homophony as much as possible!"

    got banned.

    Bai Shuangxing was not surprised, he lowered his head and stared at the note in front of him.

    After "Facebook" has been used, the note turns a dull gray and cannot be reused.

    The words she got were all common things in daily life, not only non-aggressive, but even full of positive energy, which seemed out of place in the background of ghost stories.

    ... not only her, but also Wen Chuchu's "piano".

    If there were other more effective words, Wen Chuchu would definitely not sway the sword and say homophonic stalks, that is to say, the notes in their hands are equally bad.

    This is likely to be intentional by the program group. Looking at the two ghosts, one black and one white, the words "abandoned school" and "exhausted" are obviously much better.

    It's a little tricky.

    The story of Baishuangxing is finished, and next, it is the turn of Ji Fenglin's story.

    The tall, thin and handsome boy raised his right hand and showed his note.

    "Too late to regret".

    "The following is my story."

    He said.

    "The fierce ghost dissipated, and a figure appeared in the center of the formation, which was the remnant soul of the Taoist priest back then."

    "After the Taoist set up the formation, he was quickly attacked by ghosts and died. He failed to completely wipe out the ghosts in the abandoned school. He has been [too regretful]."

    "To thank the two, the Taoist priest taught them how to draw talismans. If they encounter a ghost again in the future, they can save their lives."

    Oh!

    Shen Chan listened, her eyes lit up.

    This trick is wonderful!

    It is said that it is better to teach a man how to fish than to give him a fish. Now that the story of Solitaire has just begun, they have learned how to draw an exorcism talisman. When they encounter danger later, their chances of survival are much higher.

    After all, if the two of them have been relying on picking up props for a living, when the two ghosts, one black and one white, tell stories, they may add restrictive descriptions such as "there is nothing around them" and "no props can be found".

    In that case, she and Xue Mingyue would not respond to each other every day, and the world would not work.

    After Ji Fenglin told this story, as long as they are alive and have a hand, they can guarantee a certain degree of safety.

    Just as Ji Fenglin finished speaking, a soul floated up in front of Shen Chan.

    This is a thin middle-aged man with a mustache, and he expressed his gratitude to the two with a pleasant face, and patiently taught him how to draw an exorcism talisman.

    After the teaching was over, the Taoist priest waved his hand, and the spirit body disappeared without a trace.

    Immediately, a line of white text prompts appeared in front of my eyes:

    "Congratulations to the challenger, you have mastered the method of making the exorcism talisman."

    Before the time paused, Shen Chan gave a thumbs up to the outside of the screen.

    Monsoon Pro, reliable!

    "The fifth contestant has finished speaking, and the first round of the game is officially over!"

    In the middle of the stage, a panda doll with a microphone bounced around: "Next, let's start the second round of the story! The rules are still the same as before, and each person chooses one word from the rest of their own—note,Words cannot be repeated."

    "It's my turn."

    Bai Ying nodded, politely, and showed the note in his hand.

    "murderer".

    "After a lot of tossing, the two of them were completely powerless."

    "Just as I was about to leave, suddenly, three figures with knives came out from the teaching building."

    "It turned out that they were three [killers] who had been on the run for a long time. They were disturbed by the movement outside and thought it was the police who came to arrest them. I didn't expect to meet them."

    "Since we bumped into each other, of course we will kill them to silence them."

    Shen Chan cursed in her heart.

    This guy is a thief.

    Ji Fenglin let them master the method of exorcising ghosts, and Bai Ying changed the target, turning the person who chased them into a human.

    No matter how effective the exorcism talisman is, it can only be reduced to pieces of waste paper in the face of a sharp knife.

    and……

    Focusing on her legs, Shen Chan pursed her lips.

    Shirokage added a restrictive description, "weak all over".

    After fighting with the ghost for so long, now both her and Xue Mingyue's legs are weak, and it is difficult to even walk, let alone avoid the attack of the murderer.

    This is an utterly disadvantaged situation.

    After Bai Ying finished speaking, three tall figures slowly walked out of the teaching building.

    It was two men and a woman, wearing old dusty clothes and pants, with a sharp knife in their hands glaring coldly.

    When they looked at the two uninvited guests, the killing intent in their eyes surged like a tide, and they couldn't hide it.

    The time on the screen is suspended at this moment.

    Outside the screen, the lights swirled and converged, hitting Wen Chuchu who was about to start telling the story.

    Wen Chuchu was devastated.

    Look at her remaining words, "Dior 999 lipstick", "Today has become more beautiful", "skin care products", "waltz", after thinking about it, none of them can be used.

    Do you want to dance a waltz in front of the murderers and beg them to let you go?Or give the female murderer a lipstick, so as to gain the other party's favorability?

    ...completely illogical.

    Judging by the ferocious appearance of those three people, it was not like they could communicate at all.

    When Wen Chuchu hesitated, a 30-second countdown appeared out of thin air above her head.

    "I forgot to say that each player's thinking time has a time limit."

    The panda host moved his chubby short legs, and his childish voice was clear and clear.

    "Once the time is exceeded, you will be severely punished, so don't violate the time limit."

    It said: "Similarly, if the story is not logical, although the contestants have the opportunity to retell it, but the opportunity is limited to one time, and they will be punished if they exceed it."

    The countdown was about to reach zero, Wen Chuchu gritted her teeth and spoke hastily.

    "The murderer is approaching, but the two showed bloodthirsty smiles—"

    "It turns out that they are not ordinary people, but serial killers! They have a cruel nature hidden in their bones, and they firmly believe that eating human flesh and drinking human blood can make them immortal."

    "Looking at the three murderers, Shen Chan took out a knife, raised the corners of her mouth, and said—"

    Wen Chuchu swallowed:

    "Eat them, [today, it also becomes more beautiful]."

    Shen Chan's eyes widened:?

    Xue Mingyue beside her was also frightened:???

    Good guy.

    Are the perverted murderers themselves?!

    In the void in the dark, the monitoring system 099 is also dumbfounded——

    "Today has become more beautiful", how do you use it to associate such a girly short sentence with such a perverted plot?!

    "...it's logical."

    Sensing everyone's strange gaze, Wen Chuchu touched the tip of her nose, a little nervous: "When I was looking at criminal investigation files, I saw the same case before."

    Her father is a policeman. Wen Chuchu has been influenced since she was a child. She has seen countless serious cases and knows the operations of various serial murderers by heart.

    "Well."

    Bai Shuangxing looked at the host not far away: "Since there are realistic materials as the basis, host, this story should pass smoothly."

    "of course can."

    There was a moment of silence, although reluctantly, the panda doll still smiled: "Contestants, please continue!"

    On the screen, the figures of three murderers gradually approached.

    As their prey, Shen Chan and Xue Mingyue were silent, and at the same time, half of their mouths curled up.

    Shen Chan: ...

    She looks so perverted!!!

    "My word is, [loss of consciousness]."

    The black ghost moved his right hand and raised the note in his hand.

    "Although Shen Chan and Xue Mingyue are serial killers, they are no match for three murderers in a state of exhaustion."

    "The confrontation with the ghosts consumed 90% of their strength. Now that they have met the murderers, Xue Mingyue was knocked to the ground and was about to [lose consciousness]."

    When telling the story, there cannot be a mortal situation, so it only said "Xue Mingyue is about to lose consciousness".

    If Shen Chan was added to the unconscious person, they would definitely die.

    Bai Shuangxing stared at the screen, his mind spinning rapidly.

    But...it reduced the combat power of the two to one, leaving Shen Chan alone to face the murderer. It seemed that there was still a glimmer of life, but in fact it had pushed them to a dead end.

    One-on-three, exhausted versus energetic, plus the difference in size and strength, it is impossible for Shen Chan to win.

    After thinking for a while, Bai Shuang opened his mouth.

    "In the melee before, Shen Chan and Xue Mingyue knocked down a murderer together."

    First of all, reduce the number of enemies as much as possible, thereby reducing the pressure.

    "At this moment, at the very moment, Shen Chan thought of her [graduate entrance examination]."

    Panda doll: ?

    Shen Chan herself who was close to the murderer: ...?

    This, these two irrelevant things, are they related?

    The host showed a confused expression, but Bai Shuang continued to talk without changing his face.

    "Over the past year, for the postgraduate entrance examination, her hair fell out, her skin was broken, and her spirit was weak. She finally passed the interview yesterday—"

    Bai Shuangxing said, "Can she die here?"

    On the screen, Shen Chan's eyes suddenly trembled!

    In just one sentence, her sense of substitution was so strong that it couldn't be added.

    The days of staying up all night to catch up on papers are vivid in my memory. Day and night, she hung her head on the beam, pierced her buttocks, and worked so hard for so long, isn't it just for the exam?

    What's more... In the story, she just passed the interview yesterday!yesterday!The Long March is over, and victory is at hand!

    On the stage, Bai Shuangxing was categorical: "The potential explodes, and Shen Chan explodes!"

    As soon as the voice fell, Shen Chan on the screen burst into fury from the bottom of her heart. When the woman in the murderer was bullying her, she used all her strength to swing the knife in her hand!

    "Ask a question."

    Bai Ying couldn't understand the eruptive emotions of this small universe, and hesitated: "Is this plot development reasonable?"

    "Ah, um, this..."

    The panda doll took out a tissue and wiped the sweat that didn't exist on his forehead: "Judging from Shen Chan's own psychological activities and on-the-spot reactions, it seems reasonable."

    Bai Ying hesitated to speak, and silently looked at the screen.

    After Baishuang Xing finished speaking, next, it was Ji Fenglin's turn.

    She has created enough preconditions, it should not be difficult for Shen Chan and Xue Mingyue to survive.

    "Shen Chan raised the knife and took the woman's life. She planned to fight the remaining men to the death, but found—"

    Ji Fenglin paused, his Adam's apple moved up and down.

    "The man is [childhood sweetheart] who loves her deeply."

    "Shen Chan is the only light in his gloomy life. He didn't want to hurt Shen Chan, so he offered to treat Xue Mingyue and escorted them to the Jiang An Bridge."

    Shen Chan:?

    Your story is getting more and more wrong, isn't it?

    Bai Shuangxing also quickly glanced at him.

    This incompatible style... What words did Ji Fenglin draw?

    Sensing her gaze, Ji Fenglin blinked, his gaze went down, and he glanced at his note.

    After turning the disc, he got a small pink gift box.

    Kind of girly.

    After opening it, the words inside kept him silent for a long time——

    "Too late to regret", "Childhood sweetheart", "Run with the ball", "Two good things happen in one day".

    Ji Fenglin didn't quite understand it, but Ji Fenglin was greatly shocked.

    "Wow! The story has an unexpected turn!"

    The panda doll laughed and said, "I'm already looking forward to the next story!"

    At the same moment, on the screen.

    Shen Chan's right eyelid twitched wildly, watching the two-meter-tall man in front of her with affection, and gently called her "A-Chan".

    This person is very talented in acting and added a lot of lines to himself.

    For example, "I only committed an unforgivable sin on impulse, and I only ask you to forgive me."

    For example, "I have been loyal to you since I was a child, Ah Chan, you understand my heart".

    Another example is "I know I am not good enough for you, how about this, I will send you to the Jiang An Bridge, and I will send you off for the last time, and I will never see you again."

    After hearing the last sentence, Shen Chan's mood improved a lot.

    Great!It is free labor without complaint!

    These three murderers are secretly absconding, and they have prepared a lot of medical medicines with them in case they are needed.

    Ji Fenglin described that the man once proposed to "cure Xue Mingyue", so he quickly found painkillers and anti-inflammatory drugs.

    It has to be said that whether it was the Taoist priests teaching spells before or the timely treatment now, Ji Fenglin has considered very well.

    Although the maliciousness of the black and white ghosts is difficult to parry, but fortunately there are three reliable teammates, so that the two Huihui survived the narrow escape.

    After narrowly escaping from death, Shen Chan quietly gave them a thumbs up again.

    Teammates, be reliable!

    On the other side, Xue Mingyue's complexion was not very good.

    Although this is an illusion on the screen, the actions of the two of them are beyond their control, but the pain from being stabbed into the lower abdomen by the murderer's knife is genuine.

    She broke out in a cold sweat from the pain and clenched her teeth, but she still let out a low cry of pain.

    Shen Chan picked up the anti-inflammatory medicine and gauze on the side, and let the man avoid it, and she wiped Xue Mingyue's wound herself.

    While wiping, Shen Chan comforted: "Hang on, there are still three rounds left, as long as the story solitaire is over, we can return to the real world."

    She originally wanted to ask about Liang Yu, but unfortunately she never found the opportunity from the beginning to the end, and now is not the time.

    When this side mission is over, everything will come to light.

    "What a thrill."

    The panda host patted his heart: "The second round of narration is over, let's start the third round of stories!"

    On the contestant's bench, Shirokage nodded.

    This time, it directly showed its note.

    "Gas station".

    "The three of them were going to the Jiang An Bridge, and halfway through the journey, they were running out of gas."

    "Shen Chan drove to the nearest [gas station], never expecting that as soon as she got out of the car, several powerful ghosts attacked."

    "It turns out that the gas station has long been abandoned, and ghosts linger here, just waiting for humans to come and devour them alive."

    A powerful ghost.

    Bai Shuangxing nodded slightly, trying to figure out the meaning of these words in his heart.

    In Story Solitaire, everything must be logical.

    Both Shen Chan and Xue Mingyue are newbies in drawing talismans, and they are not proficient in using talismans. It's okay to meet a few little ghosts, but once they meet those who are not so weak, they will definitely suffer.

    Bai Ying used this prefix because he grasped this point accurately.

    Moreover, the term "ghosts" includes, in addition to ethereal ghosts, monsters with entities.

    Wen Chuchu also realized this problem, and her expression was slightly dignified.

    Immediately afterwards, she picked up the "Waltz" on the table.

    "Xue Mingyue was injured, so she stayed in the car and didn't come out."

    "And Shen Chan is a serial killer after all, and she rested in the car for a long time. At this moment, with her dexterous and proficient movements, like dancing [Waltz], she gracefully avoided the surprise attack of ghosts."

    very good.

    It is not logically broken if it matches the previous character setting.

    On the screen, Shen Chan's body started to move uncontrollably, avoiding the attacks of ghosts and ghosts.

    Narrowly escaped.

    "Next is me."

    Black Shadow smiled, his tone still soft.

    "At this moment, Xue Mingyue raised her head in a daze, and suddenly saw her dead [father]."

    As soon as these words came out, not only Xue Mingyue on the screen, but even Bai Shuangxing was stunned.

    this kind of words...

    Realizing something, she frowned.

    From the beginning to now, Sombra has uttered three words in total, namely "exhausted", "unconscious" and "Dad".

    It sounds like it was specifically aimed at Xue Mingyue's car accident that day.

    Recalling what the host said at the beginning of the show, "break up and reorganize the original words"...

    The phrase that Sombra drew was most likely what actually happened on the day of the car accident.

    In this way, if the scene of the day reappeared, Xue Mingyue would definitely be under great psychological pressure.

    With a bad premonition in his heart, Bai Shuangxing looked at the screen.

    Sure enough, the young woman on the screen looked dazed and stared straight ahead.

    As far as she could see, there was a middle-aged man with a kind smile.

    "She can't stay in the car."

    Sombra said.

    "Even if she is seriously injured, she still has to go out to see her father."

    "The moment Xue Mingyue reluctantly approached, the monster tore off its disguise, revealing its bloody true face!"

    In order to prevent Xue Mingyue from using the spell, it didn't use "ghost", but the word "monster".

    The monster has a physical body and is extremely lethal, and it is not afraid of the talisman to exorcise ghosts.

    Shen Chan was listening at the side, and couldn't help cursing secretly again.

    Xue Mingyue was already suffering from a disease, but it used her deceased father to continuously stimulate her. After all this trouble, Xue Mingyue's condition would definitely deteriorate.

    She hated to admit it, but the truth was that she did get out of the car after seeing her father.

    The young woman's face was livid, she opened her mouth in vain as she looked at the familiar figure not far away.

    Without hesitation, she opened the car door.

    ……Oh no.

    Wen Chuchu felt worried, and quietly looked at Bai Shuangxing.

    The words in their hands were almost all waste products, at this moment Xue Mingyue was powerless to fight back, and Shen Chan was entangled by many fierce ghosts, unable to escape.

    How should the story continue?

    Baishuang lowered her eyes.

    She still has three notes left, which are "Application for Party Membership", "Kiss Goodbye", and "Coach, I want to play basketball".

    Baishuang Xing: "..."

    Bai Shuangxing: "The monster's head and body were separated, and the head that was about to rot directly rushed towards Xue Mingyue."

    "The man from Shen Chan's childhood sweetheart arrived in time."

    "He remembered the sentence he said with enthusiasm when he was a young boy many years ago, [Coach, I want to play basketball]——"

    "The man grabs the head with a lunge, throws it far away with a three-point layup!"

    Shen Chan: ...

    Wen Chuchu: ...

    Surveillance System 099: ???

    Even Xue Mingyue, who was in a half-trance state, showed a hesitant expression.

    Let’s say there is something wrong with this story...

    But it does use the right words, and the logic is smooth and done in one go.

    The man was very strong, the monster's head was thrown away, and Xue Mingyue saved his life.

    At the same time, Ji Fenglin pushed the boat along and took out a note to "run with the ball".

    "After the man [runs with the ball], the head of the monster is thrown into the ghost."

    "Blood is overflowing, and the ghosts happen to love flesh and blood, so they left Shen Chan one after another and rushed towards the head."

    "Taking this opportunity, the three of them refueled the car and left quickly."

    The plot was too bizarre, as one of the protagonists, Shen Chan was dumbfounded.

    In just one second, in her heart, many, many thoughts——

    "Run with the ball" doesn't mean that at all!"Coach, I want to play basketball" doesn't mean that!Be kind to monster heads, you two!

    Under the influence of the plot, the three of them left the gas station quickly.

    Off the screen, the white shadow on the stage chuckled.

    It flashes the word, "Zombie."

    "About reaching the Jiang An Bridge, Shen Chan realized something was wrong."

    "Suddenly dense figures appeared on the road, blocking their way. Looking closely, they turned out to be bloodthirsty [zombies]."

    "The biochemical crisis broke out in Jiang An. Now, a zombie broke their car window and is about to come in."

    really.

    Baishuang's eyelashes moved slightly.

    If Soi Ying's words are all related to Xue Mingyue, then Bai Ying's task is to constantly create crises for them.

    Zombies, monsters, ghosts, every word is a new crisis, no matter how dangerous it is.

    "Shen Chan raised the knife in her hand and cut the zombie's throat in one fell swoop."

    Wen Chuchu spoke in a low voice, for some reason, she glanced at the screen with a guilty conscience.

    "Hmm... well, the blood spurted out, but Shen Chan didn't feel disgusted."

    "Because as a perverted murderer, hot blood is her perfect [skin care product]."

    Shen Chan: ...

    This is too perverted!!!

    After Wen Chuchu finished speaking, it was the turn of the silent shadow.

    The word it chose was "car accident."

    "In order to avoid the zombies, the car crashed into a side wall, unfortunately there was a [car accident]."

    "The crackling sound of zombies knocking on the car window is next to my ears, and the three of them are in a dilemma."

    "Could it be that we can only wait to die?"

    Following the plot in its mouth, a booming sound exploded on the screen.

    Fortunately, the impact this time was not serious, Shen Chan fastened her seat belt, she only felt absent-minded for a while, and she was not injured.

    Compared with her, Xue Mingyue's condition is not so ideal.

    Memories of the past flooded into my heart. The young woman in the co-pilot's eyes were red and her body was trembling. Due to extreme fear and fear, she couldn't stop crying.

    This is a symptom of a PTSD attack.

    The word "car accident" is an untouchable forbidden area for her.

    The howls of the zombies could be heard, and the tip of the nose was surrounded by waves of rotten stench.

    There was a big hole in the window, and Shen Chan cut the throat of a zombie. Due to physical and mental exhaustion, she gasped heavily.

    Under such circumstances, she still did not forget to comfort the patient: "Everything here is an illusion...Xue Mingyue, close your eyes and take a deep breath!"

    The situation on the screen was extremely urgent, Bai Shuangxing didn't wait any longer, and spoke in a deep voice.

    "At this moment, the man from my childhood sweetheart stepped forward."

    "He said that he has achieved nothing in his life, and now that he is on the verge of death, it is better to use his death to exchange for Shen Chan's life."

    "He cut his own wrist, intending to use blood to lure away the zombies. Before parting, he kissed Shen Chan's right hand as [kiss goodbye]."

    Shen Chan was slightly taken aback.

    In the next second, the man raised the knife, and a faint smell of blood poured into his nostrils.

    "……never mind."

    The tall man raised his lips and smiled, and when he looked at her, there was both reluctance and tenderness in his eyes: "Achan, I have accomplished nothing in this life, if I can change your life before I die, it will be worth it."

    He paused and hesitated: "Can I kiss the back of your hand?"

    The man leaned over and lowered his head, the temperature on the back of his hand was fleeting.

    Soon, the man opened the car door.

    Zombies like blood, he found a gap and rushed forward, and the mighty group of zombies rushed after him, following behind him.

    There is no doubt that in such a chase, he will undoubtedly die.

    Ji Fenglin looked at this scene from afar, lowered his eyes and raised his hand to lift up the note on the table.

    "Shen Chan restarted the car and headed for Jiang An Bridge."

    "She thought of the man's life insurance, and the beneficiary is her."

    "In just a few hours, I got fresh skin care products, and got promoted and made a fortune as my childhood sweetheart. [Two good things happen in one day]."

    "She couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud for a while."

    Shen Chan: ...

    Shen Chan:???

    This plot and this character design, so she is the biggest perverted villain in the whole story!Hurry up and give her back the momentary touch she had just had, hey!

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