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    In the next two days, Jiang Yi lost a bad tablemate because Yun Yaoze didn't come.

    But even so, Jiang Yi's mood was not much better. Because of the brick in his chest, Xu Xian would just sneer at him and add to the fight. In short, he always suffered defeat.

    That brick didn't beat Xu Gou to have a heart attack, it's really cheap for him.

    There are also disgusting scum who spray feces every day, so except during class time, he either fights with Xu Xian or fights with scum.

    Because pocket money was not enough, Jiang Yi went home on Saturday afternoon.

    His parents are both state-owned enterprises, the work is not heavy, and they have regular rest every weekend, which is very comfortable.

    "Dad, the living expenses are gone this week, why don't you transfer it to me?"

    Father Jiang looked up from behind the newspaper, glanced at him, and shouted into the kitchen, "Honey, your son needs living expenses—"

    "Living expenses and living expenses, just know that living expenses are needed, you can't decorate your knowledge! What else will you do except for money!" Mother Jiang roared out of the kitchen, "What would you do if you don't want the first place!"

    Clang clang clang clang, spatula chisels loudly.

    She is super dissatisfied with this son.

    "Why don't I pretend to be knowledgeable in my mind? I study at school every day!" Jiang Yi defended without confidence.

    When it comes to studying, he is a bit short, but poor study and no living expenses cannot be linked.

    Father Jiang said: "Yesterday your homeroom teacher called, and you were at the bottom of a simple unit test. Are you willing to be our son?"

    "Why am I embarrassed to be your son???"

    "Your mother has a master's degree, and your father and I have a doctor's degree. You said that we both have such high IQs, how could we have such a son with no IQ?"

    "Will it be positive or negative?"

    "I.....I will beat you to death, you are a positive and negative thing!"

    Father Jiang rolled up the newspaper and whipped it straight at his son's head.

    Jiang Yi shrank his neck and leaned against each other.

    For living expenses, he is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

    "I'll just talk casually. I don't know how you were born. It's definitely not my fault that I didn't inherit your IQ. Maybe it's your own genetic mutation. Who is to blame?"

    "If you're dead, you'll know what's wrong. In short, your living expenses will be gone before the next unit exam. You can figure it out yourself, unless you get a pass next time. This is a unanimous decision between me and your mother." Father JiangTalk while smoking.

    When he heard that the living expenses were gone, Jiang Yi jumped up, "Do you have any humanity as parents? No living expenses, why don't you let me eat at school?"

    "What your mother means is that eating too much hurts the brain."

    Eating too much hurts the brain.....

    nerve-wracking...

    Jiang Yi is angry, his feelings are a bit cultured, and he doesn't use dirty words when swearing.

    Click, the door lock at the entrance turned.

    The old man came in with a teacup and sighed. Seeing that his grandson was at home, he dodged his eyes and said with a smile, "The little grandson is back?"

    Jiang Yi's heart skipped a beat.

    "Grandpa, why don't you dare to look at me?"

    "Who doesn't dare to look at you anymore, what nonsense, oops, I just got a little sand in my eyes, ah, it's okay now, it's okay now."

    "I see that you are obviously guilty of heart, the kind of weaker than kidney deficiency."

    "Why did you talk to your grandpa!" Father Jiang wanted to slap him again, but when he had time, Jiang Yi turned around and rushed back to his room. He dug out the Doraemon piggy bank from the closet, shook it, and it was empty.

    "Grandpa—you fucking stole my New Year's money again!"

    "Don't swear at home!" Mother Jiang came out of the kitchen, threw a spoon and slammed it on the door, bang.

    Jiang Yi was furious.

    The piggy bank was thrown on the bed and bounced, and finally fell to the ground.

    He saved up the New Year's money to buy a game console. There was a game console that he had liked for a long time, but now it was all ruined. He really wanted to buy a piece of tofu.

    Grandpa opened the door and came in.

    "Grandson, don't be angry. Grandpa will definitely pay you back when he wins mahjong next time. Can you double it?"

    "How many times have you said this? If you steal me a hundred and give me back ten, if you take me a thousand and give me back a hundred, you have the nerve to say double. If I were your old face, there would be no place to put it."

    "Hey, I will definitely pay you back in the future. What's the hurry?"

    "Who knows when you will return, you can't beat others in mahjong, can you change something to play with, practice Tai Chi with the uncle next door, and go to the park behind to play chess, isn't it good?"

    "It's not fragrant, a bunch of old men still have body odor after drying it in the sun."

    "what"

    Jiang Yi fell into the bed, extremely depressed.

    At dinner, my parents saw that he was not pleasing to the eye everywhere, and they only gave him food but not meat, and even made an extra rule. If Jiang Yi couldn't pass every homework in the future, he wouldn't be able to eat at home.A little bit of minced meat.

    Is this something parents can do?

    Jiang Yi took a bite of his meal and went straight back to his room.

    It is definitely quite painful to eat without meat, no matter how much rice you eat, you will not be able to control your fullness or satisfy your cravings.

    Parents don't care about him, they just clean up the tableware after dinner.

    Jiang Yi was playing with his mobile phone in the room. To put it bluntly, he was holding it to his death. Seeing when his parents softened, it was his own.

    It's past seven.

    Jiang Yi touched the door of his parents' room.

    I want to hear how they talk about themselves behind their backs. Tiger poison doesn't eat children.

    The door was not closed tightly, so Jiang Yi pushed it open a little.

    After taking a shower, Mother Jiang came out and wore pajamas. Although the dress was very simple and unwavering, it was difficult to cover up the bumpy body of the old mother. His father took off his glasses and stuck it.Sao Li was angry, and made him think of the defeat in the mobile phone.

    "Honey, are you done washing?"

    "Nonsense, didn't you see it?"

    "Hey," Father Jiang suddenly let out a long sigh, "You said our son is not like the two of us at all, just talking about him makes me feel so cold that I'm about to have a heart attack."

    Mother Jiang wiped the face and wiped his face, and it was more direct: "This is not a biological, picked up in the trash can, can you still expect him to get out?"

    "That's right, it's from the trash can."

    "Hum," Mother Jiang glared at her husband.

    Father Jiang was stared at by his wife, "Then let's quickly make one of our own. This time, we have to make it seriously, carefully, and well. Don't be so perfunctory. Jiang Yi is an inferior product that you made too perfunctorily."

    "You old pervert..."

    He didn't know if his father was flirtatious, but Jiang Yi only knew that his heart was stuffed.

    Very heartbroken.

    Thinking that he is useless, he wants to give birth to a second child. In the future, let alone eating meat at home, they will think he is redundant when eating rice at home.

    So he put a note on his parents' door and ran away from home.

    The content is as follows:

    The two who are making man inside:

    Since you all dislike me so much, I decided to go back and forth from where. You don’t need to look for me, you can’t find me. After all, there are too many trash cans in the world. Goodbye.

    Jiang Yiliu picked up in the trash can.

    Then he strode away.

    "Hey, where are you going?" Grandpa was watching TV in the living room and stopped him.

    Jiang Yi didn't even look back, "Go throw out the trash."

    "Oh, oh," the grandfather put down the remote control and went over to help him open the door graciously, in view of the fact that he was ashamed of his grandson.

    "what"

    Jiang Yi punched himself in the chest, "Let me die—"

    The old man Unable to make any sense of the matter.

    Jiang Yi just wandered along the streets outside the community, not knowing where to go, anyway, he counted wherever he went, although his nerves are usually rough, but his heart is not hard, it is really heartbreaking for his parents to dislike him so much.

    Coupled with losing battles every day and being insulted by scum during this period of time, suddenly feel that life is gloo, so gloo that it is so dark.

    A kick flew up and kicked away the small stones on the ground.

    The stones flew away, and the feet with flip-flops were also scratched by the stones. Life is so gloomy that even drinking cold water will get stuck between the teeth.

    "Ahhhh...so dark—"

    He put his hands in his pockets, and complained with his hair up. A sports car flew by, and the tires rolled into the puddles, splashing dirty water on his pants.

    "Damn! How can you drive a car? It's amazing to be able to drive a sports car. I'm cursing you to be missing halfway!" Jiang Yi pointed his middle finger at the sports car and cursed.

    As soon as he finished cursing, the sports car stopped, and then slowly backed up.

    what's the situation?

    Can you hear this?

    In fact, the driver didn't hear what he was cursing, but the way of putting the middle finger up and talking non-stop was reflected in the rearview mirror, and the car reversed in front of him and stopped.

    Xu Xian got out of the car.

    Jiang Yi began to taunt, "I said which dog doesn't have eyes when driving, so it's you."

    At this moment, the co-pilot was carrying a girl, Xu Xian didn't want to fight with him, but the two of them got used to it when they met, so when they saw Jiang Yi, they stopped without thinking, "What's wrong with me, your skin is itchyWaiting for me here? But today I don’t have time to fuck/you, another day double, you wait.”

    I am used to talking dirty on WeChat, and sometimes I will burst out a sentence or two when facing Jiang Yi himself.

    "Fuck/Your uncle!"

    Jiang Yi exploded at one o'clock right now, and pushed Xu Xian around the rear of the car every minute. Xu Xian backed up and hit the open car door with his back.

    Xu Xian pointed at him: "It's exciting, isn't it?"

    "I'll come to your aunt!"

    "Okay, you have to get beaten yourself."

    After speaking, the two started fighting again, Jiang Yi lifted his foot, Xu Xian dodged in time to let him kick for nothing, before Jiang Yi retracted his leg, he stretched out his hand to grab the school uniform pants and let him chop fork, Jiang Yi's face turned palePale, it doesn't matter if you split the fork, the key is pulling the egg, before you have time to react, Xu Xian pins him to the ground again.

    Physically, Xu Xian was not as ruthless as Yun Yaoze, but he was more than enough to deal with Jiang Yi.

    Jiang Yi refused to accept, twisted twice, gritted his teeth, got up and continued to fight, and within two or three punches, Xu Xian restrained him with a grappling hand, and a little more force could dislocate his arm.

    Jiang Yi bared his teeth in pain, scolding whatever he picked.

    "Bastard Xu Xian died of the bastard, you are playing dirty tricks with me, you have no fucking martial arts at all, you bastard!"

    Xu Xian pressed him, "Why did I play dirty tricks, you can't beat me and still spout blood?"

    "I'll spray you, I'll spray you, I'll spray you..."

    "Are you a fountain?"

    "I'm your father! If you have the ability, let me go and fight!"

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