"Okay, keep fighting, you will lose the next hundred rounds."

Xu Xian Chi Guoguo despised him.

Jiang Yi's small universe exploded completely, he was only half angry, the key point was that he was in a very, very bad mood. In this situation, when he was defeated by Xu Xian, he was so annoyed that he wanted to go crazy.

So it really went crazy.

As long as he gets close to Xu Xian, he will use both hands and feet, waving desperately without any rules, kicking, beating, tearing, biting, he is even more crazy than the woman who beat up Xiaosan on the street, and he keeps barking, "Xu dog, I'll kill him."You ah ah ah-"

"Damn it!" Xu Xian grabbed both of his wrists, "Are you playing zombie out of cage with me?"

Jiang Yi opened his mouth and bit, and when he couldn't bite Xu Xian's neck, he went to bite Xu Xian's hand. As soon as Xu Xian let go, he immediately rushed forward, regardless of how many feet he had received, grabbed Xu Xian's clothes, smashed his fists, and pulled Xu Xian's hand.Hair tearing, scratching, biting....

Xu Xian punched him again, but the person grabbed his fist and opened his mouth to gnaw.

"Hiss—" Xu Xian was in pain, his temper really turned up, and he grabbed Jiang Yi's hair with a cold face and was about to hit the car door.

Jiang Yi thumped and struggled, tears and snot coming from his thumping.

Xu Xian was taken aback for a moment, "Are you three years old when you fight and cry?"

Jiang Yi roared angrily: "You don't care how old I am, come on, hit me, what are you doing! Bastard! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...)" He wiped away tears and snot (snot) and started to scratch again.

Xu Xian was really afraid of him.

"I won't fight with you anymore, it's too disgusting to wipe your snot on your hands, I warn you not to rub me!"

"You feel nauseous with snot?"

"Who would think that snot is not disgusting?"

Jiang Yi took a deep breath and tried again, two streams of snot came out of his nose, and he wiped it on his hands again, as if he was going to fight again, Xu Xian was shocked, and grabbed his forearms to prevent him from rubbing against him, "Damn it, it's disgusting to me, Jiang Yi, don't be like this, you are so serious... I won't be able to eat later, you know?"

"Who cares if you can eat or not!"

"Okay, okay, don't worry about it, let's reconcile today?"

"Reconciliation ass!" Jiang Yi refused to let go.

Xu Xian doesn't have a cleanliness obsession, but he can't accept other people's snot getting on his body, at least he has to be hygienic!

"How about this, a man can bend and stretch, I will admit your mistake, as long as your claws stay away from me, I will buy you a gift to apologize, what do you want?"

"Bah, I don't care about it!"

Xu Xian looked left and right, pushed Jiang Yi away and quickly ran two steps to the side.

Jiang Yi thought he was going to run away, so he quickly chased after him, only to see Xu Xian bent down, picked up something and threw it over, the thing kicked in the air, and then fell into his arms.

a rabbit.

Xu Xian took out a hundred-yuan bill from his pocket and threw it to the old man who sold pet rabbits on the side of the road.The mood is suddenly very strange.

Seeing him stop and go crazy, Xu Xian heaved a sigh of relief, it seems that Jiang Yi likes small animals quite a bit.

Jiang Yi sucked his nose, and the tears that had been swirling in his eyes fell down.

Afraid that his tears would be used as snot, Xu Xian searched himself but couldn't find a tissue, so he grabbed the rabbit and wiped his tears.

"Okay, okay, big men don't cry..."

"Ah! Damn!" Jiang Yi snatched the rabbit back, "What the hell did Mao poke in my eye, do you use a rabbit to wipe my tears like that! Ah bah, I didn't cry, because I got sand in my eyes!"

"Okay, okay, I don't care what comes in, just take your rabbit home."

"It's none of your business whether I go home or not." Jiang Yi noticed the girl poking out of Xu Xian's car, and cursed at the scum, "Hurry up and get lost."

"Okay, I'll go, see you at school the day after tomorrow."

"Meet your sister!"

When Xu Xian took into the car, as soon as the engine was launched, Jiang Yi shouted towards the girl in the window: "The xu gou around you is not a good thing. Change a girlfriend a day.Syphilis, AIDS, all have ... "

This kid isn't done yet.

The car stopped again, Xu Xian got down with a dark face.

This time Jiang Yi didn't plan to rush forward, because it was not suitable for fighting with a bunny in his arms, so he ran away after scolding.

He went for a walk in a nearby park, watched the grandparents dance in the square, and fed the little rabbit to eat grass. He found that the rabbit's ears were not right. At first he thought it was because the rabbit was frightened, but he played with it for a long timeNone stand up.

In a hurry, my mother called.

Jiang Yi hesitated and picked it up.

The mother scolded her head and face: "You are a broken child picked up in a trash can and you are still playing with us and running away from home. What about people, where did you go? Hurry up and die!"

Father Jiang snatched the phone: "Really, did you eavesdrop outside the door? Are you moral? It's my mother's privacy, do you understand?"

"I don't understand, anyway, you don't want me if you have a second child."

"Ah," Father Jiang said with a headache, "That's what I said to flirt with your mother, you...don't understand a little bit of fun, forget it, why are you talking about this with your first child, what age do we want to have a second child."

"If you don't want a second child, you don't want a second child. You just say you want to have sex with your mother..."

"Ouch!" Father Jiang raised his voice and interrupted him, "Your son speaks so bluntly, get the hell out of here, speed, immediately!"

"Are you finished?" Jiang Yi asked casually.

His dad was mad again.

He wanted to make up for it: "I've only been away from home for half an hour, Dad, can you do it..."

beep

Father Jiang hung up the phone.

Jiang Yi soon received a message from his father.

"Dad: Shut up, you, go home!"

Then he transferred the living expenses to him, which was 100 yuan more than last week.

Jiang Yi was immediately happy, and smiled and carried the rabbit back home. As soon as he entered the house, he rushed into his room. Grandpa, who was still watching the series in the living room, felt a gust of wind blowing in front of him.

No way, my mother doesn't allow small animals at home, and he can't let them see them.

In fact, his mother kept meals for him, a plate of roast goose and a plate of chicken legs, to see if he would change his mind without meat to eat, and offered to study hard, but in the end he was hard-spoken and soft-hearted.

Father Jiang brought him the food and told him to eat quickly.

Jiang Yi nodded. As soon as his father left, he lifted the quilt. In order to prevent being discovered, he hid the rabbit in the quilt.

While he ate, he played with the rabbit.

After that, took a picture of Tutu and sent it to Moments.

Soon someone liked it. His dad was the first, saying: "Make you braised rabbit head tomorrow." Jiang yi was shocked. He shielded his father and mother.Come over, it is estimated that Dad did not tell him.

Many students in the class gave likes to it. Unbelievably, the scum also liked it.

Xu Xian was taking the girl to eat Korean food, but the girl pretended to be too reserved, which made him feel a little bored, so he casually checked Moments.

Jiang Yi was disgusted with him, and just about to send a message to ask him to cancel his likes, the scum news came first.

"Scum: What did you tie its ears to?"

"Tutu: The burning iron rod that can stab you to death!"

"Scum:?"

Xu Xian zoomed in on the picture and studied it, and found that it was indeed two thin sticks.

"Scum: What does it mean to have two sticks tied to his ears? Do you think his ears look ugly when they hang down?"

"Tutu: Dead scum, blind you, this is a broken ear, do you understand fixed treatment, it was broken by a scum like you!"

Jiang Yi was very sure that Xu Xian must have caught the rabbit too hard when he threw it over, so he broke his ear.

"Hahahahaha..."

At a certain seat in a certain restaurant, someone burst out laughing.

The girl sitting across from him was stunned for a while, her eyes showing dissatisfaction, "Who did you chat with so happily?"

"Can you not be happy? I laughed so hard that I burst into tears. I'm afraid this kid is not a joke sent by a monkey." Xu Xian wiped the corner of his eyes, "He actually said that the rabbit ears I gave were broken, the ears were broken...Hahahahaha..."

"Scum: Jiang Xiaozhu, do you know that there is a breed called lop-eared rabbits?"

What lop-eared rabbit?

Jiang Yi didn't know what breed it was, so he searched on Baidu, "What should do if the rabbit's ears are broken?"’ Then a bunch of explanations popped up, such as seeing a doctor or the rabbit had ear mites, etc., without thinking about the species at all.

For a long time, this...

Of course he has no embarrassment in the face of scum.

"Tutu: I don't know what's wrong, I just don't know, I need you to bang bah if I have a relationship with you, get out of the universe!"

"Scum: Tsk, real murderer, I'm dissatisfied with my desires, I almost forgot that you still have a mouth, come on, open it, I'll come in now, ah~ it's so hot, hiss, don't use your teeth..."

"Tutu: Get lost, you are paralyzed!"

"Tutu: Slap jpg."

"Bunny: Scud jpg."

Xu Xian curled his lips and typed with his right hand. Every time he slandered Jiang Yi, he felt the pleasure of gaining the upper hand.

The more the girl watched, the more dissatisfied she became. She poked the food with a spoon and said, "I want rabbits too."

"You want it too? Okay," Xu Xian smiled, and he would basically buy whatever the girl he asked out wanted, "Go back later and see if the old man is still there."

"I don't want those," the girl said, "I want the one you gave away."

"Ok?"

"I want it!"

Xu Xian stared at her for a second or two, and said with a smile, "What? Are you jealous when I give a boy a rabbit?"

"right!"

In terms of appearance, Xu Xian is not bad at all, and he drives a luxury car, spends a lot of money, and loves to give out red envelopes to make people happy. Most of the boys and girls like this kind of guy, and of course they want to occupy more of his attention.

"Farewell, I never get back what I send out," Xu Xian said.

"But I want to~"

"Change something else."

"No change!"

The girl took advantage of Xu Xian coaxing her for several days before coming out to meet her, and began to play tricks, throwing the spoon in her hand into the soup basin, and the soup splashed out.

Occasional tantrums are fun and cute, but sometimes they are unreasonable when they are placed on different people in different events.

Xu Xian still kept smiling, "Then I'll replace you."

The girl was surprised, "What did you say?!"

"I repeat, I'm afraid of hurting your self-esteem."

"You...Xu Xian, you are too much!"

"Walk slowly!"

The girl stomped her feet, picked up her small bag and left.

Xu Xian picked up a piece of barbecue and put it in his mouth. It would not be boring to eat a meal alone. He picked up his phone again to send a message to Jiang Yi.

"Scum: Little slut, how about I teach you how to raise rabbits?"

"Tutu: You big-headed bastard! Would you like to spray some dung in your mouth again?"

"Scum: Keeping a pet rabbit is very troublesome. It requires a lot of attention. If you don't pay attention, it's easy to burp. Are you sure you don't need me to teach you?"

Jiang Yi thought about it, and it was useless not to learn.

"Tutu: You are the one who burps easily, how do you raise it?"

"Scum: First, you have to get another male rabbit, a few extra-large ones, and then..."

"Tutu: You, give, me, go, die!!!"