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    The barrage music is crazy.

    "Meng Huo should fight the director!"

    【"Master Island God is the most impartial and will never favor anyone." Karmic retribution ah ha ha ha ha ha!】

    "One person plays two roles, I cheat myself, very good!"

    "Director: Don't ask, I regret it now! I regret it very much!"

    "Hehe, I really love the limelight. The bullying director is a newcomer with no background. He wants to switch to Pineapple TV's variety show. How dare he challenge the program crew like that?"

    "I'll send you a copy of "Modern Chinese" to learn how to speak the human language. Meng Huo didn't play within the framework of the program regulations, and didn't violate the rules. Besides, it looks good, and the ratings are high if it looks good.It's too late..."

    ...

    Lin Jia felt that she was going to have a heart attack.

    Boomerang, dart deadly.

    "This is really not good..."

    The deputy director's surprised voice suddenly sounded in the earphones:

    "Fuck! No. 2 on the variety show list! Director, we've reached No. 2 on the Cool Audio variety show list!"

    "Promise him, no matter what he wants, promise him everything!"

    Lin Jia covered her heart, closed her eyes, and said shyly:

    "...that tent is expensive."

    He tried to persuade Meng Huo to consider other tents, pointing to the pictures of luxury tents, and said, "Darling, take a look, this tent is also very good, you can roll around in it without any problem. Thieves resist! Think about it."Bar!"

    He was even willing to give Meng Huo a discount as long as he stopped thinking about his tent.

    "Director: Sudden and well-behaved."

    "Shouldn't the weak and helpless be the survival group? Why is it completely reversed! [Laughing and crying]"

    "I said how the more I watched the director, the more familiar it became. Thank you Meng Huo for making me suddenly realize that he really looks like the salesman who tricked me into placing an insurance order!"

    Meng Huo carefully looked at the mock-up of the luxury tent. It was really good. It was army green, made of Oxford cloth, waterproof and windproof, and it was no problem for three or four people. It was very spacious.

    Meng Huo returned the photo:

    "But I seem to like the director more."

    Lin Jia is really going crazy.

    This is not nonsense!!!!

    Everyone will like it!!!!

    His tent is also a temporary working place for the entire film crew, which can accommodate up to 72 people, with sofas, big beds, water, electricity, everything.

    no!Absolutely not to him!

    Lin Jia was silent for a while, and then showed a weird smile.

    As long as he offered a price so high that Meng Huo would definitely not be able to accept it, wouldn't that be enough?!

    What a brain!

    Lin Jia let out a "tsk", and regained the noble appearance of "Island God", earnestly saying:

    "Young man, listen to the gods, that tent is very expensive, you can't afford it."

    Meng Huo picked up the reminder card that Lin Jia had just placed by himself.

    "Didn't you say you supported the loan?"

    "Hahahahahaha, director: I really hate these cheap hands! Cut them off!"

    "Does the director's face hurt? Come here and let me rub it for you."

    "@Cool audio: Is it considered a work-related injury if you get angry enough to have a heart attack?"

    Lin Jia pinched the person, stretched out a palm, and said out of oxygen: "...One price, 5000 points, not a single point!"

    "5000! It's too expensive!"

    "No matter how much you earn for three days, you still won't be able to get 5,000 points. Meng Huo bought a tent, so he will be at the bottom of the list?"

    "When the pattern is opened, he may want to be the last one, live in a small tent, drink small coconut juice, and live a happy life!"

    "Hahahahahaha, it's okay, why don't you just open it? Move everything back and stay for 24 hours. It's not difficult."

    "Meng Huo: Found a new bug~"

    Lin Jia obviously thought of this too. In order to prevent the bug of Meng Huo Card, he hurriedly added the rules he had thought up a second ago: "The last person who stays on the island cannot continue to enjoy any items exchanged from here. Entry-level tentNone, I can only use the things on the island to build it myself

    tent!"

    Lin Jia's face was full of "you think it through before you speak", wishing that Meng Huo would find his way back.

    "Okay." Meng Huo nodded, and then took another pack of tomato-flavored potato chips with a price tag of 100 points."Enter the account first, and calculate together."

    So, the program started for the third hour.

    Chen Ke & Zhao Nan & Xia Yinye & Jiang Xun and the director tied for first place, all with 100 points

    Look at Meng Huo again.

    The audience fell silent.

    Bling - 5000 points.

    #Meng Huo's loan to work rushed to the trending search.

    Lin Jia covered her face in despair, this must be the darkest day in his directing career.

    Meng Huo, who had left, turned back again.

    His dim eyes suddenly lit up, Lin Jia grabbed his arm and asked:

    "You regret it?!"

    Meng Huo shook his head, "I forgot to ask just now, does your store support door-to-door delivery?"

    "Look at the director's eyes, there is no light."

    "Hahahahahaha, what the hell is it delivered to your door! Do you still want to ask for cashback points for five-star reviews?"

    "E-commerce competition is fierce, and the island god must also get involved!"

    "Post-00s Rectify Workplace Behavior Award! Hahahahahahaha!"

    "The director must regret it now hahahahaha."

    The survival group who stayed on the white sand beach, set up tents and cooked meals, knew nothing about Meng Huo's rectification of the workplace one kilometer away.

    They don't know, but it doesn't mean that the netizens watching the live broadcast don't know.

    As a result, the audience in the other two live broadcast rooms gradually discovered that there were more and more things they could not understand in the barrage.

    "Hahahahahahaha, I just came from the next door. In comparison, the boss is really miserable. I feel distressed for a second."

    "It turns out that the harder you work, the more sad you feel. Young master, let's stop struggling, let's hug our thighs honestly!"

    "It feels like they're not recording the same program. Survival in the wilderness here, and comic dialogue over there hahahahahaha!"

    Chen Ke took off only a black sleeveless vest, his sinews were firm and translucent, dripping with sweat, Zhao Nan was so tired that his eyes stared at him, he buried himself in the sand, no one would believe that he was an artist anymore, even performance artistsalmost.

    The limitations of using tree branches as a tent frame are too large, and the space of the tent is too small. Adults can barely fit it when they shrink into a ball. That's all. The ultraviolet rays on the beach are strong, and the small space is hot and humid, just like a mobile sauna.After staying for a while, the whole body smells like cooking.

    Chen Ke and Zhao Nan couldn't take it anymore, so they simply abandoned the tent, and just slumped on the beach, with a huge palm leaf on their heads to shade them.

    "All my merits have been deducted, hahahahahahaha, hard work is in vain!"

    "A small tent that can't live in is a TvT~"

    "Why don't you live in a tent? Don't you like it?"

    Xia Yinye and Jiang Xun, who had just picked up clams, were not much better, but they couldn't help the young master's lack of self-awareness, so he showed off to his teammates, "I said we should find something to eat first."

    A tent is not a place for people to live.

    Xia Yinye raised his eyebrows at the camera: "I've already thought about it, I'll find a rock to sleep on at night, and I'll be a good man again in three days!"

    "Master, wake up! You are the reincarnation of Princess Pea, I really can't sleep on stones!"

    "My son's waist will hurt again tomorrow, so I love you!"

    "When the child grows up, if he doesn't listen to his parents, he will experience severe beatings from the society! Sleep with me!"

    "What a beautiful mother-child relationship, the mother is kind and the son is filial, love and love."

    Xia Yinye, who had finally found food, was also hungry and was about to start cooking.

    Without a lighter, drilling wood to make fire was really much more difficult than imagined. Jiang Xun tossed and tossed for an hour, until his knees were broken, and finally a small spark was ignited.

    "Today, Brother Ye will show the big guys a special skill - grilled clams."

    Xia Yinye put the clams into the fire with a proud face.

    In fact, this show is not as bad as he imagined, Xia Yino thought.

    "When I found clams, I felt a sense of accomplishment in my heart. It was too easy to eat anything in the past, but it was only when I was living on a deserted island that I realized that porridge and a meal are hard-won. Everyone should eat well and play CDs well."

    It is rare for the young master who does not eat the sufferings of the world to feel a sense of concern for the country and the people.

    "Life is really better now. My grandpa was hungry in his generation, so I don't want to waste food."

    "Well said, support!"

    "The goose has grown up, Mama is so happy!"

    The smell of grilled seafood was quite delicious. Chen Ke and Zhao Nan who were lying next door were both crying, and they were too embarrassed to touch each other. After all, they were in a hostile alliance.

    Chen Ke was strong in action and pulled Zhao Nan to stand up.

    "Let's go, let's go around and see if we can find something to eat."

    Taking the time, it is estimated that the clams are almost cooked.Xia Yinye and Jiang Xun sat around the fire, licking their mouths at the same time.

    I'm all hungry, although clam meat is less, it's more or less meaty!

    Xia Yiye anxiously drove the clams out with a branch.

    "Chestnuts from the fire (wrong, clams from the fire (correct")

    "Baby, don't expect too much, Mama doesn't dare to have confidence in your cooking skills..."

    "Be careful it's hot!"

    After a long time, the shell of the clam became cold, Xia Yinye finally ate the first mouthful, digging and grilling it by himself...

    "Bah, bah, bah!" Xia Yinye spat out the clam meat with a look of horror.

    He wiped his tongue and shouted, "What the hell! Eat me a mouthful of sand!!!!"

    With a painful mask on his face, he is particularly suspicious of life.

    "Hahahahahahahaha, no surprise, it's you."

    "Young people nowadays really don't have common sense in life... You can't eat clams directly, you need to drop two drops of oil to spit out the sand, do you know?"

    "Knowing King above, without you, everyone would have been kept in the dark for the rest of their lives!"

    "Hahahahaha, is there anyone who is crazy about taking screenshots? Use it immediately as a ghost emoji."

    "One porridge and one meal should be hard-won, remember the CD (Devil Whispers"

    "Fortunately, I haven't eaten it yet, thank you Xiaoxia for helping to test the poison! Pen refill!"

    "It's miserable, how do you feel more miserable than Chen Ke's zhao nan hahahahahahahahahahahaha" "

    "I suddenly felt that it would be good for them not to be in a group with Meng Huo. If he knew what happened in the third live broadcast room, the child would be hit...]

    Meng Huo bid farewell to "Island God" and confirmed that the program team would deliver the director's tent to the door.

    "I want the tent to be pitched on the high ground to the east."

    The view is wide, the scenery is good, the view is excellent, and the first-line sea view room.

    The director's tent has a floor and wheels, just like a small RV, and he didn't even have to set up the tent.

    Meng Huo returned the same way he came. The audience in the live broadcast room were waiting to see if Meng Huo’s koi possession could continue. Unfortunately, after walking all the way, the coconut trees on the side of the road never dropped coconuts again..

    "It's gone."

    "The god of variety shows can't come down several times a day, then it's not luck, it's a bit supernatural hahahahaha."

    "A little fairy with an eight-hour working system~"

    A pure white sand beach appeared in sight, and two small black spots on the beach, from far to near, were Zhao Nan and Chen Ke who came out to look for food.

    Meng Huo waved to Zhao Nan and said hello.

    "Boom—"

    "Boom—"

    "Boom—"

    Three times in a row, the coconut tree dropped three coconuts.

    "Good guy, I didn't drop it before because I was afraid that Meng Huo would be too tired to carry him all the way back, right???"

    "...The very sensible coconut trees have learned how to deliver to the nearest place."

    "Well, isn't that right? Two riders have been arranged to pick up the order."

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