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    Meng Huo stared at the three coconuts falling from the sky, and was stunned for a moment. Just when the bullet screen thought that he would feel that he was lucky, or that he was grateful to the God of variety shows for him, Meng Huo patted the coconut tree. It was a pity, and said:"It would be great if I could drop multiples of five. If you drop three, you will do it..."

    Meng Huo's expression and tone of voice are particularly familiar, everyone has met more or less, the kind of middle-aged man who is good at being a teacher and likes to educate his subordinates or juniors should be very annoying, but when heWhen the object of education becomes a coconut tree, the whole style of painting suddenly becomes joyful.

    The audience in the live broadcast room made a crazy second creation of this picture:

    "Meng Huo: Tree, we need to have a good chat about this..."

    "Multiples of five, are you afraid that you won't get enough points for the survival team hahahaha?"

    "Coconut tree: hello? Are you teaching me how to do things?"

    "Hahahahaha, Coconut Tree: Do you blame me for not knowing the ways of the world in the human world?"

    Fortunately, the whole program was broadcast live, otherwise, the audience would definitely question that these coconuts were placed in advance by the program group.To be honest, even the program crew was really afraid that Meng Huo would drop two more coconuts after he finished speaking. It would not be simple, it would be a bit supernatural and terrifying!

    Meng Huo picked up a coconut and ran towards the beach.The coconut was quite heavy, but fortunately Zhao Nan was not too far away from him.

    "Zhao Nan." Meng Huo called to stop him.

    The audience naturally saw Meng Huo running towards Zhao Nan with a coconut.

    "Meng Huo has so many coconuts that he can't finish them all by himself. He should probably sell them to the survival group."

    After all, Meng Huo still owed 5,000 points, and he was at the bottom of the list. If he didn't want to stay and survive alone, he had to work hard to earn points.

    Points can be obtained, and naturally they can also be given away.

    Meng Huo handed him the coconut.

    "Thirsty? Have a coconut."

    In fact, before coming to participate in this program, the manager sister was afraid that he would be immersed in his own small world and had no experience in the world, so she specially made a PPT to vaccinate him and introduce several other people who participated in the program.

    Chen Ke has few words and strong ability, so it is best to form a team with him; Jiang Xun is gentle and introverted, and is easier to get along with; Xia Yinye, pampered and well-behaved, has a clear distinction between likes and hates, so you have to be careful when getting along with him...

    The last person introduced was Meng Huo.

    The agent saved the hard nuts until the end. She didn't know where to find a collection of clips from Meng Huo's previous variety shows. After watching them, Zhao Nan suffered a very heavy blow to his young heart:

    In the variety show of raising pigs, Meng Huo not only lay flat on his own, but left all the work to his teammates, and knocked on the sunflower seeds to dislike his teammates for not shoveling clean pig manure;The highlight moment is reserved for myself, and the acting skills presented in the end are particularly indescribable; in the horror variety show, Meng Huo screamed throughout the whole process and did not dare to perform side tasks alone, which seriously slowed down the progress of the whole group.The female idol pushed it out...

    In short, tea and white lotus, very, very shameless!!

    Although what is presented in the variety show may not necessarily be the truth, the manager sister still marked Meng Huo with a big five-pointed star on his head, repeatedly ordered him, and warned: "When you see him in the show, don't hesitate, turn around and run! You are good!"Qian, don't be touched by him!"

    Zhao Nan stared at the blue coconut, and wanted to move his eyes away, so as not to look so hungry, but his body was more honest than his mouth, and his saliva began to secrete uncontrollably.The feeling of being in the sun for three hours without a drop of water, the manager sister will not understand!!

    In the face of life, all warnings are like clouds and smoke in the past.

    Zhao Nan swallowed, lowered his eyelashes, and asked in a low voice, "How much is a coconut...?"

    If Meng Huo asked for too much, he wouldn't be able to afford it.

    Meng Huo frowned, as if he had heard something strange, and said, "I don't want points, I'll give them to you. Aren't you thirsty?"

    Zhao Nan's face was pale with exhaustion.

    Zhao Nan is actually good-looking, with a baby face, fair and clean, natural curls, very artistic. The company wanted to package him as a handsome man, but he did not expect that the original EP "Hui Nan" he released unexpectedly became popular on the Internet. Zhao Nan himselfI also want to be an original singer.

    The long black and slender eyelashes of the young man in front of him blinked. Meng Huo thought that his eyes were dazzled after walking for too long, and he seemed to see a glint of water.

    "Really…?"

    Meng Huo felt like the vicious stepmother who bullied Cinderella, the bad queen who gave Snow White poisoned apples, and nodded with a complicated expression.

    "Well, let's drink."

    Not poisonous.

    "Thank you..." Zhao Nan Qingling's voice became hoarse.

    Meng Huo turned around and left. Zhao Nan looked at his back and felt that Meng Huo had wings behind him that no one could see.

    What white lotus?Foolish people of the world...

    It's clearly an angel!!!!!

    Meng Huo didn't know that he had washed himself with a coconut, so he went back under the coconut tree, holding one in each hand, and walked towards his supreme tent.

    On the road, met Chen Ke who was bending over to pick up things on the white sand beach.

    "Where are you picking up shells?" Meng Huo passed by with a coconut in his arms. Seeing the pile of shells at his feet, he praised him sincerely, "It's so beautiful!"

    Chen Ke looked complicated, neither nodding nor shaking his head.

    He obviously wanted to pick up something to eat, but Xia Yinye almost searched all over the beach, and there was nothing there, only these beautiful but useless shells.

    After finally catching a small crab with long knuckles, it ran away.

    Meng Huo felt that Chen Ke probably wouldn't want his gift, but he still asked politely: "Do you want to drink coconut? I just picked it up on the side of the road."

    Chen Ke pursed his lips, shook his head, and lowered his head to continue looking for his crab.

    "Thank you, but no need."

    Meng Huo remembered Zhao Nan's reaction just now, and hurriedly added: "It's free, you don't need points."

    "It's really unnecessary."

    Meng Huo nodded, without forcing, and continued to move forward.

    Chen Ke's fans in the live broadcast room were a little unhappy.

    "Is it showing off? Isn't it?"

    "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

    "It's such a beating expression, I really want to hit him!"

    "What a peerless white lotus with a strong tea fragrance, as expected of you, it will fall off the horse within three hours!"

    "I'm going to change my mind about Meng Huo...what is he doing..."

    "Uh... Are you overreacting? Meng Huo just wanted to treat his colleagues to drink a coconut. I gave it to Zhao Nan just now."

    [Not everyone likes to rely on "getting something for nothing", our boss likes to rely on himself!】

    Zhao Nan got the coconut, not forgetting his teammates, and ran over to share it with Chen Ke.

    Chen Ke originally wanted to drink it, but when he heard that it was given by Meng Huo, he withdrew his hand awkwardly, "Go ahead and drink it. Is the coconut easy to open? I'll give you the saber."

    Chen Ke took out his combined Swiss Army knife, which contained a small cross screwdriver that could drill a hole for easy drinking.

    "No need." Zhao Nan shook his head with a smile, and smashed the coconut on the rock, "Meng Meng just taught me that when you open a coconut like this, you can still eat the coconut meat after drinking it!"

    After a while, his introverted, quiet, and fearful teammates started calling Meng Huo Meng Meng.

    Redundant words, disgusting.

    Chen Ke, who has a Swiss Army knife but has no use for it, is looking for dinner, and his back is even heavier.

    Meng Huo knew that Chen Ke didn't like him very much, but after all, according to his performance in the past three years, the person who can like him must have a sick mind...

    However, the reason why Chen Ke didn't like him should be slightly different from other people's, and Meng Huo just remembered it.

    In the original book, there is a male number who can't love Meng Zhi, and it should be him.It was because Chen Ke saw Meng Zhi on the screen that he came up with the idea of going to the film academy.

    Meng Zhi is his enlightener, the leader of his profession, and his lofty status should be similar to that of a male god and white-moonlight/muse.Looking at myself is like looking at an inferior substitute for a male god, it would be strange if I like it...

    Thanks to Chen Ke's good cultivation, he didn't show it very clearly.Xia Yinye was different, a child, his preferences were all shown on his face.

    Of course Meng Huo could see that the young master treated him

    However, Meng Huo reviewed the original book and did not remember that Meng Zhi had such a suitor, so he should simply hate him.

    Afraid that something would come and go, Meng Huo crossed the white sand beach and on his way to the tent, he happened to pass the pile of clam remains.

    Master Xia, who hadn't finished eating the clams, also came up with the idea of a coconut tree on the roadside, and was trying to reach that coconut tree behind Jiang Xun's back.

    "Brother, are you alright?"

    Master Xia's reciting method is not the ordinary reciting method, but the kind of reciting method like a child sitting on an adult's shoulder "riding a big horse".

    Jiang Xun also felt that the two of them were a little ashamed for doing this, but in the face of survival, shame was nothing.

    "A little further to the right."

    Jiang Xun patted Xia Yinye's head to signal him to go to the right, trying to stretch his arms to reach the bottom coconut, but missed several times.

    "No, no, no! You come down first and then we can talk." Young Master Xia's face flushed red, he panted while holding his knees, and looked at Jiang Xun, "No, why are you so heavy? Are you still a male artist? Your company doesn'tDo you need image management?"

    In a state of extreme fatigue, tiredness, heat, thirst and hunger, very few people can maintain their usual demeanor, Jiang Xun is also emotional, he tilts his head slightly, and whispers ridiculed: "Why don't you say that you are not physically strong?Well..."

    Xia Yinye's eyes widened in shock, and he immediately retorted, "I said it was because of your short hands!"

    "You can not!"

    "You have short hands!"

    "Poor physical strength!"

    "Lose weight fast!"

    A good cooperative foraging turned into a back-and-forth elementary school chicken fight.

    "Hahahahahahahaha, wicked and funny, two kids."

    "Men can't say no! Sisters! Put #夏一野行 on the screen!"

    "I prove that Xiao Jiang's hands are not short, I slept in his arms last night [shy]"

    "Jiang Xunzhen has endorsed peanuts, the sisters in front buy a bag and eat!"

    The director who moved out of the supreme tent and was forced to squeeze and yell sat behind the monitor, almost moved to tears.

    This is/is the program effect he wants!!!!

    Small frictions, small quarrels, and finally reconciliation, a sublimation of brotherhood, after going through hardships and dangers, the two share the hard-won coconut meat, and give each other the last bite cherishingly!!!!

    Instead of picking up wherever you go like Meng Huo, living a prosperous life alone is not at all embarrassing and not at all difficult!!!

    Meng Huo This bug!!!

    Lin Jia found a long-lost sense of accomplishment in Xia Yinye and Jiang Xun, stared intently at their live broadcast room, and rubbed his hands excitedly!

    Very good, that's it, hold on to me!!!

    Wait, who was that thing that flashed past just now!!!

    Meng Huo said hello to Jiang Xun. Jiang Xun was probably a little tired. After a busy day, he didn't eat or drink. He was so tired that he simply said to Meng Huo, "Xiao Meng, can I use tenThe points will be exchanged for a coconut with you."

    Jiang Xun couldn't be blamed for being stingy, after all, in his perception, ten points was already one-tenth of his entire net worth, which seemed like a lot.

    "Xiao Jiang: Ten yuan and ten land flowers, Meng Huo: I owe five thousand and five thousand. Good guy, I'll be a good guy."

    "Hahahahaha, don't blame my family Jiang Jiang for being stingy, we are a small family, and the children would never have imagined that Meng Huo would be so daring to owe hahahahaha."

    "Take it, It's not the gift that counts, but the thought behind it."

    "Don't take dried shrimps as seafood! For us Xiao Jiang, this is a huge sum of money!!"

    "The stingy little actor x the rich second generation ancestor, so addicted~"

    Meng Huo gave him the coconut directly, "No need, you can keep the flowers for yourself."

    Owing 5,000 versus 4,990 is no different to him.

    "Look at Xia Yinye's greedy and BKING expression hahahahahahahaha."

    "Xia Yinye: Stand up straight! You, coconut, how come!"

    "There is one more, Meng Huo should give it to us Xiaoxia."

    "Whoever Meng Huo wants to give is his freedom... don't make it for him.

    He decided, after all, he picked it up."

    Xia Yinye was still in a mood, especially when Jiang Xun started drinking coconuts without asking him, he was even more angry!

    Good teammate!

    Say good luck and share it!

    He also felt that it would be impossible for Meng Huo to just ignore him in front of the camera and leave, but even if Meng Huo wanted to give it to him, he would never accept it!A gentleman does not eat food that is cheap!Even if you starve to death!thirsty!He, Xia Yinye, would never drink a sip of Meng Huo's water!

    Young Master Xia put on a cold face and put on a gesture of rejection. In his plan, he not only had to refuse ruthlessly, but also refused in a manner that was polite yet alienated, noble yet handsome!

    Xia Yinye put his hands in his pockets, Meng Huo walked towards him, and then walked past him.

    Just walked over.

    gone.

    up.

    ah?!

    "??? I gave it to Jiang Xun, why didn't I give it to Xia Yinye...I hate watching people order dishes...The road turns dark..."

    "The previous one is so funny. Both Zhao Nan and Xiao Jiang said they would buy it. Xia Yiye didn't say anything and intervened. He acted like the whole world owed him money and showed it to anyone. Meng Huo owed him, hot faceGo stick a cold ass, begging to send it up..."

    "I see that I don't like Xia Yinye the most now, and it's not like he can be a young master at home, but they are all working workers. Who is more noble than whom?"

    "Xiaoxia has a bit of a stubborn temper, and she hasn't shown any emotions yet. The child is young, please bear with me! [Sorry]"

    Meng Huo didn't think too much about it, and he wasn't a masochist, knowing that Xia Yinye didn't like him, he still rushed forward.

    What a slap in the face.

    But Xia Yinye couldn't bear it, he grew up so big, and he had never been ignored by anyone!

    "Meng Huo." Xia Yinye stopped him, "Where did your coconuts come from?"

    Meng Huo could easily get two coconuts that the two of them couldn't reach through cooperation alone. It's hard not to make people wonder, did the program crew secretly release water for him?

    Xia Yinye's tone was almost questionable, which made people feel uncomfortable.

    "Of course it is..." Meng Huo said lightly, "It came from the tree."

    Officially answered his nonsense.

    "Why is it so easy for you to pick coconuts?"

    Meng Huo pondered for a moment. Strictly speaking, it seems that the coconuts are not picked...

    "Uh, well, maybe I'm lucky."

    Xia Yinye had an expression of "I don't believe it". He looked up at the coconut tree in Waterloo just now, and raised his eyebrows provocatively: "Then you have good luck again, and open everyone's eyes."

    Meng Huo narrowed his eyes slightly. Before he could speak, the people behind the barrage took a breath in unison and silently lit a candle for Xia Yinye.

    "Young man, you absolutely don't want to know what you just provoked..."

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