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    Netizens who have seen how much Meng Huo is favored by the god of variety shows feel sorry for Xia Yinye.

    "The child is ignorant, Meng Huo, please forgive him, let's hit the face lightly hahahahahaha."

    "Time to show real technology!"

    "Meng Huo: I've never heard such an outrageous request in my life."

    Meng Huo looked at Xia Yinye indifferently, and asked, "Do you really want to see it?"

    Xia Yinye was frightened by his calm demeanor, but what he said was like splashed water, and he couldn't take it back. There were so many viewers and fans watching in the live broadcast room, he couldn't be cowardly!

    Meng Huo looked up at the coconut tree. The tree was not very tall, about two or three stories high.

    He put the coconut in his hand aside, looked at Xia Yinye and Jiang Xun again, and said, "Then you two stand back a bit."

    He was afraid that the coconut would fall and hit him. If he was injured, he would not only be scolded, but also compensated.

    Xia Yinye felt that Meng Huo was putting on airs, but he took a symbolic step back to give Meng Huo room.

    Meng Huo wrapped the rags around his palms and took a few steps back, like some kind of mysterious ritual.

    "Everyone pay attention, the next step is magic."

    "The moment to witness the miracle! Will the God of Variety Show come again?!"

    The bullet screen was disturbing, and in the next second, everyone saw Meng Huo running towards the coconut tree with all his strength. Using the force of his run-up, he kicked his feet off the ground, and then climbed up with his hands and feet.

    Fuck.

    This was Xia Yinye's first reaction.

    Immediately afterwards, when Meng Huo climbed to a height of four or five meters, he regretted shocking Meng Huo.

    He felt dizzy and didn't dare to look down even when he was filming the MV in the group, not to mention that Meng Huo was not wearing any protective measures.

    The director's face turned pale, and he yelled through the walkie-talkie: "Go over to someone! Quick! Stop him!"

    Meng Huo, is he crazy?!

    In case of a fall, there will be a good or bad, and the whole show will have to be over!

    Lin Jia suddenly felt that the small traumas she suffered just now were nothing compared to the stimulation in front of her eyes...

    It turned out that Meng Huo was somewhat restrained towards him.

    "Meng Huo, be careful! I... just count you as good!"

    "Xiao Meng, come down quickly!"

    Xia Yinye and Old Ding were persuading them almost at the same time.

    Meng Huo had almost climbed to the top, waved them to go further, and stretched his arms. Meng Huo grabbed the coconut, twisted it hard, and the root broke away from the coconut tree and fell straight down.

    With a "plop", the green coconut rolled to Xia Yinye's feet.

    Similar to his face.

    Meng Huo's voice came from high above, a little distorted, it sounded very far away, he almost shouted at the top of his voice, "Is that enough?"

    Meng Huo looked up, tsk, here they come.

    So he simply stretched out his hand, turned it around, and one after another, the coconuts fell down one by one.

    When he came down, there was a coconut tree almost bald.

    Meng took off the cloth strips that bound his hands, but his fingertips were still a little worn.He counted the fallen coconut trees, and there were exactly a dozen of them.Meng Huo was a little distressed: "I can't hold so much..."

    The barrage is already silly, and then crazy.

    From "Fuck, Fuck, it's awesome" to "Is this really possible?", no one cared about Xia Yinye who initiated the provocation.

    They all doubted life at the same time.

    "If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I would have thought it was a fraud, it was outrageous."

    "Gravity: You are lofty, you are amazing."

    "Newton: How many times have I said that China's affairs are out of my control."

    "Coconut tree: shivering."

    "Shu Sheng has never been so speechless."

    An honest man came out and explained: "Climbing such a tall tree with bare hands is really possible! My uncle is especially good at climbing trees, picking fruits and bird eggs. He has been the king of children since he was a child, and a bunch of children follow him everywhere."

    Although know that the world is full of wonders, but seeing is believing, and seeing it on Meng Huo is outrageous.

    "I will

    Yu knew why Meng Huo would automatically drop coconuts when he passed by. It wasn't the coconut tree that gave him face, but Meng Huo gave the coconut tree face."

    "Dropping the coconut is actually paying tribute... Otherwise, if Meng Huo disagrees, the coconut tree will be bald."

    "In the past, I really simply thought that it was just the god of variety shows, but later I realized that this is still strength!"

    "Other artists' personal skills are singing and dancing, but Meng Huo is climbing coconut trees hahahahahaha."

    "This is the most pertinent one since the Survival Variety Show started... When I saw Meng Huo climbing up, my legs were so frightened."

    This is also the craziest time for barrage, survival groups and directors since the broadcast began.

    Meng Huo stared at the unmovable coconut, stared at the camera, and asked, "Director, are you thirsty?"

    "Meng Huo won't want to earn points back from the director team, hahahahahahahahaha."

    Sure enough, Meng Huo immediately said: "One 200 points, two 10% off, three 20% off, buy 5 get 1 free."

    In fact, the staff wanted to drink after a hard day, so they all looked at the director pitifully.

    Lin Jia just came back to her senses, touched her drenched forehead, and stared back: "What to watch, what to drink! Give me work!"

    Super fierce.

    Meng Huo, who didn't get a response, bent his lips helplessly: "Okay, then I'll put it here first, and I'll get it later if I want to drink."

    After finishing speaking, he left without looking at Xia Yinye who had a complicated face.

    When Meng Huo reached the high ground, the director team had already transported his supreme tent, with a camping-like shelter outside.

    Meng Huo moved a deck chair, opened a coconut, tore open potato chips, and stared at the sea view, sizzling.

    Lying on the recliner, Meng Huo nodded in satisfaction, finally looking like he was on vacation!

    After living according to the script written by others for three years, Meng Huo didn't have any great ambitions after breaking away from the script, let alone becoming top-notch. Defeating Meng Zhi made everyone who despised him regret it and changed everyone who hated him.delusions.

    He found that he just wanted to live happily for a while according to his own mind.

    Meng Huo felt that he had been optimistic since he was a child, with the character of "half a bottle of milk left".

    So when he found out that the company sent him to this survival show, Meng Huo wasn't discouraged. Although it wasn't as fun as a real CS, the scenery here was beautiful, back to basics, and it was very suitable for a vacation to get close to nature.

    From the moment he landed on the island, everything he did was to serve this highest purpose.

    I searched for "corpses" because I played too many games, and I always felt that the NPC's appearance should have a different role. It was a surprise to find a lighter.

    The reason for using points to exchange tents is because, of course, you have to live better when you are on vacation.

    Picking coconuts, on the one hand, is because I am too tired and thirsty watching the old ding on the camera, and on the other hand, it is also because this is an island. Coconuts are equivalent to a special dish. If you come here, why don’t you check in?

    Anyway, he is not afraid of living alone for 24 hours, let's talk about it after these three days.

    Climbing the tree just now was the only decision that went against his will.

    However, when I was young, the orphanage was poor. In my previous life, Meng Huo often led a group of younger siblings to run around, picking oranges, pomegranates, and persimmons, and developed the ability to climb trees.I didn't expect to be familiar with it after so many years in the book.

    Meng Huo ate half of the bag of potato chips and felt...ah, so tired.

    "Let's read a book for a while!"

    Meng Huo wiped his hands, ran in and took out a small book in the pocket of his jacket.

    Start looking with relish.

    "I apologize for saying that Meng Huo brought the book to pretend to be a salesman. He was really eating and drinking while reading it!"

    "The material needs are met, and the spirit can indeed be pursued hahahaha."

    Meng Huo read the book for half an hour, and felt a little sleepy again, so he simply said to Old Ding, "Fix the machine there, I won't run around, I'll sleep for a while."

    Then Meng Huo covered up his clothes in front of hundreds of thousands of viewers in the live broadcast room, and really fell asleep.

    Audience: Are you polite?

    Meng Huo, who was always asleep, held the book tightly in his arms. Old Ding tried his best to take a picture of the cover to satisfy the curiosity of the audience.

    "Survival on a Deserted Island Season" is amazing. It started broadcasting with only a small audience, but within four hours, it soared to the second place on the Cool Audio Variety Show List, almost surpassing Cool Audio'sIt's love at home!

    The project leader was too happy to eat, so he simply came to the editing room and stared at the editor as he cut the film.

    Under the gaze of the boss, the social animals are fully fired.A section of preparations before the official start of the program was quickly cut, and it was posted on Weibo as a small preview before the webcast.

    @巨失死生之精岛season: [The Survival Team is leaving today, let’s see how they were all "tricked" into participating!@Chen Ke @ET-夏阿野@歌词Zhao Nan @Jiang Xun @Meng Huo [Squint smile]]

    Chen Ke: "...Well, I watched a foreign survival program before and was very interested. This time I came here to challenge myself and see how far I can bear it."

    Xia Yinye: "When I say this, I get angry! The manager lied to me that it was a travel variety show! A travel variety show! Can you believe it? [After dropping the pillow, I picked it up again]"

    Zhao Nan: "The creation of a new album has encountered a bottleneck. I told my manager sister that I want to stay alone to find inspiration. She may have misunderstood what I mean..."

    Jiang Xun: "You may not believe me...I came to lose weight. My manager said I was fat, so I don't want to go back to see him if I'm not eight pounds thinner."

    Meng Huo: "I'm here for vacation, can't you see?"

    In the interview, when Meng Huo was asked this question, he turned sideways and let the camera capture the beautiful scenery of the blue sea and blue sky behind him.

    This short paragraph of Meng Huo's answer was cut out separately and became a trending search. The marketing account that was first released was an old friend of Meng Huo's.

    @圆内热姐: "Come and taste someone's answer [video]"

    "Come to Survival Variety Show for vacation, why didn't you say you went to "Chamber Royale" to fall in love!"

    "Damn, the most annoying person to pretend."

    "I have the following six points to say..."

    "I really don't understand what to ask Meng Huo, who can't shoulder shoulders and still likes to talk about his teammates, to do fine green tea and white lotus??? The director team got kicked in the head by a donkey?! Give me Zhao Yu back!"

    I don't blame the netizens, it's really that Meng Huo's showmanship in various variety shows was too deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Ever since the temporary official announced Meng Huo's joining before the show started, there has been ridicule and abuse from black fans.

    He also predicted that this show will definitely make my mother not even recognize it.

    What everyone didn't expect was that not only did the show fail, but after four hours of airing, "Survival from Desperate Place" almost occupied half of the most searched entertainment charts, a real counterattack!

    Meng Huo alone has been on more than a dozen hot searches.

    #Meng Huo licking bag

    #Director Meng Huo's Tent

    #Meng Huo 欧帝

    #Meng Huo Coconut Tree

    Meng Huo, who came from the Emperor of Europe, Meng Huo, who dropped coconuts wherever he went, and Meng Huo, who was fighting with the director... Xia Yinye, who was greedy for clams but slapped his face with a mouthful of sand, and Jiang Xun, who quarreled with chickens in elementary school, set up a tentChen Ke and Zhao Nan who couldn't sleep, including the director who looked suspicious about life and dug holes by himself... From the program crew to the guests, no one was not funny, and they contributed countless scenes and emoticons.

    But passers-by who are not interested in Meng Huo and Heizi who hate Meng Huo will not seriously click in to read every trending content.

    Passers-by actually don’t like to see a person frequently, and they feel a little disgusted all afternoon, especially when they see the video of the marketing account of @圆内热姐, they are full of gossip, curiosity, and melons.Casually turn on Cool audio.

    Black fans rushed to Cool audio to scold him and watch jokes by the way.

    Survival variety show is good, they want to see how badly this brazen white lotus will be tortured!!!

    Countless passers-by and black fans rushed to Meng Huo's live broadcast room, only to find that not only was Meng Huo not tortured or disgraced, he had also fallen asleep in front of millions of eyes.

    He slept very peacefully and was very well-behaved. He could even hear a little snoring when the volume was turned up.

    look at his environment

    , with a large Oxford cloth sunshade umbrella on his head, facing the boundless blue sea view, lying on a deck chair with his long legs folded, drinking small coconut juice, eating small potato chips, and taking a nap.

    Heizi: Fuck, are you really on vacation?!

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