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    As soon as Meng Huo finished speaking, the survival group, the audience and the director all understood.

    Chen Ke and Xia Yinye also sat down and sang in harmony like a double reed: "Yes, we don't want it anymore. Not only today, but also tomorrow..."

    "During the recording of the program, there was no blessing to enjoy it."

    "what a pity…"

    "that is."

    "Tsk, that can't be helped..."

    "It's a threat, it's a threat, it's it!"

    "Fuck, it's so cheap, I really like it hahahahahaha, there is a sense of family here!"

    "The most tacit moment of the Survival Team: We are wicked together."

    "Director, if you give in, it's true, I didn't say, I look down on you."

    "We can't help you anymore, the director himself should explain to the funder's father."

    Lin Jiaren is dumbfounded. He has been in the industry for so many years, and he has never seen a guest who threatens a director with a sponsor. He is just a director who is not favored by the industry. The sharp edge kitchen utensils are also the only sponsor he has worn down after running for a long time., as long as he can be a little tougher... Woohoo...

    it is good!hatred!nah!

    Lin Humble Jia had a heart attack, and his heart was bleeding, but he had to force a smile and said: "Haha, I was joking with you just now, how could I ask for your share! These kitchen utensils, especially this portable gas stoveThe matching stainless steel pot is a new camping special model launched by Sharp Kitchenware! Traveling at home, survival in the wild, and the audience in the live broadcast room, it is your best choice! Give it to the Survival Group for free today to try it out!"

    The survival group who went to the luxurious kitchen utensils for nothing did not look happy, and they all looked at Meng Huo in unison.

    The survival team finally reached a consensus: In terms of morality, no one can compare to Meng Huo.

    Lin Jia knew that he didn't look like the majesty of the chief director, and the barrage felt the same way, but he couldn't control so much, he could only hope to get some back from other places.

    What's the use of just having a pot?!Without mineral water and instant noodles, he would not believe that their seafood soup can still be cooked!

    Fortunately, mineral water and instant noodles are not sponsored by brands.Meng Huo would never be able to threaten him again this time!

    Lin Jia resumed her noble status as "Island God" and set her price on the ground.

    "Mineral water, one hundred and one bottles, instant noodles, one hundred and fifty packs."

    Zhao Nan silently calculated how much a pack of instant noodles could be divided among five people, but Meng Huo looked at the instruction manuals of the portable stove and stainless steel pot seriously.

    "Wow, the camping series of the sharp edge kitchen utensils have an automatic switch function to prevent the pot from sticking, and this pot is also used for steaming, cooking and frying. It's so advanced."

    Lin Jia: Ancestor, what do you want to do...

    "But there is nothing to cook, so I can't fully reflect the difference between the sharp-edged kitchen utensils and other kitchen utensils. Alas...it's a pity." Meng Huo put away the instruction manual and covered the pot with a coat with regret.

    He didn't even give Meng Huo the chance to show his face!

    But the audience is still very cooperative with him.

    "Ah, I really want to see the automatic switch function."

    "Hey, I'm going camping with my boyfriend next week, and I'm worried about which pot to buy. I'm scattered, so I can just buy one online."

    "The three-purpose pot sounds a little tempting. I want to buy one for my mother. Brothers, which brand has this kind of pot besides the sharp blade? Amway."

    Before the live broadcast room developed towards the Sharp Blade Competitive Products Fair, the assistant director waved his hand.

    "Teacher Meng, I'll send you off!"

    The assistant director asked the two interns to pull the distraught director aside for a rest, and he stepped up first.

    Survival turned into camping, camping turned into a gourmet variety show... Forget it, let’s change it. The assistant director has been in Cool audio for many years, and he has a bit of a bad mentality. It’s better to rush the show than offend the sponsors.

    So, the Survivor Group, who went to the luxury lunch for nothing, happily cleaned the crab pot and started cooking!

    The division of labor was similar to that of last night. Meng Huo enjoyed Zhao Nan's KTV ordering service, Jiang Xun was the most reliable cook among them, Chen Ke helped, and Xia Yinye watched the fire.

    Chen Ke raised the knife in his hand, and easily split the blue crab in half. He couldn't help but diverge. If it weren't for Meng Huo, he would still be scraping the fish scales with a Swiss army knife.

    What to do with this crab?

    Xia Yinye poured mineral water into the pot. The gas stove was much more convenient to use than drilling wood to make fire. Just turn the button, and you can sit and wait for the meal to start.He remembered the embarrassment he had kneeling down to drill wood yesterday, if Meng Huo hadn't been there...

    It can be seen that Meng Huo was calm and calm when he was handling the director just now. He obviously could get this set of kitchen utensils as easy as blowing off dust, but he didn't say anything last night, and asked them to kill fish and make a fire in exchange for labor.for dinner...

    A guess emerged in the hearts of both of them, and they looked at Meng Huo with complicated expressions.

    He didn't order "Song of Hot Pot" today, and let Zhao Nan play freely.Zhao Nan played his popular ballad "Return to the South" on the Internet. He didn't sing, but just played quietly. The assistant director asked him to take a close-up shot of Meng Huo.

    Meng Huo propped his head up, his long eyelashes casting faint shadows on the lower edge of his eyelids. When he was not speaking, his face looked like the protagonist of the youth pain literature, delicate and fragile.

    With the sad minor key, it has the texture of a literary film.

    The assistant director originally thought that the ratings of the variety show would be terrible in rainy days, but the number of viewers in the live broadcast room unexpectedly increased, and they were all attracted by the clips on the homepage.

    "Sponsor: Let me see which marketing genius it is?"

    "Blade: Listen to me thank you."

    "HR: Meng Huo, right? Come to work at the company tomorrow!"

    "How could a guest threaten the director with the patron's father? I laughed so hard, so brave."

    "On a rainy day, cooking hot pot, listening to the guitar, camping, it's great, I want to hang out with my friends!"

    Rebellious netizens seem to think that this alternative survival mix camping variety show is also good.

    Especially when Jiang Xun started cooking.

    "Wow, what a fast knife, it feels good to use!"

    "The sharp blade is really good. It is an old brand of domestic products. I have always used their pots at home."

    "Am I the only one who craves hot pot? The blue crab and seafood soup looks delicious!"

    "Unexpectedly, Jiang Jiang can cook, so virtuous prprpr!! You can consider going to an episode of "Star Chef"!"

    "Will the sharp blade do business? Why are you staring blankly, 3, 2, 1, link up!"

    Blade Kitchen Headquarters

    The new president of Sharp Kitchenware often suffers from insomnia recently. As a new generation who takes over the family business, she has a heavy burden on her shoulders.Sharpen kitchenware is an old brand of domestic products. It is high-quality and cheap. However, in recent years, foreign kitchenware brands have become too popular in the Chinese market, squeezing the living space of enterprises smaller and smaller.

    She minored in marketing at university, and immediately decided to make good use of new media after her succession, so as to revitalize the old brand!

    She aimed at the traffic of Cool audio, and it happened that Cool audio was holding a business promotion meeting for Xinwang Comprehensive. She took the company's senior management to the scene and made sufficient preparations.But Cool audio’s most popular web dramas: escape room, romance drama, and talk show are too competitive to look down on this old domestic brand that doesn’t sound good enough. In the end, only a young director named Lin Jia brought aSurvival variety shows come up.

    At the beginning, she gambled like a dead horse as a living horse doctor. Anyway, the investment of this program is not big.

    She just flew back from abroad this morning, and she didn't have time to watch the data of the programs broadcast in the past few days. After finally being free, she was going to board Cool Audio to watch.

    Cool audio's App is orange, she didn't pay attention, and accidentally clicked on another orange shopping app.

    The homepage is full of products recommended by big data based on her past browsing records. One of them is a camping portable combination cooker, which is a new straight-line product launched by Ridge Kitchenware for young people. She clicked in and understood the market.zero inventory.

    Wow, it's not all sold out, is it?!

    A good person posted a screenshot of the sold out of the sharp blade online store on Weibo, and #Meng Huo was the sixth most popular search.Tap Water took the opportunity to advertise for Xiaopowang Zong in the square.

    Hey buddy, are you watching the Survival Variety Show?Watch undefined survival variety shows?Do you want to watch a survival variety show in which, apart from the guests, the director, camera, production props and sponsors are all trying to survive?

    The world outside is chaotic

    , Survival group just eat enough on the island.A group of people seem to be crossing the border like evil spirits, almost filling the bottom of the pot.

    Audience in the live broadcast room: Woohoo, obviously I'm eating instant noodles too, why aren't they eating as deliciously?

    So they began to discuss again, why the running noodles eaten by the survival group are so delicious, is it because the water for cooking the noodles is good, or is it because the noodles themselves are delicious?Or, maybe it's a sharp-edged pot?

    Following the sell-out of all products in the online store of Sharp Kitchenware, it rushed to the hot search, and brought "Survival of Desperation: The Deserted Island Season", a small broken network that no one was optimistic about before it was broadcast, to the public's view again.The brand owners that director Lin Jia dismissed were beating their chests with regret: they only needed a little investment at the beginning, and now they can get a huge profit!I regret it!

    It's a pity that the recording of the first season of this variety show has already passed halfway, what should do?!After much deliberation, the people in charge of the brand's advertising department decided—then go sponsor the webcast!Or open up the layout a bit more!Go invest in the second season!

    So they dispatched to contact Cool audio one after another, and Lin Jiayi, who was so angry that he had a heart attack, connected to the phone calls of more than a dozen brand managers, and sat up in shock in his dying illness—he suddenly became OK again!

    Money, a lot of money, it feels like a peddler who sells roadside stalls and is about to go bankrupt is suddenly hit by the lottery, and he will be able to open a five-star restaurant tomorrow!

    The way he looked at Meng Huo was filled with the kindness of looking at a mascot!The assistant director was summoned and explained: "Let them play the live broadcast in the afternoon, and play as much as you like."

    The Survivor Group, who knew nothing about all of this, did not have a good time playing as they wished, because after eating, Xia Yinye suddenly fell ill.

    Sneezing several times in a row, Xia Yinye frowned and touched his nose, his voice was slightly hoarse: "It's probably because I caught a cold in the rain, stay away from me, so as not to catch the infection."

    The prop teacher gave him a mask to put on. Meng Huo heard their conversation and said, "Go and stay on my bed."

    Zhao Nan gave Xia Yinye all the cold medicine and anti-inflammatory medicine he smoked in the blind box. In fact, the disease is not serious, but his throat is sore and his nasal voice is heavy, making it difficult to speak.

    Xia Yinye leaned on the bed, surrounded by four people, he suddenly felt like a monkey in a zoo.

    Chen Ke is the oldest and most stable among them. He knew that he had to consider the camera in variety shows, so he suggested: "It's idle, let's play some games?"

    Meng Huo nodded, looked at Xia Yinye who was wearing a mask, and felt that he had to consider him, so he said, "Let's play and let me guess."

    They have all played this game.

    "It's just gesticulating, with hands behind their backs, not allowed to speak, only facial expressions and onomatopoeia."

    Xia Yinye, who was lying on the bed wearing a mask, felt that he could also participate.

    Because there were five people, in groups of two and two, Meng Huo set the question to be the referee.

    "The losing group is responsible for finding ingredients and cooking at night."

    After eating the crabs, now they have no food reserves.

    When it comes to eating, Xia Yinye is ready to fight. It just so happens that he is in a group with Jiang Xun.

    Perhaps because he was living on a deserted island, Meng Huo's questions were all for food.

    First question: Sushi.

    Xia Yinye frowned and thought for a while, then began to gesture. He thought of the rice under the sushi, and the sushi chef pinching it with his hands...

    Jiang Xun only saw an unusually ferocious face, as if he had been punched and squeezed into a ball, he was dumbfounded: "What, is it for food?"

    Mmmmmmm!

    Xia Yinye's eyes widened.

    "It looks like it's mutated hahahahahahahaha"

    "Use your face correctly, you are an idol!!!"

    "It's so ugly... Is it okay to say that, Mama just has a face, and I'll throw it at you lightly."

    "Ugly, hardworking, and sad."

    After a long time, Xia Yinye shouted angrily when he couldn't figure it out.

    "Sushi, sushi! I almost pinched my face!"

    Jiang Xun was not convinced.

    "You look like food poisoning, how can I guess..."

    The second topic is tonkatsu.

    Xia Yinye made a "hissing" sound, indicating that the oil was splashing out of the pan, "啪! Hiss—crackling!"

    !"

    Xia Yinye "hissed" and "popped" alternately, dodging as if he had been burned.

    "hot?"

    "Yeah!" Xia Yinye puffed out his mouth again, "Huhhuhu".

    "soup?"

    "fire?"

    Xia Yino was silent for a while.

    He performed the action of being scalded by oil, fried in a pan, and then... "Ah", "Hiss", "Ah"... flexible like a monkey.

    "I feel like I've strayed into Huaguo Mountain..."

    "Son, what are you playing, is it a monkey? Hahahahaha."

    Xia Yinye "ahhh" for a long time, and almost jumped up, and Jiang Xun guessed "boom".

    "Hmph" "Hmph", Xia Yinye wrinkled his nose.

    "pig?"

    “Tonkatsu!”

    ...

    The audience really didn't expect that such an old-fashioned game could be played so happily by Survivor Group, and they contributed countless Yanyi emoticons. Even Xia Yinye and Chen Ke seemed to be opened up by this game.From then on, Oubao was a passerby, and he was released on the road of sand sculpture!

    They not only played the face version of "You Swipe and I Guess", but also played the blindfolded version of hide and seek and the Hell difficulty version of the game of holding back laughter...

    "No, my face hurts from laughing..."

    "This regiment turned out to be mentally handicapped hahaha"

    "I haven't smiled so happily in a long time."

    The assistant director didn't expect that he listened to the director and didn't do anything. The Survival Team could entertain themselves all afternoon, and the audience would love to watch it too.

    It's probably been a long time since saw such a retro and simple game and a comedian with a sense of mental retardation.

    Even many viewers who clicked on Cool audio and didn't come for this variety show were tricked into it.

    "Heart Pounding" is one of Cool audio's leading online comprehensives. It is broadcast in prime time on Saturday afternoons, staggered with the trump card "Escape Room". It has the best promotional page in prime time and the most fixed audience group.Undoubtedly ranked No. 1 on the Cool audio entertainment list, viewers only need to click on the top live broadcast room to see it.

    In today's show, a boy who had been courting a certain girl in the previous episodes suddenly changed his partner, which made the audience who had been addicted to this CP dizzy!

    In the observation room, the host asked, "Mr. Meng, what do you think of this behavior?"

    Meng Zhi wore a white shirt today and a pair of thin-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose. He was gentle and harmless. He frowned and said, "If it were me, if I liked someone, I would like it wholeheartedly. Forgive me for what this boy did.agree."

    During the intermission, Meng Zhi returned to the dressing room. There were templates for the questions just now, so he naturally knew how to answer to show his gentle and affectionate side.

    With his eyes closed, he asked the makeup artist to touch up the makeup, and said to the assistant, "When I answered the question just now, there was no response to the barrage, find it out and read it to me."

    The assistant hurriedly took out the phone and began to read:

    "The world is uneven, please God give me a Meng Zhi!"

    "As expected of a senior!"

    "Woohoo, #Meng Zhi is the ideal of the world!"

    "and also…"

    "My wife, I came to see you!!! Hey... Sorry, it seems that I went to the wrong live broadcast..."

    Uh, we just don’t understand and ask:

    When did our family hit the No. 1 entertainment list in Cool Audio?

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