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    Meng Huo didn't take the opportunity to sell the character of the bitter lover, which the program team was happy to see.

    After all, they are a variety show that is positioned to be watched by the whole family. The overall rhythm should be positive and promote positive energy!

    Because of this, netizens feel more and more that after such an unfortunate childhood, Meng Huo can still be so happy (sand) and view (carving)...

    What is this little angel who leaves the sadness to herself and dedicates happiness to the audience?!

    Woohoo, more love!!

    Program recording continues.

    Dinner still needs to be obtained by completing tasks.

    The program group of "Adults Are Not Home" keeps pace with the times and tries to play a very new thing starting from this season.

    ——Teach children to do their homework.

    "The program team prepared a rich dinner for everyone, and families who have finished their homework can eat first!"

    The implication is that the homework must be done, and if you don't finish it, you will have nothing to eat!

    [Thank you, I'm already starting to feel pain when I hear the word "homework".】

    "I committed crimes in my previous life, but in this life I help children with their homework."

    "My daughter doesn't do her homework, and I feel bad; when she starts doing her homework, I feel bad all over."

    Tutoring children with homework is the only way for every parent. If there is no variety show with children, it would be outrageous!!!

    "No one walks out of the room calmly after helping a child with homework, no."

    Tutoring children with homework is such a scary thing!

    The program team is gearing up and looking forward to the chemistry between the five groups of guests.

    Simon is already in the third grade and is the oldest of all the children participating in the program.

    Because he has to go to class during the day and often flies around to work in his spare time, he has very little time left for homework, and he has accumulated a lot of homework, including every subject.

    Meng Huo sat next to Simon with a cup of tea, looking like a parent who accompanies the child to do homework.

    Simon, who was holding a pen to do his homework, finally looked like a child should be.

    How good is that?!How cute and cute!

    Meng Huo reached out and touched his head, his face was full of kindness and kindness, "Ask brother if there is anything you don't know how to do."

    Simon didn't even look at him, he just moved away deftly out of the corner of his eye, it wasn't enough to move away, and then he gave him a meaningful look: "I can't, can you?"

    Is it a provocation?!

    This must be provocation!

    Meng Huo put down his teacup, feeling that his IQ had been seriously insulted in front of the national audience.

    Please, this is the third grade, he can't even do the third grade questions, he is too stupid!

    Meng Huo picked up the math paper with great enthusiasm, disdainful of the previous questions, and prepared to tackle the last additional question directly and prove himself well!

    Meng Huo read the question aloud to the camera: "Xiao Ming has two buckets, one can hold 4 liters of water and the other can hold 9 liters of water, ask Xiao Ming how to use two buckets to hold 6 liters of water?"

    An awkward silence.

    Is this a problem that carbon-based organisms came up with?!

    Meng Huo really wanted to give Xiao Ming ten yuan to buy a six-liter bucket, but he held back because it would make him lose face.

    Meng Huo took out a pen and a piece of paper, and reassured him seriously, don't be impatient.

    "Don't worry, brother, think about it."

    Meng Huo thought hard, and even began to set up unknowns, use solid geometry, and try to solve it with functions, as if he was doing something very new.

    Time passed by, and Meng Huo, who was immersed in calculations, still didn't look up. It was so long that Simon finished all the homework except the math extra questions.

    Simon folded his arms and asked lightly, "Have you solved it yet?"

    Meng Huo grabbed the ground with his head in grief and indignation.

    Leave him alone and let him die.

    He really can't do third grade math!!

    Through the camera, Meng Huo seemed to be able to hear the voices of netizens mocking him as an idiot.

    But this time Meng Huo thought

    too much.

    Mathematics is the common enemy of all mankind.

    "I understand...my husband tried to use college calculus to solve my son's homework in 5th grade...and couldn't solve it."

    "People are forced to do anything, only mathematics, if they can't do it, they just can't do it."

    The program group expected that the picture of adults being pissed off while helping children with their homework did not appear.

    They seem to be seeing something new.

    Meng Huo propped his chin up and looked at the draft paper on the table. Simon explained to him slowly while writing.

    "...throw out another three liters of water so there's only six liters left in the bucket. Got it?"

    Meng Huo paused for three seconds, then nodded slowly.

    "that's about right…"

    "Almost, just about the same."

    "The art of language is true for you to learn."

    After this battle, Meng Huo was hit hard, and he had deep doubts about his IQ for a long time.

    Simon is so smart and efficient. When Meng Huo and Simon went to the dining table to eat, they found that they were actually the first!

    Other guests arrived one after another.

    Some adults cried, some children cried, and some cried together.

    Meng Huo bit the drumstick in bewilderment.

    He didn't let himself cry stupidly, he didn't understand what everyone was crying about.

    He covered his mouth and asked Simon in a low voice.

    "Do you know what they're crying about?"

    Simon cuts the steak gracefully, shaking his head.

    He doesn't understand either.

    Netizens and the program group: This is a normal phenomenon after tutoring children to finish their homework!

    You two programs are bugs!

    Simon glanced at the entrance of the restaurant inadvertently, and found that Bei Bei and Zhou Ruochen hadn't come until they finished eating.

    Meng Huo and Simon packed some leftovers and went to visit them in the villa next door.

    Unlike other homework tutors who cried when they were homework, and also different from the Simon & Meng Huo Bug group, Bei Bei and Zhou Ruochen were the only ones who were crying because of their homework.

    Bei Bei is the youngest, and they are still in the middle class of kindergarten. They don't have much homework, but because they are in a bilingual kindergarten, the teacher requires them to memorize words every week.

    Bei Bei should recite 50 today.

    It's not that she didn't recite it seriously, it's just that she couldn't remember it simply.

    Netizens heard that Bei Bei had memorized king, night, only, because... in the end, they still couldn't remember, everyone was so anxious that they wanted to rush into the screen to do it themselves!

    "Brother Chenchen, isn't Bei Bei stupid?" Princess Bei Bei held her face a little dejectedly.

    Zhou Ruochen looked indifferent, but he was actually very patient, like a cup of warm water with constant temperature, no matter how much firewood he added, it would not boil.

    He sat quietly on the sofa and waited for her, never urging her.

    "Of course Bei Bei is not stupid."

    Bei Bei is hungry, the blood supply to the brain is insufficient, and the brain turns slower when the blood supply is insufficient, and it is more difficult to remember, directly vicious circle.

    But Bei Bei couldn't bear to disappoint Zhou Ruochen, she sat upright holding the vocabulary list, determined to remember it this time.

    But the reality was still very cruel. Bei Bei had only memorized two words, and her eyelids started to fight, and the letters seemed to turn into little ants, crawling around on the trees.

    Bei Bei's head almost hit the edge of the table, Simon pinched the bow behind her head and pulled it up.

    Stupid and lazy, what can do?

    Simon frowned unknowingly, Bei Bei saw their eyes light up, and suddenly he felt relieved!

    Bei Bei sniffed.

    "It's delicious, it's a cake!"

    Meng Huo handed the packaged cake to Bei Bei.

    Simon felt that what he just said was not accurate enough.

    Stupid, lazy, and greedy.

    Meng Huo handed Zhou Ruochen the packed claypot rice.

    "It's for you, you go and eat

    Well, let me watch for you for a while."

    Bei Bei bit the cake, while still staring at the words, her face looked like an enemy.

    Meng Huo stood behind her, wondering what kind of words were so difficult to memorize.

    Simon often went abroad for fashion shows since he was a child, and English is almost his second mother tongue. In his opinion, these words are as simple as "1+1=?".

    He looked at Bei Bei, and asked patiently, "What's wrong with you?"

    Bei Bei blinked her eyes wide and said in a low voice: "It's not that I can't, I just recited it, and then I forgot..."

    "There are many ways to memorize words, such as image memory, association...you try."

    Meng Huo also felt that there was no connection between these words, and it would be easier to remember them if they could be compiled into a story.

    Simon frowned, as if trying to make up a fairy tale out of these 50 words.

    He said in a nice English accent: "Once upon a time, there was a king when the night..."

    I heard Princess Bei Bei want to sleep.

    "Aww..." Bei Bei clutched her head, feeling a little pain where Simon had knocked her.

    "I won't teach you anymore..." Simon pretended to leave, put down the vocabulary list, and Bei Bei looked at him eagerly.

    Bored, Meng Huo picked up the vocabulary list, and suddenly a flash of inspiration came to his mind.

    He stopped Bei Bei, he couldn't find confidence in Simon, and suddenly he could find it in Bei Bei.

    "Don't be afraid, isn't it just fifty words? My brother will teach you!" Meng Huo was full of confidence!

    Millions of netizens in the live broadcast room were curious about how Meng Huo could make Princess Bei Bei remember.

    Fairy tales are so hypnotic they need something refreshing to make up.

    Meng Huo's voice was low, guiding Bei Bei to follow him into the learning context.

    "He was originally the king of the Dark Night Empire, but he was hurt by traitors and lived his one life again. He only wants to regain his belongings..."

    Netizens were silenced by Meng Huo's story.

    The king of the dark night empire...

    Meng Huo seems to be creating something very new.

    "Stories can be given to flowers, but not taken away."

    "The second creation is not to tell you to create and kill me."

    But Meng Huo and Bei Bei were not affected at all. It seemed that the more one talked, the more the other listened.

    After Meng Huo finished telling the story three times, he dictated to Bei Bei.

    Netizens looked at the corrected test papers and were so excited that they were about to cry.

    ——They were all right!!!

    Bei Bei was deeply attracted by the story of "King of the Dark Empire", and pestered Meng Huo to hear more.

    Meng Huo promised to recite the words for Bei Bei next time, but Bei Bei reluctantly let her go.

    But Bei Bei's thirst for knowledge has been ignited by Meng Huo.

    She became curious and asked Simon, "Brother Simon, what does the empire say?"

    Simon was silent for a moment, and it took a long time before he answered.

    "Empire."

    beibei understood.

    "So he should be the king of the dark night empire!"

    "It also involves some complicated grammar for you." Meng Huo patted Bei Bei's head encouragingly.

    Princess Bei Bei looked at him eagerly.

    Meng Huo compromised.

    "This sentence should be like this, he was the king of Dark Night Empire..."

    Meng Huo didn't know that his teaching method had inadvertently ignited the enthusiasm of a girl who loves to read dog blood to learn English. In the near future, English will be Wei Siyan's best subject.

    Netizens in the live broadcast room are in the same mood as Simon at the moment.

    "Is this okay???"

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